Tober fruit lovers.

Tober水果愛好者。

Okie boogie, oogie boogie boogie bro, Give it a rest.

Okie boogie, oogie boogie boogie bro, Give it a rest.

The mask is never and will never work kind of like your hat?

面具是永遠也不會起作用的，有點像你的帽子？

Hey Fedora works okay.

嘿，Fedora工作得很好。

Looks like grapefruits in a spicy mood today, which is good because so are the peppers will be eating?

看來今天葡萄柚的心情很辣，這很好，因為辣椒也會吃嗎？

That's right friends.

這是正確的朋友。

It's the jalapeno.

是墨西哥辣椒。

Pepper chairman.

佩珀主席。

Hey, what's with these peppers?

嘿，這些辣椒是怎麼回事？

The stem seem evil.

莖看起來很邪惡。

Seriously?

真的嗎？

Did you not hear the title of the challenge or something?

你沒有聽到挑戰賽的標題還是什麼？

First round we eat the yellow ones which are mildly hellish.

第一輪我們吃的是黃色的，是輕微的地獄式。

Then come the orange ones which are medium hellish.

然後是橙色的，這是中等程度的地獄。

And if we both make it to the final round, we try the red ones which are heck of hellish ready to dig in.

如果我們都能進入最後一輪，我們就試一試紅色的，這是地獄式的準備，可以鑽進去。

Trying to win a spicy food challenge for a while.

試圖贏得一次辛辣食物的挑戰，有一段時間了。

So yeah, why the hell not?

所以是的，為什麼不呢？

Whoa.

哇哦。

Watch your mouth before we get demonetization.

在我們得到非貨幣化之前，注意你的嘴巴。

Mm interested.

嗯，有興趣。

What's it like?

它是什麼樣子的？

Is it spicy?

它是辣的嗎？

Not spicy per se?

本身不辣？

It's more of a grapefruit.

它更像是一個葡萄柚。

Talk to me buddy.

跟我說說吧，夥計。

What do you see the most horrific day of my life?

你看到我生命中最可怕的一天是什麼？

Whoa.

哇哦。

When was that today?

今天是什麼時候？

This morning to be precise.

準確地說，是今天上午。

Oh okay, I'm sorry you're having such a bad day, forget it.

哦，好吧，我很抱歉你今天過得這麼糟糕，算了吧。

Can we just move on?

我們能不能繼續前進？

Oh my gosh!

哦，我的天哪！我的天哪

Oh man, so hellish.

哦，夥計，如此地獄般的生活。

What?

什麼？

What do you see, grapefruit?

你看到了什麼，柚子？

I just had a vision of, get this a dancing hippo man.

我只是看到了一個幻象，得到了這個跳舞的河馬人。

Super scary.

超級嚇人。

It's so scary then why eat more peppers?

它是如此可怕，那麼為什麼要多吃辣椒？

Don't know, They're kind of tasty, wow.

不知道，它們有點好吃，哇。

Hello calling around to what hell is torments away me this time.

你好，這次打電話到什麼鬼地方去折磨我了。

Well no more memories this morning, so I can't do it.

嗯，今天早上沒有更多的記憶，所以我不能這樣做。

It's drinking?

這是在喝酒？

Stop make it stop.

停止讓它停止。

Here.

在這裡。

Here's some water grapefruit?

這裡有一些水柚子？

What's going on?

發生了什麼事？

What happened to you this morning?

你今天早上發生了什麼事？

It's terrible Orange.

這是可怕的橙色。

Where I was in front of the bathroom mirror.

我在浴室鏡子前的地方。

I walked the fog off slowly when suddenly I saw no your face burst open like a oh my gosh it wasn't a hippo, was it way it wasn't a dancing hippo.

我慢慢地走著霧，突然我看到沒有你的臉爆開了，就像一隻哦，我的天哪，這不是一隻河馬，是它的方式，這不是一隻跳舞的河馬。

It was way worse bro.

這是更糟糕的事情，兄弟。

I looked in the mirror and realized I'm bold.

我照了照鏡子，發現我很大膽。

It's still so fresh in my mind and on my head don't let me think about it anymore.

它在我的腦海裡和頭上仍然那麼新鮮，不要讓我再去想它。

Great friend, you just realized you were bald like this morning.

偉大的朋友，你剛剛意識到你是個禿頭，就像今天早上。

Yeah.

是的。

I suppose I've always known you know way deep deep down.

我想我一直都知道你知道的方式在內心深處。

Deep, deep down.

深深地，深深地。

But today is when it really hit me, you know what I mean?

但今天是它真正擊中我的時候，你知道我的意思嗎？

And the orange pepper makes the memory so vivid and horrific.

而橙色的胡椒使記憶如此生動和恐怖。

Still see my shiny head I hear you.

仍然看到我閃亮的頭，我聽到了。

You know what I saw when I bit into this 12 hippos.

你知道當我咬住這12只河馬的時候，我看到了什麼。

Oh man you should have seen him dancing and swaying.

哦，夥計，你應該看看他跳舞和搖擺的樣子。

Okay orange, I'm sorry but your visions aren't anywhere near the same level as mine.

好吧，橙子，我很抱歉，但你的設想和我的設想不在同一水平線上。

I'm in shambles over here.

我這裡一片狼藉。

Actually dug my fedora out of the closet orange.

事實上，我從衣櫃裡挖出了橙色的聯邦帽。

My fedora in the post naked society no less.

我的棉帽在裸體後的社會中也不例外。

Meanwhile you you are apparently eating more peppers.

同時你你顯然是在吃更多的辣椒。

What hungry?

什麼餓了？

I suppose I've already come this far if I'm ever gonna win a pepper challenge now and never.

我想我已經走到了這一步，如果我現在要贏得胡椒的挑戰，就永遠不會。

Well here goes nothing.

好了，現在什麼都沒有了。

No nothing's happened.

沒有什麼事發生。

Are you having a flashback?

你是否有一個閃回？

Oh, looks like these peppers can't hurt me anymore.

哦，看來這些辣椒不能再傷害我了。

Yeah.

是的。

They threw their worst memories in me and I withstood them all.

他們把他們最糟糕的記憶扔給我，而我都承受住了。

Unless, no, no, no, unless don't be saying.

除非，不，不，不，除非不要說了。

Unless unless what?

除非除非什麼？

Well maybe the peppers are done with hellish memories because they're actually going to start making your life a living hell when?

好吧，也許辣椒已經完成了地獄般的記憶，因為它們實際上要在什麼時候開始讓你的生活變成地獄？

Certainly not now.

當然不是現在。

Just look, look at all these ladies coming over to talk to me.

看看，看看所有這些女士都過來和我說話。

Hey, grapefruit.

嘿，葡萄柚。

Hello.

你好。

Great food back at you ladies.

偉大的食物回饋給你們，女士們。

How you doing?

你好嗎？

Nice.

不錯。

Fedora grapefruit.

Fedora葡萄柚。

Yeah.

是的。

It somehow makes you seem like the complete opposite of a neck beard.

它在某種程度上使你看起來與脖子上的鬍鬚完全相反。

Oh, looks like everything's coming up, grapefruit.

哦，看來一切都在醞釀之中，柚子。

Seen this orange plays the kitchen and talking to me willingly, no less.

看到這個橘子在廚房裡玩耍，還心甘情願地跟我說話，不由得讓人心動。

The winds of change in here.

這裡的變革之風。

Orange and I can feel it in my non existent hair.

橙色，我可以在我不存在的頭髮中感覺到它。

You can say that again.

你可以再說一遍。

Huh, wow.

咦，哇。

Not the medora.

不是梅多拉。

None for the ladies.

沒有女士們的。

Whoa.

哇哦。

I just realized grapefruit balled me too julie is hell.

我剛剛意識到柚子球我也是朱莉是地獄。

Don't eat the red pepper orange.

不要吃紅辣椒橙。

It's not worth it.

這是不值得的。

Oh, you mean one of these red peppers?

哦，你是說這些紅辣椒中的一個？

Guess my greatest fear is about to come true.

我想我最大的恐懼就要成真了。

Wait a second.

等一下。

Maybe grapefruit was right.

也許柚子是對的。