Would you rather visit Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory

你願意參觀威利-旺卡的巧克力工廠嗎？

or Jurassic Park?

還是侏羅紀公園？

(upbeat country music)

(歡快的鄉村音樂)

- Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.

- 威利-旺卡的巧克力工廠。

Similar body count there though, huh?

不過，那裡的屍體數量相似，是吧？

- Yeah, I think that-

- 是的，我認為-

- Hey, Willy Wonka you get turned into chocolate,

- 嘿，威利-旺卡你被變成巧克力了。

and everyone enjoys chocolate.

而且每個人都喜歡吃巧克力。

- I would say Jurassic Park.

- 我想說的是《侏羅紀公園》。

This is one of my favorites to ask everyone.

這是我最喜歡問大家的問題之一。

Would you rather speak every language fluently,

你是否願意流利地講每一種語言。

or play every instrument perfectly?

或完美地演奏每一種樂器？

- Oh, speak every language fluently.

- 哦，把每種語言都說得很流利。

- Right? Communicate with everybody.

- 對嗎？與所有人溝通。

- Music is bad.

- 音樂是不好的。

- Hey, cowboy.

- 嘿，牛仔。

(guitar banging)

(吉他敲擊聲)

- Would you rather go on a road trip with Travis,

- 你願意和特拉維斯一起去公路旅行嗎。

or my friend Jimmy?

還是我的朋友吉米？

- All right, Jerry, let's go.

- 好了，傑裡，我們走吧。

- Jimmy.

- 吉米。

- Whatever, just get in the fucking truck.

- 管他呢，只要進了那輛該死的卡車。

- Go on a road trip with myself or with Travis?

- 和我自己還是和Travis一起去公路旅行？

- Yeah, it's a tricky one.

- 是的，這是個棘手的問題。

- I hate being alone, I want to hang out with Travis.

- 我討厭孤獨，我想和特拉維斯一起出去玩。

(laughing)

(笑)

Wait, the deafening sound of silence, no thank you.

等等，震耳欲聾的沉默聲，不，謝謝你。

- I would rather go on a road trip with Jimmy.

- 我寧願和吉米一起去公路旅行。

- Next truck stop we find

- 我們找到的下一個卡車站

you need to shave all this shit off,

你需要把這些東西都剃掉。

you look fucking homeless.

你看起來他媽的無家可歸。

- Oh good.

- 哦，太好了。

- Yeah.

- 是的。

- What are we going to listen to music?

- 我們要聽什麼音樂呢？

Absolutely not. Music is bad.

絕對不是。音樂是不好的。

- Go on a road trip with Mia or Rip?

- 和米婭或瑞普一起去公路旅行？

- Can I come?

- 我可以去嗎？

- No, it's not a fucking road trip.

- 不，這不是一個他媽的公路旅行。

- Duh, that's an easy one

- 咄，這是個簡單的問題

- Mia, are you kidding me?

- 米婭，你在跟我開玩笑嗎？

Hang out with Eden Brolin. That's a joy.

和伊甸園布洛林一起出去玩。那是一種快樂。

- Hey, if y'all were on a desert island

- 嘿，如果你們都在一個荒島上

and could only listen to one song

而且只能聽一首歌

for the rest of your life, what would it be?

在你的餘生中，它將是什麼？

- What about Mia or Laramie?

- 米婭或拉拉米呢？

- Mia or, Mia!

- 米婭或，米婭!

- Okay.

- 好的。

- Hassie is great too, though.

- 不過，哈西也很不錯。

- Just trying to catch you up.

- 只是想追上你。

- Sure. Sure, sure.

- 當然，當然，當然。

(indistinct)

(不清楚)

- Would you rather eat Gator's cookies or Teeter's cooking?

- 你願意吃蓋特的餅乾還是蒂特的烹飪？

- You're wasting your time Teeter.

- 你在浪費你的時間Teeter。

No, one's going to eat a thing that you cook.

不，有人會吃你做的東西。

- When does Gator get back?

- 蓋特什麼時候回來？

- Gator's cookies or Teeter's cooking?

- 蓋特的餅乾還是蒂特的烹飪？

- I've never had a Gator cookie.

- 我從來沒有吃過蓋特餅乾。

- I don't eat gluten.

- 我不吃麩皮。

- What's gluten?

- 什麼是麩質？

- I never had.

- 我從來沒有過。

- Does he bake?

- 他是否烘烤？

- I bet it would be great.

- 我打賭這將是很好的。

They're both excellent.

他們都很出色。

I bet the Gator cookie would be fantastic

我打賭鱷魚餅乾一定很好吃

and would have some kind of crawfish in it.

並且會有一些小龍蝦在裡面。

- I too. Yeah, exactly.

- 我也是。是的，沒錯。

Eat Gator's cookies.

吃蓋特的餅乾。

- Sign me up for like a cookie gumbo.

- 給我報名參加像餅乾濃湯一樣的活動。

- Would you rather live

- 你是否願意生活在

in the Medieval times or the Old West?

在中世紀或舊西部？

- Medieval times or the Old West?

- 中世紀還是舊西部？

Um, old west.

嗯，老西。

- I might make a cowboy, yet.

- 我可能會做一個牛仔，然而。

- Yeah.

- 是的。

- I think life expectancy a little longer

- 我認為預期壽命會更長一點

- Sepsis.

- 敗血症。

- Sepsis in both cases.

- 兩種情況下都有敗血症。

When did, did people get Scurvy?

什麼時候，人們得了壞血病？

- Uhhh.

- 嗯哼。

- I might have Scurvy.

- 我可能有壞血病。

- No, we cured that I think in the 19th century.

- 不，我們在19世紀就治好了這個問題。

- Are you guys still eating oranges?

- 你們還在吃橙子嗎？

- Become a werewolf or a vampire?

- 成為狼人還是吸血鬼？

- Werewolf or vampire?

- 狼人還是吸血鬼？

Oh boy, God. That's a bad one. Cause-

哦，孩子，上帝。這是個壞消息。原因-

- Hm. They're not all they're cracked up to be.

- 哼。他們並不像他們所描述的那樣。

(heavy breathing)

(沉重的呼吸聲)

Just think about this way,

就這樣想吧。

one of them you live forever.

他們中的一個，你就會永遠活著。

- I think vampire more marketable.

- 我認為吸血鬼更有市場。

Film wise.

電影方面。

There's more movies about vampires than werewolves.

關於吸血鬼的電影比狼人的多。

I'm still an actor in this scenario, right?

在這種情況下，我仍然是一個演員，對嗎？

- Would you rather give up coffee or social media?

- 你願意放棄咖啡還是放棄社交媒體？

- Mornin'.

- 早晨。

- Oh God. My two crutches.

- 哦，上帝。我的兩根柺杖。

You know here's coffee, here's social media,

你知道這裡有咖啡，這裡有社交媒體。

and I'm limping through this lonely world.

而我在這個孤獨的世界上一瘸一拐地走著。

- Yes.

- 是的。

- Yeah, be careful.

- 是的，要小心。

- I would rather give up social media.

- 我寧願放棄社交媒體。

- Yeah, me too.

- 是的，我也是。

Either, both of 'em, who cares?

要麼，兩個都是，誰在乎呢？

- Would you rather face off against Rip or Kayce?

- 你願意與Rip或Kayce對決嗎？

- Oh God.

- 哦，上帝。

Wow.

哇。

Uh, Rip. Kayce you're never going to see him coming.

呃，瑞普。凱斯你永遠不會看到他的到來。

Rip's gonna walk right up to you and knock you over.

裡普會走到你身邊，把你打翻在地。

- God damn you for making me do this.

- 該死的，是你讓我這麼做的。

- That's it.

- 就這樣了。

Lightning round of would you rather complete.

閃電般地完成了 "你願意嗎 "的回合。

- Oh, complete, right. Thank God.

- 哦，完整的，對。感謝上帝。

- Good job. You won. There's no wrong answers.

- 做得好。你贏了。沒有錯誤的答案。

(upbeat country music)

(歡快的鄉村音樂)