What do you want?

你想要什麼？

I'm right here, carrot.

我就在這裡，胡蘿蔔。

Meet my parents.

認識我的父母。

His name is Garrett.

他的名字叫加勒特。

His name is Garrett.

他的名字叫加勒特。

Oh you gotta be kidding me.

哦，你一定是在跟我開玩笑。

Hey Garrett looks like carrot, can hardly bear it.

嘿，加勒特看起來像胡蘿蔔，難以忍受。

Ah share it, share it.

啊，分享它，分享它。

Blare it wear it, scare it.

咆哮吧，穿著吧，嚇唬吧。

Barrett, wonder, merit, share it, scare it.

巴雷特，奇蹟，優點，分享它，驚嚇它。

Barrett.

巴雷特。

Okay, we get it.

好吧，我們明白了。

You learned how to rhyme, Carrots, right?

你學會了如何押韻，胡蘿蔔，對嗎？

Garrett, we should rhyme some other time.

加勒特，我們應該在其他時間押韻。

Some other time.

改天吧。

Hey, Garret, stop copying me, Stop copying me.

嘿，加雷特，別抄襲我，別抄襲我。

No, stop copying me, Stop copying me.

不，不要抄襲我，不要抄襲我。

What is happening right now?

現在正在發生什麼？

Rock?

岩石？

Hey hey Karen, Hey Karen, hey what have you ever considered getting a ferret?

嘿嘿，凱倫，嘿嘿，你有沒有考慮過養一隻白鼬？

What does that even?

那又是什麼呢？

You could name him Jared, Jared the ferret Jared the ferret.

你可以給他取名賈裡德，白鼬賈裡德，白鼬賈裡德。

Really bucket rock it sock it, dock it, lock it.

真正意義上的桶裝水搖滾它，扣押它，鎖定它。

Walk it, Polly pocket pocket rocket.

走吧，波利袖珍火箭。

Walk it.

走吧。

Walk it.

走吧。

Polly want a cracker.

波利想吃餅乾。

What?

什麼？

He didn't repeat what you said.

他沒有重複你說的話。

Uh you said Polly pocket but he said Polly want a cracker.

呃，你說波利的口袋，但他說波利想吃餅乾。

Exactly, we want a cracker.

沒錯，我們想吃餅乾。

See your parents broken or something.

看到你的父母被打破或什麼的。

Garrett's not broken.

加內特沒有壞。

He's just outspoken.

他只是直言不諱。

Hey guys, what's cracking?

嘿，夥計們，什麼是裂縫？

Probably want to crack.

可能是想破解。

Oh I should not have come here.

哦，我不應該來這裡。

Well congratulations Orange.

好吧，恭喜你，奧蘭治。

You happy with yourself now how now?

你現在對自己滿意嗎現在如何？

Brown cow.

棕牛。

Stop rhyming.

不要再押韻了。

Stop climbing.

停止攀登。

I'm not climbing.

我不是在爬山。

No one's climbing.

沒有人在攀登。

Stop whining.

不要再抱怨了。

This is honestly the dumbest conversation in the history of history itself.

老實說，這是歷史上最愚蠢的對話。

What?

什麼？

Huh?

嗯？

Oh poor carrot.

哦，可憐的胡蘿蔔。

There's no one left to inherit your ferret.

沒有人可以繼承你的雪貂了。

Hi.

你好。

Yeah, can I get the number for animal control please, banana nana, nana, nana nana nana nana nana nanas, bananas.

是的，請告訴我動物管理部門的電話，香蕉娜娜，娜娜，娜娜娜娜娜娜娜娜娜娜，香蕉。

Oh my God, my God, bananas.

哦，我的上帝，我的上帝，香蕉。

What is it now?

現在是什麼情況？

Orange?

橙色？

Hey, have you guys seen my new pet?

嘿，你們看到我的新寵物了嗎？

You've got a pet?

你有一個寵物？

His name is Spot.

他的名字是Spot。

I think he's lost.

我認為他已經迷失了。

This isn't some sort of joke, is it because we're not falling for it?

這不是什麼玩笑，難道是因為我們沒有上當嗎？

No, for real.

不，是真的。

I'm not monkeying around.

我不是在胡鬧。

Hey, what's that noise?

嘿，那是什麼聲音？

Hey, there he is.

嘿，他在這裡。

Hey, spot, how's it going?

嘿，斑點，怎麼樣了？

Come on guys, he's just playing stupid bananas.

來吧，夥計們，他只是在玩愚蠢的香蕉。

They think spots a shoe.

他們認為斑點是一隻鞋。

Orange.

橙色。

It's great that you made a new friend and all, but are you totally nuts?

你交了一個新朋友，這很好，但你完全是個瘋子嗎？

I'm not nuts.

我不是瘋子。

I'm an orange spots.

我是一個橙色的斑點。

Not just a friend, he's my new best friend.

不僅僅是一個朋友，他是我新的最好的朋友。

Orange.

橙色。

He's a fruit fly for crying out loud.

他是一隻果蠅，哭得很厲害。

What would you say if midget apple had a, I don't know if a fruit spider, I didn't know you had a fruit spider spot should have a play date.

如果侏儒蘋果有一個，我不知道是否有一個水果蜘蛛，我不知道你有一個水果蜘蛛點應該有一個遊戲日期，你會怎麼說。

Let's schedule something for after dinner.

讓我們把事情安排在晚飯後。

There's no such thing as a fruit spider.

根本就沒有水果蜘蛛這回事。

Make them stop, please, wow.

讓他們停下來，拜託，哇。

They sure do grow up fast, don't they?

他們確實長得很快，不是嗎？

Dude, he's eating our friends.

老兄，他在吃我們的朋友。

You're just jealous.

你只是妒忌。

I have a new wingman.

我有一個新的僚機。

Orange, do something fine.

橙子，做一些好的事情。

Hey, Hey spot, let's show him a trick.

嘿，嘿，斑點，讓我們給他看個戲。

Roll over boy, Roll over, Come on boy.

翻身男孩，翻身，來吧，男孩。

Roll over.

翻身。

He's not going to roll over.

他不打算翻身。

Orange.

橙色。

Roll over.

翻身。

Roll over now.

現在翻身。

Roll over boy.

翻身的孩子。

You see now you get it.

你看現在你明白了。

Orange.

橙色。

Oh, I know.

哦，我知道。

This one always works.

這一招總是奏效。

Hey, Hey, spot motorboat orange, Stop, stop, Don't encourage him.

嘿，嘿，發現橙色摩托艇，停，停，不要鼓勵他。

Come on guys.

來吧，夥計們。

You know, you catch more flies with honey.

你知道，你用蜂蜜可以捕捉更多的蒼蠅。

Oh yeah.

哦，是的。

Honey bear knows what you like.

親愛的熊知道你喜歡什麼。

Mm works every time.

嗯，每次都有效。

Look at spot.

看看現貨。

Isn't that sweet orange?

那不是甜美的橙色嗎？

You can't keep him.

你不能留住他。

He's a wild insect and he eats fruit, nah, he just needs a little discipline.

他是一隻野生昆蟲，他吃的是水果，不，他只是需要一點管教。

Oh, don't worry.

哦，別擔心。

Pear.

梨子。

His buzz is worse than in fight.

他的嗡嗡聲比打架時還厲害。

Hey, get him off.

嘿，把他弄下來。

What?

什麼？

What is it?

它是什麼？

Fruit spider?

水果蜘蛛？

Right.

對。

Stupid fruit spider.

愚蠢的水果蜘蛛。

What a buzzkill are you okay?

真是個掃興的傢伙，你還好嗎？

Yeah, I think so.

是的，我想是的。

That spider just came out of nowhere.

那隻蜘蛛不知從哪裡冒了出來。

Yeah.

是的。

Maybe his owner should have had him on a leash.

也許他的主人應該給他拴上繩子。

Geez.

吉茲。

Some people just shouldn't have pets.

有些人就是不應該養寵物。

You might be right orange.

你可能是對的，橙色。

But either way, I'm sorry.

但無論如何，我很抱歉。

Things didn't work out with fruit fly.

果蠅的事情沒有成功。

Yeah, me too.

是的，我也是。

But then again, spot always was the runt of the litter.

但話又說回來，斑點總是一窩蜂的小傢伙。

Did you just say litter?

你剛才說的是垃圾嗎？

I said, if I knew you were gonna get a haircut, I wouldn't have flushed my wig down the toilet.

我說，如果我知道你要理髮，我就不會把假髮衝進馬桶。

Great point.

說得好。

Turkey, Holy moly, I think I'm finally safe.

土耳其，我的天啊，我想我終於安全了。

That was close.

這很接近。

Whoa.

哇哦。

Hey, a friendly grape.

嘿，一個友好的葡萄。

Hey, grape.

嘿，葡萄。

Hey, I am not a grape.

嘿，我不是葡萄。

Hey, grape grape.

嘿，葡萄葡萄。

Wanna play go fish with us.

想和我們一起玩釣魚遊戲嗎？

I am not a grape.

我不是葡萄。

If you're not a grape, then I wasn't voted 2015.

如果你不是葡萄，那麼我就沒有被投到2015年。

Sexiest fruit alive, but seriously, you're great.

最性感的水果，但說真的，你很不錯。

No, I'm not, I'm a cranberry with that attitude.

不，我不是，我是一個有這種態度的小紅莓。

More like crab berry.

更像是螃蟹的漿果。

Am I right?

我說的對嗎？

No, not grape, not crab berry?

不，不是葡萄，也不是蟹漿果？

Just cranberry, jeez, you're not very nice.

只是小紅莓，天啊，你不是很好。

Okay, really?

好吧，真的？

What is wrong with you?

你有什麼毛病？

And for the love of God, why do you have a midget Turkey?

看在上帝的份上，你為什麼會有一個侏儒土耳其？

Hey, it's little turkey.

嘿，這是小火雞。

Seriously?

真的嗎？

Hey, midget apple, Why do I even try?

嘿，侏儒蘋果，我為什麼要嘗試呢？

Don't run away from your feelings.

不要逃避你的感受。

Hey, I don't know what's going on here, but you guys need to stop yelling.

嘿，我不知道這裡發生了什麼，但你們需要停止吼叫。

Do you even know what day it is?

你甚至知道今天是什麼日子嗎？

Arbor day?

植樹節？

What?

什麼？

No, National Fever Fever Day.

不，國家發燒日。

No.

沒有。

National slap of Mime day.

全國啞劇日的巴掌。

Pretty sure that's not a national cheerleader day.

很確定這不是一個全國性的拉拉隊日。

Give me a gobble.

給我一個狼牙棒。

Give me a gobble.

給我一個狼牙棒。

No, it's not national cheerleader day, Is that even a thing?

不，今天不是全國拉拉隊日，那甚至是一件事嗎？

It's national kazoo day.

今天是全國卡祖笛日。

No, it's not any of those things.

不，它不是這些東西中的任何一個。

It's thanksgiving you freaking idiots.

今天是感恩節，你們這些該死的白痴。

I know what I'm thankful for.

我知道我在感謝什麼。

Stop it.

停止吧。

Don't you realize it?

你難道沒有意識到嗎？

Because it's thanksgiving Turkeys and cranberries are in extreme danger of being eaten.

因為現在是感恩節 火雞和小紅莓都有被吃掉的極端危險。

Don't worry, he's not a turkey.

別擔心，他不是一隻火雞。

He's a mariachi.

他是一個馬里亞奇人。