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  • You're under arrest!

  • You'll never catch me, heh!

  • [laughing]

  • [laughing]

  • Hey, that's not fair, cowboys couldn't afford cannons.

  • They couldn't afford station wagons, either.

  • Nice paneling.

  • All right, pinhead, your time is up.

  • Who are you calling pinhead?

  • I wanna be Dirty Dan!

  • What makes you think you can be Dirty Dan?

  • Dirty D!

  • I'd say I'm Dirty Dan.

  • I'd say I'm Dirty Dan!

  • -No! -Yes!

  • I'd say I'm Dirty Dan, ow!

  • I'm Dirty Dan!

  • I'm Dirty Dan!

  • I'm Dirty Dan!

  • I'm Dirty Dan, uff!

  • I'm Dirty Dan!

  • I'm Dirty Dan, ow!

  • I'm Dirty Dan!

  • I'm Dirty Dan!

  • I'm Dirty Dan!

  • I'm Dirty Dan, ow!

  • I'm Dirty Dan!

  • [screaming]

  • Screaming will get you--

  • [growling]

  • Which one of you fellers is the real Dirty Dan?

  • Uh, I am.

  • [screaming]

  • Patrick!

  • Hot wings.

  • Okay, pinhead Larry, now you get yours.

  • [screaming]

  • Pinhead!

  • [growling]

  • [whimpering]

  • [growling]

  • [whimpering]

  • [screaming]

  • Now you're going to pay for those crimes pinhead!

  • Andy, stand back!

  • I'm warning ya.

  • [roaring]

  • Okay, I warned ya!

  • Did you win?

  • [yelling]

  • Hi SpongeBob!

  • [roaring]

  • [screaming]

  • [snoring]

  • Okay SpongeBob, you can be Dirty Dan,

  • I just want to be Patrick.

  • No really, you gotta come save me!

  • Hey Sandy, who's your friend?

  • But, but you're supposed to be in the gorilla suit?

  • I am in the gorilla suit?

  • I thought I was doing a pretty good job.

  • If you're Patrick, then who's that?

  • [growling]

  • Ah, a really gorilla!

  • Huh?

  • [growling]

  • [screaming]

  • [growling]

  • [monkey noises]

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • Oh my gosh!

  • [screaming]

  • This can't be happening!

  • [screaming\

  • This is exactly the kind of thing I was talking about!

  • Well, they were asking for it.

  • It's not like I didn't warn them about the dangers of outside.

  • Yes, Chip, I know

  • they're my two dearest friends in the whole world,

  • but I told them I wasn't going outside no matter what.

  • We can do without the name calling!

  • Thank you very much, used napkin.

  • I know Chip, if it was me out there bagged by an ape,

  • Patrick and Sandy would risk anything to save me.

  • And I've got to do the same for them.

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • Chumbucket, this is personal!

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • My name's not... Rick!

  • [screaming]

  • -I don't like you! -I don't like you more!

  • I never liked you!

  • I a thousand times never liked you!

  • -Pink! -Yellow!

  • [groaning]

  • [crowd gasping]

  • Yellow!

  • Pink?

  • You do care!

  • [sobbing]

  • I love this show!

  • [screaming]

  • [yelling]

  • Uh, just a second, safety first!

  • And now, spin technique!

  • [yelling]

  • Double overhand squirrel knot.

  • I'm going to get you tomorrow SpongeBob!

  • That'll be the day!

  • Woot woot woot woot woot woot!

  • Nice try, little man.

  • Hey, I was in front of you!

  • -No you weren't! -Are you calling me a liar?

  • I ain't calling you for dinner!

  • [yelling]

  • Hold it you two.

  • That's enough, you're both plenty tough,

  • go ahead of me.

  • -All right! -Thanks Rich.

  • [humming]

  • -Hello? -Hiya!

  • [karate sounds]

  • Nice try Sponge brain!

  • Um, Squidward you're standing on my foot.

  • Oh, sorry SpongeBob.

  • And you got your elbow in my ribs.

  • Ew... Patrick!

  • And stop stepping in my potato salad!

  • -Hey hey hey guys! -Stop pushing me, Patrick!

  • You mean like this?

  • No, like this!

  • You shouldn't fight in here! This is a magical place.

  • Patrick, get off of me!

  • I told you I am claustrophobic!

  • Nice try, Squidward.

  • But there is no Santa Claus here.

  • Beautiful day, beautiful sky,

  • beautiful plants, hi plants, beautiful... pile of cans?

  • Sandy, that is your worst disguise yet.

  • No, it's not SpongeBob, this is!

  • Now prepare for a long, merciless whooping!

  • [screaming]

  • Mm hmm, my favorite!

  • [yelling]

  • [screaming]

  • By the powers of naughtiness,

  • I command this particular drop of hot sauce

  • to be really, really hot!

  • Sandy, wait!

  • Victory is yours.

  • I knew you'd come to your senses SpongeBob.

  • [gulping]

  • [yelling]

  • I guess I'm gonna have to take it from you.

  • Yeah, right.

  • You and what army?

  • Only the army of the living dead.

  • Oh no, I've seen this on the Late Show.

  • You ghoulish fiends hold me down

  • and take turns nibbling on my innards!

  • Then you eat my brain and leave my body for the buzzards!

  • That's disgusting.

  • We just want the hat back.

  • No flipping way!

  • -Back up, back up I say! -Attack!

  • Tally ho!