I forgot the lyrics.

我忘了歌詞。

This is hilarious.

這是很搞笑的。

Good.

很好。

I'm ready to laugh till my sides thor Although I gotta say I'm kind of surprised they didn't release this on thursday.

我已經準備好笑到肚子疼了，雖然我得說我有點驚訝他們沒有在週四發佈這個。

Okay.

好的。

Could whoever's in the booth just roll the trailer please so soon.

不管是誰在亭子裡，能不能快點把拖車推出來。

Couldn't wait for me to go grab a drink of water thor Oh my gosh!

迫不及待地讓我去喝水，哦，我的天哪！我的天哪。

Start the trailer.

啟動拖車。

Please.

請。

Thank you.

謝謝你。

Kids.

孩子們。

Get to pop corner.

到了流行的角落。

Let me tell you the story of the space viking thor, Odin.

讓我告訴你太空維京人托爾--奧丁的故事。

He's electrifying.

他很有活力。

He was a god After Saving Planet Earth for the 500th time, thor set off on a new journey to figure out how they put toothpaste in a tube.

他是一個神 在第500次拯救地球之後，索爾開始了新的旅程，想知道他們是如何把牙膏放在管子裡的。

He went from dead body more like fraud.

他從死屍變成了金光黨。

That's g he reclaimed his title.

這就是他奪回了他的頭銜。

He couldn't hold on to it.

他無法堅持下去。

He must be hammered terrible.

他一定是被敲打得很厲害。

Oh, spoke too soon, jane jane Tarzan?

哦，說得太早了，簡-簡-泰山？

The old ex girlfriend.

以前的前女友。

I too dated Natalie Portman.

我也和娜塔莉-波特曼約會過。

You did not?

你沒有嗎？

What's the friendly?

什麼是友好？

34 years, eight years, seven months and six days.

34年，8年，7個月和6天。

Give or take?

給還是不給？

I bet he used to calculate for sensing feelings.

我敢打賭，他曾經為感覺到的感受而計算過。

You're right.

你是對的。

The only ones who God's care about is themselves is that sands.

神所關心的只有他們自己，就是那沙子。

No silly.

不傻。

That was Slenderman.

那是Slenderman。

Oh God she will die even Beyonce.

哦，上帝，她會死的，即使是碧昂絲。

I was gonna say that was very, very impressive.

我本來想說那是非常非常令人印象深刻的。

What you did back there.

你在後面做了什麼。

What reentering the M.

什麼重新進入M。

C.

C.

U.

U.

After a decade hiatus.

在中斷了十年之後。

It's just my first bad guy.

這只是我的第一個壞人。

Easy.

容易。

He was just a misunderstood guy.

他只是一個被誤解的人。

You never forget your first.

你永遠不會忘記你的第一次。

I don't get it.

我不明白。

Someone explain that joke to me.

誰來給我解釋一下這個笑話。

No please.

請不要。

Maybe when you're taller.

也許當你更高的時候。

You unlike the other gods was killed, The other gods were far less attractive.

你不像其他神靈被殺，其他神靈的吸引力要小得多。

Have something worth fighting for you guys.

有值得為之奮鬥的東西，你們。

Did you see it?

你看到了嗎？

Did you see the Hidden Thunder?

你看到隱雷了嗎？

Thunder?

雷霆？

Where made you say underwear?

你在哪裡說的內褲？

Let's see who you are and take off your disguise and flip, wow!

讓我們看看你是誰，脫下你的偽裝和翻轉，哇！你是誰？

Do the no pants dance flip too hot.

做不穿褲子的舞蹈翻轉太熱。

They blurred below the equator.

它們在赤道以下變得模糊不清。

Or should we help them and eventually hold up?

還是我們應該幫助他們，並最終撐下去？

They great best friends are grapes.

他們偉大的好朋友是葡萄。