Mitchell suffered a trauma, and I don't

米切爾遭受了創傷，而我沒有

appreciate your mocking tone.

我很欣賞你嘲諷的語氣。

Excuse us. Okay.

失陪一下好的

Thank you. Sweetie. Okay, look, we.

謝謝。親愛的好了 聽著 我們

Both know two things for certain.

兩人都清楚兩件事。

I look fabulous in coral, and you didn't

我穿珊瑚色的衣服美極了，而你沒有

fight off any intruder.

擊退任何入侵者。

There is a back story.

有一個背景故事。

In the summer of 1984, inspired by the

1984 年夏天，受"......

Karate Kid, I went through a martial arts

空手道小子》，我經歷了一個國術

phase. When cam brought those nunchucks

階段。當 cam 把雙截棍

home. It was just too much to resist.

家。我實在忍不住了。

Hello old friend.

你好，老朋友。

30 years later, once again, it was time to

30 年後，又一次到了

sweep the leg.

掃腿。

Oh oh. Oh, God.

哦哦天啊

Oh, no.

哦，不

Why didn't you just tell me?

你為什麼不直接告訴我？

I don't know, you walked in and you asked if

我不知道，你走進來，問我是否

there was a break in and I was embarrassed

有人闖入，我很尷尬

and possibly concussed, so I just.

並可能腦震盪，所以我只是。

I went with it.

我去了。

Besides, my dad and Claire cannot know.

而且，我爸爸和克萊爾也不能知道。

Okay. That whole Karate Kid summer, they

好吧整個 "空手道小子 "暑假，他們

called me Kung Soo.

叫我 Kung Soo。

Turkey is going to be ready in ten minutes.

火雞十分鐘後就好了

Where is Phil?

菲爾在哪裡？

I'll let him know.

我會告訴他的

Okay?

好嗎？

Ten minutes.

十分鐘

I can't take it.

我受不了了

Just breathe. Dad, we are breaking this fear

深呼吸爸爸，我們要打破恐懼

of yours.

你的

I'm dying here.

我快死了

Hey, hey, hey, look at me.

嘿，嘿，嘿，看著我。

Do you want to spend the rest of your life

你想用你的餘生

as an open space magician?

作為一個開放空間魔術師？

Yeah.

是啊

Peace was restored, and we bestowed them with

和平得以恢復，我們向他們贈送了

our nation's highest honor.

我們國家的最高榮譽。

Naming football teams for them.

為他們命名足球隊

Joe, what play is this?

喬，這是什麼戲？

I wasn't in a play. I don't go to school

我沒有演話劇。我不上學

anymore.

不再是了

Oh.

哦。

All right. Fine. We got kicked out.

好吧好吧我們被踢出來了

Okay. A little argument with the principal.

好吧和校長吵了一架

You've been lying to me while I was

你一直在騙我，而我卻

celebrating you as an amazing father.

慶祝你成為一位了不起的父親。

Hey, Gloria. This is weird.

嘿，格洛麗亞真奇怪

I downloaded your my step counter data onto

我把你的計步器數據下載到

my computer, and it's showing your path.

我的電腦，它顯示了你的路徑。

This morning was the same route my mom took

今天早上我媽媽走的是同一條路線

in her race. Mm.

在她的比賽。嗯

I was never going to get 100,000 steps.

我永遠也走不到 10 萬步。

But then I learned that Claire was going on

但後來我才知道，克萊爾正在

a turkey trot.

火雞小跑

The second time I hugged her, it was a

我第二次擁抱她時，是一個

little harder because she was really wet.

因為她真的溼透了，所以稍微用力了一點。

So I'm basically just your step counter mule.

所以，我基本上就是你的騾子。

I thought you cared about my race.

我以為你關心我的種族。

I love you very much, Claire, but your

我非常愛你，克萊爾，但你的

exercise doesn't really interest me.

我對運動並不感興趣。

Hang on. When did Claire run past Pritchett's

等一下克萊爾什麼時候跑過普里切特家的？

closets? Because this thing says she never

壁櫥？因為這東西說她從不

got near it.

靠近它。

Well, that's probably the step counter.

好吧，這可能是步進計數器。

Made a

製作了

Mistake.

錯誤。

Oh, yeah? Did it or did you take a little

哦，是嗎？還是你拿了一點

shortcut? No.

捷徑？沒有。

I was probably going so fast, I couldn't even

我可能開得太快了，都來不及

keep up with me. I have a picture of it,

跟上我。我有一張照片、

Luke. There you go.

盧克給你

That is me clearly running in front of

這顯然是我跑到了

Pritchett's closet.

普里切特的衣櫥

Oh, yeah? Yeah, with the Reagan Bush poster

哦，是嗎？是的，里根-布什的海報

in the window. Huh?

在窗口。咦？

The photo is a fake.

照片是假的

It's not my fault.

這不是我的錯。

Manny made

曼尼製作了

It. Manny was photoshopping everything, so

是的曼尼把所有東西都拍成了照片，所以

Joe was in real danger.

喬真的很危險。

I did not realize how easy it would be for

我沒有意識到這對

you to connect those dots.

把這些點連起來。

Pretty disappointed in you, Luke.

對你很失望 盧克

Well, you know, it's easy to see where he

嗯，你知道，很容易看出他

learned it from. His mother is a cheater.

學來的。他的母親是個金光黨。

What?

什麼？

Oh, don't get so hot and bothered.

哦，別這麼火急火燎的。

Your makeup's already running.

你的妝已經花了

And what, do you have a Chinese character on

怎麼了？

your bruise?

你的瘀傷？

It's probably an imprint from the Intruder's

可能是入侵者的印記

ring. I'm sure he was in a gang of some

戒指我敢肯定，他曾是某個團伙的成員。

sort.

排序

Just give it up, Mitchell.

放棄吧，米切爾。

He knocked himself out with some nunchucks

他用雙節棍把自己打暈了

that I confiscated as acting vice principal.

這是我作為代理副校長沒收的。

Oh, my God, Kung Su is back!

哦，天哪，鞏蘇回來了！

Daddy! Did you hear that?

爸爸你聽到了嗎？

But cam?

但是凸輪呢？

Cam didn't really win the football game.

卡姆並沒有真正贏得橄欖球比賽。

He stole the last play from the lady coach.

他從女教練手中搶走了最後一局。

Accidentally, I overheard it on a walkie

我無意中在對講機裡聽到的

talkie that I require as an acting vice

我作為一名演員所需要的

principal, which is a position I'm pretty

校長，這是我相當

proud of because I'm basically a sheriff.

因為我基本上就是個警長。

You're not. Yes.

你不是。是的

I am basically a sheriff.

我基本上就是個警長。

I wear a hat. I have a badge.

我戴著帽子。我有徽章。

Hey, dad is doing

嘿，爸爸在做

His trick, and he's never done it

他的把戲，他從來沒有做過

Before. He could die.

之前他可能會死

Come on. What trick?

來吧。什麼把戲？

Oh, Phil, honey, wait.

哦，菲爾，親愛的，等等

You don't have to do this. Yes, I do.

你沒必要這麼做我必須這麼做

I'm the only loser

我是唯一的失敗者

In a remarkable family of winners.

在這個出類拔萃的獲獎者家族中

No, no, no, we are not all winners.

不不不，我們並不都是贏家。

It turned out we all stink.

原來我們都很臭。

It doesn't matter.

沒關係。

I don't want to live a life

我不想過這樣的生活

Ruled by fear.

被恐懼支配

I have to do this trick today.

我今天一定要玩這個把戲。

Although it is getting hard to breathe.

雖然呼吸越來越困難。

Don't stop, Dad. You can do this.

別停下 爸爸你能做到的

I believe in you.

我相信你

Not helping, honey. Vvery interesting.

幫不上忙，親愛的非常有趣

Okay, I'm just going to try to barrel through

好吧，我只是要嘗試通過桶

this. It's Normandy.

這。是諾曼底

I'm an American gGI named Tony Rosetti.

我是一個美國通用地理學家，名叫託尼-羅塞蒂。

I'm from Brooklyn, and I love my mama's home

我來自布魯克林，我愛我媽媽的家

cooking.

烹飪。

But I don't think I'm gonna be able to get

但我不認為我能得到

out. Please keep talking as Tony Rosetti or

了。請繼續以託尼-羅塞蒂或

as Phil?

扮演菲爾？

What is wrong with you Cowards?

你們這些膽小鬼是怎麼了？

Phil needs help.

菲爾需要幫助。

Kung Sue's back at it.

功夫蘇又回來了

Oh! Oh, it's too late to get out.

哦！哦！來不及了。

No. This was a mistake.

不，這是個錯誤。

Something's wrong. Dad.

出問題了爸爸 Dad.

Oh, God. Phil! Phil!

天啊 菲爾 Oh, God.菲爾 Phil！菲爾

Oh my God, we're.

哦，我的上帝，我們。

Holy crap. Where'd he go?

我的媽呀他去哪兒了？

Private Renzetti reporting Operation Overlord

二等兵倫澤蒂報告 "霸王行動

is a success.

是成功的。

Oh, cocktails are on me.

哦，雞尾酒我請。

That was amazing.

太神奇了

I gotta hand it to you, Phil.

我不得不佩服你，菲爾。

You get the big turkey leg.

你可以吃到大火雞腿

Let's take this party to the table.

讓我們把派對推向餐桌。

Come on, hippies.

來吧，嬉皮士們