when we got the terrible news that

得知了一個壞消息

Robin Williams had died, and

羅賓威廉斯去世了

we acted pretty much, we were stunned

當時我們都嚇壞了 十分震驚

And talked about it a little bit with Will Arnett here on the show

還和來賓威爾阿奈特談了一下這件事

But it's an impossible thing to process, obviously

顯然這消息有些令人無法承受

And here we are now 24 hours later

但是到現在已經過了24個小時

and it felt appropriate just to take a moment here

感覺應該已經能在節目上花些時間

and talk about this absolutely incredible man

談談這位一代巨星

How he touched all of our lives

談談羅賓威廉斯如何感動每一個人

Yeah, really. –Such a fantastically funny guy and everybody knows that side of him

沒錯- 大家都熟知他幽默到不可思議的一面

What I think a lot of people don't know and you're starting to hear all these stories come out

但我想待會聽到這些故事後

Is how he was crazily generous, he was so generous

大家才會知道他是多麼大方無私

Such a nice person

人有多麼善良

Yeah, and not just in a material way, but with his time

對 而且 不只是物質方面 時間方面也是

I mean, you know, he's spent so much time entertaining the troops

我是說 他犧牲許多時間帶給國軍歡笑

Which I didn't really know about, which means…

我原本並不知道這件事 也就是說

Cause he didn't talk about it

羅賓不曾和我們談過這個

He didn't talk about it- He didn't talk, and he just did it

他從不四處說嘴 而是單純地去做善事

You know, he didn't do it for publicity

他不是為了搏取大眾歡心

He did it because…

他是為了…

and I think the department in defense even

我想 國防部甚至

issued a statement in gratitude for all the work he'd done for the troops

頒了張感謝狀 感謝他對國軍的貢獻

He was generous in so many ways. He just set such a generous spirit as well

他各方面都十分大方 擁有無私的靈魂

I knew Robin just in show business

我是在節目上認識羅賓的

and we did a few projects, benefits and things together

我們合作過幾次，專案、義賣等等的

He'd been a guest on the show

有次 他來上節目

And for my money, best talk show guest ever, probably

他是我見過最棒的脫口秀來賓

Just really brilliantly funny and

妙語如珠 幽默好笑

that's obvious to everyone, what a brilliant talent he was

顯而易見 他是個多麼機智的天才

But just as a quick example of what he was like

我說個簡單的故事來描述他的為人

A bunch of years ago.

就在幾年前

Five years ago I went through publicly, kind of a bump in the road and I was feeling a little low

五年前 我遇到了瓶頸 有點情緒低落

Out of the blue,

毫無預警地

Robin Williams buys me a bicycle

羅賓威廉斯買了台自行車給我

And it sounds like silly thing, you know

這件事聽起來有點蠢

Like he was the first person to buy me a bicycle since my parents bought me a bicycle

在我父母之後 他是頭個送我自行車的人

When I was 35.

當時我已經35歲了

But I was, you know, kind of low,

當時 我正處於低潮期

and Robin loved to ride and I loved to ride

羅賓和我都喜歡騎自行車

And he bought me a bicycle but this is so Robin Williams

所以他送我一台 這就是羅賓會作的事

He bought me this bicycle

他買了這台腳踏車給我

and he had it delivered to my house

讓人直接送來我家

And it was the most absurd bicycle you've ever seen

這是我見過最蠢的腳踏車了

Yeah, it looked like a Mardi Gras parade.

就像嘉年華遊行中會出現的那種

It did! It was beautiful It did! It was beautiful and really top-notch

真的!它很美 是台頂級腳踏車

Yeah, but it was bright orange and bright green and had shamrocks on it

但車身是亮橘 亮綠色 上頭還畫著幸運草

So I called Robin up. I mean, who does that?

我馬上打給羅賓 我是說 誰會作這種事?

I didn't know him well enough to justify

我當時跟他還不是很熟

this kind of… You didn't get me anything. And..

這有點…連你也沒送過我什麼 而且…

I knew you had a bike

我知道你得到一台腳踏車

Yeah, so I called him up and I just said,

對 所以我打給他 說

"Robin, I'm flooded by this bike."

羅賓 這台腳踏車嚇到我了

And all he would say is that, "Well, I knew you ride and I knew you could use it"

他只說: 嗯 我知道你愛騎車 這你用得到

And he went, "Does it look ridiculous? Does it really look ridiculous?"

然後說: 它看起來有蠢嗎? 是否真得很蠢?

And I said, "Yeah, it looks ridiculous." And he went, "Good.

我說: 對 看起來超蠢的! 他回道: 很好

Do you look really stupid riding it"

那你騎車時看起來好不好笑?

And I said, "Yeah, I'm gonna look stupid" and he's like,

我說: 看起來一定超好笑 他就回說:

"Well, then that's good then."

嗯 那就好

He had just that amazing spirit of fun.

他心靈充滿了神奇的幽默感

The generosity, but also the fun at the same time.

慷慨大方 同時也風趣好笑

And so often, I would just look at that silly bike and think,

我常常看著那台白痴自行車 想著

"What a wonderful spirit! What an amazing spirit!"

多麼美麗的靈魂! 這種精神太偉大了!

And we know now that he had his battles. He had his…

我們現在知道 他有他的仗要打 他有…

He's a… he's an…

他是…他是個…

And I think he's very courageous. I think it's particularly courageous for someone

我覺得這很勇敢 特別是對他這種

to be that generous of spirit

有著慷慨無私靈魂的人而言

in the face of that kind of depression

面對這種挫折 是非常勇敢的

Just such a lovely, special man

他是個可愛 特別的人

We wanted to do one thing tonight, which is

我們今晚想作一件事

you can talk about Robin or you can just

可以談談羅賓 或是

let him have the floor

讓羅賓自己發言

So we put together just a couple of, a few moments

我們剪輯了一段影片 截取數個片段

from his visits with us over the years

集合這些年來他上節目的精華

And we thought it might just be nice to go back

我們想 這會是個很棒的回顧

and have a visit

來了解羅賓的為人

Let's do that right now

馬上來觀看這段影片

I had a parrot once and do not, in any form,

我養過一隻鸚鵡 記住 千萬不要

put them in your bedroom cause you think it'd be lovely to wake up to the parrot

把鸚鵡養在臥室 就算你想讓牠叫你起床

Because they hear everything

因為牠們能聽到一切

And there, you'll have the bird out and it'll one day be sitting there and you'll be thinking,

如果養在臥室的話 有天 你坐著 想說

"what a lovely bird!" and it'll go, "Not in the ass!"

這鸚鵡真可愛 然後鸚鵡說: 聽你放屁!

This is the hairiest man I've ever seen in my life

我這輩子沒看過毛這麼多的人!

It is frightening. It is an amazing thing.

這很嚇人 很神奇

I've actually been at the zoo and had monkeys go,

真的 有次我去動物園 猴子跟我說

"what are you doing outside?"

你怎麼跑到籠子外頭去了?

Occasionally, I've had to do a thing where they, you know, for certain movies I've had to wax, and I had a lady…

偶爾 為了些電影 我得除毛 有個小姐…

You've done that actually? –Once.

你真的除過毛? -除過一次

and it was like this woman, half way through she said, "Do you mind if I take a break?"

那位小姐除到一半 問說 我能休息一會嗎

You feel like you should have like people on your back going,

感覺好像有人在你背後唱著

Nobody knows

沒人知道~

the trouble I've seen,

我遇過的麻煩~

taking the hair off Robin

拔光羅賓的毛髮~

So I couldn't have a stiff drink,

所以我不能喝烈酒

Or maybe have a really long talk

或好好作一番長談

for the executives at NBC.

與NBC電視的執行長們

*Beep* the bastards that can't take a joke!

**那些不懂幽默的混蛋

*Beep* the bastards that can't take a joke!

**那些不懂幽默的混蛋

He's the best talk show guest in the world. He's Robin Williams

全世界最棒的脫口秀來賓 羅賓威廉斯

Thank you very much

非常謝謝你

The best talk show guest in the world

史上最棒的脫口秀來賓

Robin, thank you for so many deliriously funny moments

羅賓 謝謝你帶來這麼多歡笑

and for so much happiness that you brought so many people

帶給大家這麼多幸福

We'll take a break. When we come back

現在休息片刻 等廣告回來

Damon Wayans, Jr. is here. We'll see you in a second

Damon Wayans, Jr.會在這裡 我們待會見!