Ok.

好的。

So wait, why would you even say that?

等等，你為什麼要這麼說？

Because like you say you like me but you don't even know me that.

因為就像你說的，你喜歡我，但你根本不瞭解我。

Well, what we've known each other for like two years.

我們已經認識兩年了

Why you say that?

為什麼這麼說？

I need to prove her wrong and with a secret mirror you can see through it but they can't see you.

我需要證明她是錯的，有了祕密鏡子，你可以看穿它，但他們看不到你。

So the plan is pretty simple.

所以計劃非常簡單。

Build a ginormous wall to go from this side all over to this wall that will take away the space right here.

砌一堵巨大的牆，從這邊一直砌到這堵牆，這樣就會佔用這裡的空間。

But then we're gonna make our own cut out right here.

不過，我們要在這裡自己剪出來。

Just wait till you see what I have planned.

等著看我的計劃吧。

So we just got the Home Depot.

所以我們就去了家得寶。

We're gonna have to do a ton of shopping because we need to get a ton of materials to bring this room to light.

我們得大采購一番，因為我們需要買一大堆材料來佈置這個房間。

We found a creative way on how to carry around the wood.

我們找到了一種有創意的方法來搬運木材。

I don't think this is gonna work.

我覺得這行不通。

Jeremy.

傑里米

I don't know if it's gonna fit in the car, man.

我不知道它能不能裝進車裡 夥計

This is definitely not gonna fit in our car and these are the boards that we're gonna be using to make the entire fake wall.

這肯定裝不下我們的車 這些是我們用來做整面假牆的木板

We're trying to grab everything as quick as possible because Lexi is literally coming over in three hours for a fake youtube video with my friend Pearson.

我們想盡快收拾好一切，因為萊克西三個小時後就要過來，和我的朋友皮爾森一起錄製一段假的優酷視頻。

Just ask her questions about herself, Jeremy.

就問她一些關於她自己的問題 傑里米

You're gonna owe me so big for this one.

這次你可欠我大人情了

Just wait till you see how cool this room's actually gonna be when we're completely finished.

等著看我們全部完工後，這個房間會有多酷吧。

We now have all the materials that we need to make this secret hidden room, bro.

我們現在有了製作這個祕密藏身處所需的所有材料，兄弟。

You think she's not even gonna notice this?

你以為她不會注意到嗎？

This is gonna be tough with not a lot of building experience we got right to it and honestly just hope for the best.

由於沒有太多的建築經驗，這將會很艱難，我們就這樣開始了，老實說，我們只希望能做到最好。

Hope we have fits.

希望我們有配合。

Hope we have fits.

希望我們有配合。

Hey, we're moving on to the most important part of the day and that's making the ginormous wall all the way across to the other side, even know how to use that.

嘿，我們要進入今天最重要的部分了，那就是把巨大的牆壁一直建到另一邊，甚至知道如何使用它。

And we immediately stop messing around because Lexi is coming over in two hours, bringing in the last piece of fake wall for the inside of the room.

我們立刻停止了胡鬧，因為萊克西兩小時後就要過來，把房間內部的最後一塊假牆搬進來。

Come on in.

進來吧

I know this looks like a plain room to you right now, but this is going to be the sickest hidden room anybody's ever seen.

我知道你現在覺得這房間很普通 但這將會是大家見過的最變態的隱藏房間

Then we started painting as quick as possible.

然後，我們開始儘快粉刷。

I hope this turns out good if you guys ever need anybody to paint anything for you.

如果你們需要人幫你們畫畫的話，我希望畫出來的效果不錯。

Now, you know who to reach out to, bro.

現在，你知道該找誰了，兄弟。

You have no idea what you're doing really.

你根本不知道自己在做什麼。

But most importantly, we need to see if this mirror even works.

但最重要的是，我們需要看看這面鏡子是否能用。

Got a nail, got a hammer.

有釘子，就有錘子

Let's do this thing.

我們開始吧

00 my God, you, you can't just buy one of these at the store yet, man.

我的天，你還不能在店裡買這個，夥計

These are like super rare.

這些都是超級罕見的。

One way mirrors take weeks to get here.

單程鏡需要幾周才能到達這裡。

We don't have a lot of time.

我們時間不多。

So we went to the store immediately to come up with a new plan.

於是，我們立即去商店想出了一個新計劃。

So the plan is is to take this plexiglass and then get a window tint and completely cover it on one side.

是以，我們的計劃是用這塊有機玻璃，然後用玻璃著色劑將它的一側完全遮住。

So it's gonna be the exact same as a one way mirror.

是以，它將與單向鏡完全相同。

I mean, if you didn't break the one way mirror in the first placed in like, you know, it would have been fine.

我的意思是，如果你沒有打破單向鏡，在第一個地方，你知道，它會沒事的。

Plan number two for the mirror is now complete.

鏡子的二號計劃現已完成。

We have the mirror tin right here and we have the plexiglass.

我們這裡有鏡子罐，還有有機玻璃。

But the problem is I have no idea if this is actually gonna work, the mirror is officially up, but I'm not gonna show you guys how cool it is just yet because I seriously don't even have any time and I really got to hurry because Lexi is about to come over.

但問題是，我不知道這是否真的可行，鏡子已經正式安裝好了，但我現在還不想向你們展示它有多酷，因為我真的沒有時間，而且我真的得加快腳步了，因為萊克西馬上就要過來了。

This is what the wall looked like before.

這就是牆壁之前的樣子。

Now, we have to painted this exact same color for Jeremy and I are not knowing what we're doing.

現在，我們必須為傑里米和我塗上這一模一樣的顏色，但我們卻不知道自己在做什麼。

We're not doing too bad of a job.

我們做得還不錯。

Wow.

哇

Hey, look at that.

嘿，看看這個。

Look at that.

看看這個。

I'm actually impressed, but we definitely need to test it out to see if it's actually believable.

實際上，我對它印象深刻，但我們肯定需要測試一下，看看它是否真的可信。

We're not only testing to see if this mirror works.

我們不僅要測試這面鏡子是否有效。

We're also testing my dad's loyalty to me.

我們也在考驗我爸爸對我的忠誠度。

If he eats a cake, I'm never gonna trust him again, bro.

如果他吃了蛋糕 我就再也不相信他了 兄弟

It's like stepping into a black hole.

就像踏進了一個黑洞。

Look at that.

看看這個。

Holy crap, bro.

我的媽呀，兄弟。

Dude.

哥們兒

It is pitch black in here, bro.

這裡一片漆黑，兄弟

Get in the position.

就位

It wasn't me talking.

不是我說的

My dad literally just flew in from Ohio to come visit me and this is the first thing he's gonna walk into.

我爸爸剛從俄亥俄州飛過來看我，這是他要走進來的第一件事。

Papa's going.

爸爸要走了

How you been?

你好嗎？

I'm good.

我很好

How are you doing?

你好嗎？

Great.

好極了

Yeah.

是啊

Oh You know he's like in the bathroom like clogging up the toilet, you know, you know, he is classic Jeremy, right?

他就像在廁所裡堵馬桶一樣 你知道，他是典型的傑里米，對吧？

Mad.

瘋了

I wonder if he's gonna eat the cake or not.

我想知道他到底會不會吃蛋糕。

I'm more nervous about the fact of him noticing this room.

我更擔心他會注意到這個房間。

Yeah.

是啊

So yeah, I I gotta get going actually.

是的，我得走了。

Yeah.

是啊

And 000 also Jeremy said whatever you do do not eat this cake.

000 傑里米還說，不管你做什麼，都不要吃這個蛋糕。

I don't, I don't know what he's using it for.

我不知道，我不知道他用它做什麼。

I don't know if it's for a video or something.

我不知道是為了拍視頻還是什麼。

But uh yeah, he just said, don't eat the cake.

但他說，別吃蛋糕。

My dad literally just texted me asking what b is the name?

我爸爸剛剛給我發簡訊，問我叫什麼名字？

But little does he know I not spying on him right now?

但他不知道，我現在並沒有監視他。

Oh my God.

我的天啊

Why is he looking at the cake?

他為什麼看著蛋糕？

Oh my God.

我的天啊

He ate the cake.

他吃了蛋糕。

I didn't get in front of my p and why did you eat the cake?

我沒有在我的 P 面前，你為什麼要吃蛋糕？

What the heck bro, come from.

管他呢，兄弟，過來。

You guys set me up the wall.

你們把我逼上了絕路。

No way.

不可能

You, you actually ate it.

你，你真的吃了

I told you it was very important that you weren't gonna eat the cake, dude.

我跟你說過，你不能吃蛋糕，這很重要，夥計。

What the heck is this?

這是什麼鬼東西？

How did you do this?

你是怎麼做到的？

Really?

真的嗎？

Hey, I wanted that.

嘿，我就想要這個。

I'll let you eat the cake if you help us go shopping for this room.

如果你幫我們買這個房間，我就讓你吃蛋糕。

My friend Pearson, who's filming the fake youtube video.

我的朋友皮爾森（Pearson），他正在拍攝假的 Youtube 視頻。

Lexi just texted me that they're coming over soon.

萊克西剛給我發簡訊說他們很快就會過來。

So we need to shop extremely fast.

是以，我們需要加快購物速度。

All right.

好吧

So we just made to the store to make this the coolest hidden room ever.

所以，我們就去商店把這間屋子佈置成了最酷的隱藏房間。

Why are you doing this in the first place?

你為什麼要這麼做？

Ok, dad don't hate me but I built that secret mirror to spy on Lexie but not like that just to get to know her better.

好吧，爸爸別恨我，但我做那面祕密鏡子是為了監視萊克茜，但不是那樣，只是為了更好地瞭解她。

You mean a music video better last week, right?

你是說上週的音樂錄影帶更好看吧？

I like you do.

我喜歡你這樣做。

You like me.

你喜歡我

You can have it all baby everything.

你可以擁有一切寶貝。

Now we're in the technology section because we're gonna get a ton of lights to make this place look unreal.

現在我們進入技術部分，因為我們要安裝大量的燈光，讓這個地方看起來不真實。

I'm definitely gonna need to get every single security camera in here so I can spy on Lexie.

我一定要把這裡所有的監控攝像頭都裝上 這樣就能監視萊克茜了

I need to sub cameras all around the house.

我需要在房子周圍安裝攝像頭。

So I definitely think we should get a TV because we need to closely monitor the security footage here.

是以，我認為我們絕對應該買一臺電視機，因為我們需要密切監視這裡的監控錄像。

Take this take this, take this, take that here we go.

拿著這個，拿著這個，拿著那個，我們走。

Just take the whole thing dad.

爸爸，你就把這些都拿走吧。

Ok.

好的。

Take this, there we go.

拿著這個，我們走。

Ok?

好嗎？

We definitely got enough, I'm sorry to run through the store because I need to make sure we have enough time to even decorate this room because I'm trying to make this the coolest room dude.

我們絕對有足夠的時間，我很抱歉要跑遍整個商店，因為我需要確保我們有足夠的時間來裝飾這個房間，因為我想讓這個房間成為最酷的房間。

I am so nervous to see what the total is gonna be.

我很緊張，不知道總數會是多少。

Dad.

爸爸

What's a total of $2365?

一共是 2365 美元？

And we're using your card for this.

我們用你的卡來做這個。

I'm gonna have no money after this.

之後我就沒錢了

At least I'll get to know Lexi more though.

不過，至少我能更多地瞭解萊克西。

Weirdo.

怪人

All right.

好的

So we just got back from the store.

我們剛從商店回來。

It is now time to make this hidden room the coolest room ever.

現在是時候讓這個隱藏的房間成為最酷的房間了。

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, how do you expect me to get in here?

哇，哇，哇，哇，哇，哇，你想讓我怎麼進來？

I'm not a spring chicken anymore.

我不再是春雞了。

We were trying to decorate the room as quick as possible so we can finish on time before Lexie gets here.

我們想盡快裝修好房間，以便在萊克西來之前按時完工。

You guys have blocked all every outlet in here.

你們封鎖了這裡所有的出口。

So they're gonna need this.

所以他們需要這個

Wait, what the heck does that even do?

等等，這到底有什麼用？

It's gonna charge everything that you have in there.

它會給你的所有東西充電。

Oh, it's the first smart thing you've done today.

哦，這是你今天做的第一件聰明事。

Oh my God, Jeremy just farted on.

天啊，傑里米剛放了個屁

I'm trapped in this little room with him.

我和他被困在這個小房間裡。

It's just a fart.

放屁而已

You're gonna give me pink eye, bro.

你會讓我得紅眼病的，兄弟。

Come on, bro.

來吧，兄弟。

Chill.

冷靜。

OK.

好的。

Hey, we're in this together, man.

嘿，我們在一起，夥計。

You gotta stand on my fart.

你得站在我放屁的地方

These guys will be going crazy in this room, getting it ready.

這些傢伙會在這個房間裡瘋狂地準備。

Let's take a look and see how it turned out.

讓我們來看看結果如何。

Oh my God.

我的天啊

Look at this place.

看看這個地方

This place is insane.

這地方太瘋狂了。

We got the clouds running.

我們讓雲運行起來了。

We got all the led sides in here from all sides.

我們從四面八方請來了所有的上司。

This place is literally a dream come true.

這個地方簡直就是夢想成真。

I would say the coolest part about this entire room is the cloud ceiling.

我想說，整個房間最酷的地方就是雲朵天花板了。

Like look at this.

比如看看這個。

This doesn't even look real.

這看起來都不像是真的。

It's like we're in a dream dude.

我們就像在夢裡一樣，老兄。

Yeah, we also have a very old candy machine in here.

是的，我們這裡還有一臺很老的糖果機。

This is so wild to me that this room is literally in the same place as this house.

讓我感到不可思議的是，這個房間竟然和這棟房子在同一個地方。

And remember this is what the wall looked like before any of the fake walls versus what it looks like now and this is what the inside of the room looked like before I did anything to it and look at this place now.

請記住，這是在做任何假牆之前牆壁的樣子，而不是現在的樣子，這是在我做任何事情之前房間內部的樣子，看看現在這個地方。

OK.

好的。

So Shanda slept because Lexi's about to get here any second.

所以珊達睡了 因為萊克西隨時都會來

But dude, where's Pearson?

但是，夥計，皮爾森在哪？

I know she should be, dude.

我知道她應該是，夥計。

That is, it's gonna be getting here any second when you get in a position.

也就是說，當你就位後，它隨時都會到來。

You know the drill, right?

你知道該怎麼做吧？

I'm gonna do you notice anything, anything out of the ordinary?

你有注意到什麼異常嗎？

No, it just looks like an ordinary house.

不，它看起來只是一座普通的房子。

Oh There's definitely not like a room behind here.

哦，這後面絕對不像一個房間。

That's a two way mirror.

這是一面雙面鏡。

What?

什麼？

Oh my God.

我的天啊

Wait.

等等。

Did you cut a hole in the wall.

你是不是在牆上鑿了一個洞？

I have all the power off right now because I'm not gonna risk her seeing through the mirror.

我現在關閉了所有電源 因為我不想讓她看到鏡子裡的東西

All you guys are a lot of coming though.

不過，你們都來了。

Not you, Pearson.

不是你，皮爾森

No.

不

Oh my God.

我的天啊

Lexi just got here.

萊克西剛到

OK.

好的。

So this is just like a super quick bit like it'll probably take us maybe five minutes and then we'll be good to go.

所以，這就像一個超級快速的位，就像它可能會花費我們也許五分鐘，然後我們就可以走了。

Sounds good.

聽起來不錯。

But we can sit here.

但我們可以坐在這裡。

It'll be like a Q and a sort of thing.

這就像一個 Q 和一個類似的東西。

Piercing is actually doing such a good job of not being suspicious right now.

其實，Piercing 現在做得很好，沒有讓人起疑心。

I still can't believe that the smear fully works.

我還是不相信塗抹能完全奏效。

I'm just watching the conversation right now.

我現在就在看對話。

What is your to go?

你的目的地是哪裡？

Coffee order my to go coffee order is anything?

咖啡訂單 我的外帶咖啡訂單是什麼？

Match me too.

我也是。

I'm on my match kick.

我在踢我的比賽

That's so good.

太好了

I can't believe this is actually working.

真不敢相信這真的有用。

So if you weren't a youtuber, what would you be?

如果你不是優酷用戶，你會做什麼？

I would be finishing up college and then I want to be an ultrasound tech.

我將完成大學學業，然後想成為一名超音波技術員。

That's so random.

太隨意了

Ok.

好的。

Actually, I just realized that this lighting is so bad.

其實，我才意識到，這燈光太糟糕了。

Let's try and find better lighting.

讓我們試著找到更好的照明。

But what is Pearson doing?

但皮爾遜在做什麼呢？

She's being super happiest right now.

她現在超級開心。

She is literally right next to me.

她就在我身邊。

I cannot believe that the secret mirror and wall is working out so well.

真不敢相信，祕密鏡子和牆壁的效果這麼好。

What is something that makes you the absolute happiest in life?

在生活中，什麼能讓你感到最快樂？

I love when I order something online and it comes in my own.

我喜歡在網上訂購東西，然後送到我自己手裡的感覺。

That is like pink.

這就像粉紅色。

So it sounds like you like shopping.

聽起來你很喜歡購物。

What is your favorite dress?

您最喜歡哪件衣服？

I've been wanting an Alexander Wayne dress.

我一直想要一條亞歷山大-韋恩的裙子。

What the heck is that?

這到底是什麼？

You just filmed a video with Jeremy?

你剛和傑里米拍了一段視頻？