LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PREPARE YOURSELVES.

女士們，先生們，請準備好你們自己。

MY NEXT GUESTS ARE THE CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD'S FIRST TELEVISED

我的下一位客人是世界上第一個電視直播的冠軍。

CELEBRITY CHARITY PICKLEBALL TOURNAMENT, "PICKLED," WHICH

名人慈善泡菜球賽，"泡菜"，這

PREMIERED TONIGHT ON CBS. PLEASE BECOME YOUR CHAMPIONS TO

今晚在哥倫比亞廣播公司首播。請成為您的擁護者，以

"THE LATE SHOW." THE EMMY-AWARD WINNING

"The late show"。獲得艾美獎的

HOST OF "THE AMAZING RACE," PHIL KEOGHAN AND MULTI-PLATINUM

驚人的比賽 "主持人Phil Keoghan和多白金唱片公司的代表。

COUNTRY MUSIC STAR, DIERKS BENTLEY.

鄉村音樂明星迪爾克斯-本特利。

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THE CHAMPIONS. GENTLEMEN.

冠軍。紳士們。

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> THE COUCH.

(歡呼聲和掌聲) >>沙發。

THIS IS NICE. >> Stephen: GENTLEMEN, WHAT AN

這很好。>> 斯蒂芬：先生們，這是什麼？

HONOR TO HAVE YOU BOTH HERE AS THE WORLD ALL NOW KNOW, YOU ARE

很榮幸有你們兩個人在這裡，現在全世界都知道，你們是

THE CHAMPIONS OF THIS YEAR'S INAUGURAL EPISODE OF "PICKLED."

今年的 "醃製 "首期節目的冠軍。

THANK YOU SO MUCH. >> IT FEELS GOOD.

非常感謝你。>>感覺很好。

IT FEELS REAL GOOD. >> Stephen: WOULD YOU CARE TO

這感覺真好。>> 斯蒂芬：你是否願意

CELEBRATE YOUR WIN WITH THE PICKLE-BACK SHOT RIGHT HERE?

慶祝你的勝利，在這裡拍下醃製的背影？

WE'VE GOT WHISKEY AND PICKLES. >> ANOTHER FIRST.

我們有威士忌和泡菜。>>另一個第一。

>> Stephen: HERE YOU GO. AND HERE IS TO YOU, GENTLEMEN,

>> 斯蒂芬：你來了。這是給你們的，先生們。

VOLUNTEERING TO BE IN THIS CELEBRITY PICKLEBALL TOURNAMENT

志願參加這個名人皮球比賽

WHERE WE RAISED MONEY FOR COMIC RELIEF TO HELP CHILDREN AND

我們在那裡為漫畫救濟籌集資金，以幫助兒童和青少年。

FAMILIES IN CRISIS. >> WELL DONE, STEPHEN.

危機中的家庭。>> 做得好，Stephen。

WELL DONE. ( APPLAUSE )

做得很好。 ( 掌聲 )

HERE WE GO. MMM.

在這裡，我們走了。MMM。

NICELY DONE. MMM.

做得很好。MMM。

>> CAN I HAVE ANOTHER PICKLE? >> Stephen: SURE, NOTHING LIKE

>> 我可以再吃一個泡菜嗎？>> 斯蒂芬：當然，沒有什麼好的。

BACKING UP YOUR VODKA WITH A GHERKIN.

用小黃瓜來支持你的伏特加酒。

>> I NEVER LOVED PICKLES BEFORE I PLAYED PICKLE.

>> 在我玩泡菜之前，我從不喜歡泡菜。

I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING. THESE ARE REALLY GOOD.

我甚至不是在開玩笑。這些真的很好。

>> Stephen: SEE HOW WE'RE HELPING PEOPLE?

>> 斯蒂芬：看到我們是如何幫助人們的嗎？

YOU ARE NOW THE PROUD OWNERS OF THE COLBERT CUP.

你現在是科爾伯特杯的驕傲主人。

THERE YOU GO. ( APPLAUSE )

你去那裡。 ( 掌聲 )

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ). >> STEPHEN, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU

（歡呼聲和掌聲）。>> 史蒂芬，我不知道你是否

KNOW, BUT I LET DIERKS TAKE THE TROPHY.

知道，但我讓迪爾克斯拿走了獎盃。

>> Stephen: YOU DID. >> I DID.

>> 斯蒂芬：你做到了。>> 我做到了。

>> Stephen: IT'S FOR A SURE. >> I ONLY GET IT FOR A YEAR.

>> 斯蒂芬：這是肯定的。>> 我只得到它一年。

>> Stephen: YOUR TEAM, WHEN HARRY MET RALLY, DIERKS, LET ME

>> 斯蒂芬：你的團隊，當哈雷遇到拉里，DIERKS，讓我。

ASK YOU THIS, WHAT WAS YOUR STRATEGY GOING IN?

問你這個問題，你進去的策略是什麼？

YOU GUYS DOMINATED. WHAT WAS YOUR PLAN?

你們佔了上風。你們的計劃是什麼？

>> OUR PLAN WAS TO WIN. THIS IS SHOW BUSINESS, BUT IT'S

>> 我們的計劃是要贏。這是演藝界，但它是

NOT CALLED "SHOW FRIENDS" IT'S SHOW BUSINESS.

不叫 "秀友"，是秀業。

WE WERE THERE TO TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS.

我們在那裡是為了處理業務。

AND WE DID. >> Stephen: YOU DID NOT MISS

而我們做到了。>> 斯蒂芬：你沒有錯過

MANY THINGS. I CAN PROMISE YOU THAT.

很多事情。我可以向你保證。

>> I'M GOING TO SAY EMMA, WHO WAS DIFFICULTY MOST COMPETITIVE

>> 我想說Emma，她是最有競爭力的。

OUT OF EVERYBODY -- >> Stephen: EMMA WATSON, HE IS

在所有的人中 -- >> 斯蒂芬：EMMA WATSON，他是

TALKING ABOUT, WHO PARTNERED WITH SUGAR RAY LEONARD.

談論的是，誰與Sugar Ray Leonard合作了。

>> I MET HER IN THE MAKEUP ROOM. SHE WAS GETTING HER GAME FACE

>> 我在化妝室遇到她。她正在準備她的遊戲臉

ON. THEN-- THERE,s SHE WAS TRYING

啟程。然後......在那裡，她正試圖

TO INTIMIDATE ALL OF US. SHE TOLD US SHE HAD A COACH FOR

恐嚇我們所有的人。她告訴我們她有一個教練

THE LAST MONTH. AND THEN WHEN SHE CAME OUT, THAT

在過去的一個月裡。然後當她出來的時候，那

EVIL EYE. >> Stephen: I STILL HAVE

邪惡之眼。>> 斯蒂芬：我仍然有

NIGHTMARES ABOUT IT. >> IT GOT TO US.

關於它的惡夢。>>它影響了我們。

IT GOT TO US. OF ALL OF THINGS WE'VE DONE WE

這對我們來說很重要。在我們所做的所有事情中，我們

LOOKED AT EACH OTHER AND WENT, "WE'RE NERVOUS, RIGHT?"

互相看了看，然後說："我們很緊張，對嗎？"

NORMALLY, YOU CAN PREPARE STEPHEN.

通常情況下，你可以準備史蒂芬。

YOU CAN PREPARE FOR THINGS. I'M GOING TO SAY WE WERE

你可以為事情做準備。我想說我們是

UNPREPARED. AND WE WERE CERTAINLY UPPREPARED

沒有準備好。而我們當然沒有準備好

FOR HER. >> Stephen: I TAKE EXCEPTION

給她。>> 斯蒂芬：我採取例外措施

TO THIS. JIMMIE ALLEN OUTED YOU, DIERKS,

對這個。Jimmie Allen揭發了你，Dierks。

BECAUSE HE SAID YOU PLAY PICKLEBALL ON THE ROAD EVERY

因為他說你在路上打皮克球的時候每

TIME. >> A COUPLE OF TIMES.

時間。>> 幾次了。

>> Stephen: YOU SET UP A COURT--

>> 斯蒂芬：你設立了一個法庭 --

>> WE SET UP COURTS IN ALL SORTS OF WEIRD PLACES.

>>我們在各種奇怪的地方設立了法庭。

I DID PLAY A TOURNAMENT IN LONDON, ONTARIO, AND OUR GUITAR

我確實在安大略省的倫敦參加了一場比賽，我們的吉他

PLAYER ARE THE REIGNING CHAMPIONS OF THE 75 AND OLDER

運動員是75歲以上的衛冕冠軍。

GROUP-- WE KIND OF LIE ABOUT OUR AGE.

集團--我們對自己的年齡有點撒謊。

IT'S ALL ABOUT WINNING. WHATEVER IT TAKES, IF YOU HAVE

一切都是為了勝利。不惜一切代價，如果你有

TO FAKE YOUR AGE. WE'RE THE CHAMPIONS OF LONDON,

偽造你的年齡。我們是倫敦的冠軍。

ONTARIO. >> Stephen: PHIL, YOU HOST

安大略省。>> 斯蒂芬：菲爾，你是主持人

"THE AMAZING RACE,"s AND THOSE ARE TOUGH COMPETITION SHOWS.

"神奇的比賽"，而這些都是艱難的競爭節目。

WHAT WAS IT LIKE TO BE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE LENS AND

在鏡頭的另一邊是什麼樣的感覺？

ACTUALLY BEING THE PERSON HAVING TO PUT IT OUT ALL ON THE LINE

實際上是要把所有的東西都拿出來的人

THERE? >> YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU HOST A

在那裡？>> 你知道，當你主持一個

SHOW WHERE YOU'RE A MUSICIAN, OR YOU HOST YOUR SHOW, YOU DO THE

節目中，你是一個音樂家，或者你主持你的節目，你做

PREPARATION, AND ALL THE NERVES GO AND YOU DO YOUR THING.

準備，所有的緊張都消失了，你做你的事。

I WAS SO NERVOUS. AND I WAS HOPING THAT YOU

我很緊張。而我希望你

WEREN'T GOING TO BE, BUT YOU WERE.

我不打算這樣做，但你做了。

>> I WAS REALLY NERVOUS. >> I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT STAYING

>> 我當時真的很緊張。>> 我不知道要留下來

OUT OF THE KITCHEN. I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ANY OF THE

從廚房裡出來。我不知道任何關於

RULES OF PICKLE. I PLAYED TENNIS WHEN I WAS A

泡菜的規則。我小時候打網球

KID. BUT THAT WAS PRETTY MUCH IT.

小孩。但這差不多就是這樣。

AND WE WERE REALLY-- WE WERE A NERVOUS WRECK GOING INTO IT.

我們真的是......我們是一個緊張的破壞者，進入它。

>> Stephen: THE SECRET TO PICKLEBALL, IN MY OPINION, IS

>> 斯蒂芬：在我看來，皮球的祕密是

THE BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD IS ABOUT TWICE AS GOOD AS THE WORST

世界上最好的球員大約是最差的球員的兩倍

PLAYER IN THE WORLD. YOU CAN GRADE PICKLEBALL

世界上的球員。你可以對皮球進行分級

PLAYERS-- >> YOU'RE ALREADY AT 90%.

玩家-->>你已經達到90%。

>> Stephen: ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TWO, THAT'S HOW YOU RATE

>> 斯蒂芬: 在一到二的範圍內，你是如何評價的？

PICKLEBALL PLAYERS. YOU CAME IN AS A SOLID ONE AND

皮球運動員。你作為一個堅實的人進來了，而且

ENDED AS A TWO. >> THAT'S ALL IT TOOK.

以二字結束。>>這就是所有的事情了。

>> I FELT LIKE AN IMPOSTOR, TRUTH BE TOLD, I WAS KIND OF

>> 我覺得自己是個冒牌貨，說實話，我是有點

CALLED IN AT THE LAST MINUTE -- >> Stephen: WE HAD ANOTHER

在最後一刻被叫來 -- >> 斯蒂芬：我們又有了一個人

PLAYER TESTED POSITIVE AT THE LAST MOMENT.

球員在最後時刻檢測出陽性。

>> MORE FAMOUS THAN ME. >> I WAS 26 HOURS' WARNING I

>> 比我更出名。>> 我是26小時的警告我

THINK IT WAS. AND THE EXECUTIVE AT CBS AND

認為是這樣的。和CBS的執行官和

CALLED ME AND SAID, "I JUST NOTICED, PHIL, THAT YOUR NAME IS

給我打電話說，"我剛剛注意到，菲爾，你的名字是

NOT ONs LIST." I WAS LIKE, "REALLY?"

不在名單上。"我當時想，"真的嗎？"

AND THEY WERE LIKE, "WHEN I FOUND OUT, I HAD TO DO SOMETHING

他們說，"當我發現的時候，我必須做一些事情。

ABOUT IT." AND I SAD, ALL RIGHT, WHO GOT

關於它。"我很難過，好吧，誰得到了

SICK?" AND THERE WAS SILENCE AND, "WHAT

病了？"沉默不語，"什麼

ARE YOU DOING ON FRIDAY?" >> Stephen: BUT YOU'RE THE

你在星期五做什麼？">> 斯蒂芬：但你是

CHAMPION AFTER NOT TRAINING AT ALL, AND EMMA WATSON IS OVER

在完全沒有訓練的情況下獲得了冠軍，而艾瑪-沃特森則超過了

THERE, M.V.P. >> EMMA WATSON LIKE METHOD ACTED

在那裡，M.V.P.>>艾瑪-沃特森一樣的方法行事

HER WAY THROUGH THE WHOLE THING. I DON'T THINK SHE PLAYED

她的方式通過整個事情。我認為她沒有玩過

PICKLEBALL AT ALL, SHE HIRED SOMEBODY.

她根本沒有打過泡菜球，她僱了人。

>> SHE PUT MEs IN, LIKE, LITTLE BLOOD.

>> 她把我放在，像，小的血。

>> Stephen: YOU SAID EMMA WATSON DREW BLOOD ON YOU?

>> 斯蒂芬：你說艾瑪-沃特森把血滴在你身上？

>> WHEN I WENT INTO THE BACK RAWL--

>>當我走進後面的生...

>> HE GOT HURT, AND SHE SMILED AND KIND OF LAUGHED ABOUT IT.

>>他受傷了，她笑了笑，有點笑得很開心。

SHE WAS HAPPY. >> Stephen: FAMOUSLY CRUEL

她很高興。>> 斯蒂芬。著名的殘忍

PERSON, EMMA WATSON. >> IT WAS A LITTLE HURTFUL, TO

人，艾瑪-沃森。>> 這有點傷人，對

BE HONEST WITH YOU. I LOVE HER.

跟你說實話。我愛她。

SHE'S SO GOOD. >> WE NEEDED TO TAKE IT TO THE

她是如此的好。>> 我們需要把它帶到

NEXT LEVEL. >> Stephen: DIERKS, I HEARD

下一層次。>> 斯蒂芬: 迪爾克斯，我聽到了

YOUR SON RECENTLY WON A CHAMPIONSHIP OF HIS OWN.

你的兒子最近贏得了他自己的一個冠軍。

>> HE DID. >> Stephen: TELL ME ABOUT

>> 他做到了。>> 斯蒂芬：告訴我關於

THAT? >> HE PLAYS TRAVEL HOCKEY, I'M A

那是什麼？>> 他打旅行曲棍球，我是一個

TRAVEL HOCKEY DAD, AND MY WIFE TRAVELS,s TOO SPEAKING ABOUT

旅行中的冰球爸爸，我的妻子也在旅行，我也在說。

MOTIVATION. I'M ALL ABOUT FINDING WAYS TO

動機。我一直在尋找方法來

MOTIVATE MYSELF, AND MOTIVATE MY FAMILY, AND KNOX'S TEAM WAS OFF

激勵我自己，激勵我的家人，而諾克斯的團隊已經離開了。

TO A SLOW START AND WE AND THE DADS HAD AN IDEA, TELL THEM IF

我們和爸爸們有一個想法，告訴他們如果

THEY WON THE CHAMPIONSHIP WE'D TAKE THEM TO HOOTERS.

他們贏得了冠軍，我們會帶他們去胡蝶餐廳。

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE IT. THEY WON.

你不會相信的。他們贏了。

THEY DIDN'T LET A GOAL GO IN FOR THE REST OF THE SERIES.

在該系列賽的其餘部分中，他們沒有讓一個球進入。

>> Stephen: HOW OLD IS HE? >> NINE.

>> 斯蒂芬：他多大了？>> 九歲。

>> Stephen: DAD OF THE YEAR. THAT'S ABOUT AS OLD AS A PERSON

>> 斯蒂芬：年度最佳父親。這和一個人的年齡差不多

SHOULD BE AND STILL ENJOY GOING TO HOOTERS.

應該是，並且仍然喜歡去胡特斯。

( LAUGHTER ). >> Stephen: LISTEN, PEOPLE

(大笑)。>> 斯蒂芬：聽著，夥計們

KNOW YOU AS A WORLD-CLASS PICKLEBALL PLAYER MOSTLY AT THIS

我知道你是一個世界級的皮球運動員，主要是在這裡。

POINT. BUT YOU DO STILL PLAY COUNTRY

觀點。但你仍然在玩鄉村遊戲

MUSIC. >> JUST FOR YOU.

音樂。>>只為你。

>> Stephen: YOU CAN SHARE WITH THE PEOPLE WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO

>> 斯蒂芬: 你可以與人們分享你要去的地方。

BE DOING? >> I HAVE A BRAND NEW SONG,

要做什麼？>> 我有一首全新的歌曲。

CALLED "GOLD" COMING OUT IN FEBRUARY, I GUESS, AND IT'S ALL

稱為 "黃金 "的產品將在2月推出，我想，它是所有

ABOUT PICKLEBALL, FOLK S. >> Stephen: DIERKS,

關於皮克球，民謠S.>>斯蒂芬：DIERKS。

CONGRATULATIONS. PHIL, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR

恭喜你。菲爾，非常感謝你

BEING HERE, MAN. THERE YOU GO.

在這裡，男人。你去那裡。

THE WINNERS OF THE COLBERT CUP. YOU CAN STREAM "PICKLED" ON

科爾伯特杯的獲獎者。你可以在以下網站上看到 "醃製 "的視頻

PARAMOUNT+ AND CATCH PHIL ON "THE AMAZING RACE" AND "TOUGH AS

在 "了不起的比賽 "和 "堅韌不拔 "中追趕菲爾。

NAILS" WHICH PREMIERES JANUARY 4th.

NAILS "將於1月4日首演。

DIERKS BENTLEY AND PHIL KEOGHAN, EVERYBODY.

迪爾克斯-本特利和菲爾-基奧漢，各位。

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A PERFORMANCE BY DIERKS.

我們馬上回來，由迪爾克斯表演。