You were at a very young age, weren't you?

你是在非常年輕的時候，對嗎？

A black belt?

黑帶？

Yes, I I don't don't be alarmed.

是的，我我不要不要驚慌。

I I I've forgotten it all.

我我我已經忘記了這一切。

But I was lethal at at around 10, I had a black belt.

但我在10歲左右就很有殺傷力，我有一個黑帶。

How do you get a black belt at 10?

10歲時如何獲得黑帶？

That's hard to do.

這很難做到。

Yeah, it took, it started when I was five, so it took it took about five years and but precisely.

是的，它花了，從我五歲開始，所以它花了大約五年時間，但正是如此。

Well, yeah, if you if you're into that whole matt thing.

好吧，是的，如果你如果你喜歡那整個床墊的事情。

Yeah, so uh so yeah, but I was always tiny.

是的，所以呃，所以是的，但我總是很小。

I never, you know, I wore a double zero uniform and I was just this tiny tiny person.

我從來沒有，你知道，我穿的是雙零制服，我只是這個小小的小人物。

And the thing was when you get a black belt, they have to bow, everyone has to bow to you in the studio, not in life.

而事情是，當你獲得黑帶時，他們必須鞠躬，每個人都必須在工作室向你鞠躬，而不是在生活中。

I learned that the hard way, but they have, they have to bow to you and call you call me mr Helberg.

我學得很辛苦，但他們必須，他們必須向你鞠躬，叫你叫我赫爾伯格先生。

But the thing was was nobody respected me because I was a tiny little 10 year old with a black belt and there was an influx of these Russian kids that were tough, they were like tall.

但問題是沒有人尊重我，因為我是一個只有黑帶的10歲小姑娘，而當時湧入的這些俄羅斯孩子都很強壯，他們都很高大。

It was they were like the Dolph lundgren's to my baby balboa.

他們就像多爾夫-倫德格倫(Dolph Lundgren)對我的寶貝巴爾博亞一樣。

And uh and and so they would just, I would come in and I'd be like, hello, hi, nicotine, Leopold Leonid or is it Leopold, Okay.

呃，所以他們就會，我就會進來，我就會說，你好，你好，尼古丁，利奧波德-列奧尼德還是利奧波德，好的。

Anyway.

無論如何。

And they'd be like, well, well, well look at what we have here Simon Okay, well, first of all it's Mr Helberg, So and I'm gonna need you guys to bow, gonna have to get that.

他們會說，好吧，好吧，好吧，看看我們這裡有什麼，西蒙好吧，好吧，首先是赫爾貝格先生，所以我需要你們鞠躬，必須得到這個。

Just get that out of the way before we spar and they'd be like what are you gonna do about it?

只要在我們爭吵之前把這個問題解決了，他們就會說你打算怎麼做？

I am going to go tell my master on you, I'll be right back and I would go into the master's office and be like okay so and his name was Master Jacoby.

我要去告訴我的主人你的情況，我馬上回來，我會去主人的辦公室，然後說好的，他的名字是雅各比主人。

He was like a jersey guy and I'd be like master Jacoby.

他就像一個穿球衣的人，而我就像傑科比大師。

Okay so it's the Russians again and they're not respecting my authority.

好吧，所以又是俄國人，他們不尊重我的權力。

I earned a black belt.

我獲得了黑帶。

I you know and he I know he was just trying not to laugh.

我和他......我知道他只是在努力不笑。

He'd be like okay go give give him a punishment would be like a punishment 20 knuckle pushups and I would go out like sergei come here, come here and they just they didn't ever listen to me at all and when we would spar it was no contact but they contacted me heavily and so you know when it's all about the graceful movements and things like that and they didn't care they would just wail on you.

他就會說，好吧，去給他一個懲罰，就像懲罰20個指關節俯臥撐，我就會出去，像Sergei來這裡，來這裡，他們只是他們根本不聽我的，當我們要拼搏時，是沒有接觸的，但他們與我有很大的接觸，所以你知道，當所有關於優雅的動作和類似的東西，他們不在乎，他們只是對你哀嚎。

Yeah I mean it was like and then you know they would like threat, they would work up a threat.

是的，我的意思是這就像，然後你知道他們會喜歡威脅，他們會制定一個威脅。

You know I would be like first of all there's no contact and I was like they're talking in an alien tongue.

你知道我就像首先沒有接觸，我就像他們在用外星語交談。

Master JIA Kobe and I think there's threats on the horizon there beating you with a trash can and he's like okay 30 knuckle push ups.

JIA Kobe大師，我認為地平線上有威脅，在那裡用垃圾桶打你，他就像好的30個指節俯臥撐。

I don't know.

我不知道。

Yeah so that that never served me well except it did.

是的，所以那從來沒有為我服務過，除非它確實如此。

I did.

我做到了。

I could do the splits.

我可以做劈叉。

Uh Yeah, the like with my legs to the side and uh and and that was like my big cheerleader, I was gonna say J.

是的，就像我的腿在一邊，呃，那就像我的大拉拉隊，我想說J。

C.

C.

V.

V.

D.

D.

Jean, Claude Van Damme more.

讓，克勞德-範達姆更多。

Okay, I'm glad you spelled that out because I didn't know who that was.

好吧，我很高興你把它說出來，因為我不知道那是誰。

Well, venereal disease.

嗯，性病。

I don't know.

我不知道。

So yeah, so that was my big things.

所以，是的，所以那是我的大事。

I would go to parties and I don't know, like I'm a little more insecure now, I don't want to show off and if somebody's like tell that story, I don't know if it comes out, but I somehow would work in doing this.

我會去參加聚會，我不知道，就像我現在有點不安全，我不想炫耀，如果有人喜歡講那個故事，我不知道它是否會出來，但我不知為何會在做這個工作。

I would do the splits between two chairs at like parties.

我在喜歡的聚會上會在兩把椅子之間做劈叉。

And I don't know, I don't remember how I ever got into it.

我不知道，我不記得我是怎麼進入的。

Like how I would just be at a party and I'd be like, okay, well uh do you have another chair?

就像我怎麼會在一個聚會上，我會說，好吧，呃你還有別的椅子嗎？

Oh yeah, yeah.

哦，是的，是的。

What do you do?

你是做什麼的？

Oh no, no, no.

哦，不，不，不。

It's just just carry on and you know, and I just put one leg up and just be sitting there, just just sit in the middle of a party Hi.

它只是進行，你知道，我只是把一條腿抬起來，只是坐在那裡，只是坐在聚會的中間，嗨。

Like I have no idea what the process of getting into.

就像我不知道進入的過程是什麼。

People must have hated you.

人們一定很討厭你。

I mean it's I do remember parents coming in being like, oh what the, like I'm just the kids sitting on two chairs like, oh yes, this I just, I'm a black belt and you know, you guys enjoy the party and I thought that was like my way into the late, like what I can do, look what's happening here, literally here, look what's hanging, I wish lower.

我的意思是，這是我確實記得父母進來是這樣的，哦，什麼，就像我只是孩子們坐在兩個椅子上一樣，哦，是的，這我只是，我是一個黑帶，你知道，你們享受聚會，我認為這就像我進入後期的方式，像我能做什麼，看看這裡發生了什麼，從字面上看，看看什麼是掛，我希望更低。

But yeah, the parents were probably afraid that a limbo would break out a very dirty limit I was new to, I guess that that might not have helped.

但是，是的，父母可能是害怕一個跛子會打破一個非常骯髒的限制，我猜這可能沒有幫助。