And I'm going to show you the difference between this

也會展示和其他工作的差別

and getting paid $200,000 to be an astronaut.

當個薪水二十萬美元的太空人

This is insane.

- 太狂啦！

Getting paid $100,000 to dig up real dinosaur bones.

或是領十萬美元挖掘真的恐龍骸骨

Oh, my God.

- 我的天啊

And so many other jobs,

- 還有很多其他工作

starting with the lowest paying job I could find.

首先是我能找到的薪水最低的工作

Gold panning, that can make as little as $1 a year.

淘金 - 一年只能賺一美元

But we're going to make millions.

- 但我們能賺到幾百萬！

Statistically, not.

- 統計顯示不會

Basically, gold panners put dirt in this mechanism, and with enough

- 基本上，淘金客利用這種裝置，放入泥巴

shaking and water, all of the gold is filtered out to the bottom.

加水搖晃片刻，所有金子會濾到底部

But it's not very easy

但這並非易事

because after 5 hours of searching, I was definitely not rich.

因為我掏了5小時，我可沒有發財

Oh, boys. I found gold.

- 天啊，我發現金子了

How much is that little nugget worth?

- 唷！

That is $0.02.

- 這小金塊值多少錢？

Exactly my point.

- 值0.02美元

You could do this for a whole year and only make a dollar.

- 正反映我的觀點

But luckily for us,

你可以這樣做一整年，卻只賺進一美元

we're going to be working jobs that pay over $10 million per year.

- 幸運的是

But first, let's see

我們要從事年薪超過一千萬美元的工作

what it looks like to work a job that pays $100,000 per year.

但首先，讓我們來看看

Digging up dinosaur bones for a museum.

一份年薪十萬美元是什麼樣的工作？

And yes, these are fake because they're all dead.

就是挖掘恐龍骨頭給博物館

So this is just one of our pits.

沒錯，這些都是假的，因為恐龍都死光光了

- Are these actually dinosaur bones? - They are.

- 所以這是其中一個坑洞

I've been here 17 years.

- 這些是真的恐龍骨頭嗎？ - 對

This is easily

我來這裡已經17年了

the largest bone that I've ever worked on in my career.

這無疑是

This is your thigh bone right here, and it's over four feet tall.

我職業生涯中處理過最大的骨頭

For comparison, here's that dinosaur next to six Karls

- 這裡是大腿骨，而這根骨頭超過四英尺高

stacked on top of each other.

作為比較，這是恐龍

Keep in mind, I'm six five.

旁邊是六個疊在一起的Karl

These are mini jackhammers, essentially.

- 記住我有六尺五高

You're doing it. He has no idea what he's doing.

"老兄只有三尺九"

No idea.

- 這些基本上是迷你的風鑽

Now, this may come as a surprise, but we are God awful at this.

- 做得好 - 他不知道自己在幹嘛

Be careful.

- 他不懂

It took us 5 hours to make any progress whatsoever.

- 你可能會訝異，但我們在這方面真的超遜

But even with us holding him back with the help of the expert,

- 哎呀 - 小心點

we were getting somewhere.

- 我們花了五個小時才有一點進展

This is easily the largest bone that I've ever worked on in my career.

雖然有我們這些拖油瓶，在專家的幫助下

- And you let me and Karl touch that? - Absolutely.

我們取得進展

What if we mess it up?

- 這無疑是我職業生涯中處理過最大的骨頭

Josh, how much does this weigh?

- 然後你敢讓我跟Karl來碰？ - 當然可以

Probably going to be 2-250.

- 如果我們搞砸了怎麼辦？

- Pounds? - Yep.

Josh，這有多重？

This is 1/10 the weight of Nolan's mom.

- 大概是2-250

God that's wild!

- 磅嗎？ - 對

Now, because this bone is so ancient,

- 有Nolan媽媽體重的十分之一

we have to cover it in a cast before we pick it up.

- 喔喔喔

Or else it could literally break in half.

- 因為這塊骨頭年代太過久遠

Let's hope it doesn't fall apart when we lift it.

- 在拿起來之前必須用石膏覆蓋

One, two, three.

否則骨頭可能會斷成兩半

Yes, highway baby.

- 希望我們抬起來時不會分解

Good job.

- 一、二、三

This is the first time any humans have ever carried this bone.

- 很好 - 寶貝上路囉！

Just Youtubers carrying a dinosaur bone.

- 幹得好

Front of the table.

- 這是第一次有人類搬運這塊骨頭

One, two, lift.

就是幾位YouTuber搬著一根恐龍骨頭

Watch your hand, Karl.

- 桌子前面

And believe it or not, this dinosaur bone did find

- 一、二、舉起來

its way into a museum.

- Karl，小心手

But because museums are boring.

- 信不信由你，後來這塊恐龍骨頭確實

Let's head over to the $200,000 job, astronaut training with NASA

有送進博物館展示

and my first mission.

但因為博物館很無聊

Learn to drive the official lunar rover.

讓我們來看看年薪二十萬美元的工作， 接受NASA的太空人培訓

This is what will one day be on the moon?

我的第一項任務是

Yeah. This is how we're going to get around the surface of the moon.

學習如何駕駛官方的月球探測車

Why are they letting me drive this?

- 這台車有一天會上月球嗎？

Open the doors.

- 沒錯，我們就用這台車在月球上移動

How do I work this thing?

- 他們為何同意讓我開？

- Push forward on a stick. - Right now?

- 打開車門

Yeah, go for it. Push forward.

- 我該如何開這台車？

Jimmy, don't kill us.

- 搖桿向前推 - 現在？

I'm scared.

- 沒錯，推吧，向前推進 - [眾人] 哇喔！

You good.

- Jimmy，別害死我們 - 我好怕

Oh, this is amazing.

- 很好 - 哦，太棒了

- Go ahead and twist. - To the right?

- 轉動手把 - 向右轉？

To the right or left, I don't care.

- 向左向右都可以，我不在乎

Oh, my God. They're cars.

- 天啊，有汽車欸

Is this street legal?

- 這可以合法上街嗎？

Street legal around here.

- 這附近上街是合法

Oh, this is amazing.

- 這太棒了

Why are we driving sideways?

- 為什麼我們在側向行駛？

I haven't figured out how to straight it yet.

- 我還不知道如何校正這台車

And even though I'm driving like I'm actually drunk,

- 儘管我彷彿是在酒駕

I still managed to get us to NASA's lunar training yard,

我還是設法開到了NASA的月球訓練場

where the real test is going to be.

這裡才是真正的考驗

Oh, we're offroading.

- 哦，我們要越野

Oh, God.

- 天啊

Oh, it's getting bumpy.

- 越來越顛簸

You're going to let me drive it down this hill?

- 你要讓我往山坡下開嗎？

Is there seat belts in this thing?

- 這台車有安全帶嗎？

There's a seat belt we don't use right there.

- 那裡有一條我們沒有使用的安全帶

They've got seat belts they don't use, that's helpful

- 有一條他們不使用的安全帶，太有用了

Oh, that's way too steep.

- 噢，這太陡了

No way.

- 不可能吧

Are we really going down?

- 我們真要下坡？

Can I get that seat belt now?

- 我可以繫安全帶了沒？

Oh, my God.

- 我的天啊

Wait, we're going down the hill sideways.

- 等等，我們會側面下坡

Stop it, stop the car.

- 停下來，把車停下來

Lift your hand so they can see I'm driving.

- 把手拿起來，這樣他們才看到我在開車

He's actually…

- 他其實...

I'll get up and let Nick-

我站起來讓Nick--

No, sit there.

- 不要，坐回去！

- Do I go sideways in the crater? - Sure.

- 我該側身入坑嗎？ - 可以啊

Hold me, Karl.

- 抓住我，Karl

Hold me.

抓住我！

Lannan, I'm just going to say it, you wouldn't survive on the moon.

- Lannan我得說，你這樣無法在月球上生存 - 不，我想我沒問題

I reckon I could do it.

- 接下來的訓練中

Next in training,

NASA帶我參觀了他們龐大的太空設施

NASA showed me around their enormous space facility.

- 哇塞

Holy crap.

這是地球上第二大的泳池

This is the second largest pool on Earth,

- 坦白說我覺得他們根本在向我們炫耀

which, I'll be honest, just felt like they were flexing on,

尤其是當他們向我展示太空衣時

especially when they showed me the space suit.

- 對任何人來說

As far as anybody is concerned,

一旦你試穿過太空服，你就是太空人

once you try on a spacesuit, you're an astronaut.

- 但當然，有個問題

But of course, there was a catch.

- 太空漫步時需要穿尿布嗎？

When you go on a spacewalk, do you have to wear a diaper?

- 你12小時都得穿著這件

You're in the suit for 12 hours.

- 哇喔

There you go.

- 穿上吧

Like an actual real adult diaper, Okay.

- 真的是成人尿布，OK

So be careful.

- 要小心

This is a space artifact.

這是太空製品

It's flown on the space shuttle several times.

曾參與多次太空梭飛行

- So real astronauts have worn this. - Yes.

- 所以太空人都穿過 - 是的

Keep in mind that astronaut peed in this.

- 留意，那太空人曾經在裡面尿過

Have you peed in this suit?

- 你有尿在這件裡嗎？

I have not in the suit.

- 那件我沒有

Okay.

- 好

When's the next mission?

下一次任務何時進行？

What are you doing a year from now?

- 一年後你在做什麼？

- I can make time. - Okay.

- 我可以騰出時間 - 很好

And the final step of my training was the craziest thing

- 訓練的最後一步

I've ever done.

是我幹過最瘋狂的事情

They were going to let me touch the moon.

他們要讓我接觸月球

No, no.

- 不是這樣

Lean back into it because it weighs 9,000 pounds.

你往後倒，門有九千磅重

This weighs 9,000 pounds.

- 這門有九千磅重？

Nice

- 很好

This is the largest collection of moon rocks

- 這是世界上最龐大的月球岩石收藏展示

on display anywhere in the world.

- 不敢相信他們讓我們參觀

I can't believe they letting us do this.

- 您知道我們只是個YouTube頻道嗎？

You realize, we're just a YouTube channel?

- 知道啊

Yeah.

"月球地表岩石" - 我的天啊

Oh, my God.

"月球地表岩石" 這些是從月球上直接取得的

These are just straight up on the moon.

- 你讓我觸摸起源石的幾率有多大？

What are the odds you'll let me touch the Genesis Rock?

- 零

Zero.

- 昨天我們挖出一塊恐龍化石

Yesterday, we dug up a dinosaur fossils.

我是這方面的專家，我可以碰嗎？

I'm an expert in this kind of stuff. Can I touch it?

- 不行 - 我試過了

- No. - I tried.

- 這裡的物質是實際上月球的土壤

This material here is actually lunar soil.

- 太扯了，兄弟

No way bro.

- 所以你真的在觸摸月球

So you're actually touching the moon right now.

- 太狂了

Oh, that's wild.

所以那個管子裡有月球的泥土

So that tube has dirt from the moon

回來後就一直沒開封過

and has not been open since it came back.

- 既然還沒檢查過，理論上外星生命有可能存在 - 沒錯

And since you haven't checked, in theory, there could be an alien.

- 嗯，這會是月球的首例...

Yes.

- 等等，你們有聽到嗎？ - 「月球的」？他說「月球的」而已！

Well, it would be the first from the moon.

- 在我們發現真的有外星人之後

- Wait, you guys heard that? - From the moon? He said from the moon!

我們進入平流層找下一份工作

And after we found out aliens are totally real,

Karl和Nolan會在那裡駕駛飛機

we head into the stratosphere for our next job

- 我從沒開過飛機 - 我們不曉得要幹嘛

where Karl and Nolan are going to fly a plane.

- 歡迎來到飛行訓練的第一天

- I've never flown a plane before. - We have no idea what we're doing.

- 沒在開玩笑，因為這夥子想開真的飛機

Welcome to the first day of flight training.

他們只需要在飛行模擬器中成功著陸一次

I'm not joking, for the boys to somehow fly a real plane.

"專業飛行員" - 這是油門，往後拉速度會變慢

All they have to do is land one time in this flight simulator

像這樣

All right, here we have our throttle. Pulling it back makes it go slower.

- 喔吼吼，天啊

Just like that.

- 在Nolan墜機

Oh. Oh, my God.

- 天啊

And after Nolan crashed.

- 又一次又一次之後

Oh, God.

- 你讓飛機墜毀了？！

And crash. And crash.

- 他最終成功著陸，不管是什麼理由

You crashed the plane?!

他拿到了駕駛這架真飛機的鑰匙

He eventually did land successfully, which, for whatever

- 唷，我好怕

reason, gave him the keys to fly this real plane.

- 嘿若你辦不到，Nolan

Yo, I'm freaking out.

求你了，看在上帝的份上，現在告訴他們吧

Hey, if you can't do this, Nolan, please

- 喔天啊，我要開一架飛機

for love of God, let them know now.

- 我的天啊！

Oh, my God. I'm going to fly a plane.

- 好，準備好了嗎？

Oh, my God.

- 準備十足

All right, you ready to go?

- 油門到底 - 速度接近60

As ready as I'll ever be.

- 有點搖晃，但稍微向後拉就可以了

- Full throttle. - Approaching 60.

- 要起飛了

Kind of wobbly, but now, just pull back a little bit.

- 這就對了 - 我的天啊

We're taking off.

你的命就在我手上！

- There you go. - Oh my God.

- 他真的在操控整架飛機！

Your life is in my hands.

- 沒錯，他獨挑大樑

He's literally controlling this entire thing.

- 亂流從沒造成墜機，對吧？

Yes, he is, all by himself.

- 啊，這個嘛...

Turbulence has never caused a crash, right?

- 看好了，我要右轉

Oh, well.

- 不要

Watch this, I'm going to turn right.

- 右轉！天哪，我們正在側翻

No.

我不敢相信我可以這樣控制飛機

Turn right. Oh my God, we're sideways.

看看，手放開

I can't believe that I'm controlling this thing.

- 別鬧！

Look, no hands.

- 老天爺

Stop.

- 白痴喔！殺了你喔！

Oh, sweet Jesus.

- 我們等一下飛到那邊，就回來著陸

You moron. I'm going to murder you.

- 天啊，我忘了

All right, we're going to go over there in a minute,

- 就是這道關卡總是讓許多人遇到困難

we're going to go back and land.

- 好，我要下降了

Oh, my God. I forgot.

- 我的精神狀況也在下降中

That's the one thing, it's always a challenge for people.

- 我在模擬器中到這地方都會墜毀

All right, I'm descending.

天啊 啊啊啊

My mental health is descending also.

- 我們要在那跑道上方降落

This is the part I crashed it every time in the simulator.

- 我的天啊

Oh, God.

等等，太靠近了吧？

We're going to land right there on top of that runway.

- 要一直對準正中間

Oh, my God.

- 天啊 - 放輕鬆...

Wait, we're too close, right?

- 手不要放掉油門

Keep it pointed right down the middle.

你要等一下再拉回來

- Oh, my God. - Easy.

深呼吸

Keep your hand on the throttle.

來吧

You're going to wait to pull back.

- 著陸了

Just breathe.

- 你成功了，夥計 - 我成功讓飛機著陸

Here we go.

我的天啊！

We touched ground.

- 他說我做不到，但我們還活著

- You did it, man. - I landed a plane.

- 你沒有害死我

Oh my God.

- 我真的很訝異

He said I couldn't do it, but we're still here.

當手模居然可以年薪一百萬美元

You didn't kill me.

但前提是你必須是世界上收入最高的手模之一

I was genuinely surprised

她靠給人拍手賺到的薪水，是醫生平均薪水的五倍

the job that pays $1 million a year is hand modeling.

而她也資歷豐富

But only if you're one of the highest paid

你聽過的每個品牌，她都當過他們的模特兒

hand models in the world.

她的雙手甚至還有投保，每隻手保了一百萬美元

She makes five times the average salary of a doctor by letting people

- 等不及待地想看實際情況了

take photos of her hand and her resume is stacked.

- 首先，她要檢視我們的雙手

She's hand modeled for almost any brand you've ever heard of.

- 我沒想到今天我會對自己的手這麼沒自信

Her hands are even insured for $1,000,000 per hand.

- 好，我馬上就發現指甲需要修

I can't wait to see this in action.

- 當然 - 我同意

So to start us off, she examined our hands.

- 這雙手很難看，好的

I didn't know that today was going to be the day that I'd find new insecurities.

- 這手毛量和Karl差好多

Okay, so immediately I can see the nails need work.

我的手能拿更多薪水嗎？

- Of course. - I agreed.

- 這兩位的皮膚質感可能比較好

These hands suck. Okay.

- 啊啊啊

Look how much hair is here compared to Karl's.

- 可以幫我改造嗎？ - 我不知道能否創造奇蹟

Can I get paid more for that?

但我還沒看過你的手，Jimmy

The skin texture might be better here with these two.

- 你的手好像會發光

Can you change me?

- 太狂了 - 為什麼你的手這麼光滑？

I don't know if I can work miracles,

- 不知道，我的手指結構好嗎？

but I haven't seen your hands yet, Jimmy.

- 是的，其實很棒