字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 I got an email from a guy I went to high school with, right? Email said, Kev, it's time for you to get yours. I open up the email. It's two pictures in an email. One picture was a real little man standing next to a doctor. He was angry. Next picture. That same little man was taller than the doctor. He was giving a thumbs up. Bottom of the email said, Kev, it's time for you to get yours. I'm confused. What the f*** is going on? I call him Yo, I got your email. What the f*** are you talking about? What are you trying to say? I said, what do you mean, what am I trying to say? Say exactly what I said. What is this? What are you trying to say? He said that they given our height, go get you some. F***. You mean they're giving out height? Exactly what I said. They're giving out height. They're taking the fat out of people's backs. Putting it in their knee. They take it. They've taken a fat out of people's backs, put it in their knee. He said, Go get rid of your back fat. Get yourself some inches. I said I will do no such thing. Get rid of my goddamn back fat. 43 years old. I've been five five my whole life. Five, four, five. Two and a half. My whole f***ing life. Have to do no shit like that. You got to remember, I ain't been on tour, like, four years. I can't just walk out this bitch. Six, six and not say shit about it. I just walk out. What up. What up. What up. What up? What up? What's going on? What the f*** is going on with you? Look at his goddamn knees. What did he do to his knees? Why? He got all them holes in his back. What the f*** he do to his back? You know what I want. I want people to start thinking shit through. I want to get back to the times of people who had patience. You got to slow down, start thinking shit through. Stop acting on impulse. Let's say I go get the procedure. I come out of it with these new knees and these long ass legs. I'm six six. Look at my f***ing knees in these long ass legs. But I still got the same arms. I didn't do shit to my f***ing arms. I didn't judge it. Now I can't put my hands in my pocket because I done f*** up. I'm out in this bitch looking like a T-Rex touching my chest all the time. Why Kev always rubbing his chest? Bitch because I misjudged it. I can't get my hands in my pocket. You gotta think shit through. Let's say I go get the procedure. I got these goddamn new knees, long ass legs, my f***ing frame. Look at my chest and my shoulders. I'm six six, but I still wear a size seven sneaker. I didn't do shit to my feet. Now. I can't support the new body. My balance is off. I look like that. That thing to be at the car dealerships that. That air, man. Look at me. You got to think shit through. Stop acting on impulse.
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