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  • I got an email from a guy I went to high

  • school with, right? Email said, Kev,

  • it's time for you to get yours. I open

  • up the email. It's two pictures in an

  • email. One picture was a real little

  • man standing next to a doctor.

  • He was angry. Next picture.

  • That same little man was taller than

  • the doctor. He was giving a thumbs up.

  • Bottom of the email said, Kev, it's

  • time for you to get yours.

  • I'm confused. What the f*** is going

  • on? I call him Yo, I got your email.

  • What the f*** are you talking about?

  • What are you trying to say? I said,

  • what do you mean, what am I trying to

  • say? Say exactly what I said.

  • What is this? What are you trying to

  • say? He said that they given our

  • height, go get you some.

  • F***. You mean they're giving out

  • height? Exactly what I said.

  • They're giving out height. They're

  • taking the fat out of people's backs.

  • Putting it in their knee.

  • They take it.

  • They've taken a fat out of people's

  • backs, put it in their knee.

  • He said, Go get rid of your back fat.

  • Get yourself some inches.

  • I said I will do no such thing.

  • Get rid of my goddamn back fat.

  • 43 years old.

  • I've been five five my whole life.

  • Five, four, five.

  • Two and a half. My whole f***ing life.

  • Have to do no shit like that.

  • You got to remember, I ain't been on

  • tour, like, four years.

  • I can't just walk out this bitch.

  • Six, six and not say shit about it.

  • I just walk out.

  • What up. What up. What up. What up?

  • What up? What's going on?

  • What the f*** is going on with you?

  • Look at his goddamn knees.

  • What did he do to his knees?

  • Why? He got all them holes in his back.

  • What the f*** he do to his back?

  • You know what I want.

  • I want people to start thinking shit

  • through. I want to get back to the

  • times of people who had patience.

  • You got to slow down, start thinking

  • shit through. Stop acting on impulse.

  • Let's say I go get the procedure.

  • I come out of it with these new knees

  • and these long ass legs.

  • I'm six six. Look at my f***ing knees

  • in these long ass legs.

  • But I still got the same arms.

  • I didn't do shit to my f***ing arms.

  • I didn't judge it. Now I can't put my

  • hands in my pocket because I done f***

  • up. I'm out in this bitch looking like

  • a T-Rex touching my chest all the time.

  • Why Kev always rubbing his chest?

  • Bitch because I misjudged it.

  • I can't get my hands in my pocket.

  • You gotta think shit through.

  • Let's say I go get the procedure.

  • I got these goddamn new knees, long ass

  • legs, my f***ing frame.

  • Look at my chest and my shoulders.

  • I'm six six, but I still wear a size

  • seven sneaker. I didn't do shit to my

  • feet. Now.

  • I can't support the new body.

  • My balance is off.

  • I look like that. That thing to be at

  • the car dealerships that.

  • That air, man. Look at me.

  • You got to think shit through.

  • Stop acting on impulse.

I got an email from a guy I went to high

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