That's what our parents did to us.

我們的父母就是這樣對我們的。

They might never say I love you, but they did a lot of nice things for us.

他們可能永遠不會說我愛你，但他們每晚都會為我們做很多好事。

Every night, I don't care how busy my parents were, they'll come home and make a five-course meal.

我不在乎我的父母有多忙。他們回家後會做五道菜。

That's love, right there. Right?

這就是愛對

Yeah.

是啊

Give it up for them.

放棄吧

Give it up.

放棄吧

That's right.

這就對了。

In our culture, food is love.

在我們的文化中食物就是愛

I love cooking with my girl.

我喜歡為我的女兒做飯。

We love cooking together.

我們喜歡一起做飯。

Food is love.

食物就是愛

That's why I hate watching all these reality cooking shows when they make food so freaking stressful.

這就是為什麼我討厭看這些烹飪真人秀節目，因為它們讓食物變得壓力山大。

Like all these guys with aggressive tattoos and they're just sweating in the kitchen.

這些人身上都有咄咄逼人的紋身，在廚房裡揮汗如雨。

They're like, "Yes, chef, yes, chef. Two minutes, two minutes. It's still, it's still raw."

他們喜歡 "好的，大廚，好的，大廚，兩分鐘，兩分鐘"。

And they're just making fxxking scallops.

這還是生的，他們只是在做扇貝。

There's two items on the menu and they can't even handle that shxt.

菜單上只有兩道菜，他們根本應付不了。

You go to any Chinese restaurant, there's about 485 items on the menu

你去任何一家中餐館。

And there's one dude back there in the kitchen.

菜單上大約有 485 個菜品，而廚房裡只有一個人。

He's not even a chef, he's somebody's uncle from Hong Kong.

他不是廚師，他是別人的叔叔，來自香港，他知道如何在 30 秒內做出所有東西。

And he knows how to make everything in under 30 seconds.

That guy is the real hero.

那傢伙才是真正的英雄。

You know what I mean?

你明白我的意思嗎？

He got a yellow wife beater that he brought from the old country, just chilling near the wall, cigarette in his mouth. Just like (this).

他從老家帶來了一件黃色的打老婆服，就叼著煙在牆邊發呆。

That guy's a gangster, man and he just cusses casually in Cantonese.

就像那傢伙是個黑幫老大，在《卡農》裡隨便罵人一樣。

It's just like, "DLLM."

就像，親愛的，你們這裡有人會說廣東話嗎？

Any of you guys speak Cantonese here?

A couple of you guys.

你們好嗎？

I was born in Hong Kong.

我出生在香港。

That's my first language.

這是我的第一語言。

I love that language, right?

我喜歡這種語言。對不對？

I think it's the most fun language to speak because it's the most fun language to cuss in.

我認為這是最有趣的語言，因為用廣東話罵人是最有趣的。

In Cantonese, you can just like low-key casually cuss.

你可以低調隨意地罵人。

Like you go to Chinatown.

就像你去唐人街一樣。

You see like a nice old man walk by, he would just be like, "DLLM, ham gaa caan."

你看到一個和藹可親的老人走過，他會說，哦，對了。

That sounds really nice, right?

聽起來很不錯吧？

But what he actually said was like, "oh fxxk your mother, I hope your whole family dies."

但實際上他說的是：哦，你媽媽，我希望你全家都死掉。

That's Cantonese, man.

那是貓的男人。

You gotta love it.

你一定會喜歡的。

You gotta love it, man.

你一定會喜歡的行嗎？

In a relationship, I think it's important to know how you convey love, but it's just as important to know how you receive love.

在戀愛關係中，我認為知道如何傳遞愛很重要，但知道如何接受愛也同樣重要。

You got to be vulnerable and let your partner do nice things for you.

你必須脆弱，讓你的伴侶為你做一些美好的事情。

See, I'm not very good at that.

你看，我不擅長這個。

I'm terrible at like directly asking for things that I want.

我不善於直接要求得到我想要的東西。

So instead, I just drop little hints that's called being passive-aggressive.

所以我只是給他們一些小暗示，這就是所謂的被動攻擊。

Don't do that.

別這麼做

Don't do that.

別這麼做

Like for example, I love watching these YouTube videos of Japanese housewives making bento boxes.

比如，我喜歡看日本家庭主婦製作便當的 YouTube 視頻。

It's very nice, very cute.

非常漂亮，非常可愛。

It's like a little ASMR, you know, it's just really nice.

它就像一個小小的 SMR，你知道，它真的很不錯。

Japanese woman wakes up at 6 a.m. every day to make her working husband a bento box.

日本婦女每天早上 6 點起床，為工作的丈夫做便當。

But I can't ask my venture capitalist girlfriend to make me a bento box.

但我不能讓我的風險投資家地鼠給我做一個通風盒。

I'm not an idiot.

我不是白痴。

I'm a sugar baby.

我是糖寶寶

I know my role.

我知道自己的角色。

So instead of asking it directly, I just drop little hints.

所以，我不會直接問，而會給他們一些小暗示，比如我們會一起坐在沙發上。

Like we'll be sitting on the couch together.

I just pull out my phone and pretend I accidentally stumbled onto this video.

我只是打開手機，假裝無意中看到了這段視頻。

I'm like, "Oh, what is this? Bento boxes?"

我想，哦，這是什麼便當盒？

"Oh my God. It's so cute. What is that? Like a rice ball shaped, like a panda? Look. Look, look, look."

我的天啊太可愛了 那是什麼？ 像熊貓形狀的飯糰？ 你看？ 看，看，看

"Wow. So she makes this every day for him?"

哇所以她每天都為他做這個。

"Wow. She must love him so much."

哇她一定很愛他

I thought I was being slick until she came out to one of my shows.

我以為我是在耍滑頭，直到她來看我的一場演出，你也聽到了這個笑話，她真的很生氣，理所當然，我只是在這裡說說而已。

And she heard this joke and she was really upset, man and rightfully so I was just up here talking shxt, right?

We went home, we got into a big fight.

我們回到家，我們進入了五大。

She was like, "Babe, that's bullshit."

她說："寶貝，那都是胡扯。

"OK?"

好的。

"If you want me to do something, why don't you just ask me directly, and if you really want somebody to make you bento boxes, why don't you just go find a Japanese woman?"

如果你想讓我做什麼，為什麼不直接問我，你真的想讓別人把你變成盒子嗎？你為什麼不去找個日本女人呢？

"I'm like, babe, I'm sorry you feel that way. OK? But I think you're missing the point."

我想，寶貝，我，我，我很抱歉讓你有這種感覺。好吧，但我覺得你沒抓住重點。

"You don't have to be Japanese to make bento boxes."

製作便當盒不一定非得是日本人。好的。

That's right.

這就對了。

That's right.

這就對了。