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  • Hi!

    嗨!

  • So I've recently joined Instagram, and I've discovered: "Oh snap! I'm the best photographer ever!"

    我最近剛加入Instagram,然後發現「天啊!我是世界上最厲害的攝影師了!」

  • Well, not so muchbut I do love how you can take a photo of something pretty ordinary, add a filter, and all of a sudden it becomes a lot cooler.

    嗯,其實沒那麼誇張。但我真的很喜歡拍一些平凡的東西,然後加上濾鏡效果,這樣照片一瞬間就變得更酷了。

  • Which got me thinking, how great would it be if you had Instagram in real life?

    這讓我想到,如果你在現實生活中也有 Instagram,那該有多好?

  • Oh man, my skin looks awful today.

    天啊!今天我的皮膚看起來糟透了。

  • Why don't you just Instagram it?

    你為什麼不 Instagram 它呢?

  • What do you mean?

    什麼意思?

  • Oh. If you Instagram things, they look so much better.

    如果你 Instagram 東西,它看起來就會好很多。

  • Just cooler! I'll show you.

    看起來比較酷!我秀給你看。

  • Instagram it

    ♪Instagram 化♪

  • Oh my God! That is amazing. You look so much cooler.

    我的天啊!太神奇了,你看起來酷多了。

  • Yeah, I know it's weird; Instagram makes everything look more retro in real life, or something."

    對啊,我知道這很怪,Instagram 能讓現實中的所有變得更復古之類的。

  • You should try it.

    你應該試試。

  • Absolutely!

    一定要的啊!

  • Instagram it

    ♪Instagram 化♪

  • What?

    什麼?

  • -Look how cool I look. -I like it, I like it a lot.

    -你看我多酷啊!-我喜歡,非常喜歡。

  • You know what?

    你知道嗎?

  • You're going to love seeing what Instagram does to food.

    你一定會很愛 Instagram 用在食物上的效果。

  • It's crazy.

    超扯的。

  • Yeah those pancakes don't look so good.

    嗯,那些鬆餅看起來不太好吃。

  • Not so good, huh?

    不太好,對吧?

  • Now, check this out.

    現在注意看囉!

  • Instagram it

    ♪Instagram 化♪

  • That's awesome!

    太厲害了!

  • Wait a minute!

    等一下!

  • What happens if you Instagram an Instagram?

    如果你把 Instagram 用在 Instagram 上會發生什麼事?

  • Instagram it

    ♪Instagram 化♪

  • Get f***.

    #@?$%

  • Yeah, and to be fair, a lot of things on my Instagram look a lot better online than they do in real life.

    對,說句公道話,很多東西在我的 Instagram 上都比在現實生活中好看很多。

  • Sort of like how thoughts are better in your head than when you say them out loud.

    這就好比把想法藏在心中比說出來好。

  • I reckon if I were a guy, I would be pretty into me.

    我想如果我是個男人,一定會對我自己很有興趣。

  • So let me know in the comments below.

    在下面留言讓我知道你的想法。

  • Are you ever guilty of Instagram cheating?

    你曾因為用 Instagram 騙人而感到罪惡嗎?

  • Do you use filters even though you know it makes it look completely different or deceptively better online than it is in real life?

    即便知道套了濾鏡會讓照片和現實看起來截然不同,或美得誇張,你還是會用嗎?

  • Let me know and tag a friend who is most guilty of using Instagram filters for flattery.

    讓我知道,並標記一個你身邊最會使用 Instagram 濾鏡來得到讚美的朋友。

  • Also I apologize about there being no video last week.

    另外,非常抱歉上週沒有發新片。

  • I tried to make one but it was really weird, and when I say weird, these videos are pretty bad as they are.

    我試著要做,但它看起來真的很怪。當我說很怪的時候,這些影片真的蠻糟的。

  • So if you didn't make the cut, it's really bad.

    如果沒有達到標準,就真的很糟。

  • But I apologize, and to make up for it, there'll be two videos this week.

    我感到很抱歉,為了補償,我這禮拜會上兩部影片。

  • This one and then one on Sunday.

    這一部,然後星期天再一部。

  • And then back to Wednesday again.

    之後就還是星期三上影片。

  • I am sorry, I know I've said it before.

    非常抱歉,我知道我說過了。

  • But yes, I apologize.

    但是,我真的很抱歉。

  • Thank you though for your comments on my last video.

    很謝謝你們回應我之前的影片。

  • Which was about "the deadly door draft," and "people who leave the door open."

    有關「致命的門縫」及「不關門的人」。

  • Thank you though. That really made me laugh.

    謝謝你們,那實在太好笑了。

  • I'll talk about them in porno music/comment time.

    我會在色情音樂/回應時間回覆大家的。

  • But I'll see you guys on Sunday, and I hope you're well until then.

    我們星期天見囉!我希望你們在那之前都過得很好。

  • Bye!

    掰掰!

  • So Natalie, tell me, what do people who make videos on the Internet do at nighttime?

    Natalie 告訴我在網路上製作影片的人晚上都在做什麼啊?

  • Oh, they film themselves, they eat a shit load of pancakes.

    喔,他們會拍自己,然後吃一堆鬆餅。

  • Okay, it's porno music/comment time.

    好的,現在是色情音樂/回應時間。

  • And I know guys, you're always constantly blown away by my special effects.

    我知道你們總是被我的特效驚豔。

  • I know.

    我知道。

  • Weta (Digital) called me up and asked me to work on the latest Lord of the Rings and I was like hell no!

    Wade 打電話給我,要我做最新一集的魔戒我心想:「當然不要,你有事嗎?」

  • I've got shit videos to make online.

    我網上還有 *** 的影片要做。

  • And you know I'm not gonna lie, I did check out a good hair day.

    而你知道我不會說謊,我確實有先弄美髮日那部影片。

  • I made a video way before I needed to, because my hair was falling nicely.

    我在需要之前就先製片了,因為我的髮型真的非常好看。

  • And I can't believe that someone is cheesy as myself didn't think of that pun.

    我不敢相信像我這麼搞笑的人竟然沒有想到那個雙關語。

  • I'm gonna use that from now on.

    我從現在開始要那樣用。

  • Cause I'm Natman.

    因為我是「娜塔俠」。(作者叫 Natalie,和 batman 合併,變成 Natman)

Hi!

嗨!

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