What do we got on tap today?

我們今天有什麼節目？

Cole bought 100 asks what is your favorite movie and why?

科爾買了100個問，你最喜歡的電影是什麼，為什麼？

A movie question how timely?

一個電影問題多麼及時？

Just the other day my buddy got fired from his job at the movie theater.

就在前幾天，我的朋友被電影院的工作解僱了。

Wo really?

真的嗎？

Why's that?

這是為什麼呢？

He forgot to show up, nah, I'm just block busting your balls, Get your popcorn ready.

他忘了出現，不，我只是堵住了你的球，準備好你的爆米花。

Fruit lovers because I want to know what's the gym.

水果愛好者，因為我想知道什麼是健身房。

I shall begin.

我將開始。

My favorite movie of all time.

我最喜歡的電影。

Perhaps more correctly referred to as film is like Papua moose functions, la pampa Mahut.

也許更正確的說法是，電影就像巴布亞的麋鹿功能，la pampa Mahut。

Ha problemas functions.

哈問題功能。

Come on.

來吧。

You never heard of it.

你從未聽說過它。

It's a semi autobiographical student film I made back in art school.

這是我在藝術學校時拍攝的一部半自傳性質的學生電影。

Oh and when you know it, I haven't had a copy of it right here.

哦，當你知道的時候，我還沒有一個副本就在這裡了。

You care to watch it, nope.

你願意看嗎，不願意。

Not at all.

一點也不。

And play well what do you think?

而且玩得很好，你怎麼看？

Well it was definitely something, the one that burst into flame and died.

嗯，這絕對是一個東西，就是那個爆裂的火焰和死亡。

It was like 10 seconds long.

它就像10秒長。

Then why did it feel like 10 hours?

那為什麼感覺像10個小時呢？

Probably cause everything seems long when you're that short.

可能是因為當你那麼矮的時候，一切都顯得很漫長。

Whoa.

哇哦。

Well my favorite movies are nothing like grapefruits.

好吧，我最喜歡的電影和葡萄柚沒什麼兩樣。

I like him already.

我已經喜歡他了。

Orange.

橙色。

Yeah, I pretty much like all of the top grossing movies of all time.

是的，我幾乎喜歡所有最暢銷的電影。

Okay, so you're saying you like the movies that make the most money.

好吧，你是說你喜歡那些賺錢最多的電影。

Like avatar Avengers?

像阿凡達復仇者聯盟？

Endgame, Jurassic world.

末日之戰》，《侏羅紀世界》。

Oh um I think I misunderstood what grossing meant.

哦，嗯，我想我誤解了噁心的意思。

I like movies like Spider man Far from home and forest dump.

我喜歡《蜘蛛俠》《遠離家鄉》和《森林大拋售》等電影。

Oh my gosh.

哦，我的天啊。

Really?

真的嗎？

You've never seen Shrek the turd in depends and stay to pirates of the care of beans for dinner.

你從來沒有見過史萊克的糞便在取決於和留到海盜的照顧豆的晚餐。

Orange, lethal weapon.

橙色，致命的武器。

Poo orange that's the one.

Poo orange就是那個人。

Oh come on.

哦，來吧。

Okay.

好的。

Well many critics would say that the greatest film is Citizen Kane and I would have to agree.

許多評論家會說，最偉大的電影是《公民凱恩》，我不得不同意。

What?

什麼？

Why are you booing me?

你為什麼噓我？

Citizen Kane is one of the greatest boo boo boring choice.

公民凱恩》是最偉大的噓寒問暖的選擇之一。

It's not boring but the symbolism cinematography screw you guys marshy.

它並不無聊，但象徵性的電影攝影卻把你們弄得很糟。

What's your favorite movie?

你最喜歡的電影是什麼？

Movies with happy endings and titanic and Sophie's choice and marshmallow.

有快樂結局的電影、泰坦尼克號、蘇菲的選擇和棉花糖。

Requiem for a dream?

夢想的安魂曲？

Marshmallow.

棉花糖。

Yes.

是的。

Just out of curiosity.

只是出於好奇心。

Have you finished any of these movies?

你完成了這些電影中的任何一部嗎？

I usually fall asleep before the end.

我通常在結束前就會睡著。

Ah yeah no reason Gallipoli.

啊，是的，沒有理由加里波利。

Oh my gosh wait so is that it?

哦，我的天哪，等等，那是什麼？

Has everyone answered now.

現在大家都回答了嗎。

Little Apple hasn't gone yet but he's easy to overlook Orange.

小蘋果還沒有走，但他很容易被忽略掉，橙色。

So what's your favorite movie?

那麼你最喜歡的電影是什麼？

Little Apple.

小蘋果。

Well right now it's gotta be low bodily functions, bodily functions.

嗯，現在應該是身體機能低下，身體機能。

I've never heard of it.

我從來沒有聽說過它。

It just came out like two minutes ago I found it on Youtube.

就在兩分鐘前，我在Youtube上發現了它，它剛出來。

Apparently it's a spoof of grapefruit student film.

顯然，這是一部惡搞柚子的學生電影。

Should we watch it?

我們應該看嗎？

Yes.

是的。

No and play.

不和玩。

Yeah.

是的。

What a douche nation.

真是個蠢貨國家。

It's low bodily function bro.

這是身體機能低下的表現，兄弟。

My eyes.

我的眼睛。

The fart gas got right in my eyes bro.

屁氣直接進入了我的眼睛，兄弟。

Somebody order a but ter fly like it subscribe you wieners.

有人訂購了一個但特飛，就像它訂閱了你的wieners。

Yeah now that version was a real gas.

是的，現在那個版本是一個真正的氣體。

Oh very funny you have to be like four semesters of grad school to edit that film.

哦，非常有趣，你必須像研究所學生的四個學期來編輯那部電影。

That's kind of sad because apparently it took this Youtuber two minutes to edit his version.

這有點可悲，因為顯然這個Youtuber花了兩分鐘時間來編輯他的版本。

Seriously.

認真地說。

What do you edited on premiere?

你在Premiere上編輯了什麼？

Final cut.

最後切割。

A final but all right, that's it.

最後，但所有的權利，就是這樣。

This episode is over.

這一集已經結束。

Yeah, that was hilarious.

是的，這很搞笑。

Like fart scribe you wieners.

像放屁的抄寫員一樣，你們這些小人。

Yeah, I should finish movies more often.

是的，我應該更經常地完成電影。

No.

沒有。