字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 First the Bow-Lingual, a device that translates your dog’s barks into English, was introduced, and then the Meow-Lingual became available the following year. Both inventions are fantastic, but what I really want is a Wife-Lingual. Most of the time, my wife seems to speak a different language. Her short and vague responses are confusing and misleading. I need to know what my wife really means when she says “Oh yeah” after I ask, “Can I do the dishes later?” Responses like “whatever,” “uh-huh,” or “up to you” to such statements as “I will come home late tonight” or “I can’t pick up the kids today” leave me no clue as to what I should do next. Besides, my wife is good at playing emotional hide-and-seek. She says “I am fine” when obvious signs of anger have appeared on her face. Yet the wrong interpretation of her emotional state might lead to a cold war or to a later volcanic eruption. I really want to know her present emotional state so that I can figure out when will be the best time to talk about a raise in my allowance.