Name: 冰塊、凱文-哈特和柯南幫助學生司機｜CONAN on TBS (Ice Cube, Kevin Hart And Conan Help A Student Driver | CONAN on TBS)
Uploaded: 2022-11-21T17:50:37.000Z
Duration: 11 min 47 s

Hey everybody meet one of my staff members.

嘿，大家認識一下我的一個工作人員。

Diana Chang, Hey Diana, you're getting your driver's license.

戴安娜-張，嘿，戴安娜，你要拿到你的駕駛執照了。

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I thought because I like to help my staff members, I take you out, give you some of my points because I've been driving for a long time.

我想因為我喜歡幫助我的工作人員，我帶你出去，給你一些我的積分，因為我已經開了很長時間的車。

I got my license when I was 16 and that was Well, how old do you think I am?

我在16歲時拿到了駕照，那是......你認為我有多大？

Which you are right, That's not the point.

你是對的，這不是問題的關鍵。

You look, you look like you're in your at most 40s I want you to do is look to camera and say it's plausible, plausible that I'm in my early 30s.

你看起來，你看起來最多隻有40多歲，我想讓你做的是看著鏡頭說這是可信的，可信的是我在30歲出頭。

It's plausible that Conan is in his early 30s.

那是我，那是我的休息，對嗎？

Did they tell you you should use both hands at all times?

他們有沒有告訴你，你應該一直使用雙手？

Remember is it tending to their supposed to be on um Actually since airbags came out, we learned that you want to drive with them lower.

記住是趨向於他們應該在嗯其實自從安全氣囊出來後，我們瞭解到，你想開車時把它們放低。

Well you might have learned driving before airbags came out.

好吧，你可能在安全氣囊出現之前就已經學會了駕駛。

Well you just let that guy pass you and so now it's like you're his bitch, you know what I mean?

好吧，你只是讓那個傢伙超過你，所以現在就像你是他的婊子，你明白我的意思嗎？

So you've got to be like no, I'm not your bitch, you're my bitch and then you accelerate and cut him off.

所以你得說，不，我不是你的婊子，你是我的婊子，然後你加速並切斷他。

Okay go faster, pass him, I'm trying yo out the window, you're my bitch go yo yo you're my bitch close and you whispered it doing the right thing here, you're letting people cross.

好吧，走快一點，超過他，我正在努力喲窗外，你是我的婊子去喲你是我的婊子接近和你低聲說它在這裡做正確的事情，你讓人們穿過。

I think this couple right here is milking it.

我認為這對夫婦在這裡是在擠奶。

You know what I hate is when people take their time crossing the street, lower your window so the next time you pass someone they can hear you when you say you're my bitch, Okay, go, you're my bitch, those people that was sad, It was an older asian couple that you yelled, did you feel bad doing that and just glared in the window at you.

你知道我最討厭的是人們過馬路時不緊不慢，把你的車窗降下來，這樣下次你經過別人時，他們就能聽到你說你是我的婊子，好了，走吧，你是我的婊子，那些人很傷心，那是一對亞洲老夫婦，你大喊大叫，你覺得這樣做不好嗎，只是在窗口瞪著你看。

Okay, look now they're coming up, look look what they're doing.

好了，看現在他們上來了，看一看他們在做什麼。

They just passed you you just got schooled by Sienna minivan.

他們剛剛超過你，你就被Sienna小貨車教訓了。

You're doing great Diana, but we're gonna up the ante Now.

你做得很好，戴安娜，但我們現在要加大賭注了。

I want you to learn what it's like to drive when there are other passengers in the car and maybe things get a little distracting so we're gonna swing by over here and pick up two of my friends are cool with that hey?

我想讓你學習一下，當車裡有其他乘客時，開車是什麼感覺，也許事情會有點分心，所以我們要在這裡轉轉，接上我的兩個朋友，沒問題吧？

Okay, rule number one, don't this up, back seat, you know, home is in the back seat like we might need you to do a drive by so you gotta know how to get Oh man, that's uh bonanza, that's the man, I'm not putting on my seatbelt, seatbelt on life.

好吧，規則一，不要這個了，後座，你知道，家就在後座上，就像我們可能需要你去開車，所以你得知道如何得到哦，夥計，那是呃bonanza，那是男人，我不把我的安全帶，安全帶的生活。

Hey man, hey tupac was one of the biggest thugs.

嘿，夥計，嘿，圖帕克是最大的暴徒之一。

I know and he always was a really good point.

我知道，而且他始終是一個非常好的觀點。

好了，我們走吧，慢點，耶穌？

我是有史以來最酷的人之一，夥計。

是的，你就是那個有趣的朋友區。

I know I'm not the women don't put me in the friend zone when they see me.

我知道我不是女人，當她們看到我時不會把我放在朋友區。

First thing that comes to mind is I wanna bump bellies.

我想到的第一件事是我想撞肚子。

I haven't been in the end zone lots of times.

And let me tell you something when I get in there.

讓我告訴你，當我進入那裡的時候。

We're talking about Colin didn't get the metaphor.

我們說的是科林沒有得到隱喻。

是的，這就是我們正在談論的問題。

Let's put him out right here and see how much money.

讓我們在這裡把他放出來，看看有多少錢。

我到處走動的時候做什麼，夥計？

I'll be back here in 20 minutes and have my trap full.

我將在20分鐘內回到這裡，把我的陷阱裝滿。

I honestly don't know what you're talking about.

老實說，我不知道你在說什麼。

I honestly, I'm not even doing a bit here?

說實話，我在這裡甚至沒有做一點什麼？

I don't know what you're going to have money.

You're gonna put me out and you're gonna come back in an hour and you want your trap?

你要把我放出去，一小時後再回來，你想讓你的陷阱？

我曾經有一個裝滿便士的托盤。

You just really don't know what to do Diana.

你只是真的不知道該怎麼做，戴安娜。

I gotta find somebody to get mad at cut myself cutting us off Jack.

我得找個人來發火，把我自己切掉，傑克。

這支竹篙上有你的名字，夥計。

You see Diana driving she a student driver man.

你看戴安娜開車，她是一個學生司機的人。

Your ship together, driving a car without power windows is a big mistake.

你們的船在一起，駕駛沒有電動窗的汽車是一個大錯誤。

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