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In life, you have choices. They help you or not.
人生選擇百百種。有的有幫助,有的則無。
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And sometimes it's tricky to choose what you ought.
有時,選擇是件難事。
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So, if you are wondering what makes you ill, it's easy to know because…everything will.
但若想知道什麼東西對你有害,這倒簡單…因為所有東西都會。
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A is for Alcohol - source of addiction, liver diseases, and other afflictions.
A是酒精:讓你上癮、造成肝病及各種病痛。
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So how about water? That might be okay.
那就喝水吧!水應該沒問題吧?
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But if it's in plastic, there's B - B.P.A
但如果是瓶裝水,就會有 B:BPA 環境賀爾蒙。
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C is for corn syrup, soda pop uses.
C:碳酸飲料裡的玉米糖漿
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And also for Carbs, found in sugary juices.
也代表含糖果汁裡的碳水化合物。
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D, dehydration.
D:脫水症狀
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You still have to drink. Though all these beverages seem like they stink.
你還是得喝些什麼,就算上述飲品看似都很糟。
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Eating too little or too much to count...
吃得太少或是暴飲暴食?
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E is for eating imperfect amounts.
E:吃得過多或過少
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And eating some things that you shouldn't consume.
以及,吃了不該吃的東西。
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Cuz dozens of dishes will lead to your doom.
好多種食物都會讓你毀滅。
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F is for fried food that's filled up with fat.
F:高油脂油炸食物
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Glutens for G, if you buy into that.
G:麩質(如果你信那些人的話)
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H is for hot dogs. Who knows how they're made.
H:熱狗,天知道熱狗是什麼做的?
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I for insecticide, veggies are sprayed.
I:蔬菜上的農藥
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J is for jerky with way too much salt.
J:加超多鹽的牛肉乾
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And K is for kale, is also at fault.
K:甘藍菜,這種菜也有問題。
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But isn't it healthy?
甘藍菜不是很健康嗎?
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I'm glad that you asked. Cabbage and kale make thyroids too fast.
好問題!高麗菜和甘藍菜都會加速甲狀腺分泌。
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Forget about eating. I'll just go outside.
別提吃的了,我要出去!
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Well, that is where even more dangers can hide.
很好,外頭隱藏了更多致命危機。
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L is for Lyme disease carried by ticks.
L:蝨子傳染的萊姆病
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Malaria, M, that mosquitos inflict.
M:蚊子帶來的瘧疾
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N, N-Diethyl-meta-toluamide.
N:二乙基間苯胺
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It kills all the bugs and it kills your insides.
不僅能殺死害蟲,也能殺死你的細胞。
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O is for oxygen-less recreation.
O:缺氧
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P for pollution in each inhalation.
P:你吸進的每一口空氣汙染
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Q is for quicksilver. Fishing is wrecked.
Q:汞汙染,別想捕魚了!
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R, deadly radon that's hard to detect.
R:致命放射素氡,很難被檢測出來。
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S is for sunscreen but also the sun. Both give you cancer.
S是防曬乳,同時也是太陽,都會致癌。
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Now, isn't that fun?
有趣吧?
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T for tobacco. U, V for UV.
T 是香菸。U、V 是紫外線。
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W, watching way too much TV.
W:電視看太多
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X as expected is X hyphen ray.
X 就是 X 光,不意外。
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Y is surprisingly Yerba Mate.
Y是瑪黛茶,嚇到了吧?
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Z is for zealotry in the insistence that you found the key to eternal existence.
Z是狂熱的堅持,堅信自己能找到永生之鑰。
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You can't avoid danger, just go on and try.
你永遠無法避開危險,放手試試吧!
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No matter your actions, you're still gonna die.
不論你怎麼做,終得一死。
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Hi, I'm Mike Trapp from College Humor.
嗨!我是 College Humor 的 Mike Trapp。
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3 years ago, I had a happy normal life.
三年前,我人生既普通又快樂。
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Now, look at me, I'm lurking at the end of YouTube videos, begging strangers for clicks.
現在看看我,在影片最後陰魂不散,跪求點閱。
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Just one click, man. That's all I need.
老大,你就點一下吧!這是我唯一要求!
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You can click over here to subscribe to the channel or click over here to watch another video.
點這裡訂閱頻道或點這裡看別部影片。
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Come on, man. One click. That's all I need. Just give me a click!
拜託啦!高抬貴手點一下滑鼠!點一下就好!