Here we go.

在這裡，我們走了。

Happy birthday.

生日快樂。

I'm frosty the snowman.

我是冰冷的雪人。

Whoa.

哇哦。

Hey, frosty ice to meet you.

嘿，冰凍三尺非一日之寒，見到你很高興。

Good one little buddy.

好樣的，小夥伴。

Hey, frosty.

嘿，弗洛斯蒂。

What's a snowman's favorite lunch?

雪人最喜歡的午餐是什麼？

Well that kind of like ice burger.

嗯，這有點像冰漢堡。

Yeah, that's pretty funny.

是的，這很有趣。

Hey, what do you call a snowman party?

嘿，你怎麼稱呼雪人派對？

Okay, enough friend snowball.

好了，足夠的朋友雪球。

Okay, that's enough.

好了，這就夠了。

No more stupid jokes, jeez.

不要再講愚蠢的笑話了，天哪。

You don't have to give me the cold shoulder.

你不必對我冷眼相待。

That's it.

就這樣了。

Frost has had enough of you.

弗羅斯特已經受夠了你。

Hey, hey, frosty snowmobile, snowball.

嘿，嘿，結霜的雪車，雪球。

Whoa.

哇哦。

Hey, where did Frosty go talk about a flaky guy?

嘿，弗羅斯特去哪裡談一個片面的傢伙？

Yeah.

是的。

See hey everybody hey pair.

看，嘿，大家嘿對。

Oh no.

哦，不。

Orange Simon didn't say wilder dash.

橙色的西蒙沒有說更狂野的衝刺。

You're right.

你是對的。

Did not pass.

沒有通過。

Go.

走吧。

Do not collect $200.

不要收取200美元。

Um, What the heck are you guys playing?

嗯，你們到底在玩什麼？

No idea.

不知道。

But it sure is fun.

但這確實很有趣。

You sank my battleship go fish Jumanji.

你把我的戰艦弄沉了，去釣朱曼吉吧。

Good game everybody.

大家玩得不錯。

Where have you been?

你去哪裡了？

All evening pair.

整個晚上對。

Oh, I was studying for that science test tomorrow.

哦，我在為明天的科學考試學習。

Wait, there's a science test.

等等，有一個科學測試。

Didn't even study.

甚至沒有學習。

That's okay.

那也沒關係。

I'm smart.

我很聰明。

Oh my gosh, I was having so much fun.

哦，我的天哪，我有這麼多的樂趣。

I totally forgot.

我完全忘記了。

Well, you know what this means, don't you?

嗯，你知道這意味著什麼，不是嗎？

You're all gonna have to pull an all nighter studying.

你們都要通宵達旦地學習。

That's it.

就這樣了。

No, no, no, no, no.

不，不，不，不，不，不。

We need to make sure tomorrow is a snow day.

我們需要確保明天是一個下雪天。

Oh my gosh.

哦，我的天啊。

Okay.

好的。

So in order to build a snow machine, we're gonna need a screwdriver.

是以，為了建造一臺造雪機，我們將需要一把螺絲刀。

Check a wrench check in 15 years of experience in the field of mechanical engineering.

在15年的機械工程領域的經驗中，檢查一個扳手檢查。

Let's go see what I got in the back guys, give it a rest.

讓我們去看看我在後面得到了什麼，夥計們，讓它休息一下。

Look at the forecast.

看一下預測。

There's literally a 0% chance of snow tomorrow.

明天下雪的可能性簡直是0%。

Zero.

零。

So you're saying there's a chance.

所以你是說有一個機會。

Zero chance there, You said it again.

沒有機會了，你又說了。

You said there weren't chance.

你說沒有機會。

Ah snow, no Limburger, what are you doing?

啊，雪，沒有林伯格，你在做什麼？

I'm trying to manifest snow into reality by staying in a bunch.

我正試圖通過呆在一群人中把雪體現在現實中。

Does that actually work?

這真的有用嗎？

I mean it worked when I screamed, I wanted a pony for my birthday for 14 hours straight.

我的意思是，當我連續14個小時尖叫，我想要一匹小馬作為我的生日禮物時，它起了作用。

Hey old Limburger, maybe you could try manifest in a shower.

嘿，老林伯格，也許你可以試試在淋浴時的表現。

People been talking, I've told you a million times you guys, I'm allergic to soap.

人們一直在談論，我已經告訴你們一百萬次了，我對肥皂過敏。

Well is there soap nearby?

那麼附近有肥皂嗎？

No it's just that I'm also allergic to Nerds.

不，這只是我也對書呆子過敏。

Oh my gosh!

哦，我的天哪！我的天哪

What the heck are you doing grapefruit.

你到底在做什麼柚子。

Nothing much.

沒有什麼。

Just do what I can to exacerbate climate change grapefruit.

只是盡我所能，加劇氣候變化的柚子。

What?

什麼？

What?

什麼？

I need the climate to change drastically preferably before 10 30 tomorrow morning.

我需要氣候發生急劇變化，最好是在明天上午10點半之前。

Has everyone gone crazy instead of trying to control the weather?

大家都瘋了嗎，而不是試圖控制天氣？

Why not try you know studying, studying like I got time for that.

為什麼不嘗試你知道的學習，學習就像我有時間那樣。

I'm way too busy studying up on traditional snow dances, whatever you guys waste your evening.

我正忙著研究傳統的雪舞，不管你們如何浪費你們的夜晚。

I'll be in my room reviewing flashcards.

我將在我的房間裡複習閃卡。

Oh and we're the ones wasting our evening.

哦，我們才是在浪費我們的夜晚。

Yeesh, don't be so sensitive pair.

呀，別這麼敏感了對。

Yeah.

是的。

Snowflake orange.

雪花橙。

I am not being a snowflake.

我不是在做雪中送炭。

I'm just being realistic about no snowflake, huh?

我只是在現實中沒有雪花，是嗎？

It's up to a 1% chance, keep doing whatever you're doing everyone, it's working guys chill out.

這是最多1%的機會，繼續做你們正在做的事情，這很有效，夥計們，冷靜點。

It's one snowflake.

這是一片雪花。

Okay, so it's a few snowflakes and it's just a few 100 snowflakes, keep it up.

好的，所以是幾片雪花，而且只是幾百片雪花，繼續保持。

Everyone I'm manifesting snow as hard as I can.

每個人我都在儘可能努力地表現出雪。

I'm spraying aerosol as hard as I can out of a can of aerosol.

我正在用氣霧劑的罐子拼命地噴灑氣霧劑。

I'm downloading mechanical engineering knowledge directly to my brain as fast as I can and I'm studying as hard as I can.

我正以最快的速度將機械工程知識直接下載到我的大腦中，我正儘可能地努力學習。

Snow dances.

雪舞。

That is not science.

這不是科學。

I would never wait everyone.

我永遠不會等待大家。

I just had an idea.

我只是有一個想法。

So brilliant.

如此輝煌。

It's borderline idiotic.

這是個近乎白痴的做法。

I can't wait to see which side of the border line it falls.

我迫不及待地想看看它屬於邊界線的哪一邊。

If we all jump at the same time we could knock the earth farther from the sun and if the earth is farther from the sun the colder the earth will be.

如果我們都同時跳下去，我們可以把地球撞得離太陽更遠，如果地球離太陽越遠，地球就越冷。

Oh my God see this is why you should all be studying science right now guys.

哦，我的上帝，這就是為什麼你們現在都應該學習科學，夥計們。

This is ridiculous.

這是很荒謬的。

It's only ridiculous if it doesn't work.

如果不成功，那才是可笑的。

Jump everyone I'm getting tired, don't stop now.

大家跳吧，我快累死了，現在不要停。

It's working, it's working.

它在工作，它在工作。

Hey you guys better wake up it's almost time for school.

嘿，你們最好醒醒，快到上學時間了。

What school's canceled bro.

什麼學校被取消了，兄弟。

We made a snow day happened remember?

我們發生了一個下雪天，記得嗎？

Yes you made a snow day happen but that wasn't last night that was two nights ago we'll come again on Tuesday night you guys stayed up late trying to make it snow heck yeah we did and it worked, its like crazy.

是的，你讓下雪天發生了，但那不是昨晚，那是兩個晚上前，我們會在星期二晚上再來一次，你們熬夜試圖讓它下雪，嘿嘿，是的，我們做到了，它成功了，它就像瘋了一樣。

Yes which is why school was canceled on Wednesday but it's now thursday and the roads are plowed what the you tell me we got a snow day but we slept through it.

是的，這就是為什麼學校在週三被取消了，但現在是週四，道路被剷除了，你告訴我我們有一個下雪天，但我們睡過了。

I was pretty exhausted from all that jumping Anyway.

反正我跳了那麼久，已經很累了。

Hope you guys managed to study in your sleep because not only do we have to take the science test today but it's also math quiz thursday.

希望你們能在睡夢中學習，因為我們不僅要參加今天的科學考試，而且週四也是數學測驗。

I hate math quiz Thursdays, I hate math quiz.

我討厭星期四的數學測驗，我討厭數學測驗。

Every day's there's the bus.

每天都有巴士。

Well folks seems like there's only one thing left to do exactly get on the bus and accept that procrastination doesn't jump what the jump don't be ridiculous Attention to to 1% amounts of snow.

好吧，夥計們，似乎只剩下一件事要做了，那就是確切地坐上公車，接受拖延症不跳什麼跳不要荒謬地注意到1%的雪量。

And also because the Earth has apparently been knocked off its orbit around the Sun.

而且還因為地球顯然已經被撞離了圍繞太陽的軌道。

School today is canceled.

今天的學校被取消了。

This calls for a celebratory can of aerosol.

這需要一罐慶祝性的氣霧劑。

My eyes nothing like cozying up next to a stove burner on a cold winter's day agreed it feels like home all the range.

我的眼睛沒有什麼比在寒冷的冬日裡舒適地坐在爐子旁邊，同意它像家一樣的所有範圍。

Wait what's that tapping?

等等，那是什麼敲擊聲？

It's gone from the window.

它從窗口消失了。

Look yo I'm freezing out here.

你看，我在外面都快凍僵了。

Can I chew with you guys.

我可以和你們一起咀嚼嗎。

You're an icicle dude, you're supposed to be cold but I want to be warm but you can't be warm.

你是一個冰柱老兄，你應該是冷的，但我想是溫暖的，但你不能是溫暖的。

Your unicycle me.

你的獨輪車我。

Well pair it is a freeze country.

嗯對是一個凍結的國家。

What like you guys never saw that coming.

你們怎麼就沒有看到這一點呢。

So this is what being warm is like me likey not for long, you won't my whole life's been pretty cold.

所以這就是溫暖的感覺，我喜歡，但不會太久，我的一生都很冷。

So today I woke up looked in the mirror and asked myself what's the point Exactly, lousy weather living in the gutter it's awful and worst of all I've got to hang with my relatives all the time are you eating?

所以今天我醒來後看著鏡子問自己，到底有什麼意義，糟糕的天氣，生活在陰溝裡，太糟糕了，最糟糕的是我得一直和我的親戚在一起，你吃了嗎？

You never call.

你從不打電話。

When are you gonna find a nice girl and settle down?

你什麼時候才能找到一個好女孩並安定下來？

So trust me being indoors is absolute paradise.

所以相信我，在室內絕對是天堂。

What's the matter?

怎麼了？

My, I just dripped down my face boy.

我的，我剛剛滴下了我的臉男孩。

You think must get back outside, Take it up.

你認為必須回到外面去，把它拿起來。

two weeks would be nice.

兩個星期就好了。

Sure thing.

當然了。

Icicle.

冰川。

I'll give you a hand.

我幫你一把。

Thank you.

謝謝你。

I appreciate your help.

我感謝你的幫助。

No hand, huh?

沒有手，嗯？

It'll be okay.

會好起來的。

Everyone just kettle down dude, he's boiling.

每個人都把水壺放下，他在沸騰。

Look, he's a really good whistler.

看，他是一個非常好的口哨手。

Okay, cooling down.

好了，降溫了。

See this is exactly why I didn't want him inside.

看，這正是我不想讓他進去的原因。

He should have known better.

他應該更清楚。

Yeah, that guy's a real drip.

是的，那傢伙是一個真正的滴水不漏。

Oh I'm gonna fall, it's too high, it's too, I'm boiling again.

哦，我要掉下去了，太高了，太，我又沸騰了。

Poor dude's caught in a vicious ice cycle.

可憐的傢伙陷入了一個惡性的冰循環。

Okay I know that was a stretch, I'm sorry.

好吧，我知道那是一個延伸，我很抱歉。

Oh we gotta stop this, Open the window, open the window, I'm on it.

哦，我們必須停止這一切，打開窗戶，打開窗戶，我正在做。

Icicle.

冰柱。

You're on it.

你就可以了。

How are you gonna open the window with?

你打算用什麼方法打開窗戶？

No, it's working guys, I owe you consider it a favor freeze of charge.

不，它在工作，我欠你們一個人情，免費的。

I can't stop.

我無法停止。

Is it just me or is it a little cold in here dude?

是我的問題還是這裡有點冷？

Are you serious?

你是認真的嗎？

It's just really cool.

這真是太酷了。

Your unicycle, you're supposed to be cold.

你的獨輪車，你應該是冷的。

Stop it, You better lay off him.

別說了，你最好離他遠點。

Pear.

梨子。

Poor guy's about to snap.

可憐的傢伙就要崩潰了。

Here we go again.

我們又來了。

No, he's about to snap.

不，他馬上就要崩潰了。

Whoa!

哇!

Talk about an ice cream headache.

說到冰激凌的頭疼。

Hey bear.

嘿，小熊。

Hey, yeah.

嘿，是的。

Hey, I'm answering you.

嘿，我在回答你的問題。

What do you want?

你想要什麼？

Why are you wearing that wig?

你為什麼戴著那頂假髮？

What?

什麼？

What is it?

它是什麼？

Why are you wearing that crown?

你為什麼戴著那頂皇冠？

And what are you doing with that carrot?

你拿著那根胡蘿蔔做什麼？

Do you want a belt?

你想要一條皮帶嗎？

Did you just, did you just stick a carrot out of my face using superglue?

你剛才，你剛才用超級膠水把胡蘿蔔從我臉上粘出來了嗎？

Yeah, it's not super glue on your nose.

是的，這不是超級膠水在你的鼻子上。

I swear it's not, You need to chill out because today the audience wants to know how to make a snowman.

我發誓這不是，你需要冷靜下來，因為今天觀眾想知道如何做一個雪人。

Well that's easy.

嗯，這很容易。

Step one.

第一步。

Wait for it to snow.

等著下雪吧。

I'm gonna stop you right there pair.

我將在這裡阻止你，一對。

I wanna build a snowman now.

我現在想堆一個雪人。

Well there's no snow on the ground so you can't build a snowman.

嗯，地上沒有雪，所以你不能堆雪人。

Oh yeah.

哦，是的。

Well then what do you call this?

那麼你怎麼稱呼這個呢？

I guess I'd call that a dirt man.

我想我可以稱其為一個土人。

Do you want to build a dirt?

你想建一個泥土嗎？

Okay, I guess you're right.

好吧，我想你是對的。

The whole dirt man idea fell a little flat finally, so back to step one, you have to wait for it to snow And I just do our snow dance.

整個土人的想法終於有點平淡了，所以回到第一步，你必須等待下雪，而我只是做我們的雪舞。

What I want 234.

我想要什麼 234.

I can't even believe it.

我甚至不能相信這一點。

The snow dance is actually working.

雪舞實際上正在發揮作用。

Hey.

嘿。

Yeah, yeah, I knew it would.

是的，是的，我知道會這樣。

Snow dances are real, but Oh well this actually takes us to step to make a snowball.

雪舞是真實的，但哦，這實際上是把我們帶到了一個雪球的步驟。

53,000 steps ahead of you pair.

53,000步領先於你對。

Now who do I throw them at?

現在我該把它們扔給誰呢？

Let me at him.

讓我在他。

No, do not throw those at anyone orange.

不，不要把這些東西扔給任何一個橙子。

Just take one snowball and start rolling it across the ground.

只要拿一個雪球，開始在地上滾動。

But it's getting good.

但它正在變得很好。

Now then step three, once he broke three huge snowballs, stack them on top of each other.

現在然後第三步，一旦他打破了三個巨大的雪球，就把它們疊在一起。

What's that good looking snowman you got there?

你的那個好看的雪人是什麼？

Orange?

橙色？

Yeah, yeah, it's so good.

是的，是的，它是如此的好。

I can barely stomach it and that brings us finally to step four, add all the extras to the snowman are charcoal eyes.

我幾乎吃不消，這讓我們終於到了第四步，給雪人添加所有額外的東西都是木炭眼睛。

A TNT knows a scarf and wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

一個TNT知道一個圍巾和等待，等待，等待，等待，等待，等待，等待。

Did you say a TNT knows have some bad news?

你說一個TNT知道有一些壞消息嗎？

There's no TNT anywhere.

哪裡都沒有TNT。

Oh, darn what horrible news.

哦，該死的，多麼可怕的消息。

But don't worry.

但不要擔心。

Me and my buddies know a TNT dance.

我和我的夥伴們會跳TNT舞。

A TNT dance.

一個TNT舞蹈。

1234.

1234.

Well here goes nothing.

好了，現在什麼都沒有了。

Oh, nice air pear.

哦，漂亮的空氣梨。

That was so cool.

這真是太酷了。

Slutty impresses you.

放蕩的人給你留下了深刻印象。

Does it passion?

它是否有激情？

Well, feast your eyes on this.

好吧，讓你的眼睛看看這個。

No hands.

沒有手。

Oh my gosh, it's a sensation akin and that's why they call me the sled hammer.

哦，我的天哪，這是一種類似的感覺，這就是為什麼他們叫我雪橇錘子。

Are you gonna go with no hands?

你要去的時候沒有手嗎？

Orange, nope, I'm gonna do something even cooler.

橙色，不，我要做更酷的事。

Flash.

閃光。

Oh no, no bars, no good.

哦，不，沒有酒吧，不好。

Whoa!

哇!

Orange really ate it nonsense.

橙子真的吃了它的胡言亂語。

It looks like he's having a ball.

看上去他很開心。

They see me rolling.

他們看到我在打滾。

They hating.

他們憎恨。

Yeah, he's not.

是的，他不在。

Oh well, sure it can't get any worse.

哦，好吧，肯定不會有更糟糕的事情發生。

Thanks for doing this family photo.

謝謝你做這個家庭照片。

Everybody now that we're arranged shortest to tallest.

大家現在我們從最矮的到最高的排列。

Everybody say these guys are real pine in my side, traffic is the worst.

大家都說這些人是我身邊真正的松樹，交通是最糟糕的。

Looks like I've got a crush on you.

看來我對你有好感了。

Nice.

不錯。

Thanks mysterious juggernaut snowball and with enough effort and hard work someday you guys could be just like me.