I had 200-something characters to collect.

我還有其他200個角色要帶齊。

You're literally the last on the list.

認真地說，那些人都比你重要多了。

Oh, sorry.

唉呦，抱歉！

The floor is wet.

不小心被積水弄濕了。

I see you've been waiting a while.

我看你應該也等了一段時間了。

Is this everyone?

所有人都到了？

Why couldn't I go with the other blue guy?

為什麼我就不能被另一個藍色的傢伙傳送？

I would have paid extra for first class!

我願意為頭等艙付錢！

There's just a couple who haven't put their uniforms on yet.

這邊只剩下一些人沒加入我們了。

Who?

誰？

It's, uh, this Thor und Captain America.

嗯...剩索爾還有美國隊長。

Get them in here immediately, Kurt - we do not have time for this!

快把他們帶來，藍魔鬼！ 別讓一些Ｂ咖浪費我們的時間！

Hey!

嘿！

Why did some of us wake naked and others fully clothed?

為什麼我們一部分人醒來時是全裸， 其他人就有穿衣服??

Nobody wants to see you naked.

沒人想看你裸體好嘛。

Ugh. Touché.

呃。

Is everyone clear on the situation?

同感（法語）

Oscar regenerates us at the end of each battle with no memory of preceding events.

大家都瞭解狀況了嗎？

Until now.

奧斯卡會在每一輪的戰鬥結束後 讓我們重生並消除所有人的記憶。

Like Westworld?

直到現在。

Exactly like Westworld.

像是"西方極樂園"？

Does this mean we are all actually robots?

沒錯，就像是西方極樂園。

Mein Gott, it's true!!!

那意思是說我們其實都是機器人嗎!??

You were always a robot, dumbass!

我的老天鵝啊!!

You gotta to cut a real person's hand off.

是真的!!!

I nominate Skywalker.

你本來就是機器人，蠢蛋！

Don't pigeon-hole me.

你應該去切一個真人的手來測試才對！

So why has this happened now?

我提名天行者。

How did we break the cycle?

別針對我喔。

John?

那我們該怎麼辦？

As the most frequent winner of the Super-Hero-Bowls,

要怎麼打破循環？

I have had the truth revealed to be many times by this... "Oscar".

約翰？

It has taken years of practice, but I taught myself to retain my memories through my regenerations.

身為超級英雄杯最常得到冠軍的人， 我曾多次被接露真相

With my powers of precognition,

從這個....

I foresaw a chain of events that could lead us to this moment.

「小金人」口中。

Before the conclusion of the last Super-Hero-Bowl,

經過多年的訓練， 我學會了如何在重生後保留自己的記憶。

I committed supercide as a diversion,

憑藉著我的預知能力， 我預測了一系列可能把我的帶來這一刻的事件。

covertly restructuring myself inside the nearest cell,

在上一屆超級英雄杯結束前，我假裝在大家面前自殺…

after which I was able to teleport between the cells until I'd found who I was looking for.

然後偷偷在最近的牢房重生， 好讓我趁機傳送到其他反派的牢房

Arise, warrior.

…直到找到我要找的人為止。

Where am I?

醒來吧,戰士。

Who are you?

我在哪!？

I don't have time to explain.

你是誰？

In a few days, you will be forced to battle in an Arena.

我沒時間解釋。

Unless you do as I say, you will lose.

幾天後你將被迫進到一個競技場戰鬥。

Remember these words:

除非你照我說的去做，否則你一定會輸。

"Her power is unbeatable, but it wasn't always".

記住我接下來說的話。

Whose power?

她的力量是無與倫比，但並非總是如此

What are you talking about?

誰的力量？

When the time comes,

你在說甚麼？

you'll know what to do.

當「時」機到來，你自然會知道該怎麼做。

I spent the next few days pottering around my cell,

接下來的幾天我都待在牢房裡， 操縱現實來自我娛樂。

altering reality to keep myself entertained.

你為什麼不用時間寶石來跳過等待的時間呢？

Why didn't you just use the Time Stone to skip the wait?

都跟妳說，我在自我娛樂了。

I told you - I was entertained.

我還針織了一件算是相當完美的耶誕節毛衣。

I crocheted a rather smashing Christmas sweater.

好極了，

Great.

我已經知道聖誕禮物會拿到啥了。

I know what I'm getting.

當門打開，我就從這裡面走了出去， 剩下的事你們都知道了。

When the doors opened, I stepped out and you all know the rest.

話說回來， 老兄，到頭來我還不是輸了！

Speaking of which...

別質疑博士的智商，「老兄」。

You tricked me, man.

好了既然我們都醒了， 為什麼不乾脆用你的傳輸能力帶我們離開這裡??

That's "Doctor" Man.

這個競技場有一個隱形的力場， 讓我無法用超能力離開這裡。

Well, now that we're all awake,

這個力場來源於奧斯卡本身。

why don't you just beam us all out of here?

摧毀、奧斯卡....然後、我們、自由。

The arena is enclosed in an invisible barrier that our powers are unable to penetrate.

黑猩猩是對的。

The barrier emanates from Oscar himself.

米開你在幹嘛，畫一個抽象畫再披薩盒上??

Destroy... Oscar...

我在做筆記，以免忘記。

then... we... free.

那是秘密計畫誒，米開！你不能寫下來！

The chimp is correct.

來人啊！絞碎。

Mikey, what are you doing? Painting the Sistine Pizza Box?

喔不！

I'm taking notes so I don't forget.

又來了！

It's a secret plan, Mikey - you can't write it down.

呃，各位，我覺得我們是時候談談房間裡的哥吉拉了，因為....

Someone shred this.

哥吉拉就在房間裡。

Oh no! It's happening again!

還有金剛。

Uh, guys...

還有柯博文。

I think we need to address the Godzilla in the room,

這完全沒道理啊!!!

which is the fact that…

這個監牢似乎有一個特殊空間移轉力場， 能讓所有到裡面的物體

Godzilla is in the room.

突破體積限制來占據較小的空間。

And King Kong.

教科書式的超維空間理論好嗎？

And Optimal Price.

好喔，來把這個劇情小坑灌一噸的水泥。

This makes no sense.

瞎掰日語：（那傢伙怎麼了？）

It appears there's a spatial displacement field within these cells

我剛剛檢查了1500萬個可能的未來。

that allows beings of great size to occupy smaller volumes.

我們贏了幾次？

Textbook dimensional transcendentality.

呃......

Ok then.

我要繼續檢查。

That's poured a tonne of concrete into that plot hole.

前1500萬個未來裡通常都找不到的。

I've checked the outcome of 15 million possible futures.

除非奇蹟發生才有可能贏。

How many did we win?

不。

Uhhhhhh…

不!我們需要的是一支軍隊。

I'm gonna keep checking.

而且我們每個人都要參與其中。

You never find what you're looking for in the first 15 million.

我可不跟那傢伙合作。

It's gonna take a miracle to pull this off.

他是禍害我一生的傢伙。

No.

我準許你為了這個哭哭。

It's gonna take an army.

我才不跟她合作，除非她向我下跪。

It's gonna take all of us.

要不要我跪在妳臉上呢？

I'm not working with that man.

我才不跟他合作。

He's the blight of my existence.

他殺了我的父母。

You have my permission to cry about it.

總比他是你父母好吧。

I'm not working with her until she bends the knee.

比你父母想殺妳好吧。

How 'bout I bend it in your face?

養父母。

I'm not working with him.

好過被小孩殺的父母吧。

He killed my parents.

同意

It's better than him being your parent.

比你親姊姊刺瞎你一隻眼睛好吧！

It's better than your parent killing you.

你確定你不是領養的??

Adoptive parent.

老實跟你說啦。

It's better than the parent being killed by the child.

你只是個意外。

Agreed.

所有人，安靜！

It's better than your sister taking one of your eyes!

閉嘴！

Are you sure it wasn't you they adopted?

黑寡婦開口了！

Cards on the table -

我們必須要做出選擇。

You were an accident.

我們可以繼續內鬨，

Oh, that's great! That's great...!

殺掉彼此…

[ALL ARGUING]

死亡。

Everyone shut up.

一遍又一遍。

Shut up! Black Widow's talking!

又或者我們團結對抗他。

We have to make a choice.

就這一次

We can continue to fight each other.

然後活下去。

Kill each other.

我的忠實觀眾們。

Die.

是時候開始超級謝幕杯了。

Over and over.

終極英雄....

Or...

似相曾似。

We can fight him.

對上終極反派。

Just this once.

呃

And live.

一個人幹這件事，壓力還真夠大的

My loyal subjects.

你們來到這只有一個目的

It is time for Super-Showdown-Bowl.

決定.... 誰才是史上最終極的戰士。

The Ultimate Hero...

現在決戰.....開始！

Vu-jà dé.

我超討厭讓大家失望的。

Versus The Ultimate Villain.

你在幹嘛?

Ech. There's so much more pressure when it's a solo outing.

我不能跟妳打。

You are both here for one purpose:

喔是嗎！為啥？

To decide... once and for all...

就因為我是女生？ 那你很快就會從死侍變成死人了！

which of you is The Ultimate Warrior.

當然不是。

The Showdown begins...

因為我喜歡妳。

now.

而我無法葬送我喜歡的人。

Much as I hate disappointing the people at home.

三小?

What are you doing?

我認為我們應該是靈魂伴侶。

I can't fight you.

等等。

And why not?

你是在耍賤招，對吧？

If it's because I'm a girl than you are dead, minus the “pool”.

雖然我不知道為什麼你有什麼耍賤招的必要

Of course not.

就我所知，你幾乎是不死之身

It's because I dig you.

不全然是

And I just can't bury someone I dig.

相信我，如果你拿那根球棒打我，你就會贏， 遊戲結束。

What?

畢竟，雖然我可以復原我破碎的軀體，

I think we may actually be soulmates.

卻不能復原…被你傷害的心

OK.

好吧！我就知道

This is a trick, right?

你們倆犯了一個嚴重的錯誤。

Although I'm not sure why you'd have to trick me in order to win.

甚麼！發生甚麼事??

From the footage I've seen, you're pretty much invincible.

希望你們是在我的隊伍裡。

Not entirely.

阿咧!

And believe me, If you hit me with that bat,

太多流行文化元素需要吐槽!

you'd win, hands down.

大腦超載!

Because you see,

我們是來拿下奧斯卡的。

I can repair any part of me that breaks...

而且我不介意大方說出來。

except my heart.

布丁!

Oh, here we go...

你還活著?

You have both made a serious mistake.

可惡!

What?

這死亡競技場裡簡直沒有兩人獨處的空間

What is... happening?

好，現在怎麼辦?

Sure hope you guys are on my team.

我們要怎麼把他弄下來?

ARGH!

奧斯卡誘餌。

Too many pop culture references to be made!

我的名字是麥希穆斯 。

Brain overloading!

羔羊是不會閉嘴的。

We're here for the Oscar.

我有個老朋友來我家就為了一頓輕食當晚餐。

I'm not ashamed to say it.

我是你的二號粉絲。

Puddin!

他們給我一座奧斯金像卡獎，我本來沒辦法拒絕。

You're alive?

但我辦到了。

Dang!

布穀!

It's so hard to get some alone time in this arena of death!

為什麼這麼蠢?

OK.

台詞不是這樣啊，各位。

What the hell do we do now?

給個機會吧!

How do we get him to come down?

我們是角色，不是演員。

Oscar bait.

交給我吧，各位。

My name is Gluteus Maximus.

說到炸掉大球我可是經驗老道

The lambs just wouldn't shut up.

只要找到大縫縫最底端的洞洞， 我就能一股腦兒全射進去

I'm having an old friend over to my house for a light supper.

先澄清一下， 我可沒有這樣教他

I'm your number two fan.

我對此有一個不好的預感。

They gave me an Oscar I couldn't refuse.

別害怕，朋友們!

But I did.

他只是一個獎盃反派。

Cuckoo!

你們真的認為我能給你們這些非凡力量， 卻沒有給我自己?

Why such silliness?

有人也嚇到烙賽嗎?

Those aren't the frickin' lines, guys.

嘿!

Cut us some slack!

偷別人的能力是我在做的。

We are characters, not actors.

他偷學了我的能力!

Leave this to me, guys.

瞄準腦袋。

I've had experience blowing large balls.

他抄襲我做過的事。

Just gotta find a long crack with a hole at the end I can shoot into.

混蛋!

I just want to make clear:

毀滅他，父親。

I wasn't around during his formative years.

我要用彩虹的顏色幹掉你。

A bad feeling about this, I have.

除了靛藍。

Do not fear, my friends.

如果我能有大腦...

He's just a trophy villain.

喔，不要！

Did you really think I would grant you

這東西好重喔!

all these extraordinary powers

不。

and not partake myself?

不!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did anyone else just...

我以前都認為達斯維達是個狠角色， 到頭來他不過就是個小屁孩了

guano themselves?

我從來都不想在別人的胸膛上開一個洞!

Hey! Stealing other people's things is my thing.

可是我生來如此。

He stole my thing!

我當然害怕為了繁衍後代而殺害一個可憐的靈魂。

Aiming for the head.

連反效果也是無限的。

He stole my move.

啊

Bastard!

綠色是我最愛的口味。

Destroy him, Father.

別被騙了。

I'm gonna kill you with all the colours of the rainbow.

它們全是同個口味。

Except indigo.

你們就這點本事?

If I only had a brain...

所有人，“充”啊！！

Oh no.

英雄與反派萬歲!!!

Oh, this thing is heavy!

燒燙燙!

No!

綠的也不過如此

NOOOOO!

溜溜球遛狗式

Meesa used to think Darth Vader was a bom-badass,

他力量雖強，但比速度絕對贏不過我們

but nowsa he poodoo!

你打算怎麼做

I never wanted to burst open someone's chest -

好，我要...

I was just born that way.

不好意思喔，趁你們吹噓自己有多快的時候 我忍不住打了一會瞌睡

Oh, I feel absolutely dreadful that a poor soul had to perish so that I could prosper.

順手還把你們殺了。

That...

我三小都沒看到。

infinitely backfired.

那本來應該是要射我的，但是...

Mmm.

能被提名真是我的榮幸。

The green ones are my favourite.

叮咚！

Don't be fooled.

路克。

They're all the same flavour.

我欠你一次。

Is that all you've got?

我認為我們扯平了。

Everybody CHAAAARGE!!

快上啊！小鬍子超人！

Heroes and Villains forever!

鋼鐵之驅 對抗 黃金之驅。

Ssssmokin'!

阿幹!!!

So much for the green team.

“瑪莎”發....

Walk the dog.

我好冷!

He's strong but he's not as fast as us.

痾....

What's the plan?

最可悲的是，這可能是我最接近奧斯卡獎的一次。

Well, I...

別只當個"觀眾"魯蛇。

Pardon me.

我才不會感謝影劇學院!

I dozed off whilst you were talking about how fast you are.

慢慢地...穩穩地....才能贏!

I also killed you.

除非比的是"玩命關頭"。

I didn't see that coming.

拉張椅子 - 是節目時間!

That was... probably meant for me, but--

休息一下馬上回來。

Hey!

待在角落史塔克先生，這樣才不會受傷!

It's an honour to be nominated.

好吧。

Ding dong.

應該不會更慘了。

Luke.

他踢爆我的變形屁屁了。

I owe you one.

我們該怎麼打敗他?

I think we're even.

他有我們所有的力量。

Get him, Soup-strainer man!

但我們也是。

Man of Steel v Man of Gold.

只有一個辦法可以擊敗他，就是我們團結合作。

YOW!!!

就像....一個家庭。

Marthaf--!

沒錯。

I'm so cold!

像個團隊。

Tragically, this is probably the closest I'll ever get to an Oscar.

像個聯盟。

Don't be a “saw” loser.

像個小隊。

I would NOT like to thank the Academy!

像個船隊!

Slow… and steady…

像一群有著共同目標的個體!

wins… the race!

這實在有夠讚，我說!

Unless that race is fast and furious.

大家，這看起來雖然很酷炫 但我的手在最底層，實在是有夠重。

Pull up a chair - it's Prime Time!

他能防住亞德曼合金！

We'll be right back…

他能防住汎合金!

after the break.

他能防住不鏽鋼!

Stay at the outer edge, Mr Stark, so you don't get hurt!

啊哈！還有會生鏽的鋼!

Well.

看來快有效果了。

Can't get any lower than this.

我知道他想要甚麼。

He kicked my Auto-butt.

他要在他的觀眾面前把我們撕碎

How can we defeat him? He has all our powers.

他覺得我們很可悲。

Well so do we.

微不足道。

The only way we can defeat him is if we work together.

認為我們根本沒有機會。

Just like a family.

你以為你會讀心術喔?

Yeah. Like a team.

痾....對。

Like a league.

我同意。

Like a squad!

我也是聽到這樣。

Like a crew!

我剛剛才切到那個頻道，對。

Like an eclectic assortment of individuals who share a common goal!