A happier note.

一個更快樂的音符。

This saturday is the annual Sadie Hawkins dance where the girls ask the guys.

本週六是一年一度的薩迪-霍金斯（Sadie Hawkins）舞會，女孩們會向男孩們發出邀請。

So if any of you ladies are still thinking of asking someone the time would be.

是以，如果你們中的任何女士還在考慮向某人提出要求，那麼時間就會是。

Now, have you asked anyone know besides it's slim pickings this close to the dance.

現在，你有沒有問過任何人，除了在離舞會這麼近的時候，它的採摘量很低。

Nobody's asked grapefruit yet, ladies.

女士們，還沒有人問柚子。

Like I said, hey, I'm the new student names Arty, Oh my God, he's, he's going to sit next to me.

就像我說的，嘿，我是新學生的名字Arty，哦，我的上帝，他是，他要坐在我旁邊。

He's still my heart.

他仍然是我的心臟。

Hey, gorgeous.

嘿，美女。

Hey, um say has anyone asked you the Oh wow, be still my fart.

嘿，嗯，有沒有人問過你，哦，哇，別動我的屁。

So I've been thinking, I'm gonna ask Artie to the dance.

所以我一直在想，我要請阿蒂去跳舞。

You sure salary didn't come out of that coma for several minutes and she doesn't even have a nose.

你確定工資沒有從那個昏迷的幾分鐘裡出來，她甚至沒有鼻子。

I'm sure he's just so cute.

我相信他只是太可愛了。

I have to try.

我必須要試試。

Well he's coming down the hallway.

嗯，他正從走廊上走過來。

What's your plan?

你有什麼計劃？

Easy.

容易。

I'm just gonna hold my breath.

我只是要屏住呼吸。

Good luck girl, Break a nonexistent leg.

好運的女孩，打斷一條不存在的腿。

Hey, artie, I only have one breath to get all of this out.

嘿，阿蒂，我只有一口氣可以把這些話說出來。

So just please listen.

所以請聽我說。

Oh my God, I didn't expect you to sting my eyes so much.

哦，我的上帝，我沒有想到你會如此刺痛我的眼睛。

I just can't feel it in the back of my throat.

我只是感覺不到它在我的喉嚨後面。

That's really throwing me off my game in a major way and I'm just running out of breath and I don't want to be completely out of air and I'm just gonna have to um nice to meet you.

這真的讓我在很大程度上失去了我的遊戲，我只是沒了呼吸，我不想完全沒有空氣，我只是要嗯很高興見到你。

Oh it was horrible.

哦，這太可怕了。

It was awful.

這真是太糟糕了。

So I take it you're over RT now.

所以我認為你現在已經超過了RT。

What?

什麼？

Of course not.

當然不是。

Have you seen his smile.

你有沒有看到他的笑容。

No I just need a couple of hours to compose myself and then I'll ask him again.

不，我只是需要幾個小時來整理自己，然後我再問他。

Well she's not gonna get a chance because I'm going in a gas mask.

她不會有機會了，因為我將戴著防毒面具去。

That's genius.

這是個天才。

Thanks.

謝謝。

No um what did you say?

不，嗯，你說什麼？

I said I'm gonna go ask him now.

我說我現在要去問他。

Um This might go poorly.

嗯 這可能會很糟糕。

Hey hey Artie wanna go to Sadie Hawkins with me?

嘿嘿，阿蒂想和我一起去找薩迪-霍金斯嗎？

Sorry I'm not quite sure what you're saying.

對不起，我不太明白你在說什麼。

Sadie Hawkins you here?

薩迪-霍金斯你在嗎？

I got an idea you can write it out.

我有一個想法，你可以把它寫出來。

Let me just bend over and grab my notebook real quick.

讓我彎下腰，快速拿起我的筆記本。

Whoa that boy is dangerous.

哇，那個男孩很危險。

Hey sis ask anybody to the dance yet.

嘿，姐姐，請人去跳舞了嗎？

Not yet.

還沒有。

Although I think he has just gotten an idea.

雖然我認為他剛剛有了一個想法。

You should ask Artie.

你應該問問阿蒂。

That guy's hilarious.

這傢伙太搞笑了。

One step ahead of you bro.

比你快一步的兄弟。

Here goes nothing.

這裡什麼都沒有。

Whoa it's looking good sis.

哇，這看起來不錯，姐姐。

Good velocity trajectory is perfect in theory.

良好的速度軌跡在理論上是完美的。

But did you account for wind?

但你有沒有考慮到風的因素？

Wind were inside.

風在裡面。

Oh no what we have here.

哦，不，我們這裡有什麼。

Oh God no let's see here will you go to the Sadie Hawkins dance with me?

哦，上帝啊，讓我們看看，你能和我一起去參加薩迪-霍金斯的舞會嗎？

Heart sis.

心的妹妹。

No no no no no no no yes 100 times.

不不不不不不不不不不不不不不，是100次。

Yes my sweet.

是的，我的夫妻。

Oh my love pick me up at seven.

哦，我的夫妻，七點來接我。

I'll be wearing my tuxedo or perhaps nothing at all.

我將穿著我的燕尾服，或許什麼都不穿。

Well only one thing to do now.

現在只有一件事要做。

Out of my way.

別擋著我的路。

Orange.

橙色。

Where are you going?

你要去哪裡？

I'm gonna get as close to Artie as I can get with any luck.

如果運氣好的話，我將盡可能地接近阿蒂。

It'll put me in a coma until after the dance.

這將使我在舞會結束前陷入昏迷。

Don't be like that.

不要像這樣。

I know he wasn't your first choice, but grapefruits.

我知道他不是你的第一選擇，但葡萄柚。

A good guy.

一個好人。

Well he's okay.

嗯，他很好。

I mean he's a guy anyway.

我的意思是，無論如何他是個男人。

Orange.

橙色。

He said his favorite Tv show is his bathroom mirror.

他說他最喜歡的電視節目是他的浴室鏡子。

But I guess you're right.

但我想你是對的。

It's just a dance.

這只是一種舞蹈。

Besides if I go into it with the right attitude, we might even have a West.

此外，如果我以正確的態度去做，我們甚至可能有一個西部。

Huh?

嗯？