Help!

求救！

What seems to be the problem?

有什麼問題？

I've never seen somwthing like this before.

我從沒見過像這樣的情況。

What the f*** is this?

這是什麼鬼東西？

This man has no penis.

這個人沒有小鳥。

What? I have a penis.

什麼？我有小鳥啊。

Not according to what I'm looking at.

根據我的觀察，並非如此。

Dr. Broadus, take a look at this.

布羅德斯醫生，你來看看這個。

I can't see s***.

我什麼洨都看不見。

Yeah, try using this.

對，試試用這個。

Ah, there it is.

啊，我看到了。

Let me try it.

讓我試試。

You have a look.

你來看看。

I think we're going to need a specialist.

我想我們需要一位專家。

Dr. Jackson!

傑克遜醫生！

What do you think?

你覺得呢？

Sorry.

我很遺憾。

You guys got to see this.

你們得看看這個。

Holy mackerel.

我的媽呀！

All right, guys, I'm going to need you to talk me through this.

好了，各位，我需要你們口頭幫我一下。

To the left, to the left.

往左，往左。

You got to grab it. Squeeze it.

你得抓住它。擠壓它。

I'm trying.

我在努力。

I know it's small, but put it in there.

我知道它很小，但還是放進去吧。

There you go, there you go, there you go.

好了，好了，好了。

I think I found it.

我想我找到了。

F*** looks like a piece of bubble gum.

靠，看起來就像一塊泡泡糖。

A juicy fruit.

多汁的水果。

Guys, could you put that back?

各位，你們能把它放回去嗎？

I came in for a colonoscopy.

我是來做結腸鏡檢查的。

I don't know what's going on here.

我不知道這是怎麼回事。

Maybe I'll come back later, like tomorrow or something.

也許我晚點再來，比如明天什麼的。

Relax, nephew, relax, relax.

放鬆，兄弟，放鬆，放鬆。

Cheer for the next episode.

為下一個篇章歡呼吧。

Wait, what's that?

等等，那是什麼聲音？

Let's turn that up.

讓我們把聲音調大。

More smoke.

更多煙霧。

Clear.

淨空。

After an all-new E.M.

在全新的 E.M.

You only get one shot.

你只有一次機會。

One shot? I've been shot nine times.

一次？我中過九次槍誒。

It's a weird flex, but...

真實個奇怪的炫耀，但...

Only on ABC, motherf***er.

只在美國廣播公司播出，混蛋。

Well, thank you, Dr. McCraney.

謝謝你，麥克雷尼醫生。