Name: 惱人的橙色--經典的聖誕故事! (Annoying Orange - Classic Christmas Stories!)
Uploaded: 2022-12-26T18:55:32.000Z
Duration: 11 min 22 s

Hey, thanks you guys, I try merry christmas, everyone you hear that.

嘿，謝謝你們，我嘗試了聖誕快樂，大家都聽到了。

這是正確的，等待，等待，等待，等待。

I thought it was, gets its wings every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings.

我以為是，每當鐘聲響起，天使就會得到它的翅膀。

Oh no, that sounds awfully pleasant by comparison.

哦，不，相比之下，這聽起來非常令人愉快。

但來到這裡，你應該看看這個。

Oh my God, Yeah, you do not want to be an angel food cake around Christmas time.

哦，我的上帝，是的，你不希望在聖誕節前後成為一個天使食品蛋糕。

It's a bloodbath out there, I'll buckle up because the clock tower is about to strike 12.

外面是一場血戰，我會繫好安全帶，因為鐘樓即將敲響12點。

Ah, I don't understand why this is happening.

啊，我不明白為什麼會發生這種情況。

Excuse me coming through folks, would you knock that off?

請原諒我的到來，你們能不能把它關掉？

Hey, bicyclists have a right to the road to you.

嘿，騎自行車的人有權利在路上對你。

Well, merry christmas to you too guys, we need to stop these bells from ringing.

好吧，也祝你們聖誕快樂，我們需要阻止這些鐘聲的響起。

Hey, did I hear someone call for bell delivery?

嘿，我是不是聽到有人叫送鈴？

So just to be clear, you do not want this crate full of 1000 bells.

所以我想說的是，你不想要這個裝滿1000個鈴鐺的箱子。

Alrighty then let me just take this back to the old Herbie, whoa, whoopsie!

好吧，那麼讓我把這個問題帶回老赫比，哇，嗚嗚嗚!

Innocent angel food cakes are getting maimed out there left and right.

無辜的天使食品蛋糕在外面越來越多地被殘害。

And on christmas seems like we could use a little holiday cheer.

而在聖誕節，似乎我們可以使用一點節日的歡樂。

是的，你知道嗎，這不是一個壞主意。

Orange, you're right, It's christmas and I should be looking at what's right in the world instead of focusing on everything.

橙子，你是對的，現在是聖誕節，我應該看看世界上有什麼是對的，而不是關注一切。

And in the spirit of christmas, the kitchen's third grade class has prepared a program.

在聖誕節的精神下，廚房的三年級班級準備了一個節目。

I think you'll all enjoy it, wow, come on, pear, get in the christmas spirit.

我想你們都會喜歡的，哇，來吧，梨子，融入聖誕精神吧。

How could you expect me to do that when angel food cake crumbs are literally obscuring the window glass.

你怎麼能指望我這樣做，當天使食品蛋糕的碎屑簡直遮住了窗戶玻璃。

That reminds me it's time to open a present.

這提醒了我，是時候打開一個禮物了。

I think I'm gonna go with the one that looks like a gigantic bell.

我想我要選那個看起來像個巨大的鈴鐺的。

I'm gonna go with this huge one over here.

那是一個偉大的充滿了1000個鐘聲。

Thanks guys, this will give me an excuse to use my new cork lift that.

謝謝你們，這將給我一個藉口來使用我的新軟木電梯。

I'm really bad at driving at christmas time, bobby bell.

我在聖誕節期間的駕駛能力真的很差，鮑比-貝爾。

Yeah, you're right pear christmas, carols are harder to write than I thought.

是的，你是對的，聖誕梨，頌歌比我想象的要難寫。

I just found out where our parents stashed all of our christmas presents.

我剛剛發現我們的父母把我們所有的聖誕禮物都藏在了哪裡。

You mean we can look at them before christmas morning.

你的意思是我們可以在聖誕節早上之前看一下它們。

Oh, I don't know, this feels wrong somehow.

哦，我不知道，這感覺不對，不知為什麼。

Why I'm the elf on the shelf, I sit up here observing you throughout the holiday season, then I report back to santa, whether you been naughty or nice, That's pretty cool, I guess a little bit creepy.

為什麼我是架子上的精靈，我坐在這裡觀察你的整個假期，然後我向聖誕老人報告，無論你是調皮還是善良，這很酷，我想有點令人毛骨悚然。

Usually when I do this, That two guys look at me, look at me.

通常當我這樣做時，那兩個人看著我，看著我。

So basically you're telling us that if we sneak a peek at our parents christmas gift for us, then santa won't bring us anything pretty much.

所以基本上你是在告訴我們，如果我們偷看了父母給我們的聖誕禮物，那麼聖誕老人就不會給我們帶來任何東西。

So basically what I'm hearing is we're under surveillance luke calm down.

所以基本上我聽到的是我們被監視了，盧克平靜下來。

這就是他們希望我們做的事情。

The man has us right where he wants us in his Orwellian technological corral.

這個人把我們帶到了他想要的地方，在他的奧威爾式技術畜欄裡。

I simply report directly back to santa about your behavior and I thank you for your vigilant around the clock supervision Mussolini attention kitchen, clear your mind of all thought crimes.

我只是直接向聖誕老人彙報你的行為，我感謝你全天候警惕地監督墨索里尼注意廚房，清除你頭腦中的所有思想犯罪。

The kool aid line starts here fall in sheep.

酷愛線從這裡開始落在羊身上。

為什麼沒有人告訴我這條線路。

趁早離開這裡吧，你這個傻瓜。

Put your tinfoil hat back on and go back to your tent.

把你的錫紙帽子戴上，回到你的帳篷裡去。

Obama's body double is currently serving as president.

奧巴馬的替身目前正擔任總統。

I'm just an innocent cheerful doll for Children on a holiday tradition.

我只是一個無辜的歡快的娃娃，為孩子們在節日的傳統。

Yeah, but when you really think about it.

You are kind of well, spying on us, Aren't you?

You're observing us at all times and reporting back to an authority about our actions.

你一直在觀察我們，並向一個權威機構報告我們的行動。

Santa is definitely going to be hearing about this.

No, no, I saw what you did yesterday at 3:26 p.m. At 3 26 PM.

不，不，我看到了你昨天下午3點26分所做的事，在下午3點26分。

Yesterday I was using the bathroom, rise up brethren.

昨天我在上廁所，起來吧，弟兄們。

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