This is the show where I answer questions that you have about your world and my world!

這是個回答你對這個世界問題的節目。

Let's see what the first question is… 

來看看第一個問題。

"Will I ever feel real love?" 

「我是否能感受到真正的愛？」

QBot, give me a question that  the audience asked, not you.

QBot，給我觀眾問的問題，不是你的問題。

A Random Reaper Leviathan Toaster asks:

觀眾 A Random Reaper Leviathan Toaster 問：

Dear, Blocko. Can getting soap in your eyes actually blind you?

親愛的 Blocko，肥皂跑進眼睛會失明嗎？

Getting soap in your eyes may hurt a lot, and there's a reason for that.

肥皂跑進眼睛可能會很疼，這是有原因的。

I brought my friend Eyesic here to help me with this demonstration.

我的朋友 Eyesic 會來幫我示範。

He's a blocky character with eyes, and he's horrifying, but we still love him.

他是個有眼睛的方塊人，有點可怕，但我們仍然愛他。

No, no, no... don't smile. The eyes are enough!

不不不... 不要笑。眼睛就可怕了!

In an effort to protect themselves from dangerous foreign objects, your eyes are extremely sensitive.

眼睛為了保護自己不受危險異物侵害，會非常敏感。

The pain is caused by the difference in pH between your eyes, which have a neutral pH of 7,

疼痛是因 pH 值差異引起的，眼睛 pH 值為中性的 7。

and the soap, which are typically basic with a pH of 7.5 to 9.

而肥皂通常是鹼性的，pH 值在 7.5 至 9 之間。

Shampoos, on the other hand, are slightly acidic.

洗髮精則是微酸性。

If either one gets in your eyes, in  addition to irritation, your eyes may water or turn red.

如果這兩種物質進入，除了感到刺激之外，眼睛還可能會流淚或變紅。

After rinsing them with water, they should start feeling better.

用水沖洗後，應該會感覺更點。

But luckily, soap products are tested to make  sure they're non-toxic.

但幸運的是，肥皂產品經過測試確認是無毒的。

So, you won't go blind.

所以，你不會瞎掉。

Thank you Eyesic. We're done here.

謝謝你，Eyesic。示範結束了。

Oof. Those eyes!

天，他那雙眼睛。

Second question up! Let's do this QBot! 

第二個問題，來吧 QBot！

Amir asks, "Dear, Blocko. How much can you eat before your stomach bursts?"

Amir 問：親愛的 Blocko，在胃爆裂之前，能吃多少東西？

Generally, the stomach can hold up to 1.5 liters of food and drink.

一般來說，胃可以容納 1.5 升食物及飲料。

At this point, you'll be feeling uncomfortably full, but you'll be fine.

這時候，會有不舒服的飽腹感，但不會有什麼事。

Some reports even show  that 3 liters of food won't cause any damage.

一些報告甚至顯示，吃 3 升的食物不會造成任何損害。

But, beyond this point, your stomach is at full capacity and unable to expand any further.  

但一但超過，你的胃就會超出負荷，無法再擴張。

This is when your gag reflex will activate, making you vomit the contents of your stomach, like Triangle Bob just did.

這時就會觸發作嘔反射，讓你吐出胃裡的東西，就像三角形 Bob 這樣。

Uh, Greeg, don't eat that. No. What are you gonna argue?

噁，Greeg，別吃，你有什麼話好反駁的？

I'm sorry. Back to the video.

抱歉，回到正題。

If for some reason you don't throw up and make it to around 4 or 5 liters,  

但如果基於某種原因，你沒有吐，並吃到了 4 或 5 升。

the pressure from all that food can rupture your stomach.

這些食物的壓力會撐破你的胃。

A hole will open up in the wall of the stomach and the food can leak out into your body, which can cause infection, pain, and death.

致使胃壁上開洞，食物漏出，進入你的身體，而這可能導致感染、疼痛和死亡。

So, please, don't try it.

所以，請不要嘗試。

And now it's time for a question about me and my world!

現在是時候說說關於我和我的世界的問題了！

Ellyphant asks, "Dear, Blocko. How are you and Circlia doing? Have you gotten married yet?"

Ellyphant 問：親愛的 Blocko，你和 Circlia 怎麼樣了？你們結婚了嗎？

Good question! We're actually doing amazing. We haven't gotten married yet!

問得好！我們處得不錯，還沒結婚。

But we are soon, and you're all invited!

但快了，而且你們都會被邀請！

I did asked Triangle Bob to be my best man.

我有請三角形 Bob 做我的伴郎。

He cried. Fainted. Hit his head. Ended up in the hospital.

他爆哭，暈倒，撞到頭，最後進了醫院。

Woke up. Cried again. Got hit in the throat by a rogue hospital pigeon. His voice changed again.  

醒來後，又哭了，被醫院的野鴿子撞到喉嚨，聲音又變了。

Woke up in a different hospital. Cried some more, and then passed out.

在另一家醫院醒來，又哭了幾聲，然後就昏了過去。

It was really sweet.

很溫馨吧？

I even caught him practicing his best man speech. You have to listen to this...

我甚至抓到他在練習伴郎致詞，聽聽這個...

Hey, there, Blocko! Welcome to my speech! I used to be mean to you, but now you are best friend to me!

嗨，Blocko！歡迎來到我的演講！我曾經對你很刻薄，但現在你是我最好的朋友！

I know I fall down a lot, bad thing happen to me every day,  

我知道我經常跌倒，還每天都發生壞事。

but you are always there to give me a hug and say nice things, like "It'll be okay." and "Please shower."

但你總是在那給我擁抱，安慰我，像是：「會好起來的！」或「拜託去洗澡。」

My favorite member of BTS is J-Hope because his eyes are very amazing.

BTS 裡我最喜歡的成員是 J-Hope，因為他有雙漂亮的眼睛。

He kinda trails off at the end there for a bit.

有點虎頭蛇尾。

I won't show you all of it, but let's just say... it's adorably nonsensical.

我不會讓你看整段，只能說... 全是可愛的胡說八道。

Straight from his triangle-shaped heart.

來自他三角形真心的肺腑之言。

So, do you have any questions about your world and my world?

你對你或我的世界有什麼疑問嗎？

Ask away in the comments and use #dearblocko so i can find it!

在評論中使用 #dearblocko 提問，這樣我就能看到！

Subscribe, hit the bell, and like this video if you haven't already! It really helps us out! 

如果還沒訂閱，請訂閱、開啟小鈴鐺，並按讚影片，這對我們很重要！

Wanna watch even more Dear Blocko? Click here to watch the last one did.

想看更多的《親愛的布洛克》嗎？ 點這邊看上一集。

Or click here to watch this other video.

或點這裡看其他影片。

Check out the amazing work done by Lifespan.io, the team that powers life noggin, links down in the description!

也看看支持生活金頭腦的 Lifespan.io 吧，連結在描述欄中！

As always, my name is blocko, this has been life noggin. Don't forget to keep on thinking!

老樣子，我叫 Blocko，這是生活金頭腦，別忘了持續思考！