Name: Jimmy O Yang，加拿大的每個城市都很像...但並非如此 (Jimmy O Yang, Every City In Canada Is Just Like Something... But Not Really)
Uploaded: 2023-11-06T08:45:14.000Z
Duration: 5 min 24 s

Extremely funny, but he's a very close friend of mine.

非常有趣，但他是我非常親密的朋友。

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Very special for me to finally be here at JFL.

終於來到 JFL，對我來說非常特別。

Everybody always told me to come here like Montreal, it's just like France, I'm like, yeah, but, but it's not really, you know, I feel like every city in Canada is just like something but not really.

每個人都告訴我來這裡，就像蒙特利爾，就像法國一樣，我想，是的，但是，但其實並不像，你知道，我覺得加拿大的每個城市都很像，但其實並不像。

It's just like New York but not really Vancouver though, just like Hong Kong but but not really, you know, like I'm gonna start telling my girlfriend, I'm just like Brad Pitt but but not really, you know, it's good to see you guys.

這裡就像紐約，但又不像溫哥華，就像香港，但又不像，你知道，就像我要開始告訴我女朋友，我就像布拉德-皮特，但又不像，你知道，很高興見到你們。

I I had no idea what to expect in Montreal.

我不知道在蒙特利爾會遇到什麼。

You know, I thought it was just a bunch of French people baguettes.

你知道，我還以為只是一群法國人在吃長棍麵包。

It's me being racist simply, you know, and it's very diverse.

這就是我的種族主義，你知道的，它非常多樣化。

A lot of Asians, I saw a lot of Asians felt very safe, you know, I love Canada man but I always get nervous.

很多亞洲人，我看到很多亞洲人感到非常安全，你知道，我愛加拿大人，但我總是感到緊張。

I got past trauma, you know, like as an immigrant, I feel like border just kinda scare me.

我有過去的創傷，你知道，就像作為一個移民，我覺得邊境只是有點嚇唬我。

The first time I came to Canada, I went to Winnipeg.

第一次來加拿大，我去了溫尼伯。

Apparently Winnipeg is such a shitty city just by saying Winnipeg.

顯然，只要說溫尼伯，溫尼伯就是一座糟糕的城市。

But I was there to do a stand up comedy show.

Like I went to Winnipeg and the border patrol officer, she stopped me.

就像我去溫尼伯，邊境巡警攔住了我。

She was like, are you here for business or pleasure?

她問，你是來出差還是旅遊的？

And I don't know why that question like made me panic.

我不知道為什麼這個問題會讓我驚慌失措。

I was like, oh I didn't get a business visa.

我當時想，哦，我沒拿到商務簽證。

What I'm like, oh, I, I am here for pleasure and she was like, are you sure?

我就說，哦，我是來找樂子的，她就說，你確定嗎？

I'm definitely here in Winnipeg for pleasure.

And then she's like, nobody comes to Winnipeg for pleasure.

然後她就說，沒人會來溫尼伯尋歡作樂。

就是，就是這麼糟糕，就是這麼糟糕。

是啊，我見過一些加拿大混蛋。

You know, you guys are just subtle about it.

你知道嗎，你們這幫人就是很含蓄。

就像你們這些彬彬有禮的混蛋一樣。

You guys are polite about your asshole Americans.

你們對自己的混蛋美國人還真客氣。

We let you know, we don't like you, you know, we're just like, ah, get out of my face.

我們讓你知道，我們不喜歡你，你知道，我們只是想，啊，滾出我的臉。

但是，不，不，你，這是錯的。

Yeah, we're the same age, which is great.

是的，我們年齡相仿，這很好。

You know, we talk about the same things, we know the same things.

你知道，我們談論同樣的事情，我們知道同樣的事情。

You need, you need to date someone the same age range because you just, you just speak the same language, you know, like, have you guys tried calling someone that's under the age of 30?

你需要和同年齡的人約會，因為你們有共同語言，你們試過給30歲以下的人打電話嗎？

They think it's like the creepiest thing on the planet.

他們認為這是地球上最恐怖的事情。

They are like, uh what's he doing calling me?

他們會問，他給我打電話幹什麼？

你得給他們發短信，用可愛的小表情符號。

Look, I, I'm cool with emojis, especially when it first came out because it was just a bunch of cute yellow faces.

聽著，我對錶情符號沒什麼意見，尤其是在它剛問世的時候，因為它只是一堆可愛的黃色小臉。

I felt represented, you know what I mean?

我覺得自己被代表了，你明白我的意思嗎？

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Jimmy O Yang，加拿大的每個城市都很像...但並非如此 (Jimmy O Yang, Every City In Canada Is Just Like Something... But Not Really)

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