Name: 10次《家有兒女》說了我們都在想的事 (Top 10 Times Family Guy Said What We Were All Thinking)
Uploaded: 2022-11-10T16:50:54.000Z
Duration: 12 min 25 s

I don't know what that is on account of being joe Uber.

我不知道那是什麼，因為我是Joe Uber。

It's like a cab except it feels like a game cause it's from your phone.

這就像計程車，除了感覺像遊戲，因為它是來自你的手機。

And today we're counting down our picks for the top 10 times.

今天，我們將盤點我們選出的前10次。

We were all thinking, jump the hell up here, you dope.

我們都在想，跳到這裡來吧，你這個笨蛋。

I demand that you jump up here and be a companion, be a companion for this list.

我要求你在這裡跳起來，做一個同伴，做這個名單的同伴。

To be looking at the most relatable moments from the animated show and the incidents that made us go, Yeah, that's exactly what I was gonna say.

要看的是卡通片中最有親和力的時刻和讓我們去的事件，是的，這正是我想說的。

If the griffin family were in a hunger Games situation, who would be the last one standing?

如果格里芬家族處於飢餓遊戲的情況下，誰會是最後站立的人？

Let us know below a number 10 pizza salad at some point or another we've all ordered to take out that comes with a salad.

讓我們知道下面的10號披薩沙拉在某種程度上或其他我們都點過的帶沙拉的外賣。

好吧，四個披薩和一個沙拉色拉。

Sometimes it's good, sometimes it's bad and other times it's just fine.

有時是好的，有時是壞的，其他時候就很好。

But whenever you order one from a pizza place, you're probably in for a dreadful time in this episode, Family guy captures the regular misery of the situation.

但是，每當你從比薩餅店訂購時，你可能會有一段可怕的時間，在這一集裡，《家庭》雜誌抓住了常規的悲慘情況。

Cut it into thirds, it should be big enough to pretend you've got red teeth in a cut away the show parodies a pizza place making the horrific salad, a whole head of lettuce, A carrot cut length ways, whole black olives, tomatoes cut into thirds and hot peppers are lobbed on to make up the smorgasbord of vegetable badness.

把它切成三份，它應該大到足以假裝你有紅色的牙齒，在切開的時候，節目模仿一個比薩店製作可怕的沙拉，一整頭生菜，一個胡蘿蔔切成長條形，整個黑橄欖，西紅柿切成三份，辣椒被扔上去，組成了蔬菜的大雜燴。

Finally, it's completed by being placed under hot items to give people what they need.

最後，通過放在熱門物品下完成，讓人們得到他們所需要的東西。

It's not a judgment, it's just a fact brian and Stewie are one of the greatest double acts, an animated tv history the to bounce off each other really well you wasted the one phone call we had to return a sweater, a $3000 sweater which I am now stuck with.

這不是一個判斷，這只是一個事實，Brian和Stewie是最偉大的雙人表演之一，在動畫電視歷史上，他們彼此之間的關係真的很好，你浪費了一個電話，我們不得不退回一件毛衣，一件3000美元的毛衣，我現在被困在這裡。

Oh, this day and in this episode it was really high highlighted as the to speak about life.

哦，這一天，在這一集裡，它真的被高度強調了，因為要講究生活。

Stewie and brian are locked into a bank vault and attempt to survive the experience.

Stewie和Brian被鎖在一個銀行金庫裡，並試圖在這個經歷中生存下來。

After jokes such as Stewie needing changing in the grossest way possible.

在諸如Stewie需要以最噁心的方式換衣服這樣的笑話之後。

Stewie asks brian about the fire army keeps in his security box and the dog tells them the reason that gets incredibly real yesterday when you said I don't live with purpose.

Stewie問Brian關於火軍放在他的安全箱裡的事，狗告訴他們昨天你說我不帶著目的生活時，得到的原因是難以置信的真實。

You were right, I don't, what purpose does my life have?

你是對的，我不知道，我的生活有什麼目的？

The episode does a great job of showcasing the relationship between a child and his dog.

這一集很好地展示了一個孩子和他的狗之間的關係。

But it also tackles difficult subjects that sometimes need to be discussed.

但它也處理了有時需要討論的困難議題。

Hotel buffets, you know, there is a best western in co hog.

酒店的自助餐，你知道，在Co hog有一個最佳西方酒店。

Yeah, but don't we need a room key to get breakfast, you mean like this one.

是的，但我們不需要房間鑰匙來獲得早餐，你是說像這個。

If you've ever had the experience of a hotel breakfast buffet, you know, it's often pretty, pretty underwhelming.

如果你有過酒店自助早餐的經歷，你就會知道，它往往是相當、相當不令人滿意的。

Well, family guy spent a whole episode mocking the practice when peter and chris become obsessed with the buffets and heist themselves into them as the father and son traveled to various hotels, the episode mocks the complimentary offerings for their game that many of us have experienced, such as yogurt, you didn't know came in such a small size and orange juice that doesn't taste like good old O.

好吧，《家有兒女》花了整整一集來嘲笑這種做法，當彼得和克里斯迷上了自助餐，並在這對父子去各個酒店旅行時把自己騙進了自助餐，這一集嘲笑他們遊戲的免費產品，我們很多人都經歷過，比如酸奶，你不知道有這麼小的尺寸，還有橙汁，味道不像是好的老O。

Now grab a yogurt that's way smaller than you knew they made yogurts and you grab an orange juice that doesn't taste like orange juice, but like someone described the taste of orange juice to an alien.

現在抓起一個酸奶，它比你知道他們製造的酸奶小得多，你抓起一個橙汁，它的味道不像是橙汁，而像是有人向外星人描述的橙汁的味道。

Speaking of food in the episode, hot pocket dial, the show targets the bread and butter offered by many restaurants.

說到這一集的食物，熱氣騰騰的口袋轉盤，該節目針對的是許多餐館提供的麵包和黃油。

The decorative butter is often way too cold and does nothing but ruin the spreading dad.

裝飾用的黃油往往太冷了，除了毀掉塗抹的爸爸外，什麼也做不了。

Sure, but don't forget the butter that looks like decorative bathroom soaps and is impossible to smear Number seven pet problems.

當然，但不要忘了看起來像裝飾性浴室肥皂的黃油，而且不可能塗抹七種寵物問題。

Alright, now I'm gonna scratch your forehead for a while, so don't seem like you like it at first and suddenly bite my hand for no, if you've ever had a pet, sometimes it can be tricky to love them.

好了，現在我要抓一下你的額頭，所以不要一開始好像很喜歡，突然咬住我的手不放，如果你養過寵物，有時愛它們是很棘手的。

You try your best to get the animal to hang out with you, but since they're their own being, they might not want that.

你盡力讓動物和你一起玩，但由於它們是自己的存在，它們可能不希望這樣。

And even if you get a slight chance to bond with the critter, they can strike at any time in this episode.

而且，即使你有一點機會與小動物建立聯繫，它們也會在這一集裡隨時出擊。

Lois does her best to get brian to join her on the couch.

露易絲盡力讓布萊恩和她一起坐在沙發上。

When he's eventually dragged up, she pets him only for the dog to bite her.

當他最終被拖上來時，她撫摸著他，但那條狗卻咬了她。

Lois, now annoyed states, she'll buy him a $70 toy she knows brian will hate.

露易絲現在很惱火地說，她會給他買一個70美元的玩具，她知道布萊恩會討厭。

We've all been there attempting to bribe love from your pet to only be met with indifference.

我們都有過這樣的經歷，試圖賄賂你的寵物的愛，但只得到了冷漠的迴應。

Giving someone a phone number or spelling a name on the phone is clearly one of the nine circles of torment in um modern retelling of Dante's Inferno.

在現代重述但丁的《地獄》中，給別人一個電話號碼或在電話中拼出一個名字，顯然是九層地獄中的一環。

It feels like a never ending nightmare that does nothing but make everyone involved feel really annoyed.

這感覺就像一場永無止境的噩夢，除了讓每個參與其中的人感到非常惱火之外，什麼也做不了。

In this episode, Peter has a cutaway with everyone's favorite housekeeper Consuelo.

在這一集裡，彼得與大家最喜歡的管家康蘇埃洛進行了切磋。

He tries to give her his cell phone number only for it to be an incredibly confusing affair.

他試圖給她他的手機號碼，但這是一個令人難以置信的混亂的事情。

Yes, Consuela struggles with the numbers while Peter is frustrated.

是的，康蘇拉在數字上掙扎，而彼得卻很沮喪。

I'm not giving you quantity of the numbers.

Obviously there's an added language barrier there.

很明顯，那裡有一個額外的語言障礙。

But the conversation is filled with universal misunderstandings that really resonate.

但對話中充滿了普遍的誤解，真正引起了共鳴。

好了，現在把這個數字讀給我聽。

Pet grief kids looking after animals is one of the most adorable things in life.

寵物悲傷的孩子們照顧動物是生活中最可愛的事情之一。

I wonder if maybe I could take care of it.

I don't know if you should do it on your own.

我不知道你是否應該自己去做。

It's also a bit of a rite of passage for the young guns as they try to show their grown up and responsible.

這也是年輕的槍手們的一種成年儀式，因為他們試圖展示自己的成長和責任。

In this episode, chris and Stewie find an injured orphaned baby squirrel from a fallen tree and go on a quest to rehabilitate it.

在這一集裡，chris和Stewie從一棵倒下的樹上發現了一隻受傷的孤兒小松鼠，並開始了對它的康復工作。

Besides the jokes comparing them to new parents, it also shows the bond between the brothers in caring for the nut loving creature.

除了把他們比作新父母的笑話，它還顯示了兄弟倆在照顧堅果類動物方面的聯繫。

Don't film me film the baby but you're both so cute this role, it it suits you.

不要拍我拍孩子，但你們倆的這個角色太可愛了，它很適合你們。

It's like you've been waiting you your whole life to be this person.

這就像你一直在等待你的一生成為這個人。

But eventually after helping the squirrel recover it all goes horribly wrong.

但最終在幫助松鼠恢復後，一切都發生了可怕的錯誤。

The to watch on as brian savagely attacks the squirrel.

Now the brothers get another a more unfortunate rite of passage.

現在，這對兄弟得到了另一個更不幸的成年禮。

It was a true pleasure parenting our squirrel with you chris.

與你一起養育我們的松鼠是一種真正的樂趣，克里斯。

Likewise dewey and although his life was brief and always have very fond memories of him number for Uber issues.

同樣，杜威和雖然他的生命是短暫的，並且一直對他有非常美好的回憶號為Uber問題。

Uber is a bit of a controversial company.

Well it's convenient and easy to use with a simple phone app.

嗯，它很方便，用一個簡單的手機應用程序就可以輕鬆使用。

The firm has been known to be a bit dodgy when it comes to its hiring practices and the allegations of some of its staff.

眾所周知，該公司在招聘做法和一些員工的指控方面有點躲躲閃閃。

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