Name: 柯南得知科林-漢克斯不會重返 "法戈 "時大受打擊 | 柯南-奧布萊恩需要一個朋友 (Conan Was Devastated To Learn Colin Hanks Wouldn't Return To "Fargo" | Conan O’Brien Needs a Friend)
Uploaded: 2022-11-01T17:35:18.000Z
Duration: 8 min 14 s

動名詞

My name is Colin Hanks and I feel excited about being Conan O'brien's friend.

我的名字是科林-漢克斯，我對成為柯南-奧布賴恩的朋友感到興奮。

Yeah you know what you're doing, you're trying it on to see if it works and it turns out these pants fit, you look fantastic in those.

是的，你知道你在做什麼，你在試穿，看看它是否有效，結果發現這條褲子很合適，你穿上它看起來棒極了。

I like Conan pants, I got a lot of room where I need it good.

我喜歡柯南的褲子，我在需要的地方有很多空間，很好。

You and I and I'm not special because of this.

你和我，我並不因為這個而特殊。

But you and I have always gotten along very well.

I the first time I met you I said to myself, I like the cut of this man's jib um a phrase you don't hear all the time.

我第一次見到你時，我對自己說，我喜歡這個人的剪裁，嗯，這句話你不是經常聽到。

And um and but then I realized oh you probably just get that a lot, You're just a you're a very lovely guy, you're talented fellow.

然後我意識到，哦，你可能只是得到了很多，你只是一個你是一個非常可愛的人，你是有才華的人。

So so I'm not in some special club for liking.

所以，所以我並沒有因為喜歡而進入一些特殊的俱樂部。

No, but I will say that you were always very kind to me because when we actually first met I was just a super fan of your show and had gone to tapings.

沒有，但我要說的是，你總是對我很好，因為當我們實際上第一次見面時，我只是你的節目的超級粉絲，並去看了錄影。

And I mean I remember seeing you at the old late night show when you came out to L.

我的意思是，我記得在以前的深夜節目中見過你，當時你來到了L市。

I remember you came to one of us when we traveled when you traveled to L.

我記得你在我們旅行的時候來到了我們中的一個地方，當你旅行到L。

I remember meeting you then and you were incredibly kind and gracious and nice when you really truly did not have to be.

我記得當時見到你時，你是令人難以置信的善良、親切和友好，而你真的不必如此。

I know it was everything I could do because that's my gig that's not yours.

我知道這是我能做的一切，因為那是我的演出，不是你的。

And then when I was in college I really sort of took it as like I felt like I had made it because I had been on your program before Andy left for the first time.

然後當我在大學時，我真的有點把它當作是我覺得我已經成功了，因為在安迪第一次離開之前，我已經參加了你的計劃。

I know he's left seven times seven times.

我知道他已經離開了七次七次。

He always says I'm out and we always have a giant salute to him and then he comes back.

他總是說我出去了，我們總是向他行一個巨大的禮，然後他就回來了。

But it was, it was such like a point of pride.

但它是，它是這樣的，像一個驕傲的點。

Like I really did feel like, oh wow, I'm officially like part of this, you know, thing, show business, whatever you wanna call it.

我真的覺得，哦，哇，我正式成為這個，你知道，這個東西，演藝界的一部分，不管你怎麼稱呼它。

Um and so I think it's always just been a little bit of a mutual admiration society.

嗯，所以我認為它一直是一個有點相互欽佩的社會。

我要說的是，真正的、真正的細。

Um, but it's a really weird way to say that.

嗯，但這是一個非常奇怪的說法。

I think, I think what I'm talking to Colin I slip into a certain vernacular that he and I understand he's saying a cut of his jib.

我想，我想我和科林說話的時候，我滑入了某種白話，他和我都明白他在說他的一個切口。

就像一個不錯的呀，真的，真的很好。

Are you sure you guys aren't just close and he's not just a translator for you?

你確定你們不只是關係好，他不只是你的一個翻譯？

I remember um and we were bringing this up, I was walking along the beach one day as I do.

我記得......我們正在提這個問題，有一天我像往常一樣在海灘上散步。

It sounds like the beginning of a song I was walking along the beach one day and uh and I saw you and I was so excited because you had just been in the show Fargo.

這聽起來像是一首歌的開頭，有一天我在海灘上散步，呃，我看到了你，我非常興奮，因為你剛剛參加了法戈的演出。

I was wary because I thought this is one of my favorite movies.

我很警惕，因為我認為這是我最喜歡的電影之一。

這怎麼能成為一個電視節目呢？

And so I went on for about 15 minutes about how thrilled I was that you were in fargo, how great you were.

於是我說了大約15分鐘，說你在法戈，我是多麼激動，你是多麼偉大。

I loved your character and I was looking forward to more and you broke the news to me on the beach.

我喜歡你的性格，我期待著更多，你在海灘上向我透露了這個消息。

That know it all changes up after every year and I swear to God I was devastated because I, I really got, I don't know if other people have had this with, I'm sure they have.

我知道每年都會有變化，我向上帝發誓，我很受打擊，因為我，我真的得到了，我不知道其他人是否有這種情況，我肯定他們有。

I've really liked different seasons but I really liked that season and thought, oh great.

我真的很喜歡不同的季節，但我真的很喜歡那一季，覺得，哦，太好了。

I'm, I'm on this journey and I'm going to see Colin and these other terrific actors go forward and then they reshuffled the deck and I was, I was frankly enraged.

我，我在這個旅程中，我要看到科林和其他這些了不起的演員前進，然後他們重新洗牌，我，我坦率地被激怒了。

There was, well, that was a brilliant lesson in show business is that I had waited, I think seven years to like try and find like a program that was like, as as good as my hopes were.

有，嗯，這是一個輝煌的教訓，在演藝界是，我已經等了，我想七年，試圖找到像一個節目，就像，像我的希望一樣好。

And in that time they created shows that only exist for one season.

而在這段時間裡，他們創造了只存在一季的節目。

So, but you know, there was that era of show business which which you and I know Colin I'm I'm sure much older than you, but we both remember that era of show business where you get a on a show and it clicks and everyone likes it, you're all set for seven years.

所以，但是你知道，有那個時代的演藝事業，你和我都知道科林，我肯定比你大得多，但是我們都記得那個時代的演藝事業，你得到一個節目，它很成功，每個人都喜歡它，你就會有七年的時間。

And then just at some point in the, not too long ago they, they changed it up.

然後就在不久前的某個時刻，他們，他們改變了它。

It's gone because the streaming model and you're like, wait a minute, wait a minute.

它已經消失了，因為流媒體模式，你會覺得，等一下，等一下。

我們不能有更多這樣的機會嗎？

然而，這個論點很容易被提出來。

That that's what makes those, you know, those seasons so good because there's a definite beginning, middle and an end.

這就是使那些，你知道，那些季節如此美好的原因，因為有一個明確的開始、中間和結束。

呃，這就是我喜歡的講故事的方式。

It goes and goes and goes, man, I'm all middle.

它走了又走，走了又走，夥計，我都在中間。

I just like my career pretty much has been, I got started in 1985 went right to the middle and have stayed there and just found different parts of the middle.

我就像我的職業生涯一樣，從1985年開始，我就直接進入了中間地帶，一直呆在那裡，只是找到了中間的不同部分。

And they and people keep suggesting you could probably move on now.

而他們和人們一直建議你現在可能可以繼續前進。

You're over 80 to the, to the later part, like to the part where the bears find Goldilocks.

你已經超過80歲了，到了後面的部分，比如到了熊找到金髮女郎的部分。

Uh and I'm like, no, no, no, I like the part where I'm still trying out the beds.

呃，我想，不，不，不，我喜歡我還在試床的那部分。

I mean I think that's actually really one of the cool things about like your journey for lack of a better phrase is that you've always seem to be the one that goes towards the area that that tickles you the most, that keeps you as engaged as possible.

我的意思是，我認為這實際上是關於你的旅程的很酷的事情之一，因為缺乏一個更好的短語，你似乎總是朝著讓你最癢的領域前進，讓你儘可能地參與。

Very selfish but well, but to be honest, like that actually makes everything else.

非常自私，但好在，但說實話，像這樣的情況其實讓其他一切都變得很好。

It makes all the other components of show business worthwhile.

它使演藝事業的所有其他組成部分都變得有價值。

You know, if you're not trust me, if you're not digging it, it is a drag, you know, for everybody else.

你知道，如果你不相信我，如果你不喜歡它，它是一個拖累，你知道，對其他人來說。

And that is, I think one of the reasons why I think it's so fantastic that you've like created this space because I thought like, oh man, I'm coming and I'm gonna see Conan and it's going to be Gourlay and like four other people and that's it and it's gonna, I don't know what the space is going to be like, this is a happening, I mean you created a fun house here.

這就是，我認為我認為你創造了這個空間是如此奇妙的原因之一，因為我想，哦，夥計，我來了，我要去看柯南，這將是Gourlay和其他四個人，就這樣，我不知道這個空間會是什麼樣子，這是一個發生，我是說你在這裡創造了一個有趣的房子。

Yeah, the model was Hugh Hefner Chicago home townhouse, which explains your outfit in 1965 it explains your outfit.

是的，模型是休-海夫納芝加哥的家庭聯排別墅，這解釋了你在1965年的裝束，它解釋了你的裝束。

我現在正穿著一件漂亮的長袍。

Uh you know, people tell me that it was, it's not the right era anymore and I don't see any evidence of that, not in the style and and your misogyny, it's all still there.

呃，你知道，人們告訴我，這是，這不是正確的時代了，我沒有看到任何證據，不是在風格和和你的厭女症，這一切都仍然存在。

Now we found this space which we talked about from time to time, but we found this space in Larchmont, which is this really nice cool happening area of L.

現在我們找到了這個我們不時談到的空間，但我們在Larchmont找到了這個空間，這是L市這個非常好的酷的發生區。

And uh and we built our little, I wanted to pee wee's playhouse.

我們建造了我們的小，我想尿尿的遊戲屋。

I wanted a bat cave, a place where I think of this more as your little like subterranean silence of the lambs.

我想要一個蝙蝠洞，一個我認為這更像你的小像地下沉默的羔羊的地方。

Well, you know, you just go through a dark place.

嗯，你知道，你只是經歷了一個黑暗的地方。

There are, you have been outside and, and, and also I haven't seen you in so early.

有，你一直在外面，而且，而且我也沒有看到你在這麼早。

There are fingernails embedded in the wall.

Wait, I never asked you to put on lotion.

等等，我從未要求你塗抹潤膚露。

This is a version of someone to the lambs where Gourlay is at the bottom of the well.

這是《有人對羔羊》的一個版本，古雷在井底。

And he asking for more lotion and the serial killers like, wait, wait, what?

而他要求更多的乳液和連環殺手喜歡，等待，等待，什麼？

You've never looked better in a kimono though.

不過，你穿上和服從來沒有這麼好看過。

 It's, I think it's very important to say you're in the kimono. 

這是，我認為說你穿著和服是非常重要的。