Yeah, how it works?

是的，它是如何工作的？

And and we, we didn't warn anybody.

而我們，我們沒有警告任何人。

Just got the app.

剛拿到這個應用程序。

I touched the app, the driver had no idea who he was picking up.

我觸動了應用程序，司機不知道他要接的是誰。

Then once the driver picked us up, we quickly put little tiny cameras throughout the car and went on a ride and here's what happened.

然後，一旦司機來接我們，我們很快就把小的小相機放在整個車內，然後去兜風，結果是這樣的。

Alright, right now I'm gonna go on my little lift app.

好了，現在我要去上我的小升降機應用程序了。

We're gonna get us a car and have some fun request lift.

我們要買一輛車，找點樂子，要求升空。

I see, look at all those cars right near us.

我明白了，看看那些汽車就在我們附近。

We need to go to the weed spot immediately.

我們需要立即前往雜草叢生的地方。

You have that look cube this guy, Anthony, I trust him.

你有這種表情，安東尼這傢伙，我相信他。

Look, he's got close cropped hair.

看，他的頭髮剪得很緊。

Hey Anthony, do you mind giving us a ride?

嘿，安東尼，你介意送我們一程嗎？

I got here with two pals you think no time at all.

我和兩個夥伴來到這裡，你認為沒有時間了。

Okay, great.

好的，太好了。

We'll see in a second Anthony damn five minutes cube cube.

我們將在一秒鐘內看到安東尼該死的5分鐘立方體。

Is this?

是這樣嗎？

You do you like things to happen right now that man, look, I'm not saying that I'm scared because I'm not but this ain't safe for some time right now and it looks like we're selling assets that ain't the look I want to put into the world, she's gonna try to buy anyway, we're not selling any ass ladies trying to buy the ask because this ain't where you're gonna find it selling gas over here Anthony.

你做你喜歡的事情發生在現在，男人，看，我不是說我害怕，因為我不是，但這是不安全的一些時間，現在，它看起來像我們出售的資產，是不是我想把世界的外觀，她會嘗試購買反正，我們不賣任何屁股女士試圖購買的要求，因為這不是你會發現它在這裡賣氣體安東尼。

There he is.

他在那裡。

Hey, what's with the mustache.

嘿，你的小鬍子是怎麼回事。

You mind if we take a ride right now I got kevin Hart.

你介意我們現在就去兜風嗎？

I got ice cube.

我有冰塊。

Conan O'brien.

柯南-奧布萊恩（Conan O'brien）。

Here we take a little ride and we put some cameras in the car real fast.

在這裡，我們採取了一個小的旅程，我們把一些相機在車上真正的快速。

Can we do that?

我們可以這樣做嗎？

He's in.

他在。

Hey man, you know what a good weed spot is.

嘿，夥計，你知道什麼是好的雜草點。

I might have a couple ideas about.

我可能有幾個想法。

Is this your own personal car?

這是你自己的私人汽車嗎？

How do you feel about people getting in funky and just chunking it up?

你如何看待人們進入時髦的和只是大塊的東西？

You had people start in here.

你讓人們在這裡開始。

Excuse me having sex sex.

對不起，我有性行為。

No, but going into great detail about what it is they do sometimes.

沒有，但有時會非常詳細地介紹他們的工作內容。

Have you ever had to hose the car down the interior of the car down afterwards?

你是否曾在事後用水管將汽車內部沖洗乾淨？

There was a one time when one gentleman vomited in the car.

有一次，一位先生在車上嘔吐了。

So I didn't have to.

所以我沒有必要這樣做。

Who's sitting in that seat You are sir?

誰坐在那個位置上 你是先生？

How did you know?

你怎麼知道的？

How did you guys know?

你們怎麼會知道？

Hey, have you ever been paid in sex?

嘿，你有沒有得到過性方面的報酬？

Uh Not to my knowledge.

據我所知，沒有。

Would you take sex as a payment?

你會把性作為一種報酬嗎？

Why not?

為什麼不呢？

Would you have?

你會嗎？

Well, I'm proposing to you.

好吧，我向你求婚。

I'm just saying I'd save us as much as $30.

我只是說我會為我們節省30美元之多。

You guys don't even have to watch.

你們甚至不需要看。

Have you ever got robbed?

你有沒有被搶劫過？

No, not yet.

不，還沒有。

All right.

好的。

This is how we do it.

我們就是這樣做的。

We get cars to pick us up.

我們得到汽車來接我們。

We say it's a comedy bit and then we take their money stop by the store man.

我們說這是一個喜劇片段，然後我們拿著他們的錢在店員面前停下來。

Let's let's get a faulty or something.

讓我們讓我們得到一個有缺陷的或什麼。

You know what I'll go.

你知道我將會去什麼。

I can get us some forties.

我可以為我們弄到一些四十年代的東西。

You gotta teach me how to say it though.

不過你得教我怎麼說。

I say forties.

我說四十多歲。

But how do you say it?

但你怎麼說呢？

I'm about to stop and get this photo.

我正要停下來，拍下這張照片。

You want me to grab you?

你想讓我抓住你嗎？

What?

什麼？

Yeah man, grab me a photo and when you're getting him a phony, could you Get me a 40?

是的，夥計，給我一張照片，當你給他弄一個假的時候，你能不能給我一個40美元？

Because it has fewer calories and I want some snacks, I want like Chico stick and I want some starburst, starburst, starburst, we want some floaties, swisher sweets sweets.

因為它的卡路里較少，我想要一些零食，我想要像Chico stick一樣的零食，我想要一些starburst，starburst，starburst，我們想要一些floaties，swisher sweets甜食。

What's a swisher sweet.

什麼是swisher sweet。

It's something that you just get it.

這是你剛剛得到的東西。

Just get it.

只要得到它。

I'm trying.

我正在努力。

Hey now that Conan is out.

嘿，現在柯南已經出來了。

You like white people or do you like let me get this straight.

你喜歡白人還是喜歡讓我搞清楚。

I'm just gonna go on myself.

我就自己上吧。

We need 34.

我們需要34個。

We need some swisher sweets.

我們需要一些swisher糖果。

We need, you need Chico sticks.

我們需要，你需要奇科棍子。

What's, what's, what's a Chico?

什麼是，什麼是，什麼是奇科？

Just ask for it.

只要要求就可以了。

Okay, don't get us some lottery tickets lottery just in case some scratches.

好吧，不要給我們買一些彩票的彩票，以防有些刮傷。

You got a number you like Cody just get the tickets.

你有一個你喜歡的號碼，科迪就去買票。

White people gotta be technical all the time.

白人總是要有技術含量。

Hey look back to what I was saying, cute.

嘿，回過頭來看看我剛才說的，可愛。

How do you feel about Conan for real?

你對柯南的真實感受如何？

Conan is cool.

柯南很酷。

Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.

爽，爽，爽，爽，爽。

White boy.

白人男孩。

His jeans be tight though, jeans tight tight.

不過他的牛仔褲很緊，牛仔褲很緊。

I mean damn, look like Conan back pockets touching right now.

我的意思是該死的，現在看起來像柯南的背袋在觸摸。

I ain't never seen you guys.

我從未見過你們。

I also got us this ghosts of girlfriends past.

我還為我們買了這個《過去女友的鬼魂》。

That's all they had to wait a minute.

這就是他們不得不等待一分鐘的原因。

Where's the brown paper bag man, You don't just get it out of the brown paper bag.

棕色紙袋的人在哪裡？你不能只從棕色紙袋裡拿出來。

You can't drink this.

你不能喝這個。

You didn't say anything about a brown paper bag.

你沒有說過任何關於牛皮紙袋的事情。

We need a brown paper bag.

我們需要一個牛皮紙袋。

You didn't say anything about a brown paper bag.

你沒有說過任何關於牛皮紙袋的事情。

Normally in a car would be listening to some tunes.

通常在車裡會聽一些曲子。

We can't do that right now because anything that comes on the radio, we probably have to clear it and pay for it and we can't do that.

我們現在不能這樣做，因為廣播中出現的任何東西，我們可能都要清除它，併為它付費，我們不能這樣做。

I'm doing is I'm gonna lay down a beat that will simulate us, listen to some good tunes.

我正在做的是我要打下一個節奏，模擬我們，聽一些好的曲子。

You okay with that?

你能接受嗎？

This is not good.

這不是好事。

Did you say that was not good.

你說過這是不好的嗎。

It was pretty terrible, Anthony.

那是相當可怕的，安東尼。

I've known you what, 15 minutes now and that's what I get.

我認識你有15分鐘了，這就是我得到的東西。

That's the kind of support I get here is the kind of support you get when you real at the end of the day, I kill my bag.

這就是我在這裡得到的支持，是你在一天結束時真正得到的支持，我殺了我的包。

Still really get back in the real deal.

還是真正回到了真實的交易中。

I won't say no jokes if you won't bust no rhymes okay with my main O'brien?

如果你不說笑話，我就不說笑話，如果你不說押韻，我就不說押韻，我的主力奧布賴恩還好嗎？

He just looking in the back, he'd be lying in the car.

他只是在後面看，他就躺在車裡。

The must have straight rolled up.

必須直接捲起。

Rather lay together.

寧可躺在一起。

You got a copy right here, You're not supposed to be looking straight ahead.

你有一份副本在這裡，你不應該直視前方。

What I did was bad.

我所做的事情很糟糕。

I was staring right at, It's all busted.

我正盯著，都壞了。

Hey, you know what?

嘿，你知道嗎？

You're on my side when we met Anthony And then five minutes into this.

當我們遇到安東尼時，你是站在我這邊的，然後五分鐘後就開始了。

Suddenly you're with these guys and everything.

突然間，你和這些人在一起，一切都變得很好。

I do is stupid.

我這樣做是愚蠢的。

You know that?

你知道嗎？

Obviously smart man.

顯然是個聰明人。

You always take the black guy outside whenever I heard that one before?

每當我聽到這句話時，你總是把黑衣人帶到外面去？

True true.

確實如此。

Really?

真的嗎？

How about if you're not sure the white freckled guy is the cure Anthony you know where the drugs are?

如果你不確定那個白色雀斑的傢伙是解藥安東尼，你知道藥物在哪裡，怎麼樣？

There might be a Runyon Canyon actually where all the hikers go?

實際上可能有一個Runyon Canyon，所有徒步旅行者都去那裡？

Now we're getting somewhere.

現在我們有了點進展。

Now listen, you don't tell nobody you saw us on this mission.

現在聽著，你不要告訴任何人你在這次任務中看到我們。

We're out here trying to get some weed right now Anthony.

我們現在在外面想弄點大麻，安東尼。

Do you like any of these girls?

你喜歡這些女孩中的任何一個嗎？

Are any of your girls single Anthony.

你的女孩中是否有單身的安東尼。

This is when you ask for the number.

這時你就會問到這個數字。

This is amazing.

這真是令人驚訝。

This is Anthony Anthony.

我是安東尼-安東尼。

Put put put huge penis next to.

把把巨大的陰莖放在旁邊。

That's how you show your cute turn around.

這就是你如何展示你可愛的轉身。

Alright we're not looking but I'd like to see you shoulder man.

好吧，我們不看，但我想看看你的肩膀的人。

What if my mom watches it's cable.

如果我媽媽看的是有線電視怎麼辦。

So how does it work?

那麼它是如何工作的呢？

How do we pay you when this is over?

這事結束後，我們如何支付給你？

It's all done through the app.

這一切都通過應用程序完成。

Wait a minute.

等一下。

This is on my credit card so I'm getting stuck with the payment.

這是用我的信用卡支付的，所以我被卡住了付款。

The full payment plus a tip.

全額付款加上小費。

I'll give you a tip.

我給你一個提示。

If you had shown her the tip but you didn't you guys hungry?

如果你給她看了小費，但你沒有，你們餓了嗎？

You want it's up to you guys.

你想要什麼由你們決定。

What do you want?

你想要什麼？

What do you like to get?

你喜歡得到什麼？

Wendy's spicy nuggets.

溫迪公司的辣味雞塊。

What do you get cuba I probably get a double a double.

你能得到什麼，古巴，我可能得到一個雙倍，一個雙倍。

What's wrong with a double double?

雙人雙打有什麼不好？

I can't just get a single look.

我不能只看一眼。

You get a little kid's meal and I'll get this is great.

你得到一個小的兒童餐，我就得到這個是偉大的。

How much are you guys gonna be if I get the toasted flatbread, asiago Ranch chicken?

如果我得到烤扁麵包，亞細亞牧場雞肉，你們要多少錢？

No.

沒有。

Oh my friends calling matt, it's matt matt.

哦，我的朋友叫馬特，是馬特馬特。

What's up man?

怎麼了，夥計？

Hey, what's going on?

嘿，發生什麼事了？

We got his asi lockdown.

我們得到了他的ASI鎖定。

That's what's going on.

這就是正在發生的事情。

You want to see your friend again?

你想再見到你的朋友嗎？

You get here with a bag full of money bitch.

你帶著滿滿的一袋錢來到這裡，婊子。

Put his head on a stick.

把他的頭放在一個棍子上。

Yeah, we got that pink mustache.

是的，我們得到了那個粉紅色的鬍子。

Yeah man.

是的，夥計。

You don't wanna see your boy and his legs again because I cut his ships off.

你不會想再看到你的孩子和他的腿，因為我把他的船砍掉了。

We're gonna cut his head off.

我們要把他的頭砍下來。

We're gonna cut his legs off and we're gonna put his head on the legs.

我們要把他的腿切下來，把他的頭放在腿上。

Yeah.

是的。

You know what that means?

你知道這意味著什麼嗎？

That means that he's gonna have to kick talk.

這意味著他必須要踢館。

What?

什麼？

I never got this far.

我從未走到這一步。

All right, let's get out.

好了，我們出去吧。

I need to show you how much you owe me though, about to run baby.

我得讓你知道你欠我多少錢，不過要跑路了，寶貝。

Let's go man man.

我們走吧，夥計。

We straight we straight I gotta go back.

我們直我們直我得回去了。