Name: 交通從來沒有聽起來這麼性感過（"Good Credit, Buy Anything!" - Trevor Noah - (African American)）
Uploaded: 2023-12-20T21:01:20.000Z
Duration: 9 min 2 s

現在進行式

過去簡單式

I actually learned to drive out here  which was fun.

實際上，我在這裡學會了開車，這很有趣。

You have to fill out form and they want your credit because in America, credit is very important.

你必須填寫表格，他們想要你的信用紀錄，因為在美國，信用非常重要。

I went to the car dealership and there was this Asian gentleman helping me.

我去了汽車經銷商那裡，有一位亞裔先生在幫我。

And we are going through the forms  and he says, "How long have you lived in America for?"

我們正在填寫表格，他說：「你在美國住了多久？」

I said , "I haven't lived here for long."

我說：「我在這裡住的時間不長。」

He said, "Oh, this no good for you, this no good for you."

他說：「哦，這對你不太有利，這對你不太有利。」

He said, "No, you can not lease car in America unless  you been here long time. Because then you don't have credit, okay?"

他說：「不，除非你在這裡待了很長時間，否則你不能在美國租車。因為你沒有信用紀錄，好嗎？」

I said, "Well, I've got the money to pay for it."

He said, "Yeah, that's not the point, okay? That's not the point in America, okay?

他說：「對，這不是問題的關鍵。在美國，錢不是重點。

在這個國家，我們要的是信用，好嗎？

If you got good credit, you can buy anything We don't care about money, we want credit. "

只要信用良好，什麼都能買到，我們不在乎錢，我們要的是信用。」

I said, "Well, credit is the assumption that you can pay back the money.

我說過：「信用是你可以還錢的假設。」

He's like, "No, no. That don't count here, okay?

In our country, if you got good credit, you can buy anything, okay?

在我國，只要信用良好，什麼都能買到，好嗎？」

And I was like, "Look, I hate to be rude but when you say our country, do you mean our because you live here now or our  because the Chinese own it?"

所以我說：「聽著，我不想無理，但當你說『我們國家』你的意思是因為你現在住在這裡嗎，還是因為現在中國人擁有這個國家？」

And he was like, "Ah, it's a bit of both, okay? But no credit for you, no car. Goodbye"

他就說：「兩者都有吧。但是，沒有信用，你就沒有車，再見？」

I couldn't just buy myself a car, this horrible thing, drive around and that's the worst thing, driving in America, wow.

我不能給自己買輛車，這太可怕了，開車到處走走，這是最糟糕的事情，在美國開車，哇。

On the other side of the road, you feel like a rebel, you know?

在路的另一邊，你覺得自己像個叛逆者，你知道嗎？

Until you see the other cars coming and then it's not so much fun.

直到你看到其他車來了，然後就沒那麼有趣了。

You know how many times I did that just going to the wrong side?

你知道我做過多少次這樣的事嗎？

And don't trust movies, it's not easy to do that whole thing.

不要相信電影，要做到像他們那樣一點都不容易。

No, no. People don't just drive, no, they stop, they just look at you, "What are you doing!"

真的。 大家不會開走，不會，他們會停下來，就看著你說：「你在做什麼！」

"In the movies you drive past." "What are you doing!"

「在電影裡你們都會開過去啊。」「你在幹什麼！」

No, they don't drive, they just wait for you to turn around and the streets are so small, you're doing one of those turns, just watching them and you're ashamed, its horrible.

不會，他們不會開走，就等著你掉頭，但是街道太小，你在轉彎的時候看著他們，然後感到很丟臉，太可怕了。

I had to practice for months, it was the worst.

我必須練習好幾個月，這是最糟糕的。

我記得有一次我開車衝進了一條街。

I thought I had learned, it had been months and I'd been doing it well and then I turned into the wrong way and I saw this little old Asian lady driving towards me, and I was like, "No!"

我以為我已經學會了，已經幾個月了，我一直做得很好，然後我拐錯了路，我看到一位亞洲老太太朝我駛來，我當時想：「不！」

And there was nobody else so I swerved the car around, I was like, "Woo, yeah, hero!"

沒有其他人，所以我把車轉了個方向我當時就想：「耶，我是英雄！」

And I drove and there were 50 cars coming this way, and I was like, "Ugh, you bitch! Ugh!"

我繼續開，然後看到有 50 輛車向這邊駛來我當時想：「你這個臭婊子！啊！」

I told him this, "Oh, this is what happened," and he was like, "Ah, that's so funny, man,  that's so funny,"

我告訴他：「事情是這樣」然後他說：「這太好笑了，兄弟，這太好笑了。」

And he's like, "Who was driving the car?"

He's like, "Oh yeah, you cant say that, man, you can't. You cant say that."

他說：「你不能這麼說，兄弟，你不能。」

He's like, "Yeah, you can't say she's Asian."

他說：「你不能說她是亞洲人。」

He's like, "Yeah, because that's racist."

他說：「因為那是種族歧視。」

我說：「什麼，說她是亞洲人是歧視？」

He's like, "No, if she's a bad driver and you say she's Asian, that's racist."

他說：「不，如果她是個糟糕的駕駛而你卻說她是亞洲人，這就是種族歧視。」

I was like, "So let me get this straight. Asian's are not allowed to be called bad drivers?

我說：「所以讓我搞清楚。亞洲人不可以被稱為糟糕的駕駛嗎？」

Is this not racism in itself? Everyone else is allowed the world of bad drivers, but if I'm driving on the freeway behind an Asian person and they are swerving around,

這本身不就是種族歧視嗎？ 其他人都被允許說是不好的駕駛，但如果我在高速公路上開車在一個亞洲人後面，而他們卻突然轉向，

and I go, "This bad driver you drive like crap!" and I pull up next to them like, "Oh no, sorry, ha ha. You're not a bad driver, you're just Asian. I'm sorry

我說：「這個糟糕的駕駛你開得像垃圾一樣！」然後我把車停在他們旁邊說：「哦，不，對不起，哈哈。你不是一個糟糕的駕駛，你只是亞洲人。我很抱歉。」

So now what I had to do to get around is use a GPS.

I thought get a phone with a GPS was a horrible mistake.

我認為購買有 GPS 的手機是一個可怕的錯誤。

Bought myself one of those iPhones with Siri; your assistant, she talks to you, she listens to you, if you're American.

給自己買了一部有 Siri 的 iPhone； Siri 是你的助理，她會跟你說話，她會聽你說話，前提你要是美國人。

我不明白為什麼，我說的是英語啊。

我說：「Siri，請給彼得打電話。」

"No, Siri, Siri, I want Peter not pizza."

「不，Siri，我要彼得，不要比薩。」

"No, no, no, Siri, what's going on here?"

"You are not making sense." "Siri, are you having a attitude at me?"

「你這話沒有道理。」「Siri，你是對我甩態嗎？」

"You tell me?" "I don't know what the hell is going on here."

「你說呢？」「我不知道這到底是怎麼回事。」

"I don't know" "What do you mean you don't know?"

「我不知道。」「你說你不知道是什麼意思？」

「撥通媽媽的電話。」「搞什麼鬼？」

I had to buckle down and get myself a real GPS to get me around.

我才不得不下定決心，給自己買了一個真正的 GPS 帶我四處轉轉。

If you don't have a GPS, get yourself one. It's the best thing you'll ever do.

如果你沒有 GPS，那就給自己買一個吧，這會是你做過最好的事情。

Just don't make the mistake I made; buy it from Craigslist.

只是不要犯我所犯的錯； 從 Craigslist 購買。

I bought one of Craigslist and the guy who sold it to me didn't tell me that it was a Spanish language GPS, which is not so good.

我在 Craigslist 上買了一個，賣給我的人沒有告訴我這是西班牙語 GPS，這不太好。

Look, I still get around because the arrows are in English, thank God.

但我還是可以到處去，因為箭頭是英文的，感謝上帝。

And I hated it the first few days, and then I fell in love with her, she's just, you know.

開始幾天我很討厭它，後來然後我就愛上了她，他非常，你知道的。

I don't understand why more Americans don't speak Spanish. It's such a sexy language.

我不明白為什麼更多的美國人不會說西班牙語，這真是一種性感的語言。

I'm just sitting there, like all the men in here, you want to feel like a man, you get yourself a Spanish GPS.

我就坐在那裡，在場的所有男人，如果你想感覺自己是個男人，就給自己買一個西班牙的 GPS。

通從來沒有聽起來這麼性感過，就像，

I was punching random destinations and she guides me around, she's like,

我隨意輸入目的地，她就會帶我四處轉轉，他會說：

"Oh, shucks, TomTom. Don't say that all the time."

「喔拜託，TomTom，別總是這樣說。」

She guides me around, it's beautiful. I love that.

她帶我四處參觀，太美了。我很愛。

I'm going to learn Spanish because of that, definitely.

因為如此我定要來學習西班牙語。

西班牙語在我的清單上排名上升了。

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交通從來沒有聽起來這麼性感過（"Good Credit, Buy Anything!" - Trevor Noah - (African American)）

practice

random

assumption

suck