learns how to talk.

學會說話。

You gotta make U-ey.

你得讓 U-ey

I don't know how to do that.

我不知道該怎麼做。

Stop this car!

停車

Haley, honey, did you mean to send this text

海莉，親愛的，你是有意發這條簡訊的嗎

to your dad? Text.

給你爸爸？正文：

What does it say?

上面寫了什麼？

Um.

嗯。

I hate to spoil your golf game, but.

我不想破壞你的高爾夫比賽，但是。

Yeah I know, no, I didn't send that.

我知道，不是我發的。

Must have accidentally dictated when you and

一定是你和

dad were talking.

爸爸在說話

Okay. That's weird.

好吧 真奇怪 Okay.真奇怪

Well, while I have you on the phone, would

好吧，既然我讓你聽電話，你能不能

you mind emptying the dishwasher and- You're

你介意清空洗碗機嗎？

breaking up? Haley, can you hear me now?

分手？海莉，你能聽到我嗎？

Nope. Bye. Got it.

不再見知道了

Told you we'd get it.

告訴過你我們會成功的

Now, just for a little creative editing.

現在，只需稍加創意編輯。

Your mind is so brilliant.

你的頭腦太聰明瞭。

If you put this much effort into your

如果你為自己的

schoolwork, there is no telling the things-

功課，不知道會發生什麼--

Why do you have to ruin everything?

你為什麼要毀掉一切？

I know she's always talking about my

我知道她總是談論我的

potential.

潛力。

Fore!

前方！

Do you think I hit her?

你認為我打了她嗎？

Eh, She's fine.

她很好

I'm sorry I'm so distracted today.

對不起，我今天心不在焉。

What's wrong buddy?

怎麼了？

Let me ask you something.

讓我問你一件事。

Do you ever get the sense that your wife

你是否曾覺得你的妻子

feels like she could have done better?

覺得她可以做得更好？

God, no.

天啊，不

No. She's the luckiest woman on earth.

不，她是世界上最幸運的女人。

I mean, if anything, I could have done

我的意思是，如果有的話，我本可以

better. The noises that come out of that

更好。從那裡發出的噪音

woman at night, it's like she's that black

晚上的女人，就好像她是那個黑

guy from police academy.

警校的傢伙。

Oh, speak of the devil.

哦，說曹操曹操就到。

Message for my wife. Not the black guy from

給我妻子的留言不是來自

police academy. Oh, that'd be so awesome.

警校那真是太棒了

That'd be neat.

那就太好了

Hey, it's Claire. I hate to spoil your golf

嘿，我是克萊爾我不想掃你的興

game, but I'm pregnant.

遊戲，但我懷孕了。

What? Let's talk as soon as you can.

什麼？我們儘快談談吧

I have to leave.

我得走了

What? We're in the middle of a game.

什麼？我們正在比賽呢

I have to be with Claire.

我必須和克萊爾在一起

Okay. We've been going over your story.

好的我們一直在研究你的故事

And it doesn't add up.

而且這也不符合實際情況。

My purse was too high for you to reach.

我的錢包太高了，你夠不著。

He's tall enough to reach up here.

他很高，可以夠到這裡。

He knocked over the baby powder trying to

他打翻了嬰兒爽身粉，試圖

get my stuffed animals.

拿我的毛絨玩具

I'm not buying it. Look, you can see the

我不信。看，你可以看到

footprints where you walked.

你走過的腳印

Walk?

走路？

Lily! Lily!

莉莉莉莉

Lily!

莉莉

Joe can't walk.

喬不能走路

He does for me.

他為我做的。

So you have ways of making him walk?

你有辦法讓他走路嗎？

Lily, just admit that you did it.

莉莉，承認是你乾的吧

Come here, Joe.

過來 喬

Like you did before.

就像你之前做的那樣

You're embarrassing yourself.

你這是自取其辱。

Hey Joe. He can't walk.

嘿，喬他走不動了

He's walking.

他在走路

The candles that I leaved work.

我離開工作的蠟燭

Look at the stride on him.

看看他的步幅。

He's as sure footed as a mountain goat.

他的腳步就像山羊一樣穩健。

Told you.

我就說嘛

I'm so sorry that we doubted you.

很抱歉，我們懷疑過你。

Boy, did I get lucky.

天啊，我真是幸運。

I'm going to blame everything on him until

我要把一切都歸咎於他，直到

he learns how to talk.

他學會了如何說話。

If I don't make it to Canada, your mom wins,

如果我去不了加拿大，你媽媽就贏了、

and this baby ends up in the garage first

而這個孩子卻先被送進了車庫

thing in the morning.

早上的事情。

Our garage? I'm in charge of the recycling.

我們的車庫？我負責回收。

I'm supposed to bring it from the garage to

我應該把它從車庫帶到

the curb by 6 a.m. Thursday morning.

在週四早上 6 點之前將其清理到路邊。

I may have missed a few weeks.

我可能錯過了幾個星期。

Shoot. Maybe more than a few weeks.

說吧也許不止幾周。

After a while, the pile just got so big I

過了一段時間，這堆東西變得太大了，我

couldn't bring out the night before or eople

無法在前一天晚上或人們

would ask questions.

會提問。

I don't need people asking questions.

我不需要別人問問題。

Then you're right. You've got to finish.

那你就對了你必須完成

You'll never use this thing in the garage.

你永遠不會在車庫裡用到它。

It's too drafty. That's why I'm.

太通風了所以我

Going to Canada, buddy.

去加拿大，夥計

To avoid the draft.

避免被徵召入伍

Okay. Your turn.

好了 輪到你了

Oh. No way.

哦 不可能 Oh.不會吧

Do you want to get her attention or not?

你到底想不想引起她的注意？

That was amazing

太棒了

Did you see the look on Miranda's face?

你看到米蘭達的表情了嗎？

No, but you did good, Thelma.

沒有 但你做得很好 塞爾馬

Please stop calling me that.

請別再這麼叫我了。

I hate that movie.

我討厭那部電影。

What movie?

什麼電影？

Uh oh. Dead end.

啊哦死衚衕

You gotta make a u-ey.

你得做個 "u-ey"。

I don't know how to do that.

我不知道該怎麼做。

Mind moving your thumb?

介意動動你的大拇指嗎？

Alexandra.

亞歷山德拉

That's what that's short for?

這就是它的簡稱？

So sweet of you to take them to the park.

你真好，帶他們去公園玩。

Just make sure there's someplace shady.

只要確保有陰涼的地方就行。

We'll do.

我們會做的。

Fridgerator. No.

冰箱沒有了

Say frigerator.

說冰箱。

Refrigerator. I need you to focus, kid.

冰箱我需要你集中注意力，孩子

Fridgorfrator?

Fridgorfrator？

Where we keep the sandwiches.

我們放三明治的地方

People seem delighted by Joe.

人們似乎很喜歡喬。

Whatever. But I had that fetching study

管它呢但我有了那所迷人的書房

partner coming over, and I realized I could

我意識到我可以

use Joe's by the numbers cuteness to my

用喬的數字可愛來形容我的

amorous advantage.

情趣優勢。

Wow. Even for me, that was a lot of Manny.

哇哦即使對我來說，曼尼也太厲害了。

But a sandwich.

但一個三明治。

It's like you're not even trying.

就好像你根本沒在努力。

Okay. That's probably her.

好吧可能是她

Look, just be cute, okay?

聽著，可愛一點，好嗎？

For my sake. It's like when guys use puppies

看在我的份上就像男人用小狗

to attract girls.

來吸引女孩。

Hi, Manny. Olive, please come in.

嗨，曼尼奧利弗，請進

That's my little brother, Joe.

那是我弟弟喬

Don't mind his little pot there.

別介意他的小鍋。

What do you have in there again?

你裡面裝的又是什麼？

Some kind of pasta dish.

某種麵食

Woof, woof. Oh, are you a doggy?

汪汪哦，你是狗嗎？

Yeah. He's always doing adorable stuff like

是啊，他總是做一些可愛的事情，比如

that because I'm his hero.

因為我是他的英雄

I love that.

我喜歡這樣。

Are you a good doggy or a bad doggy?

你是好狗還是壞狗？

Grr.

Grr.

Oh, scary.

哦，真嚇人。

Adorable. I know.

真可愛我知道

So, should we head up?

那麼，我們要不要上去？

Oh! Oh, my God, get it off me!

天啊，快把它拿開

No! Joe!

不喬

Joe! Joe! Let go!

喬喬放開我

What are you doing? He's biting me!

你在幹什麼？他在咬我

Do something! No!

做點什麼不

Bad joe. Bad joo!

壞蛋壞朱

Oh, that's making him bite me harder.

哦，這讓他咬我咬得更狠了。

A person is not a sandwich, Joe!

人不是三明治，喬

Joe, what are you doing?

喬，你在幹什麼？

Joe! Let go!

喬放開我

We're leaving. See?

我們要走了看到沒？

That idn't take too long.

這不會花太長時間。

Thank you, girls.

謝謝你們，姑娘們。

Now go and have a good time.

現在去好好享受吧。

All right. Bye.

好的 再見 All right.再見

See, you don't need all the conflict.

你看，你不需要所有的衝突。

Note to Claire if you want intense family

克萊爾注意了，如果你想擁有濃烈的家庭氛圍

drama, rent Spy Kids.

電視劇，租賃《諜影重重》。

They saved their parents lives.

他們救了父母的命。

Do you think they would have done that if

如果

they got yelled at all the time?

他們總是被罵嗎？

Sweet and sour chicken.

糖醋雞

Girls! Get back!

姑娘們退後

Gotta fix that step.

得把這一步修好。

Girls. Did he just yell?

女孩們他剛才喊了嗎？

Drive!

開車

I'm trying!

我在努力