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  • Four gorillas hunting down ghosts

  • Welcome everyone to ah stream ah guerilla stream

  • featuring mios Takanashi Kiara

  • kiara uwu

  • and then we have Ina, say hello Ina

  • can we just give a shout out to Ina's incredible thumbnail

  • Gorilla

  • it's a multi-track pun

  • Ina I think my mom likes to even more now because

  • I think she was a fan of gorillaz

  • like the band?

  • Yeah, the band yeah. Not for real gorillas not specifically

  • oh yeah

  • Did chat get the reference? You guys got the reference right? In the chat

  • You didn't just see monkey and go ha ha funny monkey

  • I actually didn't get it right away.

  • All right good Gura you're the professional ghost hunter here out of all of us

  • I can't tell half of what you were saying just now

  • IRyS sounds much better to me though than Gura does

  • Nancy Martinez come out you fool, F*ing bitch

  • Nancy Martinez you suck~ You'll be alone forever. Nancy, where are you? Come on kill me try me try me I'm not a chicken, I'm a phoenix no matter how many times you kill me I'll be alive again. I'm not like you Nancy, you're dead forever

  • F* you

  • Nancy Martinez are you a murderer?

  • How much does Ina have? 100 bucks? Dang

  • I only have 17

  • I have a lot of money too. I have like a 150. I can buy a bunch of stuff what do I need to buy.

  • Alright, everyone take your items.

  • I took an ems thingy and the flashlight and I'll take some salt.

  • eh? I have something else?

  • I have a Thermometer? But it says EMS

  • What? EMS?

  • EMF not EMS

  • Is the thing you are holding yellow?

  • That happens to be a thermometer

  • Naruhodo

  • Digital Assassin IRyS

  • wait wait wait. If the game is here

  • Do i have to do anything?

  • Very heavy. Yeah very heavy

  • The mute button is here

  • It mutes the narrator okay

  • Let's duct-tape him

  • Are you trying to get rid of me or what? Digital assassin

  • Digital assassin. That is the other name that I have

  • Yeah,it is sharp, it is sharp, very sharp

  • If only I could see him I could point poke him book him with this

  • poor narrato, still duct-tape

  • Is that what i think it is?

  • that looks like a... that looks like a certain

  • very very very universally popular game

  • no not cold

  • there we go

  • Finally

  • OK, super cool time and go to super cold for me

  • oh, it's only when i want to go to super cold it doesn't let me go there yeah

  • The legendary minecraft stream

  • all the ingredients

  • Wow this took a lot of resources guys

  • You know what i'm gonna do with this cake?

  • yes, guess what i'm gonna do with this cake

  • i brought some cake guys, like a good neighbor

  • cake is here oh wait

  • I think I went too high

  • a lot of resources to make

  • to my left?

  • is there something on the left?

  • my take farm?

  • What's a take farm?

  • is it free to take

  • Ta Ke, Ah....

  • Oh, it's Baelz

  • Have you seen any cods?

  • I'm gonna follow Ina, she probably knows where it is

  • Translator notes: she didn't know where it was

  • Stone donut?

  • That's a donut?

  • there's no hole in the donuts though

  • There are donuts without holes

  • that's your reward

  • I don't have any cheese on me

  • so you get a cod instead

  • Ina? What's up Ina?

  • Where are the cods?

  • Am i being blind again and not noticing where the cods are? Or they're really not here?

  • The cods...

  • The cods

  • no no no... it's not it's not... it's not this cod... no no no no

  • i'm innocent

  • I swear I swear

  • Oh my god! It's scary. No i swear. This is not

  • This is not the cods...

  • These are just random cods that I found... somewhere else

  • I fished them

  • Somewhere close to PPP, but it's not... it's not them

  • uh oh

  • uh oh

  • it's okay we're safe we're safe

  • the three of us are invincible

  • No, it wasn't me. It wasn't me. I promise

  • These are not the special cods

  • oh wow she's good

  • Ina has very good aim...

  • Sana's boing boing blocked her vision

  • Where am I?

  • You're... OK, if everything looks red and it's burning don't sleep there.

  • Uh, I'm gonna die

  • There is like a gaint octopus thingy

  • oh you're in the neither

  • The portal should be behind the KFP

  • The gaint octopus thingy took down the portal

  • Oh, it's not on fire anymore huh

  • No No, you are back here actually, you can just take the rail back home

  • Where's the rail

  • uh... It's literally in front of you

  • No no no, turn back, turn back, on the floor

  • Here?

  • I don't have a cart though

  • Just follow and walk?

  • Baelz's 50 Ways to die

  • Hi friend

  • Hello

  • Is that your family?

  • Look, he's putting on the hat and everything

  • Hug friend?

  • Oh my god, we gained a friend

  • I got friend

  • I got friend

  • I'm gonna put him up here

  • I can throw him! Okay

  • Grab

  • throw him

  • what

  • Someone played the game with zero deaths?

  • shoe monster

  • Oh wait wait no no no

  • It's there

  • We need to run up

  • You can do it, I believe

  • Easy haha. I spit in you face

  • what's next

  • This is what pro gamer does, you gotta scope out the...

  • I thought it was blind x2

  • hey

  • What is this door?

  • The door was stuck x3

  • okay we got time. We can crank it until we see it

  • Don't panic x2

  • No need to panic x2

  • PANIC

  • let's try this again shall we?

  • okay let's try this one more time

  • Now we gotta line up to the corner

  • They just won't hang up

  • I'll see you around

  • Alright take care

  • You too

  • goodbye

  • goodbye

  • goodbye

  • Wait should i uh uh leave this voice call?

  • it's up to you

  • you hanging up first

  • No, you hang up

  • No, you hang up

  • No, you hang up

  • No, you hang up

  • No, you hang up

  • No, you hang up

  • Failure

  • I need uh test subjects

  • all right one in seven chance

  • do you believe

  • What if one of these eggs are faulty and they don't hatch any hatchlings

  • if you believe it you can be somebody

  • Yeah they told me i could become everything so i became disappointment

  • Thank you Kiara

  • Disappointment

  • Gura you better stop singing or else Kiara will...

  • Oh shit there's a lot of people here

  • ah our favorite channel, the white noise

  • with a little bit of a color a beautiful color

  • This is what KFP looks like watching the stream

  • Nah you goota go through there

  • Uh hello nice to meet you...

  • I'm Takanashi Kiara

  • how's it going

  • how's it going

  • what's what's on tv today

  • What if I cover it up will you be mad?

  • No, you're okay

  • Nah, these guys are chill, I promise you

  • oh he's got no fingers

  • I feel the tension is uh...

  • First they take the finger, then they take the tongue

  • Gura stop stop.. I will... I will...

  • First they take the finger, then they take the tongue

  • If I ever see you If I ever meet you

  • First they take the finger

  • It's a me Kiawa

  • Are you naked?

  • Can I show this on stream?

  • uh i don't know

  • I didn't see anything in particular but

  • Those are a lot of naked people

  • Do they have uh the the the the

  • Wiener wurst?

  • THE WHAT?

  • The wiener wurst?

  • um i don't know

  • Chat say they do so....

  • oh oh naked guys again

  • Why are there so many wiener in this game

  • I only like my wiener with ketchup or I don't know maybe some mustard

  • But but those are different yeah

  • Gura You are sus because you did not stop by the washroom

  • I'm just a shark who likes berries and cream

  • Where am i going?

  • I'm just a shark who likes some berries and cream, berries and cream, berries and cream. I'm just a shark who likes some...

  • Gura: Nice try Ina: Gura for real?

  • Gura I saw you

  • Can you explain what gura did?

  • Can I have the floor please?

  • She was walking out of electrical after picking off Kiara's head

  • I have the megaphone I have the megaphone because i reported...

  • You self reported because you panicked

  • Excuse me I have a question

  • was the shark near the washroom?

  • I was in... I was

  • then you are sus

  • I watched Ina

  • No no no Mumei can vouch for me, she was right behind...

  • *Meanwhile Mumei...*

  • No you were by yourself You were by yourself in electrical because i was humming Berries and cream

  • I was humming the Berries and Cream tune and i was like

  • I know where electrical is because that's where i died last time

  • That's where you killed me last time so that's right

  • I'm gonna go to electrical

  • oh wait

  • insert card

  • Sana's body, Gura didn't notice

  • okay i'm going to

  • electrical

  • All this time

  • She's playing the dummy card

  • Did you ever stop by the washroom

  • Did I stop by the washroom? I spawned in...

  • I spawned in the place with the folder on the table and i went right down to electrical

  • I don't remember how...

  • So you never stop by the washroom that's pretty SUS

  • How is that SUS?

  • I just walked in and then I saw...

  • Everytime you were innocent you would do something in the washroom

  • Churning the Dookie Butter

  • oh literally

  • I'm locked in the latrine

  • hello

  • hello

  • I'm stuck in the bathroom

  • We just spawned in Kronii

  • We just spawned in give me some time to get to the toilet

  • I'm pretty convinced

  • Can i... can i have a moment

  • You are starting to stink Gura because you didn't shower

  • Can i have a moment?

  • Can I?

  • Can I have a moment

  • To discribe how Ina has suddenly flip-flopped her story

  • She's gone from weak and shy to very suddenly very demanding of the room's attention

  • I don't know it was so obvious that I walked in on you

  • All I can say is trust me on this

  • You can skip

  • Just steer clear of Ina

  • Someone follow Gura someone follow Ina

  • Yes please i would love to have follower around

  • I don't know how to defend myself here guys i'm innocent

  • I mean it's still early in the game, I'll keep my

  • Eh, zip it you

  • This is why I love Calli

  • Sing a bit when you're around the gnome? Maybe he'll respect you

  • What should I sing

  • Continue with what you're doing, I don't mind

  • OK sure

  • Ina got high because she's too tired

  • uh you know one of those times when you're so tired your brain filter is

  • just off and you're just saying whatever is on your mind

  • That's me right now

  • I can basically feel my eye bags

  • I was thinking about something i was like how

  • cause in japanese when you count different things you

  • have different uh words to count something like like sheets of paper it's

  • like something somethingmaium but eggs

  • i wasn't sure i wasn't sure what what where to use to

  • count eggs so i was like

  • Kiara, I know this is really out of the blue

  • but how do you count eggs in Japanese

  • and she's like Oh I'm the perfect person

  • basically yeah that's how that's how the stream started

  • or right before the stream

  • Pre-stream behind the scenes exclusive content

  • let's go

  • I'm sorry. Why am I laughing so much

  • Also, I forgot to drink my vitamins hold on

  • ah yeah

  • I forgot what I was gonna start off with

  • Started with eggs and now my brain is slowly going into Youtube

  • random youtube videos that i've been watching while i was

  • working on stuff including

  • How many layers of glue does it take to make a glove and shoe

  • Can thermites really break locks

  • Random youtube videos that show up on my feed

  • Wait, which one is the one that's the bug and which one is the one that like it's

  • really really hot when you light it on fire

  • Termite is the bug, thermite is the hot one

  • Ok, got it. The hot one

  • Speaking of hot ones

  • *Help her, she can't stop*

  • Anyways, this is not a chatting stream, this is a pokemon stream

  • Lies that Calli and IRyS believed in

  • I used to think that cracking your knuckles wasn't really good for your bones

  • but apparently it's just a myth I don't know

  • Yeah i've heard it like doesn't matter your neck is a different situation but like cracking like your

  • knuckles knuckles that's fine

  • Um I remember that a relative once told me

  • uh she told me that her her dad was like a doctor or a surgeon and she said

  • that the knuckles in your hands every time that you pop them like you're

  • popping a bubble inside of your body and your body only has so many bubbles

  • inside of it that if you pop all of them you die

  • YOU DIE?

  • Yeah that's what she told me said her dad who was a doctor told her that

  • and so I believed it

  • Yeah if her dad's a doctor

  • You would think oh yeah legit yeah oh my god

  • That reminds me of how like

  • some some people would tell me that like um if you you know if you hiccup a

  • hundred times in a row without stopping

  • YOU WOULD DIE

  • huh that's why like whenever I... I used to like hiccup a lot as a kid

  • not as much anymore Actually, I don't even know if i hiccup often...

  • As a kid I used to like always hiccup

  • after eating a meal or something and i would freak out i would count my

  • I would count my hiccups and like drink tons of water hoping it would stop

  • Sometimes it would reach like 20 or 30 I'm like oh no seventy more hiccups and I'm dead

  • oh geez that's so cute

  • RIP Watson, she's dead for sure

  • You sure she's the CEO of KFP?

  • What a catch Yeah nice catch

  • Are you supporting him or me

  • KFP Which one is it

  • Does that hurt you bitch? Well think about how many children you've hur t

  • Do I need to bring you with me?

  • Are you coming

  • No? Give him a tight hug? But is he gonna kill me if i give him a tight hug?

  • I can't do much more than this

  • Can we drop him?

  • I have too much power

  • Am I going to hell?

  • Ina got friendzoned

  • Okay I have some uh I have a... I have presents for you too

  • Present

  • Are you my present?

  • This is for you You see I wore...

  • Well you like it more now right? Because i wore it first

  • Oh yeah, you are my present

  • Let me catch you

  • Ina you don't have to, I'm already yours

  • The last thing is this

  • Is this...

  • Is this what i think it is?

  • Would you like to continue being an amazing gen mate to me

  • and a lovely super cute beloved friends to me

  • Did I just get friend zoned?

  • Did I just get friend zoned?

  • I didn't know that there was a possibility of more than just the friend zone

  • I was just thinking because you know maybe you want to wait until

  • oh don't run away

  • Ina, don't cry

  • I'm looking forward to the day when we meet in real life hopefully so..

  • so stop! Don't go away

  • I didn't bring my bathing suit

  • Come back! Ina I can't follow you

  • We should wait until they sell flight tickets

  • don't go by ocean

  • We're not ready to go to japan yet

  • This place is not really safe if the lock is outside

  • I feel like... I feel like with my special eyes would see something suspicious

  • There must be a button hide in some where

  • Maybe under the bar

  • Or... Or there is some speakers listening to us say a specific special keyword password

  • and then they will let us out

  • Maybe you can unlock it with a smartphone

  • Alexa open the door

  • Hey Alexa, open the door

  • Let us out

  • Hi, I'm Cortana

  • Well, we are dead, it's Cortana

  • Hi, I'm Cortana

  • Hi, I'm Siri

  • Hi, I'm Siri

  • Kiara: Hi, I'm Cortana Cali: Hi, I'm Siri

  • At least you guys do seem to have a little...

  • a little smart...

  • smart friend down there

  • Wait, there is a Siri?

  • It's called Archebold

  • Calli: Your personal butler Gura: Hey Archebold, I've been kidnapped call 911

  • Calli: You got it, calling 911 Gura: Call in the SWAT Team

  • Hello?

  • Hey Ar.. Ar.. Archebold

  • This is the Mython police department

  • Hello?

  • Can we get two...

  • Large...

  • No

  • Number 9

  • No

  • Focus, you focus

  • Do you kids ever learn to stop calling us?

  • God Damn

  • Calli: They hang up Ina: I was gonna call the cops

  • Why you always gonna eat burger, it's not good for you

  • I like McDonalds

  • I was gonna cook healthy pasta

  • Watoto will grease up now

  • OK, do it

  • I'll help you Watoto, let me... let me grease you up

  • Watoto has to be naked

  • Watoto takes off his shirt and gets all oiled up

  • with the hot with the um... Olive oil

  • Hello 911

  • Cali: Hello, Archebold here. Would you like me to call 911? Ina: 911, I can't breath

  • No, that's OK Archebold. Thank you

  • Archebold, play Baewatch

  • You got it

  • Now playing Baewatch theme

  • Archebold plays the Baewatch theme

  • Would you like to... Would you anything else?

  • No Archebold, thank you

  • You can change my settings anytime

  • Hey Archebold, change language settings to italian

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