Name: 向20多歲的人解釋我的30歲 (Explaining my 30s to my 20s)
Uploaded: 2022-10-29T17:13:39.000Z
Duration: 5 min 11 s

哦，我的上帝，嗨，對不起，我遲到了。

It's our birthday and we'll black out if we want to.

今天是我們的生日，如果我們想的話，我們就會黑掉。

I mean you can, but I'm going to refrain.

我的意思是你可以，但我要剋制。

I can only have two glasses of biodynamic and organic wine chilled, preferably white or orange.

我只能喝兩杯生物動力和有機葡萄酒的冰鎮酒，最好是白葡萄酒或橙子。

Okay, well, I'll just sip on my vodka pineapple with a splash of cran.

好吧，那我就啜飲我的伏特加菠蘿，加點克蘭。

You would, you're not gonna feel anything tomorrow.

你會的，你明天不會有任何感覺。

Uh well, it's kind of up in the air right now.

但從技術上講，不，我們是孤獨的。

Okay, next, you're gonna tell me we're like some sad lady with six cats or something.

好吧，接下來，你要告訴我，我們就像一些有六隻貓的傷心女人或其他什麼。

Okay, well, no, you do not have six cans okay anymore.

好吧，好吧，不，你沒有六個罐子好了。

哦，我的上帝，我的生活中有什麼嗎？

Homeownership, technically the bank owns the house.

房屋所有權，從技術上講，銀行擁有房子。

And with this economy maybe they always will.

在這種經濟形勢下，也許他們總是會這樣。

No, I just looked to the left and I like got a kink in my neck.

不，我只是向左看了看，我的脖子上好像有一個疙瘩。

My God, my life is so pathetic and fucking sad.

我的上帝，我的生活是如此可悲和他媽的可悲。

我沒有朋友，沒有愛情，沒有生活。

I would disagree right now, you're a bundle of insecurity, blind optimism and self indulgence.

我現在就不同意，你是一個不安全感、盲目樂觀和自我放縱的捆綁。

Because it just seems like you're jaded and sad and your body is falling apart.

因為它只是看起來你很頹廢和悲傷，你的身體正在崩潰。

My knees, Oh my God, I don't want to end up like you, my whole life is ahead of me.

我的膝蓋，哦，我的上帝，我不想落得像你這樣的下場，我的整個生命在我面前。

You know, this chair has really good back support.

你知道，這把椅子有非常好的背部支撐。

I have like a party with a lot of people waiting for me.

我就像一個聚會，有很多人在等我。

我希望我10年前就有這樣的想法。

Oh mm You got me champagne after I said the thing about no added sugar.

哦，在我說了不加糖的事情之後，你讓我喝香檳。

I'll have a zip and a migraine tomorrow morning.

我明天早上會有一個拉鍊和一個偏頭痛。

So you can just my God, I have to stop this.

所以你可以只是我的上帝，我必須停止這一切。

哦，我的上帝，你是如此悲傷。

This is like some back to the future ship.

好吧，聽著，孩子，冷靜下來。

You know when you turn 30 you're gonna physically recoil at any event that starts at nine PM or later, you're gonna have to eat, Eat well and exercise religiously to stave off the crushing weight of a slow down metabolism.

你知道當你30歲時，你會對任何在晚上9點或更晚開始的活動感到恐懼，你必須吃，吃得好，並虔誠地鍛鍊，以避免新陳代謝緩慢的沉重負擔。

You will have to date with an eagle eye for long term compatibility instead of being able to walk around and waste a few years on someone's potential.

你將不得不用鷹眼來約會，以獲得長期的兼容性，而不是能夠四處走動，在某人的潛力上浪費幾年時間。

哦，我的上帝，這一切聽起來都不好。

I like staying up past midnight and being spontaneous and sucking someone five times a day.

我喜歡熬夜到半夜，隨性而為，每天給人吸吮五次。

哦，我的上帝，只是想到這一點。

By the time I'm 30, I'm gonna be exactly the same.

到我30歲的時候，我也會完全一樣。

I'm gonna need a hot tea with a wedge of lemon and three ice cubes.

我需要一杯熱茶，加一瓣檸檬和三塊冰塊。

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