My mother is so caring and so loving.

我的母親是如此關心我，如此愛我。

You know, because if they're Middle East and they like kill you with like feeding you and they feed you so much, you wanna die.

你知道，因為如果他們是中東人，他們會用餵食的方式殺死你，他們餵你吃得太多，你會想死。

But you know, my mom knows me so well she does this one thing that drives me crazy.

但你知道，我媽媽太瞭解我了，她會做一件讓我抓狂的事。

Like I, you know, I came home the other day and she says, "Hey, come here, come here, come here."

有一天我回到家，她說：「嘿，過來。」

I'm like, "What?"

我說：「幹嘛？」

She goes, "I bought some organic tomato juice."

她說：「我買了一些有機番茄汁。」

Now I hate tomatoes.

我討厭番茄。

She knows I hate tomatoes and she does it like it's a secret.

她知道我討厭番茄，卻把這當成祕密。

"It's good for you."

「這對你有好處。」

"Mom, I don't like tomatoe juice."

「媽，我不喜歡番茄。」

"No, no, no. Have some. It's good for your hair, for your heart, for your brain, for your manhood, everything."

「不，不，不，喝一點吧，它對你的頭髮、心臟、大腦、男子氣概以及一切都有好處。」

"Mom, I hate tomato juice."

「媽，我討厭番茄汁。」

"OK. OK. OK. That mans you're dead. OK. Don't worry about it. OK, go, it's OK."

「好喔，你完了。算了，不用擔心。 好的。 去吧，沒事的。 」

OK. But she doesn't give up.

好的。但她沒有放棄。

This is just the beginning.

這僅僅是個開始。

I think it's really over. No!

我以為真的結束了。才怪！

They set up the table.

他們擺好了桌子。

My sisters come there cheering tomato juice.

我的姐妹們在那裡用番茄汁乾杯。

"Oh my God. What a fantastic tomato juice."

「我的天啊，好好喝的番茄汁啊。」

"Oh, you know, you want some?"

「哦，你要喝一點嗎？」

"No, I'm okay."

「不，我不用。」

"You don't know what you're missing."

「你不知道你錯過了什麼。」

"It's okay."

「沒關係。」

They eat, they finish.

他們吃東西，吃完了。

My mom doesn't give up.

我媽媽沒有放棄。

She leans in, pours a whole glass of tomato juice.

她湊過來，倒了一整杯番茄汁。

"Just have a little bit."

「就喝一點。」

"Come on, come on have a little bit."

「來吧，喝一點點。」

You know, at that point I'm losing, I'm like, "Mom, I don't want any tomato juice."

你知道，在那一刻，我抓狂了，我說：「媽，我不想喝番茄汁。」

"What is wrong with you?"

「你怎麼了？」

"It's not like anybody forcing you."

「又沒人強迫你。」

"Nobody's twisting your arm."

「沒有人逼你啊。」

'You don't wanna drink it, don't drink it, you're crazy like your father."

「不想喝就不喝，無所謂。你跟你爸一樣瘋。」

"Your father is crazy like you. Get out of my house. Get out of my house."

「你爸跟你一樣瘋。滾出我家！」

"Mom, I'm sorry. Bring the whole bottle of tomato juice."

「媽，抱歉。整瓶番茄汁都拿來吧。」

"The whole right now. Very good."

「整瓶番茄汁。非常好。」