Why does this look like Squid Game?

為什麼這看起來像《魷魚遊戲》？

A cousin back home told me about this game, so I signed us up...

家裡的表弟告訴我這個遊戲，所以我就幫我們報名了…

Why would you sign us up for Squid-

你為什麼要幫我們報名《魷魚——

Do you not have Netflix?

你沒有 Netflix 嗎？

Have you not seen the show, Dad?

你沒看過過這部戲嗎，老爸？

A cousin back home said you could win free money, so I signed us up.

老家的一個表弟說可以贏到免費的錢，所以我就報名了。

Pick up item in front of you.

拿起你面前的東西。

I know what this is.

我知道這是什麼。

You have to... you have to cut out the sh...

你必須... 你必須去掉...

Solve the quadratic equation.

解一元二次方程。

You got 10 seconds.

你有 10 秒鐘。

10 seconds? Who the hell can solve this in 10-

10 秒鐘？誰他媽能在 10 分鐘內解決這個問題？

Player Timmy pass.

玩家 Timmy 通過了。

Is that Timmy?

那是 Timmy 嗎？

Oh, look who else signed up?

哦，看看還有誰報名了？

He's just gonna ace everything, isn't he?

他會在所有項目上都取得好成績，對吧？

Are you eating your cookie?

你在吃自己的餅乾嗎？

Time's up, show your answer now.

時間到，請立即亮出你的答案。

X= 11.2.

X 等於 11.2。

Pass.

通過。

11.2

11.2。

Nephew Steven failed.

侄子 Steven 失敗了。

Wake up, the game about to begin.

起來，遊戲即將開始。

Player 165.

玩家 165。

Hey! What's, what's going-

嘿！發生了什麼？

In front of you is an interviewer from Harvard.

在你面前的是來自哈佛的面試官。

You must pass the interview and be accepted.

你必須通過面試並被錄取。

Good luck!

祝你好運！

Mr. He? - Yes. Hi.

何先生？- 是的。嗨。

Pronoun for a name...

名字的代名詞...

Ok, that's legit.

好吧，這是合法的。

I see your grades are kind of below average.

我看你的成績有點低於平均水平。

He's so dumb. He failed PE. - Yeah, he can see that, Dad!

他很笨。 他連體育都沒通過。 - 是的，他看的到，老爸！

Why did you decide on applying for Harvard?

那你為什麼決定申請哈弗？

Because Harvard gives world-class education and I think it would be a great fit.

因為哈佛提供世界一流的教育，我認為這將是一個很好的選擇。

Describe your strengths briefly and concisely.

請簡明扼要地描述自己的優勢。

Don't worry, it won't be long.

別擔心，不會太久。

I'm a hard worker and I'm good at problem-solving and teamwork...

我工作努力，擅長解決問題還有團隊合作...

Gives uncreative ChatGPT answers.

一些沒有創意的 ChatGPT 答案。

So what career path are you looking to enter?

那麼，你想進入哪條職業道路呢？

I'm a YouTuber.

我是一名 YouTuber。

He has the talent of a celery.

他有芹菜般的天賦。

Okay...

好的...

And where do you see yourself in five years?

你認為自己五年後將何去何從？

In... in Harvard?

在...哈佛？

Zero comedic talent! Also low IQ, a degree last four years.

喜劇天份為零！ 智商也低，學位花了四年。

So! After careful consideration with our community, we have come to a decision.

所以！ 經過與社群仔細考慮後，我們做出了決定。

Did I get in?

我入取了嗎？

Not even close.

還差得遠。

We would rather accept the celery.

我們寧願接受芹菜。

Oh, Timmy. Dude, did you pass the games?

Timmy，老兄，你通過遊戲了嗎？

Oh, hey, yeah, it was pretty easy.

哦，嘿，是的，這很容易。

Awesome.

讚啦。

Nephew 165 and nephew 240 gonna enter game together.

姪子 165 和姪子 240 將同隊參加比賽。

We're on the same team? Yes. Yes, that means I can't lose. Yes!

我們在同一隊？讚啦，這代表著我不會輸。好耶！

Player will take turns to the impress the aunties. - No.

玩家輪流取悅阿姨們。- 不！

No! No! Sh-

不！不！媽的。

Camera gonna livestream you to Facebook feed of all your aunties.

攝影機會將你直播到所有阿姨的 Facebook 動態。

Okay, let's see...

讓我們看看...

I make YouTube videos.

我製作 YouTube 影片。

Oh, Steven's fucked.

哦，Steven 完了。

Is that a Harvard degree?

那是哈佛的文憑嗎？

Uh, I have, I have emotional damage from this show.

我因為這個節目受到情感傷害。

Wait, no way.

等等，不可能

Are you the emotional damage guy?

你是那個「情感傷害男」嗎？

Oh my gosh! Dude, my nephew is such a big fan of you.

哦，我的天哪！老兄，我侄子可是你的超級粉絲。

Can you please say the meme, please?

你可以說那個迷因嗎？

... emotional damage.

... 情感傷害。

Wait, how much money did you make from that?

等等，你從中賺了多少錢？

Actually, I didn't make any money from the meme... - Stoobid.

事實上，我並沒有因為這個迷因賺到錢... - 笨蛋。

Nephew Steven failed.

姪子 Steven 失敗了。

Thank you to my friends at Netflix for letting us use this absolutely amazing set.

感謝 Netflix 的朋友們讓我們使用這套絕對令人驚嘆的場景。

Check out the Squid Game: The Challenge on Netflix.

請看 Netflix 上的《魷魚遊戲：挑戰》。

And if you're in L A, check out two games: The Trials Experience. Link in the description. I'll see you in the next video.

如果你在洛杉磯，可以體驗兩款遊戲：The Trials Experience。 連結在說明欄裡。 我們將在下一個影片中見到你。