Name: 第 95 屆奧斯卡主持人 Jimmy Kimmel 任務預告搶先看！（Jimmy Kimmel’s Oscars Trailer - Exclusive World Premiere）
Uploaded: 2023-03-12T21:01:10.000Z
Duration: 3 min 59 s

James Christian Kimmel, your reputation precedes you.

詹姆士·克里斯汀·金摩，久仰大名了。（譯註：多以吉米・金摩為人所知）

This is Rear Admiral Bates; I'm Vice Admiral Beau "Cyclone" Simpson.

這位是海軍少將貝茲，我是海軍中將博·「旋風」·辛普森。

We've summoned you here today to talk about the Oscars.

我們今天召喚你來這裡是為了討論奧斯卡。

I have to admit, I wasn't expecting to be asked to host again.

我必須承認，我並沒有預期會再次被邀請主持。

Well, let me be perfectly clear: You were not my first choice.

嗯，讓我說清楚：你並不是我的首選。

Or my second choice, or my third, fourth, or eleventh choice.

或是第 2、第 3、第 4，甚至是第 11 個選擇。

In fact, we asked a lot of people before you.

事實上，我們找你之前問了很多人的意願。

Let me tell you: Whoopi Goldberg, Tina Fey, Jon Stewart, Chris Rock.

我來跟你說：琥碧·戈柏、蒂娜·費、喬恩·史都華、克里斯·洛克。

Letterman, Leno, Arsenio, Magic Johnson, Chevy Chase, a child dressed as a pirate.

大衛·賴特曼、傑·雷諾、阿塞尼奧·霍爾、魔術強森、吉維・蔡斯、裝扮成海盜的一個小孩。

- Well, those are pretty good⏤  - Steve Martin, Steve Carell, Steve Buscemi, Steve Austin, Steve Seagal, Steve Urkel, Steve from "Blue's Clues".

- 嗯，他們都是不錯的——  - 史提夫·馬丁、史提夫·卡爾、史蒂夫·布希密、史蒂夫·奧斯汀、史蒂芬·席格、史蒂夫·烏克爾、《妙妙狗》裡的史蒂夫。

那還只是名為 Steve 的候選人而已。

Are you kidding? Steve Harvey would've been incredible.

你在說笑嗎？如果是史蒂夫·哈維的話，會超棒。

The objective is the 3,332-seat Dolby Theater on Hollywood Boulevard.

目的地是好萊塢大道上、可容納 3,332 個人的柯達劇院。

- A 3-hour celebration of⏤  - 3 hours; right.

- 長 3 小時的慶典——  - 3 小時，最好是。

A 3-hour celebration of cinema, featuring the biggest movie stars of the world.

3 小時的影業慶典，特別介紹世界上最大的電影明星。

ABC has tasked us with finding a host who is unflappable and unslappable.

ABC 電台要我們找一個沈著冷靜、不能被賞巴掌的主持人。

Good, oh, that's good, 'cause I can't get slapped; I cry a lot.

好，喔，那很好，因為我不能被賞巴掌，我很愛哭。

Well, I'd probably start with a big musical number.

嗯，我大慨會用盛大的音樂劇開場。

One that would go a little something like this.

- 奧斯卡、眾星——  - 好了，拜託。

What about a dance number where I really⏤

那跳舞表演如何，我可以真的——

Well, in that case, that's a big audience of very nervous famous people.

嗯，這樣的話，當天觀眾會充滿一群很緊張的名人。

So, I'd probably start with something self-deprecating to break the ice; joke about how I'm wearing two sets of Spanx.

所以我大概會用一些自嘲的言語來打破僵局，開玩笑說我穿了兩套塑身衣。（譯註：Spanx 為女用塑身衣品牌名）

Maybe something about the magic of storytelling⏤they love that.

或許可以講一些說故事的魔力，他們很愛那種東西。

And, then, I'll lead a standing ovation for someone old, and if I make it out, there's only 4 or 5 hours left until we give Best Picture to, hopefully, the right movie.

然後我會帶領大家起立為某個老人鼓掌，然後如果我順利完成，那我們只需要撐 4 到 5 小時就可以頒發最佳影片，希望是搬給正確的電影。

我覺得我們犯了很糟糕的錯誤。

No, I have a dentist appointment Sunday night.

沒有，我週日晚上約好要看牙醫了。

Listen, I've hosted this thing 9 times, and I say give the kid a shot.

聽著，我已經主持了 9 次，我的意見是，給這孩子一個機會。

Oh, wait, you know, I've hosted twice before.

哦，等等，是這樣的，我以前主持過兩次。

You know, you don't have to take this job.

你知道的，你不一定得要接受這份工作。

I actually do; I went all in on crypto and I'm about to lose my condominium.

我其實需要，因為我把家當都投入在虛擬貨幣上，快要被迫出售我的公寓了。

So, I mean, unless you got somebody better...

所以我的意思是，除非你們找得的更好的人選⋯⋯

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第 95 屆奧斯卡主持人 Jimmy Kimmel 任務預告搶先看！（Jimmy Kimmel’s Oscars Trailer - Exclusive World Premiere）

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