Thank you so much.

非常感謝你。

It really means the world tonight.

這真的意味著今晚的世界。

There's a group of guys here and there was like, give him a big wave.

這裡有一群人，他們就像，給他一個大的波浪。

Like he hi guys, big late late show fans.

像他一樣嗨的傢伙，大的晚間節目粉絲。

You guys, Hey, it's a pleasure guys, anytime.

你們，嘿，很高興你們，隨時隨地。

Sorry about that.

對此我很抱歉。

I mean, big, big fans of the late, Late show, I think probably they probably didn't want to answer a vote because they know I get it all the time to listen to some music.

我的意思是，大的，大的晚間節目的粉絲，我想可能他們可能不想回答投票，因為他們知道我得到它所有的時間來聽一些音樂。

Do you listen to some music?

你會聽一些音樂嗎？

Oh, Oh, this is such a huge, okay, ready shot one.

哦，哦，這是一個如此巨大的，好吧，準備拍一個。

Are you saying?

你是說？

I gotta be honest when you, when, when I picked you up, just then I didn't, I didn't recognize you for a minute because you had a top up now.

我得說實話，當你，當，當我接你的時候，就在那時，我沒有，我有一分鐘沒有認出你，因為你現在有一個頂部。

Did you work out a lot for the carbon plan?

你為碳計劃做了很多鍛鍊嗎？

Yeah.

是的。

And a lot for the men's health cover, right?

還有很多是為了男性健康保險，對嗎？

Yeah.

是的。

Do they send you unlimited pairs of carbon clients?

他們會給你寄來無限對的碳客戶嗎？

Um They sent me a lot of Calvin klein's like, you just wear them once and just throw them out, do you?

他們給我寄了很多Calvin klein的衣服，就像，你只穿一次就把它們扔掉，是嗎？

Seriously?

真的嗎？

No way.

不可能。

I definitely don't wear them twice.

我絕對不會穿兩次。

No, there's so many.

不，有這麼多。

Are you serious?

你是認真的嗎？

You wear a pair of underpants once and then you throw it out.

你穿一次內褲，然後就把它扔掉。

That's the life.

這就是生活。

I have to turn mine inside out and wear them again.

我必須把我的東西翻出來再穿。

13.

13.

I had my first going sauce.

我有我的第一次去的醬。

Really want to see him another weekend.

真的想在另一個週末看到他。

You must have just sent you a text girl.

你一定是剛給你發過簡訊的女孩。

Have you kissed a guy?

你吻過一個男人嗎？

You haven't had kisses.

你還沒有親吻過。

You don't want to kiss before marriage.

你不希望在婚前接吻。

Right?

對嗎？

Can't kiss before marriage even not even hold hands.

婚前不能接吻，甚至不能牽手。

Oh my God.

哦，我的上帝。

I mean it's just a huge chin smash.

我的意思是，這只是一個巨大的下巴粉碎。

It's a huge, it's a smash record.

這是一個巨大的，它是一個粉碎性的記錄。

It's got the most dislikes on the internet.

它在互聯網上得到了最多的不喜歡。

What do you listen to your own music when you're making love?

你在做愛時聽自己的音樂是什麼？

So you never listen to your own music when you're making love?

所以你在做愛的時候從來不聽自己的音樂？

No, ever because if I was you know how to go back in my house and we're like gonna go upstairs and she's like sure I'd lay her down on the bed and I'd create like a silhouette of me in the bathroom door, turn the turn the light on in the bathroom, but the lights are off and then I'd be like, give him a snap.

沒有，從來沒有，因為如果我是你知道如何回到我的房子裡，我們就像要上樓，她就像肯定的，我會讓她躺在床上，我會在浴室門口創造一個像我的剪影，把浴室裡的燈打開，但燈是關閉的，然後我會像，給他一個扣。

Yeah, let him know.

是的，讓他知道。

And I think I'd very slowly take my clothes off while I go.

而且我想我會非常緩慢地邊走邊脫衣服。

Was your boyfriend.

是你的男朋友。

I'd never let you go.

我永遠不會讓你走。

You have never gone before.

你以前從未去過。

What's the line here?

這裡的界限是什麼？

Because if I was your boyfriend never let you go.

因為如果我是你的男朋友永遠不會讓你走。

I could take you places you've never been before.

我可以帶你到你以前從未去過的地方。

Maybe take a chance or you'll never ever know I got money in my hands that I really like to blow that bit.

也許要抓住機會，否則你永遠也不會知道我手裡的錢，我真的喜歡吹那一下。

I get carry on you chillin by the fire while we're eating.

在我們吃東西的時候，我得到了你在火堆邊上寒暄的機會。

Now that's the line where I don't know where I'm at because fondue is not a good date food.

現在，這就是我不知道我在哪裡的界限，因為火鍋不是一種好的約會食品。

It is.

它是。

No, it's not.

不，不是的。

You end up with cheese dripping down your face.

你最終會有奶酪滴落在你的臉上。

You have America?

你有美國嗎？

we have this thing called chocolate fondue.

我們有一種叫做巧克力火鍋的東西。

You dip strawberries in.

你把草莓浸在裡面。

Yeah strawberry.

是的，草莓。

Why isn't that a good thing?

為什麼這不是一件好事呢？

I think you put fondue in there just because it rhymes with whatever it just sounded now.

我認為你把火鍋放在那裡只是因為它與剛才的聲音押韻。

Tell me what is swag, what does it mean?

告訴我什麼是swag，它是什麼意思？

Um is it just like cool style to like your swag is your style?

嗯，它只是像酷的風格，像你的swag是你的風格？

Your what do you think of my swag?

你對我的禮物有什麼看法？

How's my swag swag is killing it.

如何是我的swagswag是殺死它。

Really polo.

真的是馬球。

You got going on there and made a choice in my life.

你在那裡得到了進展，在我的生活中做出了選擇。

But this is the clothes I wear for the rest of my life.

但這是我餘生要穿的衣服。

That's good.

這很好。

It doesn't want to switch clothes.

它不想換衣服。

I think I completely I read that you can do a Rubik's cube in two minutes.

我想我完全讀到過，你可以在兩分鐘內做完一個魔術方塊。

You want to see him and you have one?

你要見他，你有一個嗎？

No no it just so happens.

不，不，它只是恰好。

No way.

不可能。

2-3.

2-3.

Oh my god I can feel it coming.

哦，我的上帝，我可以感覺到它的到來。

Oh my God that's ridiculous.

哦，我的上帝，這是荒謬的。

More sort of music.

更多種類的音樂。

Do you listen to when you're in the car?

你在車裡的時候會聽嗎？

Um in the car?

嗯，在車裡？

They saw a lot of like R.

他們看到很多像R。

And B.

而B.

Would you see if we got some R.

你能不能看看我們是否有一些R。

And B.

而B.

Here something I've written?

這裡有我寫過的東西嗎？

That's right Where do you where do you want to go?

這是正確的，你在哪裡，你想去哪裡？

Where does Justin Bieber Wannabe in 10 years time?

10年後，賈斯汀-比伯-旺夫在哪裡？

I don't want to be completely secure myself and um have a family and that's a very that's a very mature answer.

我不希望自己完全安全，嗯，有一個家庭，這是一個非常，非常成熟的答案。

Oh Thanks for getting me to you.

哦，謝謝你讓我找到了你。

Alright to get home.

好了，要回家了。

I'm good.

我很好。

Alright.

好吧。

Nice one.

很好的一個。

Thanks for watching.

謝謝你的觀看。

I hope you found it funny if you didn't.

我希望你覺得好笑，如果你不覺得好笑。

I'm sure you'll post a really positive response underneath.

我相信你會在下面發表一個非常積極的迴應。

Anyway, click here to subscribe or here to watch more.

無論如何，請點擊這裡訂閱，或點擊這裡觀看更多。

See you soon.

再見。