Name: 海綿寶寶不穿褲子打架後被逮捕!| 新原創系列｜比基尼海灘調查員第1集 (SpongeBob Arrested After No-Pants Fight! | NEW Original Series | Bikini Bottom Inquirer Ep. 1)
Uploaded: 2022-11-19T17:40:24.000Z
Duration: 7 min 36 s

Welcome to bikini bottom inquirer where investigative thrills are packed to the gills.

歡迎來到比基尼底調查員，在這裡，調查的快感被擠得水洩不通。

Here's your host award wanting anchorman perch Perkins.

這是你的主持獎想要主播棲息的帕金斯。

I'm perch Perkins and here are tonight's top stories.

我是珀金斯，下面是今晚的熱門新聞。

Citizens were horrified to witness to bikini bottom residents fighting bear over a can of paint and then a talking squirrel was seen rocketing back to texas in her own personal acorn ship.

市民們驚恐地看到比基尼底部的居民為了一罐油漆而與熊打架，然後看到一隻會說話的松鼠乘坐她自己的個人橡樹果實船火箭般地回到了德克薩斯州。

Believe it or not, Lastly, our top story is bikini bottom haunted.

信不信由你，最後，我們的頭條新聞是比基尼底部鬧鬼。

Local residents report ghostly encounters.

And don't forget to vote in tonight's community poll.

不要忘記在今晚的社區投票中投票。

Who's the most handsome man in bikini bottom.

誰是穿比基尼底褲的最帥男人。

The choices are larry, the lobster gary, the snail, the dirty bubble kevin sea cucumber lurch.

選擇是拉里，龍蝦加里，蝸牛，骯髒的保麗龍凱文海参魯奇。

Seaweed man and perch Perkins should be a tight race will give you the results at the end of the show.

海藻人和鱸魚帕金斯應該是一場激烈的比賽，將在節目結束時給你結果。

But first news flesh, Our Flash, this sea stars head just exploded In the downtown store palace of pranks.

但首先是新聞肉體，我們的閃電俠，這個海星的頭剛剛在市中心商店的惡作劇宮殿裡爆炸了。

Our production team has obtained security footage of the incident Clean up on Aisle three.

我們的製作團隊已經獲得了事件的安全錄像 在三號過道上清理。

This store has been selling unregulated pranks for years from whoopee cushions to exploding chewing gum and even fake vomit, wow, I can't believe it's not real vomit smells real.

這家商店多年來一直在銷售不受管制的惡作劇，從whoopee cushions到爆炸的口香糖，甚至是假的嘔吐物，哇，我不敢相信這不是真的嘔吐物，聞起來是真的。

Oh wait, that is real frank's got deal so good your head will explode.

哦，等等，那是真正的法蘭克人的交易，好到你的頭都要炸了。

His guarantee frank's palace of frank's open monday through saturday 10 AM to five PM.

他保證法蘭克的宮殿在週一至週六上午10點至下午5點開放。

Back to our first story to bikini bottom residents were spotted fighting in their birthday suits by the side of the road.

回到我們的第一個故事，比基尼底部的居民被發現穿著生日套裝在路邊打架。

The perpetrators were identified as spongebob and patrick That was the last we saw of naked bob and nude star as they disappeared into thin air.

肇事者被確認為海綿寶寶和帕特里克，這是我們最後一次看到裸體鮑勃和裸體明星，因為他們消失在空氣中了。

對不起，我們正在進行其他新聞的裝修。

Acorn rocket ship was seen flying and route to texas.

有人看到橡子號火箭飛船在飛行，路線為德克薩斯州。

Sources have confirmed that her trip was unplanned.

消息人士證實，她的旅行是沒有計劃的。

An investigative team stopped by her tree dome for more clues and noticed her living room was filled with an assortment of framed portraits of Patrick star.

一個調查小組在她的樹狀圓頂上停下來尋找更多的線索，並注意到她的客廳裡擺滿了各種各樣的帕特里克明星的鑲框畫像。

Is this just a coincidence or are these two bikini bottoms new power couple.

這只是一個巧合，還是這兩個比基尼底褲是新的權力夫婦。

Let's take one more look at those framed photos of Patrick.

讓我們再看一眼帕特里克的那些鑲框照片。

They say a picture is worth 1000 words, but there are no words to describe how uncomfortable I am, yikes!

他們說，一張照片勝過1000個字，但沒有任何語言可以描述我有多不舒服，哎呀!

Does miss cheeks disappearance have anything to do with our next story this week.

Miss Cheeks的失蹤與我們本週的下一個故事有關嗎？

Ghosts have wreaked havoc in bikini bottom.

Let's take a look at some close encounters caught on camera.

讓我們來看看鏡頭中捕捉到的一些親密接觸。

Local officials agree there is something off in bikini bottom.

當地官員同意比基尼底部有一些不對勁的地方。

It's time to take some callers perch, phone, scwill liam you're on the perch.

現在是時候採取一些呼叫者的棲息地，電話，scwill liam你在棲息地。

Actually I wanted to talk about squid word.

I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe on a raft for the last time.

我最後一次要在木筏上吃雙倍三倍霸氣的豪華餐。

This is not the krusty Krab time for one more caller doodle bob.

現在不是蟹堡王的時間，不能再讓一個打電話的人塗鴉鮑勃。

What is going on today and now our second best reporter will join us for the lurch Report, bikini bottom second best reporter lurch.

今天發生了什麼事，現在我們的第二好記者將加入我們的魯奇報告，比基尼底第二好記者魯奇。

好吧，他們離開了新的理髮棲息地，不。

I'm here with an exclusive interview with one of the bikini.

我在這裡對其中一位比基尼進行了獨家採訪。

This ghost is exercising his right to remain silent.

這個鬼魂正在行使他的權利，保持緘默。

I'm sure your family will come back soon enough, but probably not.

我相信你的家人會很快回來的，但可能不會。

And now breaking news ghosts haunt the Krusty Krab this just in security cam footage will finally reveal the true nature of the bikini bottom ghosts.

現在突發新聞鬼魂在蟹堡王餐廳出沒，這個剛剛出現的安全攝像頭鏡頭將最終揭示比基尼底部鬼魂的真實面目。

Okay, we're all seeing this for the first time here.

好吧，我們都是第一次在這裡看到這個。

Mr crabs is trapped in the krusty Krab and has no escape from the so called ghosts crabs.

螃蟹先生被困在蟹殼裡，無法逃脫所謂的幽靈螃蟹。

Okay, in haste dumps a bucket of water onto the ghosts, revealing their true nature.

好了，匆忙中把一桶水倒在鬼魂身上，暴露了他們的真實面目。

Spongebob and patrick ghosts are scary, but you know, it's even scarier.

海綿寶寶和帕特里克的鬼魂很嚇人，但你知道，這更嚇人。

They're still in their birthday suits somebody get them a towel.

他們還穿著他們的生日套裝，有人給他們拿條毛巾。

Let's take a look at the commotion inside the krusty Krab Krusty Krab presents live nude pranksters starring the bikini bottom ghosts.

讓我們來看看蟹堡王裡面的騷動吧！蟹堡王為您呈現由比基尼底層幽靈主演的現場裸體惡作劇。

I can only hope that years of expensive therapy can bring me back to normal and now for our community poll results.

我只能希望多年的昂貴治療能讓我恢復正常，現在為我們的社區投票結果。

It's time to find out who's the most handsome man in bikini bottom drumroll, please.

現在是時候找出誰是穿比基尼底褲的最帥男人了，請鼓掌。

I don't know why I'm so nervous and the winner is Perch Perkins.

我不知道為什麼我這麼緊張，而獲勝者是佩奇-帕金斯。

Oh, I never this, this, this is so sudden.

哦，我從來沒有這個，這個，這個是如此的突然。

I've wanted to, Oh, this is so, I don't know what to say.

我一直想，哦，這是如此，我不知道該怎麼說。

I can't thank the viewers enough for this honor.

我對觀眾的這一榮譽感激不盡。

I greatly appreciate the one person who voted Thanks mom.

我非常感謝那個投票的人，謝謝媽媽。

I'm Perch Perkins and that's all the news that's fit to float.

我是佩奇-帕金斯，這就是所有適合漂浮的新聞。