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Uploaded: 2022-11-21T17:00:14.000Z
Duration: 1 min 40 s

My favorite Halloween candy is butterfingers, crunch bars with the chocolate and the crispy rice sneakers, anything chocolate.

我最喜歡的萬聖節糖果是butterfingers，有巧克力和脆米運動鞋的脆皮條，任何巧克力都可以。

Other candy is like, I guess a starburst read, sorry, other candy is garbage sour patch kids anything sour warheads actually because our patches aren't sour anymore.

其他的糖果就像，我猜是星光閃閃的讀物，對不起，其他的糖果是垃圾的酸補丁的孩子什麼的酸彈頭實際上是因為我們的補丁不再是酸的了。

Peanut butter cups, they used to be sour, used to be able to dip to the bottom of the thing and there'd be a pound of sugar on my finger and now you go in and they don't do that anymore.

花生醬杯，以前是酸的，以前能沾到東西的底部，手指上會有一磅的糖，現在你進去，他們不再那樣做了。

It's like grow up, I'm not trying to live long, I'm trying to live great while I can yo lo not your long.

這就像長大了，我不是想活得長，我是想在我可以的時候活得很好喲，不是你的長。

My best Halloween costume was, I just wore a suit and a briefcase and I said I was a lawyer.

我最好的萬聖節服裝是，我只穿了一套西裝和一個公文包，我說我是一個律師。

My parents dressed me up as Lazarus for a church Halloween thing and they literally just wrapped a bunch of toilet paper around me, which which which four times four times in a row, 57 halloweens in a row, which my best friend Katie mack and I would um we go into our closets where our mother's closets and we always somehow ended up looking like hookers which seemed like a good idea until halfway into the party Starting to fall apart.

我父母在教會的萬聖節活動中把我打扮成拉撒路，他們真的只是在我身上纏了一堆衛生紙，連續四次，連續57個萬聖節，我和我最好的朋友凱蒂-麥克會嗯，我們進入我們的衣櫃，我們母親的衣櫃，我們總是以某種方式結束，看起來像妓女，這似乎是一個好主意，直到聚會進行到一半開始崩潰。

 I ended up being kind of half naked in my church, 95% of my Halloween days were spent looking like a hooker trick or treat, they'd say, what are you would be like? 

我最後在我的教堂裡有點半裸，我95%的萬聖節日子都是在像妓女一樣的欺騙或對待中度過的，他們會說，你會是什麼樣子？