This gift is totally unexpected.

這份禮物完全出乎意料。

Everyone in the kitchen pitched in.

廚房裡的每個人都參與了進來。

We all think it's something you could really use, wow, it's a dentist chair.

我們都認為這是你真正可以使用的東西，哇，這是一張牙醫椅。

Have a seat Orange.

請坐吧，奧蘭治。

We're getting those teeth brushed today.

我們今天要去刷牙。

Alright, let's see those jumpers.

好吧，讓我們看看那些跳樓的人。

No, no get in the chair.

不，不坐到椅子上。

Orange.

橙色。

This is happening now.

這種情況現在正在發生。

They're all done.

他們都已經完成了。

I'll give you the new and improved orange on orange.

我給你的是新的和改進的橙色對橙色。

Give us a smile.

給我們一個微笑。

I told you this wasn't a bright idea.

我告訴過你這不是個好主意。

Shut your mouth already.

閉上你的嘴。

Okay, okay.

好的，好的。

Sorry toothpaste.

對不起，牙膏。

What did you do to him?

你對他做了什麼？

Well, first off I did what you asked.

好吧，首先我按照你的要求做了。

I whitened your friend's teeth and secondly, it's rude to just call me toothpaste.

我為你的朋友美白了牙齒，其次，只叫我牙膏是不禮貌的。

I'm a dentist.

我是一名牙醫。

Which means that I'm technically doctor toothpaste.

這意味著從技術上講，我是醫生牙膏。

Dr The doctor makes me a doctor more respect.

醫生讓我這個醫生更受尊重。

Please.

請。

Can you just you know like make his teeth less white.

你能不能讓他的牙齒不那麼白。

Mm And quick.

嗯，而且很快。

Orange isn't exactly known for keeping his mouth shut.

奧蘭治並不完全以守口如瓶而聞名。

Well, I kind of sort of performed an experimental procedure on your friend using industrial strength whitener combined with a military grade brush.

好吧，我算是對你的朋友進行了一次實驗性程序，使用工業強度的增白劑與軍用級別的刷子相結合。

Which is all legal by the way?

順便說一下，這都是合法的？

Yeah, be straight with us toothpaste.

是的，對我們的牙膏說實話。

Hey, hello.

嘿，你好。

It's dr toothpaste.

這是Dr牙膏。

Oh that never gets old.

哦，這永遠不會過時。

Alright look I can undo his teeth whitening.

好吧，看，我可以撤消他的牙齒美白。

But there's a problem.

但有一個問題。

Orange will have to open his mouth again for a prolonged period of time.

奧蘭治將不得不再次長時間地張嘴。

What you gotta do man.

你必須要做的事情，男人。

We just want our friend back to normal.

我們只是希望我們的朋友恢復正常。

All right.

好的。

If you have sunglasses, I suggest you put them on now check, check how's it going toothpaste?

如果你有太陽鏡，我建議你現在就戴上它，檢查，檢查牙膏怎麼樣了？

You're almost done.

你就快完成了。

I'm going as fast as I can.

我正以最快的速度前進。

Is it possible for a retina queen?

視網膜女王有可能嗎？

I think it's happening right now.

我認為它現在就在發生。

I'm nearly finished.

我已經快完成了。

I just need a few more greetings.

我只需要再問候幾句。

Earthling.

地球人。

Holy, What is that?

天哪，那是什麼？

An alien?

一個外星人？

Indeed.

的確如此。

We spotted a tremendous admittance of light from our distant galaxy and have come to investigate.

我們發現了來自我們遙遠的星系的巨大光亮，並已前來調查。

Has a new star been formed?

一個新的恆星已經形成了嗎？

No, it's just a friend.

不，這只是一個朋友。

Orange ma.

橙色的馬。

An organism is responsible for a beam of light.

一個生物體對一束光負責。

Registering over two billion kilowatts.

登記的電量超過20億千瓦。

Impossible.

不可能的。

See Orange, Sorry, this is a most remarkable find beam him up scotty, aye, aye captain, they're taking orange away.

看到橙色，對不起，這是一個最了不起的發現，把他抬起來斯科蒂，是的，是的隊長，他們要把橙色帶走。

Oh no.

哦，不。

Orange.

橙色。

Sorry guys, guess my smile is just too out of this world.

對不起，夥計們，我想我的笑容實在是太出眾了。

My alien.

我的外星人。

I well, that's what happens when you get all up in my grill.

好吧，這就是當你在我的烤肉架上大發雷霆的後果。

Whoa, it's working, wow, my teeth.

哇，它在工作，哇，我的牙齒。

Just lit those dudes up.

剛剛點燃了那些傢伙。

They're back to normal hooray.

他們已經恢復正常了，萬歲。

I got my old ugly teeth back.

我恢復了我以前的醜陋牙齒。

Well, toothpaste.

嗯，牙膏。

I guess we learned a valuable lesson.

我想我們學到了寶貴的一課。

Huh?

嗯？

Yes, we did dentist on doctors and should be refund to add No, the other lesson dude, don't use illegal untested substances on an unsuspecting patients teeth.

是的，我們在醫生身上做了牙醫，應該退款，以增加 不，另一個教訓是，不要在毫無戒心的病人牙齒上使用未經測試的非法物質。

Um yeah, that's what I was gonna say.

嗯，是的，這就是我想說的。

No teeth.

沒有牙齒。

Huh wow.

咦哇。

Poor guy.

可憐的傢伙。

He went totally dental.

他完全變成了牙醫。

I think I liked it more when he couldn't open his mouth agreed.

我想我更喜歡他不能張嘴同意的時候。

Got your teeth whitened too.

把你的牙齒也美白了。

So how did it go?

那麼，情況如何呢？

Pear?

梨？

Yeah, I didn't feel anything.

是的，我沒有任何感覺。

Yeah, felt kind of good, didn't it?

是的，感覺很好，不是嗎？

I feel funny.

我覺得很好笑。

Is this real life?

這是真實的生活嗎？

Yes, this is real life.

是的，這就是現實生活。

Okay now.

現在好了。

okay, now I I have two fingers.

好了，現在我我有兩個手指。

Actually, you don't have any fingers.

實際上，你沒有任何手指。

Orange, No fingers.

橙色，沒有手指。

Oh, it's okay.

哦，沒關係的。

It's okay.

沒關係的。

It's okay.

沒關係的。

You never had fingers?

你沒有過手指嗎？

I don't feel tired.

我不覺得累。

You don't uh did I get my teeth whitened?

你不呃我得到我的牙齒美白嗎？

Did I get my teeth whitened?

我的牙齒美白了嗎？

No, no, don't do that.

不，不，不要這樣做。

No, no, don't do that.

不，不，不要這樣做。

Why can't I do that?

為什麼我不能這樣做？

Because it could mess up the teeth whitening.

因為這可能會擾亂牙齒美白的效果。

You have four arms.

你有四條手臂。

Actually, I don't have any arms.

事實上，我沒有任何手臂。

Orange, no arms.

橙色，沒有手臂。

Orange, Orange, It's okay.

橘子，橘子，沒事的。

Orange.

橙色。

I never had arms in the first place.

我本來就沒有手臂。

I feel funny.

我覺得很好笑。

Why is this happening to me?

為什麼這種情況會發生在我身上？

It's okay.

沒關係的。

Orange, it's just from the medicine, Is this gonna be forever?

橙色，這只是從藥裡出來的，這將是永遠的嗎？

No, it won't be forever.

不，這不會是永遠。

Hey, hey pear, yes, Orange airbag.

嘿，嘿，梨子，是的，橙色安全氣囊。

Orange and pear here with another episode of now, a lot of our past how to videos have gone a little off the rails exploded off the rails, I'd say.

橙色和梨在這裡與另一集現在，我們過去的很多如何視頻已經有點走火入魔了，我想說的是，爆炸了的軌道。

And orange has promised me that this episode will answer the audience's question seriously and effectively, yep, let's just hope this week's question is about TNT.

而橙子已經答應我，這一集將認真有效地回答觀眾的問題，是的，我們只希望這周的問題是關於TNT的。

It's not this week, be a pie, wants to know how to brush your teeth.

不是這周，做個派，想知道怎麼刷牙。

Think you can handle that.

我想你能處理好這個問題。

Orange, wait, his name is be a pie.

橙子，等等，他的名字是一個餡餅。

His screen name.

他的網名。

Yeah, that's awesome.

是的，這很了不起。

I've always wanted to be a pie and this guy, he's living the dream.

我一直想成為一個餡餅，而這個人，他正在實現夢想。

This is exactly how episodes go off the rails.

這正是劇集走火入魔的原因。

Orange, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's just, man, that guy's up.

橙色，我很抱歉，我很抱歉，這只是，夥計，那傢伙的了。

I know he isn't at any rate.

我知道他不是在任何時候。

Step one, find a toothbrush you like step to get arms so you can actually use it.

第一步，找到一個你喜歡的牙刷，以獲得武器，以便你能真正使用它。

Hardy har har Step three.

哈迪-哈迪 第三步。

Use your toothbrush with a stick of TNT.

用你的牙刷和TNT棒。

What your dentist will be really disappointed if you do orange.

如果你做橙子，你的牙醫會非常失望的。

No one has ever confused those two things.

從來沒有人把這兩件事混淆。

It's an easy mistake to make pear.

這是一個容易犯的錯誤梨。

Oh really sure.

哦，真的很確定。

Earlier you thought he was a human but he turned out to be a pie.

早些時候，你認為他是一個人，但他變成了一個餡餅。

I did not think he was a pie.

我不認為他是一個派。

Well, he was so I guess you got fooled Orange.

好吧，他是，所以我想你被騙了，橙色。

Okay, if you'll excuse me, I have a very serious video to make as do I Pies for TNT.

好吧，如果你不介意的話，我有一個非常嚴肅的視頻要做，因為我為TNT做派。

Step one Orange.

第一步，橙色。

That is not what this video is about.

這不是這個視頻的內容。

It's what the people want pair, that's what they need.

這就是人民想要的對，這就是他們需要的。

This is not at all what people need.

這根本不是人們所需要的。

Well, maybe it's what pies need.

好吧，也許這正是餡餅所需要的。

It's very difficult to tell the differences between pies and people.

要區分餡餅和人的區別是非常困難的。

I've been told congratulations Orange.

有人告訴我，祝賀Orange。

You've derailed another How two episode.

你讓另一集How Two脫軌了。

Don't feel bad pair.

不要覺得這一對很糟糕。

Here, I baked you a pie orange.

在這裡，我給你烤了一個橘子派。

That pie has a fuse.

那個派有一個導火線。