And whichever one of you wins, keeps the Lamborghini.

無論你們誰贏了，都能留著藍寶堅尼。

- Wow!

- 哇！

- They must drive to a challenge.

- 他們得努力迎接挑戰。

And after they complete that, they'll get an envelope,

完成之後，他們會得到一個信封，

which will tell them where the next challenge is.

告訴他們下一個挑戰在哪裡。

Start your cars.

啟動你的汽車。

This is gonna sound amazing.

聽起來會很棒。

(car engines rev)

哦，這是第一號信封，

Ooh, this is envelope number one,

這會引導他們迎接第一個挑戰。

which will lead them to their first challenge.

向目標投擲斧頭，直到擊中靶心。

Throw an ax at a target until you get a bullseye.

- 我手眼協調能力很差，該死！

- I have terrible hand-eye coordination, dang it!

- 三，二，一，去！

- Three, two, one, go!

什麼？

What?

聽起來很酷。

That sounds so cool.

- 上路囉。

- On the road.

- 哦，乾！

- Oh, crap!

- 如果他們的速度超過限速一英里，

- If they speed just one mile over the speed limit,

他們會被取消資格，不要超速阿，孩子們。

they're disqualified, don't speed, kids.

- 就像被關在籠中的動物一樣，不能開這輛藍寶堅尼奔馳。

- Like a caged animal, can't let loose in this Lambo.

- 我真的笑不停。

- I literally have not stopped smiling.

這影片最難的部分是不能超速

The hardest part of this video is gonna be not speeding

因為我正在開一輛超跑。

because I am in a supercar.

- 錢德勒在速限45開35，安全第一。

- Chandler's going 35 in a 45, safety first. (laughs)

- 這傢伙心想，什麼？

- This guy's like, what?

我要去跟克里斯打個招呼。

I'm gonna go say hi to Chris.

嘿，克里斯，怎麼樣了？

Hey Chris, how's it going?

- 我討厭紅燈。 - 是紅燈。

- I hate red lights. - It's a red light.

- 快變綠燈了，等等見。

- It's about to turn green, I'll see you later.

好吧，我們要在這裡停車。

All right, we gonna park here.

去去去去去去去去去

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

- 錢德勒在這裡，克里斯正在往裡面跑。

- Chandler's here, and Chris is running inside.

- [錢德勒] 走吧，開門，啊，我的翻領。

- [Chandler] Let's go, open the door, ah, my lapel.

- [吉米] 第一個挑戰是你必須擊中靶心。

- [Jimmy] The first challenge is you have to hit a bullseye.

不行，要在線後面。 - 哦。

No, behind the line. - Oh.

- 我們做得很好！

- We're doing great!

那塊板子不太行。

That board's bad vibes.

什麼，成功了！ - 哦，克里斯成功了！

What, got it! - Oh, Chris got it!

確認一下，它擊中了靶心。

Just to confirm, it hit it.

克里斯擊中了靶心。

Chris hit the bullseye.

現在他要打開他的第二個信封

And now he's gonna open his second envelope

然後去到第二個挑戰。

and go to the second challenge.

- "去 Sup Dogs，用嘴接住雞柳條。"

- "Go to Sup Dogs, catch a chicken tender in your mouth."

走吧！

Let's go!

- 真的就是這樣。 - 對，就是這樣。

- That's technically it. - Yeah, that's it.

如果你看那裡，它就在靶心內。

If you look right there, it is in.

- 靶心內，靶心內，靶心內！

- That's in, that's in, that's in!

- 我要去拿車裡的信封！

- I'm taking it, envelope in the car!

- "去 Sup Dogs，用嘴接住雞柳條。"

- "Go to Sup Dogs and catch a chicken tender in your mouth."

我喜歡吃，這是個好消息。

I love eating, this is great news.

- 再見錢德勒。

- Bye Chandler.

他們三個人都完成了第一個挑戰。

All three of them have completed the first challenge.

到下一個。

Onto the next one.

- 錢德勒真的很擅長

- Chandler is really good at

用嘴接食物。

catching food in his mouth, though.

這是唯一讓我擔心的事情。

That's the only thing that worries me.

我差點吐了，因為我真的很想要這輛藍寶堅尼。

I almost threw up, 'cause I really want this Lamborghini.

來吧，兄弟。

Come on, man.

快走啊，我有地方要去，兄弟，拜託！

Go, I got somewhere to be, bro, come on!

- 我喜歡雞柳條。

- I love chicken tenders.

我會為了這個雞柳條而冒著生命危險。

I'll put my life on the line for this chicken tender.

- 我的心跳超快，真的很快！

- My heart's beating so fast, this got serious real quick!

- 從這個高度不可能。

- There's no way from this height.

啊!

Ah!

- 好吧，來吧，來吧，來吧。

(gentle music)

閃開，孩子們！

- Okay, let's go, let's go, let's go.

- 好喔，等等，等等，等等。

Move, boys!

君子之約，大家一個一個來。

- All right, wait, wait, wait.

- 哦，哦！

Gentleman's agreement, we all go one at a time.

好吧，瑪麗麗莎現在領先。

- Oh, oh! (Mary Lisa screams)

- 哦，它打到我的嘴。

All right, Mary Lisa is now in the lead.

- 我接住了！ - 去！去！去！

- Oh, it hit me in my mouth.

- [吉米] 你現在排在最後，哦，就是這樣。

- I got it! - Go, go, go!

- "去 EC 娛樂中心，爬上岩壁。"

- [Jimmy] You're now in last, oh, there we go.

- 瑪麗麗莎就在那兒，要出發了。

- "Go to EC Rec Center and climb the rock wall."

錢德勒在那邊，他現在要去了。

- Mary Lisa is right there, heading out.

克里斯正在看他的下一個挑戰。

Chandler's over there, he's currently leaving.

我們要去下一個地方。

Chris is here reading his next challenge.

- 昨晚，我真的睡不著

We're gonna go to the next place.

因為我太興奮了，我就是這麼想要這輛車。

- Last night, I literally could not sleep

- [攝影師] 你現在有什麼樣的車？

because I was so excited, I just want this car so bad.

- 一輛吉普車。

- [Cameraman] What kind of car do you have now?

- [攝影師] 所以如果你贏了，

- A Jeep.

藍寶堅尼會比你的吉普更好嗎？

- [Cameraman] So if you win,

- 呃，什麼？

the Lamborghini's gonna be better than your Jeep?

我們領先，我不知道。

- Duh, what?

好吧，走吧！

We're in the lead, I don't know.

- 這停車地點可以嗎？

All right, go!

- [Karl] 現在還可。

- Is this a good spot?

- 我們得走了。

- [Karl] It's fine for now.

當你駕駛藍寶堅尼的時候，到處都是停車位！

- We gotta go.

- [Karl] 天哪，他們就在那裡。

Everywhere's a parking spot when you're driving a Lambo!

- 哦，是這個嗎？

- [Karl] Oh my god, they're right there.

準備好。

- Oh, is this it?

走吧，我準備好了。

Ready.

他還沒準備好，別擔心他。

Let's go, I'm ready.

- [攝影師] 錢德勒。

Yeah, he's not ready, don't worry about him.

- 按照說明，會幫助我。

- [Cameraman] Chandler.

天知道這是一個自助服務社區。

- Follow the instructions, would help me.

- 瑪麗麗莎還沒來嗎？

Heavens knows this is a self-serve community.

克里斯會贏。

- Mary Lisa still isn't here yet?

爬上去，克里斯。

Chris is gonna win.

- [克里斯] 我應該把腳放在哪裡？

Climb, Chris.

- 好的，克里斯。 - 叮叮鈴！

- [Chris] Where do I put my feet?

- [男人] 他很豐滿，兄弟！

- All right, Chris. - Ding-a-ling!

- 謝謝。

(Chandler groans)

- 好吧，他們有多遠？

- [Man] He's thick, boy!

我來了！

(bell dings)

等等，等等，我會很快能搞定的。

- Thank you.

啊!

- Okay, how far are they?

下一個，下一個，下一個。

I'm coming!

來吧，我們走吧。

Wait, wait, I'm gonna figure this out real quick.

- "用籃子投籃。"

Ah!

嘿！

(bell dings)

嘿，給我，給我，給我，給我！

Next one, next one, next one.

- 你在開玩笑吧？

Come on, let's go.

- 克里斯目前稍微領先錢德勒-

- "Make a basketball shot with a basket."

哦，錢德勒，去。

(buzzer buzzes)

瑪麗麗莎，籃子回來了。

Hey!

- 快去。 - 快去。

Hey, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme!

幹得好，幹得好。

- Are you kidding me?

- 兄弟，我的藍寶堅尼沒有上鎖。

- Chris is currently slightly ahead of Chandler-

"最後但同樣重要的是，這是一件泳衣。

Oh Chandler, go.

"在游泳池裡游五趟。"

Mary Lisa, the baskets are back there.

泳衣在哪裡？

- There you go. - There you go.

- "這是泳裝。

Good job, good job.

"在游泳池裡來回游五趟。"

- Dude, I left the Lambo unlocked.

我們完成它。 - 還-

"Last but not least, here's a swimsuit.

- "在游泳池裡來回游五趟。"

"Do five laps in the pool."

這是我的鐵人三項訓練。

Where's the swimsuit?

- 我的屁股露出來了。

- "Here's a swimsuit.

- [吉米] 哦，嗨，瑪麗。

"Do five laps in the pool down and back."

- [錢德勒] 來吧，來吧。

We getting it done. - Also-

- 比我想像還要

- "Do five laps in the pool down and back."

更多體能挑戰。

This is my training for my triathlon.

- [攝影師] 他們現在重新領先了，兄弟。

- My butt cheeks are showing.

我們得走了，我們得走了。

- [Jimmy] Oh, hi Mary.

- [吉米] 你剛剛從另一波挑戰中倖存下來。

- [Chandler] Come on, come on.

你感覺如何？ - 超累。

- These are a lot more physical

- 我不知道我要報名參加 2020 年奧運。

than I thought they would be.

- "足球進門。"

- [Cameraman] They're back in the lead now, man.

那在哪裡？

We gotta go, we gotta go.

- 那是瑪麗麗莎，她在第一，第二或第三。

- [Jimmy] You just survived another wave of challenges.

我不太確定了。

How do you feel? - Tired.

這是那種在結束之前

- I didn't know I was signing up for the 2020 Olympics.

你不知道誰會贏的比賽。

- "Score a soccer goal."

任何人在任何時候都可能領先。

Where's that?

沒有人訓練將籃子變成籃球。

- That's Mary Lisa, she's in first, second or third.

你知道我在說什麼？

I'm not quite sure anymore.

- 我不會騙你。

This is one of those competitions

游泳挑戰對我來說真的很難。

that you don't know who wins until it's over.

我肺活量不太好。

Anyone at any point could take over the lead.

- 兄弟，我的心臟每小時跳幾千萬下。

No one trains to make a basket into a basket.

- 我們坐在藍寶堅尼，在整個城市飆車和加速。

You know what I'm saying?

誰能這樣做？

- I'm not gonna lie.

- 你好，哦，花俏小子是吧？

The swimming challenge for me was really hard.

- 怎麼樣？

I just don't have good lung capacity.

- [攝影師] 我們的聽起來更好。

- Dude, my heart's beating a thousand miles an hour.

- 哦，是嗎？

- We're in Lamborghinis, racing and revving across the city.

聽不見，什麼？

Who's doing it like this?

- 我要請別人停車

- Hello, oh, you fancy, huh?

好讓我可以在這裡射門。

- What's up?

- 瑪麗是第一個，我甚至沒有看到其他人。

- [Cameraman] Ours sounds better.

- 一個！

- Oh, does it?

- 等等。 - 只要踢一個嗎？

I can't hear it, what?

- 對只要一個。 - 耶。

(car engine revs)

- 哦真的嗎？

- I'm gonna do some valet parking

- 對，那是給錢德勒和克里斯的，

so I can skirt-skirt on outta here.

你知道有其他人在競爭嗎？

- Mary's the first, I don't even see the other guys.

- 哦等等，他們叫什麼名字？

- One!

- 克里斯一定會故意炫耀。

- Wait. - Is it just one?

他會故意從很遠的地方踢球。

- Yeah, it's just one. - Yeah.

然後他會沒踢進的。

- Oh, really?

- [卡爾] 走，走，走！

- Yeah, that's for Chandler and Chris,

- 這算嗎？

you know, the other people competing?

給你！

- Oh wait, what are their names again?

- "這是一個腳本。

- Chris is gonna be the one to try to show off.

"閱讀史瑞克在《史瑞克》電影所說的每一個字。"

He's gonna try to kick it from very far away.

- 每一個字？

And he's gonna miss.

- 你在開玩笑吧？

(buzzer buzzes)

- 你在我的沼澤裡做什麼？

- [Karl] Go, go, go!

- 這是你逃跑的時候。

- Does that count?

- 驢子，好吧，你看，對不起，好吧，我很抱歉。

There you go!

- 舉起一杯啤酒，

- "Here's a script.

我們能解決這個問題嗎？

"Read every word Shrek said in the "Shrek" movie."

- 哦，是的，那行，不，那是驢，那就行。

- Every word?

- 我只應該讀史瑞克？

- Are you kidding me?

他們都只說史瑞克。

- What are you doing in my swamp? (indistinct)

- 菲奧娜，你還好嗎？

- This is the part where you run away.

好吧，就是這樣。

- Donkey, okay, look, I'm sorry, all right, I'm sorry.

- 你知道，抓住你的...

- Holds up mug of beer,

- 應該去看看錢德勒。

can we just settle over this?

- "用玉米丟進玉米洞。"

- Oh yes, that'll do it, no, that's Donkey, that'll do it.

- 錢德勒，你已經念完了嗎？

- I'm only supposed to read Shrek?

克里斯，讀快一點！

They all say Shrek.

- 最後一頁，啊！

- Fiona, are you all right?

倔強的驢！

All right, that's it.

- 我不應該這樣念嗎？

- You know, grab your-

大家是怎麼樣念的？

- Should probably go check on Chandler.

我不懂。

- "Make a cornhole with corn."

- "用玉米丟進玉米洞。"

- Chandler, you're already done?

- [吉米] 更多玉米。

Chris, read faster!

- 是的，進去吧，來吧！

- Last page, ah!

我領先，寶貝！ - 去吧。

Stubborn donkey!

- 目標是對的，該死。

- Am I not supposed to be doing this?

- 哦，我抽筋了！

How's everybody done?

- 但你很漂亮。

I don't get it.

好的。

- "Make a cornhole shot with corn."

"用玉米丟進玉米洞。"

- [Jimmy] More corn.

用玉米丟進玉米洞。

(buzzer buzzes)

嗯？

- Yeah, get in there, let's go!

去去去去！

I'm in the lead, baby! - Let's go.

他不可能有讀那個劇本。

- Aim's right, dang it.

真的完全不可能。

- Oh, I got a cramp!

- 我知道你現在非常緊張。

- But you are beautiful.

但我只想提醒你

All right.

那輛藍寶堅尼在那裏了。

"Make a cornhole shot with corn."

- 就是這樣。

Make a cornhole shot with corn.

怎麼樣了？

Huh?

錢德勒領先，你第二，瑪麗第三。

Go, go, go, go!

我們要調查他的"史瑞克"鏡頭。

There's no way he read that script.

我們剛剛結束了足球的挑戰。

There's literally zero away.

現在我們要去商場。

- I know you're having a very intense moment right now.

但是當錢德勒讀史瑞克劇本的時候，

But I just wanna remind you

他念得快到離譜。

that a Lamborghini's on the line.

他比瑪麗麗莎和克里斯還早完成。

- Okay. There we are.

這甚至沒道理。

How's it going?

- 錢德勒是個好人。

Chandler's in the lead, you're in second, Mary's in third.

我不想說他作弊什麼的

We're gonna investigate his "Shrek" footage.

但在兩分鐘內讀完一本完整的電影劇本？

We just wrapped up the challenges at the soccer field.

這根本不可能。

And now we're going to the mall.

- 你能問錢德勒

But when Chandler was reading the Shrek script,

當他和瑪麗麗莎爭奪劇本的時候，

he read it oddly fast.

他們有把它撕成兩半還是怎樣嗎？

He was done way before Mary Lisa and Chris.

他讀"史瑞克"劇本讀得太快了。

It didn't even make sense.

那玩意兒有50頁。

- Chandler's a good guy.

- [錢德勒] 我只有4頁。

And I don't wanna say he cheated or anything,

- 我知道，好吧，就是這樣。

but an entire movie script in two minutes?

錢德勒，實際上來講，你作弊了，

There's just no way.

你不是故意的

- Can you ask Chandler

你得等五分鐘。

when he was fighting with Mary Lisa for the script,

無論你在哪裡，你得站在那裡五分鐘。

did they rip it in half or something?

- "找到威利，我們會給你下一個信封。"

He read that "Shrek" script way too quick.

- [吉米] 錢德勒的劇本短太多了。

That thing was like 50 pages.

所以我們收到了五分鐘的懲罰，讓你知道一下。

- [Chandler] I only had four.

- 真的？

- I knew it, okay, that's what happened.

我就知道！ - 是的。

Chandler, since technically you cheated,

所以你快要超越他了。

it wasn't on purpose,

- 計時器結束後，你最好準備好用跑的，好嗎？

you're gonna have to wait for five minutes.

- 我可以向別人尋求幫助嗎？

Wherever you are, stand there for five minutes.

裡面有威利嗎？

- "Find Waldo, and we'll have your next envelope."

你們都看到威利了嗎？

- [Jimmy] Chandler's script was way shorter.

一個打扮成威利的人，沒有？

So we got a five minute punishment, just so you know.

線索，線索，線索，線索，該死。

- Really?

- [吉米] 錢德勒的《史瑞克》劇本

I knew it! - Yeah.

只有有四頁，所以他受到了懲罰。

So you're about to pass him.

他必須不動五分鐘。

- When the timer's done, you better be ready to run, okay?

- 該死！

- Am I allowed to ask people for help?