in a day.

在一天之內。

(whimsical music)

(異想天開的音樂)

The first thing I do when I wake up is check my phone,

我醒來後做的第一件事就是查看我的手機。

check all my socials while I'm still in the bed.

當我還在床上的時候，檢查我所有的社交網站。

And then I go to the shower, I take a shower.

然後我去洗澡，我洗了個澡。

I can't start my day without brushing my teeth.

不刷牙我就無法開始我的一天。

That's a no-no.

這是不可以的。

So I brush all the germs away, put the mouthwash in,

所以我把所有的細菌都刷掉，把漱口水放進去。

spit the mouthwash out, then I proceed to look for food.

吐掉漱口水，然後我繼續尋找食物。

I don't have a refrigerator full of food.

我沒有一個裝滿食物的冰箱。

Not that I can't afford it,

不是說我負擔不起。

it's just I don't know how to grocery shop.

只是我不知道如何去買菜。

So I always eat out.

所以我總是在外面吃飯。

I go to an Uber Eats app and I look for me some breakfast.

我去了一個Uber Eats應用程序，我為我尋找一些早餐。

Usually I'm with my girl, she's vegan,

通常我和我的女孩在一起，她是素食主義者。

so I gotta find vegan food.

所以我必須找到素食。

So I just decided, you know,

所以我只是決定，你知道。

most of my mornings I'ma just be vegan.

我的大部分早晨都是吃素的。

Let's just say that I, we get separate foods.

這麼說吧，我，我們得到了單獨的食物。

I like to get me eggs, sausage, little bit of fruit,

我喜歡吃雞蛋、香腸和一點水果。

you know, bacon depending on how I'm feeling.

你知道，培根取決於我的感覺。

And then I might gimme some french toast or some pancakes.

然後我可能會給我一些法國吐司或一些煎餅。

I like my eggs scrambled.

我喜歡我的炒蛋。

I like the bacon to be crispy.

我喜歡培根是脆的。

I like the sausage to be patties.

我喜歡香腸是餅狀的。

Don't do links.

不要做鏈接。

We do patties. Okay?

我們做餡餅。好嗎？

Have the little brown on the edge,

邊緣有小褐色。

a little lighter in the middle just so you get that

中間稍微淺一點，這樣你就可以得到那個

that initial crunch when you bite it.

當你咬它的時候，那最初的脆響。

But then you get to the soft spot and then it's like,

但是，你到了軟肋的時候，就會覺得。

oh okay.

哦，好的。

I like my French toast with a little bit of cinnamon on it.

我喜歡我的法式吐司，上面有一點肉桂。

Butter on top.

黃油在上面。

Still got the piece of butter that ain't already melted

仍有那塊尚未融化的黃油

but some of it's melting so it's kind of just like

但有些是融化的，所以它有點像

trickling down at my (beep) you know what I'm saying?

涓涓細流在我的（嗶）你知道我在說什麼嗎？

And then you throw that syrup on top of it,

然後你把糖漿扔在上面。

take that first bite.

咬下第一口。

Coffee, I'm a, I don't know what happened to me

咖啡，我是一個，我不知道我發生了什麼事

over this past few years but like

在過去的幾年中，但像

I just recently turned 25, so I'm halfway to 50.

我最近剛滿25歲，所以我離50歲還有一半的時間。

I feel very, very old

我覺得自己非常、非常老

and I feel like as a grown man it's appropriate

我覺得作為一個成年男子，這是很合適的。

to start going to get coffee.

要開始去買咖啡。

I go gimme some Starbucks.

我去給我一些星巴克。

At Starbucks I like to order me a pumpkin cream, cold brew.

在星巴克，我喜歡給自己點一份南瓜奶油，冷飲。

That's my go-to.

這是我常用的方法。

I like the cold brew.

我喜歡冷飲。

If I'm really trying to be up, up,

如果我真的想做起來，就做起來。

I get me a nitro cold brew.

我得到了一個硝基冷飲。

A nitro cold brew sometimes gives me a headache

硝化甘油冷飲有時會讓我感到頭疼

if I drink it too fast or I drink it too much,

如果我喝得太快或喝得太多。

then I go get my girl a chai tea latte with oat milk.

然後我去給我的女孩買一杯加燕麥奶的柴茶拿鐵。

Make sure it's oat milk 'cause she's vegan

確保是燕麥奶，因為她是素食主義者

and she don't drink nothing from cows.

而且她不喝牛的東西。

Nothing from animals at all.

根本沒有來自動物的東西。

The snacks only come in really when I get high,

零食只有在我嗨起來的時候才會真正出現。

I get the munchies, and that's where I really mess up at

我喜歡吃零食，這是我真正搞砸的地方。

'cause I got a thing I don't know if you can see,

因為我有一個東西，不知道你能不能看到。

but like I got a little bit of adult acne

但像我有一點成人痤瘡

and it comes from me getting high, getting the munchies

它來自於我得到了高的，得到了零食。

and eating snacks and I eat sugars and then I get a pimple

和吃零食，我吃糖，然後我就長出了痘痘。

and then I pop the pimple and then I got a mark on my face.

然後我彈出痘痘，然後我的臉上就有了一個印記。

So it's like, you know, I gotta love and hate with snacks

所以這就像，你知道，我必須對零食又愛又恨。

but when I eat snacks I kind I,

但當我吃零食時，我那種我。

I try to stay healthy with it, you know,

我試圖用它來保持健康，你知道。

I go Nature Valley a granola bar, bananas.

我去自然谷（Nature Valley）的一個燕麥棒，香蕉。

Plums is my favorite.

李子是我的最愛。

It's a very slept on fruit.

它是一種非常容易上手的水果。

A little bit of jerky, beef jerky or something like that.

一點點肉乾，牛肉乾或類似的東西。

Just to kind of keep the protein aspect of it.

只是為了保持它的蛋白質方面。

Yeah, I, I, I eat lunch if I didn't eat breakfast.

是的，我，我，如果我沒有吃早餐，我就吃午餐。

I don't really know the difference between lunch and dinner

我真的不知道午餐和晚餐的區別

for real, for real.

真實的，真實的。

Like I get it, but it's just like if I eat lunch

就像我明白了，但這就像我吃午飯一樣

it'll probably be like Chick-fil-A sandwich.

它可能會像Chick-fil-A三明治一樣。

Like my favorite thing from Chick-fil-A is the

像我最喜歡的Chick-fil-A的東西是。

spicy chicken deluxe, everything on it.

辣子雞豪華版，一切都在上面。

And then Polynesian sauce, no other sauce.

然後是波利尼西亞醬，沒有其他醬。

We don't do Chick-fil-A sauce, we don't do ranch,

我們不做Chick-fil-A醬，我們不做牧場。

we don't do ketchup, we don't do none of that.

我們不做番茄醬，我們不做這些事。

We do Polynesian sauce.

我們做波利尼西亞醬。

Put it on a spicy chicken deluxe on the top

把它放在辣子雞豪華版的上面

make sure you twirl it around

一定要把它旋轉起來

so it get all over the sandwich

是以，它得到了所有的三明治

and then you might throw a little waffle fry on the top

然後你可能會在上面撒上一點華夫餅油炸物

just to add that little extra crunch.

只是為了增加一點額外的脆性。

You take that first bite.

你咬了第一口。

Got a favorite spot at dinner is Nobu,

晚餐時有一個最喜歡的地方是Nobu。

it's a lot of vegan options on there's, pretty bougie,

那裡有很多素食者的選擇，很有特色。

very, very upscale.

非常，非常高級，上等。

So I take her to Nobu, we get like, you know she get her

所以我帶她去Nobu，我們就像，你知道她得到她的

like little edame, what you call edamame

像小毛豆一樣，就是你們所說的毛豆

or something like that,

或類似的東西。

the little peas inside the green stuff

綠色的東西里面的小豆子

you know all the healthy stuff.

你知道所有健康的東西。

And they got the the yellow tail jalapeno

他們得到了黃尾巴的墨西哥辣椒。

but they make it with avocado,

但他們是用牛油果做的。

so, she eat the avocado one.

所以，她吃的是牛油果的。

I eat the one with the actual fish on it, you know,

我吃的是上面有真正的魚的那個，你知道。

gotta get creative when you dating a vegan.

當你和素食者約會時，必須要有創意。

Food that I'm always down for,

我一直都很喜歡的食物。

I like a good steak.

我喜歡吃好的牛排。

I like Wagyu steak, to be specific.

具體說來，我喜歡和牛牛排。

I like to have it already butterflied, already cut for me.

我喜歡已經為我切好的黃油嘴。

I'm a little amateur with it.

我對它有點外行。

I eat it medium well.

我吃的是中號的。

I don't really like to do, I don't like to see the blood.

我不太喜歡做，我不喜歡看到血。

I like to see a little bit of pink

我喜歡看到一點點的粉紅色

just to be a little bougie but I don't like to,

只是要有點小資情調，但我不喜歡這樣。

I be seeing people eat they stuff like medium rare

我看到人們把這些東西吃得像五分熟。

it's just brown on the outside and then inside

外表是棕色的，然後裡面是棕色的

it's like a live animal.

這就像一個活生生的動物。

I don't like to do that.

我不喜歡這樣做。

I can always go for some calamari.

我總是可以去吃一些魷魚。

It's like my, one of my favorite appetizers.

這就像我，我最喜歡的開胃菜之一。

Calamari with like marinara sauce is just one

魷魚與象牙塔醬只是一個

of those things that just, I just love it.

這些東西，只是，我只是喜歡它。

It's just, it's just good.

它只是，它只是很好。

It's nice and squishy when you bite it.

當你咬它的時候，它又好又軟。

It's a little bit of octopus, man.

這是一個小的章魚，男人。

If it's octopus watching this right now

如果現在是章魚在看這個的話

I don't mean no disrespect but like y'all taste good bro.

我沒有不敬的意思，但就像你們的味道很好的兄弟。

Y'all fire.

你們都火了。

I go to the dinner with the munchies,

我帶著大餐去參加晚宴。

you know it's nighttime, I like the vibe or whatever.

你知道現在是晚上，我喜歡這種氛圍或其他。

I'm catching my vibe. I catch the munchies.

我抓住了我的氛圍。我抓到了小菜一碟。

I go eat me some nice little yellow tail

我去吃一些漂亮的小黃尾巴

with the crispy tuna rice, sushi, shrimp tempura.

與脆皮金槍魚飯、壽司、天婦羅蝦。

You know, I get all of that and then I'm like damn,

你知道，我得到了所有這些，然後我就覺得該死。

I still got room left.

我仍有餘地。

So I tell the server come here real quick.

是以，我告訴服務員，請他快點過來。

I'm like, you know what let me get one little nice

我想，你知道嗎，讓我得到一個小的漂亮的

creamy clean scoop of chocolate ice cream.

奶油般乾淨的一勺巧克力冰激凌。

Not the, not the regular Breyer's.

不是的，不是普通的佈雷耶的。

I'm talking about real bougie chocolate ice cream.

我說的是真正的小資巧克力冰激凌。

When you taste the rich chocolate is,

當你品嚐到豐富的巧克力是。

take that first bite, they got a little bit of

咬了第一口，他們就有了一點兒

mint on the side.

薄荷在旁邊。

The actual flower not just like mint in it.

實際的花不只是像薄荷在裡面。

They put the little flower right there

他們把小花放在那裡

so you can actually take a little piece of the mint

所以你實際上可以拿一小塊薄荷。

put it on a little chocolate bite, scoop it up.

把它放在一個小的巧克力口中，舀起來。

Good. I eat good man.

很好。我吃得很好的人。

My favorite meal that my mom makes actually

我最喜歡媽媽做的飯菜，其實

is called chicken spaghetti.

被稱為雞肉意大利麵條。

So, it's basically a different variation

是以，這基本上是一個不同的變體

from regular spaghetti.

從普通的意大利麵條。

No marinara sauce at all.

根本就沒有滷味醬。

It's cream of chicken with spaghetti noodles

這是奶油雞肉配意大利麵條

with tomatoes mixed in.

拌有西紅柿。

I can't give you the exact recipe

我不能給你確切的配方

because my mom will probably gimme a whooping.

因為我媽媽可能會給我一個大嘴巴。

Michigan is definitely not the best place for the food.

密歇根州絕對不是食物的最佳地點。

I'm from there.

我來自那裡。

I don't care if y'all get mad at me.

我不在乎你們是否對我生氣。

I really don't care.

我真的不在意。

I like Coney Islands in Michigan and get like hot dogs,

我喜歡密歇根州的科尼島，喜歡吃熱狗。

regular lunch food and stuff like that.

普通的午餐食品和類似的東西。

I went to New Orleans one time.

我有一次去了新奧爾良。

I only been there once.

我只去過那裡一次。

And that was the best food I ever had in my life.

那是我一生中吃過的最好的食物。

New Orleans, it feel like the lower you go in America

新奧爾良，感覺就像你在美國越走越低。

the better the food is.

食物越好。

New Orleans, I like the, the southern food.

新奧爾良，我喜歡，南方的食物。

I love Atlanta food as well.

我也喜歡亞特蘭大的食物。

For the most part you get good food from Atlanta,

在大多數情況下，你可以從亞特蘭大得到好的食物。

but I feel like Louisiana could probably got the best food

但我覺得路易斯安那州可能有最好的食物。

ever on earth right now.

現在在地球上的任何時候都是如此。

All right y'all it's ya' boy DDG man.

好了，你們都是我的朋友DDG的人。

Shout out to Harper's Bizarre for having me.

感謝Harper's Bizarre邀請我。

And this is what I eat within a day.

而這是我在一天之內吃的東西。

You go check out my album

你去看看我的專輯吧

"It's Not Me, It's You" out now on all platforms.

"不是我，是你 "現已在所有平臺發佈。

Go listen to it right now.

現在就去聽吧。

Appreciate y'all for having me.

感謝你們邀請我。