Today we've got a challenge that's gonna make you wanna pull out your hair for reals?

今天我們有一個挑戰，會讓你真的想拔掉你的頭髮？

The extreme waxing challenge?

極限脫毛的挑戰？

Now let's meet our contestants grapefruit, good morrow and special guest.

現在讓我們來認識一下我們的參賽者柚子、Good morrow和特別嘉賓。

Hey there Ben stuck inside a cat's esophagus.

嘿，本卡在貓的食道里。

Pretty much you know in my entire life.

在我的整個生活中，你幾乎都知道。

So needless to say it's nice to be out okay before we begin I should warn you both.

所以不用說，能出來就不錯了。在我們開始之前，我應該警告你們兩個。

This challenge is gonna hurt.

這個挑戰會很痛。

Oh I am well aware you are.

哦，我很清楚你是。

Are you saying you like wax your body before?

你是說你以前喜歡給自己的身體打蠟嗎？

Um No sorry I meant to say that more calm.

呃......不，對不起，我的意思是說，要更冷靜。

No.

沒有。

Yeah it seems like you've waxed bro.

是的，看來你已經打過蠟了，兄弟。

No no I haven't I've never waxed anything on my body before you have.

不，不，我沒有，我從來沒有在我的身體上打過任何蠟，你有。

Maybe I have.

也許我有。

That's why I'm the host of today's episode.

這就是為什麼我是今天這期節目的主持人。

I have never waxed anything ever.

我從來沒有給任何東西打過蠟。

Okay we just move along already.

好了，我們已經開始行動了。

Anyway.

無論如何。

The winner of today's challenge wins this mystery box.

今天挑戰的獲勝者將贏得這個神祕的盒子。

What's inside a Brazilian?

巴西人裡面有什麼？

Just kidding.

開個玩笑。

The contents are a complete mystery.

內容完全是個謎。

Couldn't resist making a little waxing joke.

忍不住要開個打蠟的小玩笑。

I don't get it.

我不明白。

Do you get it?

你明白嗎？

No one gets it.

沒有人得到它。

Yes I mean no.

是的，我是說沒有。

Which everyone makes you think?

哪個人讓你覺得？

I've never waxed my body.

我從來沒有給自己的身體打過蠟。

That's my answer.

這就是我的答案。

Let's begin.

讓我們開始吧。

Round one.

第一輪。

We're starting small.

我們從小處著手。

We're waxing your eyebrows.

我們正在給你的眉毛打蠟。

Yeah this is gonna be a breeze.

是的，這將是一件輕而易舉的事。

I don't have eyebrows.

我沒有眉毛。

You're lucky me.

你是我的幸運兒。

I'm not sure where my eyebrows end and my body begins.

我不確定我的眉毛在哪裡結束，我的身體在哪裡開始。

Yeah I've been meaning to ask you you do have a body under all that hair right?

是的，我一直想問你，你在所有的頭髮下有一個身體，對嗎？

What do you mean like?

你的意思是像什麼？

Is there a body at the center of you that all your hair is growing out of or are you just like all hair time's up less tongue wagon and more brow waxing.

在你的中心有一個身體，你所有的毛髮都是從那裡長出來的，還是你只是像所有的毛髮時間的了少的舌頭旅行車，多的眉毛打蠟。

Here we go, wax on.

在這裡，我們去，打蠟。

Oh man, I guess I had some baby hairs up there after all.

哦，夥計，我想我畢竟有一些嬰兒毛髮在那裡。

Okay, that kinda hurt for a second but not nearly as much.

好吧，這有點疼，但沒有那麼多。

Oh my eyes, my eyes just kidding, barely even felt it.

哦，我的眼睛，我的眼睛只是在開玩笑，甚至幾乎沒有感覺。

I think I'm gonna be sick.

我想我要生病了。

Hairball.

毛球。

Are are you ok?

你還好嗎？

Yeah, just getting a surprising new perspective on things, wow, you're still in a pretty good mood.

是啊，只是對事情有了一個驚人的新看法，哇，你的心情還是挺好的。

All things considered.

所有的事情都考慮到了。

Well, what can I say?

嗯，我能說什麼呢？

Having my eyes torn off my body still beats the heck out of being inside a cat's esophagus.

把我的眼睛從我的身體上撕下來，仍然勝過在貓的食道里的感覺。

Maybe you could just set my eyes over near my body.

也許你可以把我的眼睛放在我的身體附近。

Perfect.

完美。

Thank you.

謝謝你。

Um Well if hairball isn't going to forfeit, I guess it's on to round two mustaches.

嗯......如果毛球不打算棄權，我想這是第二輪的鬍子。

Bring it on.

帶來吧。

You heard him bring in the wax.

你聽到他把蠟拿來了。

Here's what I'm worried about here.

這裡是我所擔心的。

Oh, that is hot.

哦，那是熱的。

You know what, I'll pass on this round you forfeit.

你知道嗎，你放棄的這一輪我就不做了。

I mean, yeah, I got a bit of a mustache going here and I like the way it looks.

我的意思是，是的，我這裡有一點鬍子，我喜歡它的樣子。

I don't feel like shaving it for one little challenge episode.

我不覺得為了一個小小的挑戰情節而剃光它。

Have it your way.

按你的方式來。

Anyway, here's what I'm worried about hairball.

總之，我所擔心的毛球是這樣的。

There's no actual body underneath all your hair.

在你所有的頭髮下面沒有實際的身體。

I feel like these wax strips might just tear away like all you Well I'm not really worried about it, you know?

我覺得這些蠟條可能會像你一樣被撕掉 我不是真的擔心它，你知道嗎？

Of course that might just be because I just have a lot of hair instead of an actual brain.

當然，這可能只是因為我只是有很多頭髮，而不是真正的大腦。

Yeah.

是的。

Real funny stuff.

真正有趣的東西。

All right.

好的。

You two enough yip yapping and more lip waxing.

你們兩個夠了吧，再多打打嘴脣蠟。

123.

123.

Uh Not me pal.

呃 不是我，夥計。

I set out this round.

我這一輪出發了。

Remember you should go help your buddy with Oh, my mouth, My mouth is separated from my body.

記住你應該去幫助你的夥伴，哦，我的嘴，我的嘴和我的身體分開了。

The pain, the pain is non existent.

痛苦，痛苦是不存在的。

Actually.

實際上。

Had you guys going there for a minute, hardly even tickled.

讓你們在那裡呆了一分鐘，幾乎都沒有被撓到。

Oh my God, you two should see your faces relax bro.

哦，我的上帝，你們兩個應該看到你們的臉放鬆了，兄弟。

Can you see our faces?

你能看到我們的臉嗎？

Sure my eyes are working fine.

當然，我的眼睛是正常的。

So is my mouth, in fact, Hey, that's really good.

我的嘴也是如此，事實上，嘿，這真的很好。

Shouldn't we get him to it like a doctor or something?

我們不應該讓他像醫生或其他東西一樣去看嗎？

Why?

為什麼？

So you can have the mystery box all to yourself?

這樣你就可以獨享這個神祕的盒子了？

No, just set my mouth over near my body.

不，只是把我的嘴放在我的身體附近。

Oh, I'm glad you're up for round three cause it's the best one.

哦，我很高興你能參加第三輪，因為這是最好的一輪。

Come on.

來吧。

Let's lift the wax on hairballs body.

讓我們來解除毛球身上的蠟。

His entire front side is gone, his backside obviously.

他的整個前側都不見了，他的後側顯然也是如此。

Oh my God, we're doing this on camera.

哦，我的上帝，我們在攝影機上做這個。

Only if you want any shot at winning that mystery box, bring in the wax.

只有當你想贏得那個神祕的盒子時，才要把蠟帶過來。

Oh they are really getting up in there.

哦，他們真的是在那裡得到的。

So lather it on fellas!

所以，夥計們，把它塗上吧!

This one's for all the marbles.

這一次是為了所有的彈珠。

Oh, so it's marbles in the old mystery box.

哦，原來是舊的神祕盒子裡的彈珠。

I lost a few of those a long time ago.

很久以前我就失去了一些這樣的東西。

Just a figure of speech.

只是一個比喻。

Oh sorry.

哦，對不起。

Can't really keep up with slang when you live in a cat's esophagus.

當你住在貓的食道里時，真的無法跟上俚語。

Okay, you too Less jibber jabbing and more strip ripping sis.

好吧，你也少說兩句，多扯幾條，姐姐。

I'm just gonna say it.

我只是想說。

That didn't even rhyme.

這甚至都不押韻。

I mean honestly they get weaker and weaker every round and uh um grapefruit.

我的意思是，說實話，他們每一輪都變得越來越弱，嗯嗯，葡萄柚。

Yeah, we removed your wax, Oh, owie Oh that hurts so very bad with the strips and the thing, grapefruit.

是的，我們把你的蠟去掉了，哦，嗷嗷嗷，哦，很疼很疼，帶子和那個東西，葡萄柚。

Give it up.

放棄吧。

We know you're lying.

我們知道你在撒謊。

Nothing came off.

沒有任何東西掉下來。

Oh my God, that's where you have waxed your backside bro.

哦，我的上帝，這就是你的屁股打過蠟的地方，兄弟。

I don't do it often.

我不經常這樣做。

Okay, just having to catch me right after an appointment.

好吧，只是不得不在約會後馬上抓住我。

Whoa!

哇!

Check this out.

看看這個吧。

So, uh, in an unforeseen series of events, it appears hairballs, body has been torn completely apart by three wax strips.

所以，呃，在一系列不可預見的事件中，似乎毛球，身體已經被三條蠟條完全撕開了。

Bummer.

遺憾的是。

I guess I'll have to split the mystery prize with myself.

我想我必須和我自己分享這個神祕的獎項。

Dude, you do not have to pretend to be happy about what's happening right now.

老兄，你不必假裝對現在發生的事情感到高興。

You bet I'm happy.

你打賭我很高興。

Hey, can someone assemble my body parts in the same, you know, general area so I can have more of a cohesive I guess.

嘿，誰能把我的身體部位組裝在同一個，你知道的，一般的區域，這樣我就能有更多的凝聚力我想。

Experience.

經驗。

Thanks so much.

太感謝了。

Perfect.

完美。

Alright, hairball, it's the moment of truth.

好了，毛球，現在是關鍵時刻了。

What do you hope is inside a game would be nice, Especially if it's a three player o or a pet, A pet would be the best.

你希望遊戲裡面有什麼是好的，特別是如果它是一個三個人的O或一個寵物，一個寵物將是最好的。

Well, that's great news because the mystery box contains a bird.

嗯，這是個好消息，因為神祕的盒子裡有一隻鳥。

Yeah, yeah, this is so awesome!

是的，是的，這太了不起了!

Come here you, I wanna meet whoa.

你過來，我想見見哇。

Hey now bro, That bird flew up with your eyeballs, wow!

嘿，兄弟，那隻鳥和你的眼球一起飛起來了，哇！！！！！。

What a view.

多麼美好的景色。

I wish I could share it.

我希望我可以分享它。

Just breathtaking stuff kind of thing.

只是令人歎為觀止的那種東西。

That would take hundreds and hundreds of man hours to animate but you'll just have to take my word for it.

這將需要成百上千的工時來製作動畫，但你只能相信我的話。

You don't seem very concerned or surprised by this now.

你現在似乎對這個問題不怎麼關心，也不怎麼驚訝。

You know this sort of thing happens to us.

你知道這種事情發生在我們身上。

Hairballs, birds like using us in their nests.

毛球，鳥兒喜歡在它們的巢中使用我們。

Oh yes my eyes are now being woven into the nest structure.

哦，是的，我的眼睛現在正被編織成巢穴結構。

Wait what's that?

等等，那是什麼？

I don't know what is it?

我不知道那是什麼？

It's a cat, there's a cat in the tree.

是一隻貓，樹上有一隻貓。

A cat is fighting my bird.

一隻貓在和我的鳥打架。

Oh it is an incredible battle.

哦，這是一場不可思議的戰鬥。

It would surely cost thousands of dollars to produce word to be demanded of a professional animator and we're just getting the play by play commentary.

這肯定會花費數千美元來製作詞來要求專業的動畫師，而我們只是得到了逐一的解說。

Lucky us.

我們很幸運。

The cat has one it's approaching my eyes now.

貓有一個它現在正在接近我的眼睛。

Whoa!

哇!

Really?

真的嗎？

And yeah I'm back inside a cat's esophagus.

是的，我又回到了貓的食道里。

Um Congrats I'll admit this is a bit disheartening.

嗯，恭喜你，我承認這有點令人沮喪。

I was really pumped to not have to look at cat Asaf agus 24 7 but uh looks like that's not in the cards for me but I mean look at it this way at least only your eyes are in a cat massage.

我真的很想不用再看貓咪阿薩夫-阿古斯24 7，但呃，看起來這對我來說不是什麼好事，但我的意思是這樣看，至少只有你的眼睛在做貓咪按摩。

Oh that's true.

哦，那是真的。

The rest of me is out here and free to do whatever I please.

我的其餘部分在這裡，可以自由地做我想做的事。

That's the winning attitude.

這就是勝利的態度。

What will you do first?

你會先做什麼？

Well I suppose first order of business will be to take a shower and rinse this catastrophic is stench off me because obviously that last thing I want to happen now is, well, that was unexpected.

我想第一件事是洗個澡，把這災難性的臭味沖掉，因為顯然我現在最不想發生的事情是，嗯，那是意料之外的。

Yeah.

是的。

No kitten.

沒有小貓。

Ah.

啊。