Name: 惱人的橙子--雪人超級短片! (Annoying Orange - Snowman Supercut!)
Uploaded: 2022-12-06T18:21:09.000Z
Duration: 15 min 36 s

嘿，冰凍三尺非一日之寒，見到你很高興。

不要再講愚蠢的笑話了，天哪。

You don't have to give me the cold shoulder.

Hey, where did Frosty go talk about a flaky guy?

嘿，弗羅斯特去哪裡談一個片面的傢伙？

橙色的西蒙沒有說更狂野的衝刺。

你把我的戰艦弄沉了，去釣朱曼吉吧。

Oh, I was studying for that science test tomorrow.

哦，我在為明天的科學考試學習。

哦，我的天哪，我有這麼多的樂趣。

Well, you know what this means, don't you?

嗯，你知道這意味著什麼，不是嗎？

You're all gonna have to pull an all nighter studying.

We need to make sure tomorrow is a snow day.

我們需要確保明天是一個下雪天。

So in order to build a snow machine, we're gonna need a screwdriver.

是以，為了建造一臺造雪機，我們將需要一把螺絲刀。

Check a wrench check in 15 years of experience in the field of mechanical engineering.

在15年的機械工程領域的經驗中，檢查一個扳手檢查。

Let's go see what I got in the back guys, give it a rest.

讓我們去看看我在後面得到了什麼，夥計們，讓它休息一下。

There's literally a 0% chance of snow tomorrow.

Ah snow, no Limburger, what are you doing?

啊，雪，沒有林伯格，你在做什麼？

I'm trying to manifest snow into reality by staying in a bunch.

我正試圖通過呆在一群人中把雪體現在現實中。

I mean it worked when I screamed, I wanted a pony for my birthday for 14 hours straight.

我的意思是，當我連續14個小時尖叫，我想要一匹小馬作為我的生日禮物時，它起了作用。

Hey old Limburger, maybe you could try manifest in a shower.

嘿，老林伯格，也許你可以試試在淋浴時的表現。

People been talking, I've told you a million times you guys, I'm allergic to soap.

人們一直在談論，我已經告訴你們一百萬次了，我對肥皂過敏。

No it's just that I'm also allergic to Nerds.

不，這只是我也對書呆子過敏。

Just do what I can to exacerbate climate change grapefruit.

只是盡我所能，加劇氣候變化的柚子。

I need the climate to change drastically preferably before 10 30 tomorrow morning.

我需要氣候發生急劇變化，最好是在明天上午10點半之前。

Has everyone gone crazy instead of trying to control the weather?

大家都瘋了嗎，而不是試圖控制天氣？

Why not try you know studying, studying like I got time for that.

為什麼不嘗試你知道的學習，學習就像我有時間那樣。

I'm way too busy studying up on traditional snow dances, whatever you guys waste your evening.

我正忙著研究傳統的雪舞，不管你們如何浪費你們的夜晚。

Oh and we're the ones wasting our evening.

哦，我們才是在浪費我們的夜晚。

I'm just being realistic about no snowflake, huh?

我只是在現實中沒有雪花，是嗎？

It's up to a 1% chance, keep doing whatever you're doing everyone, it's working guys chill out.

這是最多1%的機會，繼續做你們正在做的事情，這很有效，夥計們，冷靜點。

Okay, so it's a few snowflakes and it's just a few 100 snowflakes, keep it up.

好的，所以是幾片雪花，而且只是幾百片雪花，繼續保持。

Everyone I'm manifesting snow as hard as I can.

每個人我都在儘可能努力地表現出雪。

I'm spraying aerosol as hard as I can out of a can of aerosol.

我正在用氣霧劑的罐子拼命地噴灑氣霧劑。

I'm downloading mechanical engineering knowledge directly to my brain as fast as I can and I'm studying as hard as I can.

我正以最快的速度將機械工程知識直接下載到我的大腦中，我正儘可能地努力學習。

I can't wait to see which side of the border line it falls.

我迫不及待地想看看它屬於邊界線的哪一邊。

If we all jump at the same time we could knock the earth farther from the sun and if the earth is farther from the sun the colder the earth will be.

如果我們都同時跳下去，我們可以把地球撞得離太陽更遠，如果地球離太陽越遠，地球就越冷。

Oh my God see this is why you should all be studying science right now guys.

哦，我的上帝，這就是為什麼你們現在都應該學習科學，夥計們。

字幕列表影片播放

惱人的橙子--雪人超級短片! (Annoying Orange - Snowman Supercut!)

ridiculous

procrastination

manifest

climate