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>>> ALL RIGHT, KAYLA.
ARE YOU COMFORTABLE?
>> NO, NOT REALLY.
>> GREAT.
NOW TELL ME WHY YOU CAN'T SLEEP
AT NIGHT.
>> WELL, EVERY NIGHT WHEN I GO
TO SLEEP, IT FEELS LIKE THERE'S
SOME SORT OF FIGURE WITH ME IN
THE ROOM.
>> WELL, THAT'S VERY COMMON WITH
SLEEP PARALYSIS.
>> OH, IT IS?
THANK GOODNESS.
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE.
>> WE CAN GET TO THE BOTTOM OF
THIS USING THIS COMPUTER, I CAN
INDUCE YOUR HALLUCINATION WHILE
YOU'RE AWAKE SO YOU CAN DESCRIBE
TO ME EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE SEEING
AS YOU'RE SEEING IT.
CAN YOU DO THAT FOR ME?
>> ALL RIGHT, DR. YI, I'LL DO MY
BEST.
WHOA, OKAY.
THIS FEELS WEIRD.
BUT -- OH, I SEE HIM.
HE'S RIGHT HERE NEXT TO ME.
>> GREAT.
GREAT.
WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE?
>> IT'S JUST A GUY, BUT LIKE, A
GAY GUY?
>> NOT JUST ANY GAY GUY, HOMEY.
IT'S ME, TROYE SIVAN.
LET'S GO.
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>> HE'S MOVING!
HE'S DANCING?
>> OKAY.
IT'S OKAY, KAYLA.
TRY ASKING HIM WHAT HE IS.
>> WHAT ARE YOU?
ARE YOU A DEMON?
>> NO.
NOT QUITE, GIRLY.
I'M AN AUSTRALIAN YOUTUBER
TURNED INDY POP STAR, AND MODEL
TURNED ACTOR TROYE SIVAN PLAYED
BY AN ACTOR WHO CAN'T DO AN
AUSTRALIAN ACCENT.
BYE, DIVA.
>> WHAT DID HE TELL YOU?
>> HE SAID HIS NAME WAS TROYE
SIVAN.
>> OH, NO.
I WAS AFRAID OF THIS.
SHIRT AS SMALL AS CAN BE, PANTS
AS BIG AS THEY COME?
WE'RE SEEING THIS MORE AND MORE
NOW THAT THIS BOY IS SNEAKING
HIS WAY INTO THE MAIN STREAM.
YOU'RE THE FOURTH WOMAN I'VE
SEEN THIS WEEK SUFFERING FROM
THIS.
>> WHY IS TROYE SIVAN DANCING AT
ME?
>> THAT'S HARD TO SAY.
THERE'S A LOT WE DON'T KNOW
ABOUT SLEEP SCIENCE AND TROYE
SIVAN.
>> ISN'T HE KIND OF FAMOUS?
>> HE'S GAY FAMOUS.
IT'S DIFFERENT!
>> SO HE'S LIKE NATHAN LANE?
>> NOT AT ALL.
I'M GOING TO INDUCE YOU AGAIN.
THIS TIME IT'S VERY IMPORTANT
YOU TELL ME EXACTLY WHAT THE
DANCE LOOKS LIKE, OKAY?
>> HEY, HOMEY.
WATCH ME DO CHOREO.
LET'S GO.
>> HE'S BACK, AND HE'S STILL
DANCING.
>> BREATHE, KAYLA.
CAN YOU DESCRIBE THE DANCE?
>> WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S
TRYING OUT A NEW PAIR OF LEGS.
>> WHAT ELSE?
WHAT ELSE?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
HE'S SHOWING ME -- HE'S SHOWING
ME HIS TINY LITTLE RED UNDIES.
>> THIS IS AMAZING.
I'M GOING TO WIN THE AWARD FOR
BEST GAY DOCTOR.
>> DR. YI, AM I GOING TO BE
OKAY?
>> MAYBE.
DOES THE DANCE LOOK LIKE THIS?
LET'S GO.
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WELL?
WAS IT LIKE THAT?
>> YES.
YES, EXACTLY.
BUT MEDICALLY SPEAKING, DOCTOR,
WHY DOES HE HAVE MY PSYCHE IN A
CHOKE HOLD?
>> ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?
I LOOK LIKE A MOISTURIZED
MACHINE GUN KELLY, AND I'M THE
MOST ICONIC BLOUSE EVER, BYE,
DIVA.
>> WHY DID HE CALL HIMSELF A
BLOUSE?
>> BREATHE, KAYLA, A BLOUSE IS A
FEM TOP!
>> BUT WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO
ME?
>> ARE YOU A STRAIGHT WOMAN
WHO'S TRIED POPPERS ONCE?
>> YES.
DOCTOR, PLEASE, IS THERE
ANYTHING WE CAN DO TO GET RID OF
HIM?
>> I CAN PRESCRIBE YOU SOMETHING
SO STRAIGHT IT PUSHES HIM OUT OF
YOU.
>> DOCTOR, I CHANGED MY MIND.
I CAN'T GET RID OF HIM.
AT FIRST HE SCARED ME, BUT NOW I
THINK HE'S THE ONLY THING THAT
TURNS ME ON.
>> OH, NO.
I REALLY WISH YOU DIDN'T SAY
THAT, KAYLA.
IF YOU INVITE HIM IN, HE STARTS
TO MULTIPLY.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
MORE GAY GUYS?
HUBBA, HUBBA.
>> COME ON, TROYS, GET YOUR TINY
T-SHIRTS AND BIG PANTS, AND
LET'S GET INTO THIS WOMAN'S
SUBCONSCIOUS.
>> HEY, HOMEY.
THANKS FOR INVITING US.
>> COME ON, GUYS.
LET'S GIVE THIS STRAIGHT WOMAN
WHAT SHE WANTS.
>> OUR TINY LITTLE RED UNDIES.
>> HOW MANY TROYS ARE THERE NOW,
AND DOES THEIR DANCE LOOK LIKE
THIS?
LET'S GO.
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