Step one cover your private parts.

第一步，遮蓋你的私人部位。

The fine line between fully nude and ever so slightly covered could be the difference between hilarity and handcuffs.

全裸和略微遮掩之間的細微差別可能是搞笑和手銬的區別。

Step two scan the hallway for room service napkins and newspapers.

第二步，掃描走廊上的客房服務餐巾紙和報紙。

In a pinch, a potted plant will do the trick.

在緊要關頭，一盆植物就能起到作用。

Step three knock on your neighbor's door and ask for a towel or robe and for them to kindly call reception for you.

第三步，敲開鄰居的門，要求提供毛巾或浴袍，並讓他們好心為你打電話給接待處。

Should that fail, step four, find the maid's closet there in, lie all the sheets and towels you could dream of.

如果失敗了，第四步，找到女傭的衣櫃，裡面躺著你夢想中的所有床單和毛巾。

Step five, stay out of the lobby and to call for help and present your wares to the front desk.

第五步，不要進入大廳，要打電話尋求幫助，並向前臺出示你的物品。

Step six, if you must venture from your floor, please take the stairs.

第六步，如果你必須從你的樓層冒險，請走樓梯。

You do not want to find yourself in an elevator to learn to avoid such a predicament yourself, as well as how to overcome nuclear explosions bumping into your ex or you can eat buffets, a zombie attack, getting kidnapped, a job you hate hangovers, a failed parachute writer's block and more.

你不想在電梯裡發現自己，要學會自己避免這樣的困境，以及如何克服核爆炸撞到你的前任或你可以吃自助餐，殭屍襲擊，被綁架，你討厭的工作宿醉，失敗的降落傘作家的障礙和更多。

Get your own copy of Lonely Planet's, how to survive anything.

獲取你自己的《孤獨星球》，如何在任何情況下生存。