...to this.

變這樣

♪ [ Yakuza 0 OST - 24 Hour Cinderella ] ♪ ♪ Truly I LOVE YOU! ♪

♫ 坦白的說I LOVE YOU 說出來吧 ♫

♪ I'll send it to you ♪

♫ 一定是YOU LOVE ME 傳遞出去啦 ♫

♪ Surely YOU LOVE ME! ♪

♫ 尋找適合... ♫

♪ It is conveyed ♪

再回到這裡

Back to this,

然後...哦！

and then...

那傢伙是三洨?!

Oh.

然後又換畫風

What in the name of fuck?

然後...

And then back,

"讓你見識見識吧"

and then

(啪)

♪ [ Yakuza 0 OST - Friday night ] ♪

(啪)

[ Dunkey cackles ]

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♪ ♪ ♪

《人中之龍》非常善於利用一些誇張的搞笑場面

[Clap]

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♪ ♪ ♪

《人中之龍》非常善於利用一些誇張的搞笑場面

Yakuza has an incredible ability

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to betray its own serious tone

來出賣自身嚴肅的主調

with ridiculous bombastic spectacle.

它精心的雕琢出了黑暗電影般的緊張感

It masterfully crafts dark cinematic tension

並運用滿腹情感的配音演技來塑造令人難忘的角色

and memorable characters

你可以看到這個一臉囂張欠扁的反派

with commanding emotive voice acting.

好像整個歷史都寫在他臉上似的

You have these grizzled beat up looking villains

他們是如此的邪惡和討人厭

with their entire history written right there on their face.

然後...來這招？抓到你了

They're so evil and hateable,

接著他大喊：對！換我來踹這傢伙他媽的屁股了！

and right when the game's got you, and you're yelling,

上囉！

"YEAH! NOW LEMME FUCKING KICK THIS GUY'S ASS!"

"找到電話亭"

"NOW HERE WE GO!"

蛤？

Huh?

它有著相當跛腳的教學

It barrages you with lame-ass tutorials

"是的..."

"Yeah!"

以及令人頭疼的怪異系統

and a headache of bizarre systems,

你不得不為此傷透腦筋

that struggle to complement each other.

但它開場的敘事能力真的相當迷人

But the storytelling is so captivating towards the start,

"嘿，小子"

"Hey, boy!"

它的劇情讓你順暢的通過了單調的教學

that it glides you through the monotony.

當教學到一定程度後

As the training wheels start to come off though

劇情便開始介紹一大堆的支線劇情

the story starts slipping by introducing

"噢，小子"

a lot of weak sub-plots.

這是一款把所有人都打出屎來的遊戲

"Oh, boy!"

但它明顯有所保留

For a game about beating the ever living

有個角色被槍打到了，不過兩秒鐘後他就好了

shit out of everyone,

因為這遊戲的槍一次只能消掉你三分之一的血條

this game pulls a lot of punches.

你狂毆了三百個傢伙，終於遇到關底Boss了

Characters get shot and then

接著他說

they're completely fine two seconds later,

啊...我這是在測試我該不該相信你

because the gun only does a third of your health bar.

終於，你遇上了那個懶覺頭反派

You fight your through three hundred guys

我能把他頭掰下來當球踢了嗎？

to get to the Big Boss, and then he says

不行，這段劇情瞬間開始演起蝙蝠俠，呃...

"Ahhh, that was just a test to see if I could trust you."

就是「我不會殺人的」、「我們是好朋友」的劇情

Finally, you encounter the fucking dickhead villain.

它一下讓我感動、一下又讓我無語

Do you get to rip his fucking head off?

接著它又想開始把我拉回來

Nope. Both of the segments are Batman, uh,

結果，釣到了手提包

can't kill anybody and now you're best friends.

噢靠北，這傢伙殺了我老爸？

And it had me, then it lost me.

而且還說《超級馬利歐64》爛得跟鬼一樣？

Then it starts reeling me back in.

哦哦哦哦我要踹爆他的屁股哦哦哦！

Nope, suitcase.

蛤？

Oh, shit! This dude killed my father?

此外，《人中之龍》的地圖上塞了一堆遊玩要素

And he says Mario 64 sucks dick?

你幾乎可以完全無視遊戲的核心故事劇情

Uhhh, I'mma have to beat his ass!

你可以玩四驅車、賭博

Huh?

"Out...run!!!"

The thing is Yakuza's town is so

這玩意

spring-loaded with stuff to do,

棒球打擊場

that you can almost forget the core story entirely.

射飛鏢

You got racing, grambling

撞球

"Out..."

跳舞

"...Run!"

還有商戰小遊戲

this shit,

你只要提著公事包走到人家店門口

baseball,

"怎麼樣！"

darts,

我要用這些錢買下來！

pool,

你還能打保齡球來換到一隻雞來當你的經理

dancing.

這是真的

You have these business mini games

你還能在遊戲裡找到一大堆笑點

when you walk up to a store with a briefcase and go

和廢到笑的支線任務

"I'll buy the money!"

你得假扮成一個節目製作人

You can go bowling and win a

然後你得幫這傢伙找回他的褲子

chicken to be one of your managers.

接著排隊買Switch

This is real.

在無意間決定了未來的稅收政策

You also have 300.000 hilarious,

還有一次你得保護麥可傑克森不受殭屍攻擊

fucking goofy ass side missions,

好讓他能用月球漫步走完一整條街

you got one where you impersonate a movie producer.

他們把一切都做出來了

You have to get this guy's pants,

說實話

you have to wait in line for the Switch,

這整個遊戲根本就是只是個延伸出來的額外內容

you inadvertently shape taxing policies

從這款真正的遊戲

for years to come.

卡拉OK

There's one where you protect Michael Jackson

♫ 不行啊 ♫

from zombies, while he moonwalks down the street.

♫ 不可以 不可以這樣 ♫ 不管這男的是誰，也不管是誰想到這招的

They thought of everything.

♫ 不可以 不可以這樣 ♫ 把獎頒給他，好嗎

To be honest,

把獎頒給他，好嗎

this entire game is just a bonus distraction

給他最佳男人獎

from the real game.

♫ 我好喜歡你 ♫ 無法用言語形容

The Karaoke.

♫ 我好喜歡你 ♫ 這遊戲到底蠢到怎麼樣不可思議的地步

[ Dunkey laughs ] ♪ I am no good. No good ♪

♫ 真的好喜歡你 ♫ 這遊戲到底蠢到怎麼樣不可思議的地步

Who is the man, who came up this shit?

♫ 無論多麼 濃烈... ♫

Give him the award, okay?

我認為如果配上更加大膽、難忘的故事

'For Best Man'

它本應會成為一款經典

Words cannot describe,

但如果你願意給它一個機會

how incredible this stupid ass thing is.

你會在《人中之龍0》中發現許多值得愛它的地方

♪ No matter how str-

真心不騙，它真的是遊戲裡的一段

I think with a bolder, more memorable

♫ dun dun dun dunkey ♫

story this would have been a classic.

♫ 唐吉軻德 ♫

But if you give this game a chance,

♫ 不知道為什麼 身體就來到收銀檯前 ♫

you'll find a lot to love about Yakuza Zero.

This is real! This is in the game.

♪ dun-dun-dun-dunkey ♪