Oh... how did a clam get in here?

哦......蛤蜊怎麼會在這裡？[抱怨]

I'll show you for defiling my art.

我要給你點顏色看看，因為你玷汙了我的藝術。[叫聲] [咚，尖叫]

Look what you've done! My bust is busted.

看看你乾的好事我的胸都破了[鳴叫]

Oh, boy, a message.

哦，天哪，一條消息。

"Hello, Patrick. From SpongeBob."

"你好，派大星來自海綿寶寶"

Ooh, a mystery sender.

哦，一個神祕的寄件人。[鳴叫] [叫聲]

Got ya. Safe travels. Wa-ha.

知道了一路順風哇哈[鳴叫]

Get out of my house!

滾出我的房子

Oh, boy, Patrick responded.

哦，天哪，帕特里克迴應道。

Aw. It's a duck and a chicken kissing, I think.

啊我覺得這是鴨子和雞在接吻。[嘎嘎，咯咯，門鈴響] [鳴叫]

Be right back, clammies.

馬上回來，蛤蜊們。[嗡嗡聲]

Oh, hello, Squidward.

哦，你好，章魚哥

Are you trying out a new sunscreen?

您在試用新的防晒霜嗎？

What? No! It's those stupid clams.

什麼？什麼？是那些愚蠢的蛤蜊

Why are they flying through my house?

它們為什麼從我家飛過？

They're carrier clams.

它們是載體蛤蜊。

Patrick and I are sending each other messages.

帕特里克和我在互發資訊

Well, your brainless bivalves are going through my windows and destroying my art.

好吧，你們這些沒腦子的雙殼類動物要穿過我的窗戶，破壞我的藝術品。

Just promise me you'll stop sending your clams through my window.

答應我，別再寄蛤蜊了透過我的窗戶 啊。

Behind you?

在你後面？

We promise.

我們保證[尖叫聲] 哦

Peace and quiet.

[和平與寧靜嗯？

Oh, that must be the new marble slabs I ordered.

哦，那一定是我新訂的大理石板。

Hello.

你好

What?! More clams?!

什麼？還有蛤蜊？哦，咻！咻！[呻吟] [叫聲] [鳴叫]

Oh, that is it.

哦，就是這樣。

Time to take matters into my own tentacles.

是時候親自動手了？啊？[笑]

Hey, it's rude to laugh at Squidward's hilarious shame.

嘿，嘲笑章魚哥的搞笑糗事是不禮貌的。[鐘聲]

Patrick, I'm sending over lunch!

帕特里克，我讓你去吃午飯

Thank, Neptune, I'm starving!

謝謝，海王星，我餓壞了！[笑] [鳴叫] [鳴叫]

Have fun at the chowder factory.

祝你在雜燴粉工廠玩得開心

You did it, Squidward.

[你成功了，章魚哥

You finally put a stop to those stupid clams.

你終於制止了那些愚蠢的蛤蜊。[嘎嘎聲]

Oh, boy, Chowder. Thanks for the grub, SpongeBob!

哦，天啊，喬德謝謝你的食物，海綿寶寶[叫聲] [鳴叫] 哦。

Did you have fun at the chowder factory?

你們在雜燴粉工廠玩得開心嗎？

Ow! Hot chowder!

嗷熱湯！[警報聲] [呻吟] [叫聲]

All right, Squidward, if you can't beat 'em, ignore 'em.

好吧，章魚哥，如果你打不過他們的話別理他們。 [笑聲] [隆隆聲，破碎聲] [咆哮]

Huh? Oh, hi, Squidwa-Ow.

啊？哦，嗨，烏賊娃嗷

Oh, great, the idiot parade is in town.

哦，太好了，白痴遊行來了。

No, we don't meet until May. Or was it Septemuary?

不，我們五月才開會。還是九月？嗷

I'm just having my carrier clams carry me to SpongeBob's house.

我只是讓我的蛤蜊載著我去海綿寶寶家

Ow. It's easier this way.

嗷這樣容易些

Allow me to show you a shortcut.

請允許我告訴你一條捷徑。[尖叫聲]

Oh, hi, Squidward.

哦，嗨，章魚哥

Thanks, buddy.

謝謝，夥計。