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In life, you have choices, they help you or not
And sometimes it's tricky to choose what you ought
So if you are wondering what makes you ill
It's easy to know because… everything will
A is for Alcohol - source of addiction
Liver diseases and other afflictions
So how about water? That might be okay
But if it's in plastic, there's B, B.P.A
C is for corn syrup soda pop uses
And also for Carbs found in sugary juices
D, dehydration. You still have to drink
Though all these beverages seem like they stink.
Eating too little or too much to count
E is for eating imperfect amounts
And eating something that you shouldn't consume
Cause dozens of dishes will lead to your doom
F is for fried food that's filled up with fat.
Glutens for G, if you buy into that.
H is for hot dogs. Who knows how they're made
I for insecticide veggies are sprayed
J is for jerky with way too much salt
And K is for kale, is also at fault.
But isn't it healthy?
I'm glad that you ask. Cabbage and kale make thyroids too fast
Forget about eating. I'll just go outside
Well, that is where even more dangers can hide
L is for lyme disease carried by ticks
Malaria, M, that mosquitos inflict
N, N-Diethyl-meta-toluamide
It kills all the bugs and it kills your insides
O is for oxygen-less recreation
P for pollution in each inhalation
Q is for quicksilver. Fishing is wrecked
R, deadly radon that's hard to detect
S is for sunscreen but also the sun
Both give you cancer. Now, isn't that fun?
T for tobacco. U, V for UV
W, watching way too much TV
X as expected is X hyphen ray
Y is surprisingly Yerba Mate
Z is for zealotry in the insistence
that you found the key to eternal existence
You can't avoid danger, just go on and try
No matter your actions, you're still gonna die
Hi, I'm Mike Trapp from College Humor
3 years ago, I had a happy normal life
Now look at me, I'm lurking at the end of YouTube videos, begging strangers for clicks
Just one click, man. That's all I need
You can click over here and subscribe to the channel
Or click over here to watch another video
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超可怕!生活週遭致命物質多到數不清!(Everything That Will Kill You... From A to Z)

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