Let's find out in a friendly battle

讓我們在一場友誼賽中找出答案

of SpongeBob Versus Who Eats More?

的海綿寶寶與誰吃得更多？

Round one: Patrick versus Plankton

第一回合。 帕特里克對陣痞子

Here's a fresh batch of cookies.

這裡有一批新鮮的餅乾。

All right.

好的。

Rewards, huh?

獎勵，嗯？

Well, yeah. There's...

嗯，是的。有...

Let's see, we, uh, we went over the jazz.

讓我們看看，我們，呃，我們看了一下爵士樂。

[chewing loudly]

[大聲咀嚼]

So, Grandma, I'm full.

所以，奶奶，我吃飽了。

More cookies.

更多餅乾。

I bid you good day, sir.

我向你問好，先生。

You gotta swallow it here... on the premises.

你得在這裡吞下它......在這個地方。

Ah, come on.

啊，來吧。

I'll allow it.

我允許它。

Fine.

很好。

[panting]

[喘息聲]

Can I go now?

我現在可以走了嗎？

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

Karen, quick, you've got to cut

凱倫，快，你必須切掉

this Krabby Patty out of me, stat!

把這個蟹皇堡給我，快點！

But what about anesthetic?

但是麻醉劑呢？

There's no time. I can feel it digesting.

沒有時間了。我能感覺到它正在消化。

Whatever you say, dear. Hold still.

無論你說什麼，親愛的。不要動。

This may pinch a little. [Plankton screaming]

這可能會有點痛。[浮游生物的尖叫聲]

Patrick easily advances. Next up,

帕特里克輕鬆晉級。 接下來是

Squidward versus his boss, Mr. Krabs.

章魚哥對他的老闆蟹老闆。

[chewing loudly]

[大聲咀嚼]

Squidward, how many are you eating?

章魚哥，你吃了多少？

Squidward!

章魚哥！

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Squidward, you can eat all those patties at one time!

章魚哥，你可以一次吃完所有的肉餅！？

Squidward!

章魚哥！

What's going to happen? Am I gonna blow up?

將會發生什麼？我是不是要爆炸了？

No worse! It'll go right to your thighs!

沒有更糟的了！它將直接進入你的大腿！

My thighs?

我的大腿？

And then you blow up!

然後你就爆炸了!

I can do this.

我可以做到這一點。

Oh!

哦!

Go, Mr. Krabs, go! Whoo!

加油，蟹老闆，加油！Whoo!

No, don't fill up on bread!

不，不要用麵包填飽肚子!

The chum! Eat the chum!

海鷗！吃掉海鷗！

Right.

對。

[sighing]

[嘆氣]

[rumbling]

[隆隆聲]

[belching]

[打嗝聲]

Even though he exploded,

即使他爆炸了。

we're giving that round to Squidward.

我們把這個回合交給章魚哥。

Next up is SpongeBob versus his pet, Gary.

接下來是海綿寶寶對他的寵物加里。

This should be a good one.

這應該是一個很好的例子。

SpongeBob.

海綿寶寶。

SpongeBob.

海綿寶寶。

- SpongeBob! - Yeah?

- 海綿寶寶！- 是嗎？

I gotta make sure you get your nutrition,

我得確保你得到你的營養。

so I'm not leaving until you eat every single bite.

所以在你吃完每一口之前我是不會離開的。

[belching]

[打嗝聲]

Gary, are- are ya sure

加里，你--你確定

you don't want some creme brulee?

你不想要一些奶油蛋糕嗎？

This one is too close to call. Let's go to the instant replay.

這場比賽太接近了，無法判斷。 讓我們去看即時回放。

[chuckles] What a performance.

[笑]多麼精彩的表演。

SpongeBob wins and advances to round two.

海綿寶寶獲勝並進入第二輪。

And for our last match of round one,

而對於我們第一輪的最後一場比賽。

we have Sandy Cheeks versus SpongeGar, Patar, and Squog.

我們有Sandy Cheeks對陣SpongeGar、Patar和Squog。

[gargling]

[漱口]

Got it. You okay?

明白了。你還好嗎？

[sniffing] Do you smell soup?

[聞] 你聞到了湯的味道嗎？

[belching]

[打嗝聲]

Barba.

巴爾巴。

[fire crackling]

[火的噼啪聲]

Since this is an individual match,

由於這是一場個人比賽。

the team of SpongeGar, Patar, and Squog are disqualified.

SpongeGar、Patar和Squog的團隊被取消了資格。

Time for round two: Patrick versus Squidward.

是時候進行第二輪了。 帕特里克對陣章魚哥。

[beeping]

[嗶嗶聲]

[beeping, snoring]

[嗶嗶聲，打鼾聲]

[beeping]

[嗶嗶聲]

[yawning]

[打哈欠]

Good morning.

上午好。

[babbling]

[胡言亂語]

Didn't think I was gonna be able to eat all that.

沒想到我還能吃完這些東西。

But then I did. [chuckles]

但後來我做到了。[笑聲]

[SpongeBob] Well, you're a bigger one.

[海綿寶寶]嗯，你是一個更大的。

[Patrick] Well, you're still yellow.

[帕特里克]好吧，你仍然是黃色的。

You know what else is yellow?

你知道還有什麼是黃色的嗎？

[SpongeBob] What?

[海綿寶寶]什麼？

[Patrick] You are! [Squidward laughing]

[帕特里克]你是！[章魚哥笑著說]

Yeah? Well, it doesn't matter what you call me

是嗎？好吧，你叫我什麼並不重要

cause I never want to see you again anyway!

因為我再也不想見到你了!

Ah, tartar sauce.

啊，塔塔拉醬。

[slamming door]

[砰的一聲門響]

[thudding]

[砰砰聲]

[accordion playing]

[手風琴演奏]

[laughing]

[笑聲]

[laughing]

[笑聲]

[choking]

[嗆聲]

[choking]

[嗆聲]

[dinging]

[叮叮噹噹]

Ooh, Squidward absolutely chokes.

哦，章魚哥絕對會被噎死。

Patrick is our first competitor to advance to the finals.

帕特里克是我們第一個晉級決賽的選手。

SpongeBob versus Sandy, not in karate,

海綿寶寶對陣桑迪，不是在空手道。

but who eats the most.

但誰吃得最多。

Oh, hey, Larry. How you liking your new job?

哦，嘿，拉里。你喜歡你的新工作嗎？

Larry likes it just fine,

拉里喜歡它就好了。

but do the customer's always eat like this?

但顧客總是這樣吃嗎？

Oh, no. They normally like this.

哦，不。他們通常喜歡這樣。

Those poor people.

那些可憐的人。

Someone needs to whip them into shape.

需要有人對他們進行鞭策。

I hope this is the pick me up you needed, old girl.

我希望這是你需要的提神之作，老姑娘。

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

Well, kiss my grits.

好吧，吻我的糝。

This here's the biggest acorn I ever did see.

這是我見過的最大的橡子。

And so are those.

那些也是如此。

I'd better start storing these for winter.

我最好開始為冬天儲存這些東西。

I might need an alternate storage [mumbling].

我可能需要一個備用的倉庫[喃喃自語]。

Impressive performance by Cheeks,

奇克斯的表現令人印象深刻。

but we have to give that one to SquarePants.

但我們必須把這個問題交給SquarePants。

Final round.

最後一輪。

It all comes down to this, folks.

這一切都歸結為這一點，夥計們。

Two best friends against each other

兩個最好的朋友互相對立

for the prize of who eats the most.

爭奪誰吃得最多的獎項。

Patrick versus SpongeBob.

帕特里克對陣海綿寶寶。

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Hmm. Bananas, cherries, boring.

嗯。香蕉，櫻桃，無聊。

Ah, here we go, onions. Ready, Gary.

啊，我們來了，洋蔥。準備好了，加里。

Meow.

喵喵。

[violin playing]

[小提琴演奏]

[violin playing] [crying]

[小提琴演奏] [哭泣]

Just one more thing. pea... nuts.

還有一件事。豌豆...堅果。

Gary, our peanuts jar is totally empty.

加里，我們的花生罐已經完全空了。

[belching]

[打嗝聲]

Hmm. Wait.

嗯。等等。

I know one other place we can find peanuts.

我知道還有一個地方我們可以找到花生。

Good thing I still have these peanut plants growing

好在我還有這些花生植物在生長

in the windowsill.

在窗臺上。

[buzzing]

[嗡嗡聲]

A little texture never hurt. There we go.

有一點質感總是好的。我們走吧。

This sundae's gonna taste great.

這個聖代的味道會很好。

Aren't you going to help me, Gary?

你不打算幫我嗎，加里？

Gary? Oh, well, more for me.

加里？哦，好吧，對我來說更多。

[sighing]

[嘆氣]

But wait, Patrick Star is on the move,

但是，等等，帕特里克-斯塔在行動。

and patties are starting to disappear.

和餈粑開始消失。

Look at that little sea star eat.

看看那個小海星的吃相。

He's inching closer to McNulty,

他正一步步靠近麥克努蒂。

and it looks like McNulty can feel the heat.

而且看起來麥克努爾蒂能夠感受到熱量。

Never has there been a more prodigious display

從未出現過如此驚人的展示

of competitive eating! [toilet flushing]

競爭性的飲食![廁所沖水]

The amount of patties being consumed is astounding.

被消費的餈粑數量令人震驚。

[dinging]

[叮叮噹噹]

And now, yes, yes.

而現在，是的，是的。

Patrick Star has matched Oswald McNulty,

帕特里克-斯塔與奧斯瓦爾德-麥克努蒂相匹配。

and they are tied as they come into the homestretch.

他們在進入最後階段時被追平。

Both eaters are now so full they can barely eat,

兩個吃貨現在都吃得很飽，幾乎吃不下。

but eat they do. Moving so slowly now.

但他們確實在吃。現在行動如此緩慢。

One can't help but wonder if they are going to hit

人們不禁要問，他們是否要打

the patty wall at some point.

在某個時間點上的餈粑牆。

And- and both eaters have stopped!

而且------兩個吃貨都停了下來!

With only seconds left, we are tied in patties eaten,

只剩下幾秒鐘了，我們在吃的餡餅方面打成了平手。

and neither one seems to have the room to go on.

而兩個人似乎都沒有空間繼續下去。

Oh! What's this?

哦！這是什麼？

And down goes McNulty! Down goes McNulty!

麥納提倒下了！麥克努蒂倒下了！

It looks like we have a tie!

看來我們打成了平手！"。

It's over, SpongeBob. I can't go on.

結束了，海綿寶寶。我不能再繼續了。

The taste, Patrick, remember the taste.

這個味道，帕特里克，記住這個味道。

The taste.

味道。

What's this?

這是什麼？

Patrick Star has risen from his seat,

帕特里克-斯塔已經從他的座位上站了起來。

and is pointing to centerfield. No, wait.

並指著中場。不，等等。

He's pointing to a wittle boy with a hurt foot.

他正指著一個腳受傷的小男孩。

Ladies and gentlemen, he's pointing to his mouth

女士們，先生們，他正指著自己的嘴巴

as if to indicate something.

彷彿是為了表示什麼。

Here you go, champ. You can have mine.

給你，冠軍。你可以擁有我的。

[cheering]

[歡呼聲]

And he's eating. He's eating!

而且他在吃東西。他在吃東西!

The great Starfino is eating! Patrick Star wins!

偉大的斯塔菲諾在吃東西！？帕特里克-斯達克獲勝!

The belt is back at Bikini Bottom!

皮帶又回到了比基尼海灘!

The belt is back at Bikini Bottom.

皮帶又回到了比基尼海灘。

We have our winner, Patrick Star.

我們有了我們的贏家，帕特里克-斯塔。

Congratulations, Starfino.

恭喜你，斯達菲諾。

So, are you going to defend the belt next year?

那麼，你明年是否打算捍衛腰帶？

No. This thing doesn't even fit.

不，這東西根本不適合。

Ow! My other foot.

嗷!我的另一隻腳。