Called the Metaverse dude even changed the name of Facebook to meta but sadly had to give up on his dream when his stalk got cut in half.

被稱為 "元宇宙"（Metaverse）的老兄甚至將 Facebook 更名為 "元"（meta），但遺憾的是，當他的跟蹤器被砍掉一半時，他不得不放棄自己的夢想。

Shortly after Apple rubbed salt in his wounds by announcing their own crappy Vrar headset called the Apple Vision Pro.

不久之後，蘋果公司又在他的傷口上撒了一把鹽，宣佈推出自己的蹩腳 Vrar 耳機 Apple Vision Pro。

But just when you thought he was probably laying face down in a drained pool somewhere, Zuck rose from the ashes and recorded this casual video on his couch that totally embarrassed the Apple cult.

但就在你以為他可能躺在某個被抽乾了水的池子裡時，扎克卻從灰燼中站了起來，在他的沙發上隨手錄製了這段視頻，讓蘋果邪教徹底顏面掃地。

It is February 14th 2024.

現在是 2024 年 2 月 14 日。

And you watching the Code report Apple Vision Pro has been out for a few days and it's even worse than I imagined it's uncomfortable to wear.

你看，蘋果 Vision Pro 的代碼報告已經發布了幾天，它比我想象的還要糟糕，戴起來很不舒服。

It's got this big heavy battery that only has a two hour life.

它的電池很大很重，續航時間只有兩小時。

The pass through clarity surprisingly sucks.

通過時的清晰度出奇地糟糕。

There's motion blur limited dynamic range like you're looking through a pair of binoculars.

運動模糊的動態範圍有限，就像你在用望遠鏡觀察一樣。

The facetime A I is hilariously bad and when you take it off your eyes, feel all wonky Steve jobs must be rolling over in his urn right now.

A I 的 Faceetime 功能非常糟糕，當你摘下它時，你的眼睛就會感覺眩暈，史蒂夫-喬布斯現在一定在他的骨灰盒裡打滾。

That being said it is an engineering marvel that can change the world for the right use case.

儘管如此，它仍是一個工程奇蹟，能在正確的使用情況下改變世界。

One thing you can do is use it as an ad blocker in real life.

在現實生活中，你可以把它當作廣告攔截器來使用。

So when you walk down Times Square, all you are apple ads.

是以，當你走在時代廣場上，你看到的都是蘋果廣告。

Another great use case is for showing poor people that you are more tech savvy and have a superior bank account.

另一個很好的用例是，向窮人展示你更懂技術、銀行賬戶更多。

And finally, its most powerful use case is to turn your ugly girlfriend into a hot girlfriend.

最後，它最強大的用途是把你的醜女友變成辣女友。

No more paper bags are necessary, which is great for the environment.

不再需要紙袋，這對環境非常有利。

Luckily my wife is hot.

幸運的是，我的妻子很性感。

So I don't have this problem, but that feature alone is easily worth 3500 bucks.

是以，我不存在這個問題，但僅這一項功能就值 3500 美元。

Now, a lot of people might disagree with my review and think the Apple Vision Pro is the future.

現在，很多人可能不同意我的評論，認為 Apple Vision Pro 是未來的趨勢。

But if you think different, that means you're probably in a cult.

但如果你有不同的想法，那就意味著你可能是在一個邪教組織裡。

One person who agrees with me though is Mark Zuckerberg.

不過有一個人同意我的觀點，他就是馬克-扎克伯格。

I don't just think that quest is the better value.

我不僅認為探險更有價值。

I think question is the better product period.

我認為問題是更好的產品。

I'm not sure which home he recorded this video from.

我不確定他是從哪家錄製的這段視頻。

It could be his five property Palo Alto Compounds.

這可能是他的五處財產帕洛阿爾託化合物。

It might be his Lake Tahoe mansion, but I'm guessing it's from his 1400 acre Hawaii doomsday bunker.

這可能是他在塔霍湖的豪宅，但我猜是來自他佔地 1400 英畝的夏威夷末日掩體。

In any case, he goes on to explain how the pastor is just as good, if not better on the $500 quest three.

無論如何，他接著解釋說，牧師在 500 美元的三項追求上即使不是更好，也是同樣出色的。

It's also lighter and more comfortable to wear and has way more content to consume while Apple Vision Pro doesn't even have youtube or Netflix yet.

它的重量更輕，佩戴更舒適，可消費的內容也更多，而 Apple Vision Pro 甚至還沒有 Youtube 或 Netflix。

I'm pretty surprised that quest is so much better for the vast majority of things with that price differential.

我很驚訝，在這樣的價格差異下，quest 在絕大多數情況下都要好得多。

He even claimed that the quest hand tracking is better.

他甚至聲稱，探險手的跟蹤能力更強。

I doubt that, but he did concede that Apple's eye tracking is way better.

我對此表示懷疑，但他確實承認蘋果的眼動追蹤技術要好得多。

Um It's a nice interface.

界面不錯。

It's not perfect for everything though, for typing or complex tasks.

不過，對於打字或複雜的任務來說，它並不是萬能的。

Um You're gonna want things like hands or a keyboard or controllers or eventually a neural interface for, wait a minute.

你會需要手、鍵盤或控制器之類的東西 最終還需要一個神經接口，等等

Did you hear that neural interface, neural interface?

你聽到神經接口了嗎，神經接口？

What the hell is a neural interface?

神經接口是什麼鬼東西？

Just a few weeks ago, Neuralink installed its first chip in a real life human.

就在幾周前，Neuralink 在真人身上安裝了第一塊芯片。

It's only a matter of time before you have a chip too.

你遲早也會有芯片的。

And that's awesome because I for one can't wait for mcdonald's to insert images of MC RBS into my dreams or to hear the voice of Logan Paul in my head telling me to buy prime energy drink.

這真是太棒了，因為我已經迫不及待地想讓麥當勞在我的夢中插入 MC RBS 的影像，或者聽到洛根-保羅的聲音在我腦海中告訴我購買黃金能量飲料了。

But that technology is at least months away right now, Apple and Meta are fighting a war for VR dominance very much like the war for operating system dominance in the nineties, which was fought between Apple and Microsoft and of course, Amiga with Microsoft coming out on top, Apple won the war for mobile in the two thousands, but it's not guaranteed they're going to win the VR War.

蘋果和 Meta 正在進行一場爭奪 VR 霸主地位的戰爭，就像上世紀 90 年代爭奪作業系統霸主地位的戰爭一樣，那場戰爭在蘋果和微軟之間展開，當然還有 Amiga，最終微軟勝出，蘋果贏得了 2000 年的移動戰爭，但不能保證他們會贏得 VR 戰爭。

The best part of Zuck's video is at the end when he talks about closed ecosystems.

扎克視頻中最精彩的部分出現在最後，他談到了封閉的生態系統。

Look, I know that, you know, some fan boys get upset whenever anyone dares to question if Apple is going to be the leader in a new category.

聽著，我知道，每當有人膽敢質疑蘋果是否會成為一個新類別的領導者時，有些粉絲就會不高興。

But the reality is is that every generation of computing has an open and a closed model.

但實際上，每一代計算機都有開放和封閉兩種模式。

And yeah in Mobile Apple's closed model one, but it's not always that way if you go back to the PC era Microsoft's open model was the winner.

是的，在移動領域，蘋果是封閉模式的贏家，但並不總是這樣，如果你回到 PC 時代，微軟的開放模式才是贏家。

And in this next generation meta is going to be the open model.

下一代元將是開放模式。

And I really want to make sure that the open model wins out again.

我真的很想確保開放模式再次勝出。

The bottom line here though is that Vrar just kind of sucks for the average person.

不過，對普通人來說，Vrar 的底線就是很爛。

Nobody wants to live life with a giant headset strapped to their face.

沒有人願意帶著一個巨大的耳機生活。

And that's why I'm bearish on VR but bullish on brain chips.

這就是我看跌 VR 但看好腦芯片的原因。

This has been the code report.

這就是代碼報告。

Thanks for watching and I will see you in the next one.

感謝觀看，我們下期再見。