字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 You're under arrest! You'll never catch me, heh! [laughing] [laughing] Hey, that's not fair, cowboys couldn't afford cannons. They couldn't afford station wagons, either. Nice paneling. All right, pinhead, your time is up. Who are you calling pinhead? I wanna be Dirty Dan! What makes you think you can be Dirty Dan? Dirty D! I'd say I'm Dirty Dan. I'd say I'm Dirty Dan! -No! -Yes! I'd say I'm Dirty Dan, ow! I'm Dirty Dan! I'm Dirty Dan! I'm Dirty Dan! I'm Dirty Dan, uff! I'm Dirty Dan! I'm Dirty Dan, ow! I'm Dirty Dan! I'm Dirty Dan! I'm Dirty Dan! I'm Dirty Dan, ow! I'm Dirty Dan! [screaming] Screaming will get you-- [growling] Which one of you fellers is the real Dirty Dan? Uh, I am. [screaming] Patrick! Hot wings. Okay, pinhead Larry, now you get yours. [screaming] Pinhead! [growling] [whimpering] [growling] [whimpering] [screaming] Now you're going to pay for those crimes pinhead! Andy, stand back! I'm warning ya. [roaring] Okay, I warned ya! Did you win? [yelling] Hi SpongeBob! [roaring] [screaming] [snoring] Okay SpongeBob, you can be Dirty Dan, I just want to be Patrick. No really, you gotta come save me! Hey Sandy, who's your friend? But, but you're supposed to be in the gorilla suit? I am in the gorilla suit? I thought I was doing a pretty good job. If you're Patrick, then who's that? [growling] Ah, a really gorilla! Huh? [growling] [screaming] [growling] [monkey noises] [screaming] [screaming] [screaming] Oh my gosh! [screaming] This can't be happening! [screaming\ This is exactly the kind of thing I was talking about! Well, they were asking for it. It's not like I didn't warn them about the dangers of outside. Yes, Chip, I know they're my two dearest friends in the whole world, but I told them I wasn't going outside no matter what. We can do without the name calling! Thank you very much, used napkin. I know Chip, if it was me out there bagged by an ape, Patrick and Sandy would risk anything to save me. And I've got to do the same for them. [screaming] [screaming] [screaming] [screaming] [screaming] [screaming] Chumbucket, this is personal! [screaming] [screaming] [screaming] [screaming] My name's not... Rick! [screaming] -I don't like you! -I don't like you more! I never liked you! I a thousand times never liked you! -Pink! -Yellow! [groaning] [crowd gasping] Yellow! Pink? You do care! [sobbing] I love this show! [screaming] [yelling] Uh, just a second, safety first! And now, spin technique! [yelling] Double overhand squirrel knot. I'm going to get you tomorrow SpongeBob! That'll be the day! Woot woot woot woot woot woot! Nice try, little man. Hey, I was in front of you! -No you weren't! -Are you calling me a liar? I ain't calling you for dinner! [yelling] Hold it you two. That's enough, you're both plenty tough, go ahead of me. -All right! -Thanks Rich. [humming] -Hello? -Hiya! [karate sounds] Nice try Sponge brain! Um, Squidward you're standing on my foot. Oh, sorry SpongeBob. And you got your elbow in my ribs. Ew... Patrick! And stop stepping in my potato salad! -Hey hey hey guys! -Stop pushing me, Patrick! You mean like this? No, like this! You shouldn't fight in here! This is a magical place. Patrick, get off of me! I told you I am claustrophobic! Nice try, Squidward. But there is no Santa Claus here. Beautiful day, beautiful sky, beautiful plants, hi plants, beautiful... pile of cans? Sandy, that is your worst disguise yet. No, it's not SpongeBob, this is! Now prepare for a long, merciless whooping! [screaming] Mm hmm, my favorite! [yelling] [screaming] By the powers of naughtiness, I command this particular drop of hot sauce to be really, really hot! Sandy, wait! Victory is yours. I knew you'd come to your senses SpongeBob. [gulping] [yelling] I guess I'm gonna have to take it from you. Yeah, right. You and what army? Only the army of the living dead. Oh no, I've seen this on the Late Show. You ghoulish fiends hold me down and take turns nibbling on my innards! Then you eat my brain and leave my body for the buzzards! That's disgusting. We just want the hat back. No flipping way! -Back up, back up I say! -Attack! Tally ho!