Are you thirsty? That's it, drink up!

你渴了嗎？就是這樣，喝吧!

[crying]

[哭聲]

Okay, maybe you're hungry?

好吧，也許你餓了？

How about a nice soft Krabby Patty?

一個柔軟的蟹皇堡怎麼樣？

[crying]

[哭聲]

Yikes, not even a Krabby Patty helps.

Yikes, not even a Krabby Patty helps.

[crying]

[哭聲]

How about a stack of $20s?

一疊20美元怎麼樣？

Hands in the air!

舉起手來!

[gasping] Plankton!

[喘氣] 痞子！

That's right, SpongeBob, I'm back!

對了，海綿寶寶，我回來了！

And you won't stop me this time.

而這次你不會再阻止我了。

What? SpongeBob's a baby, but Krabs is back to normal?

什麼？海綿寶寶是個嬰兒，但蟹老闆已經恢復正常了？

It seems the second dose acts as an antidote!

看來第二劑藥起到了解毒的作用!

One squirt equals baby, two squirts equals adult!

噴一噴等於嬰兒，噴兩噴等於成人!

Or is it three squirts for baby and four squirts for adults?

還是說嬰兒要噴三口，成人要噴四口？

Barnacles, I've run out of gas!

巴納克斯，我已經沒有油了!

[Mr. Krabs clearing throat]

[蟹老闆清嗓子]

Krabs! Nice diaper.

Krabs!不錯的尿布。

Hold on, hold on! I think I...

堅持住，堅持住!我想我...

Yes, I've got it!

是的，我已經得到了它!

Another penny! Come to papa! Now, what were we doing?

再來一便士！到爸爸這裡來！現在，我們在做什麼？

This!

這個!

[coughing]

[咳嗽聲]

What's the matter, baby? Are you gonna cry?

怎麼了，寶貝？你要哭了嗎？

What the heck happened to you?

你到底發生了什麼事？

This isn't baby gas, it's senior citizen spray!

這不是嬰兒的氣體，而是老年人的噴霧!

Eh? What was that, sonny?

嗯？那是什麼，孩子？

Out of my way, Methuselah! You're old and useless.

別擋我的路，瑪土撒拉!你又老又無用。

Hold it right there!

在那裡別動！

Old people are our greatest natural resource!

老年人是我們最偉大的自然資源!

I salute you, elder citizenry!

我向你致敬，長者公民！"。

I'm getting old listening to this. Let's try this again!

我聽得都快老了。讓我們再試一次吧!

I remember when a quarter used to cost a nickel.

我記得以前一個25美分的硬幣是五分錢。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

This baby gas is worthless!

這種寶貝氣體一文不值!

At least you're way too old to stop me

至少你太老了，無法阻止我。

from stealing a Krabby Patty!

從偷一個蟹皇堡開始！

What was that, sonny?

那是什麼，小子？

It'll take more time to explain than you have left.

解釋起來需要的時間比你剩下的時間還要多。

What?

什麼？

[laughing]

[笑聲]

He's got the Krabby Patty! Catch him!

他拿著蟹皇堡！抓住他

Catch who?

抓住誰？

Oh, Gesundheit.

哦，Gesundheit。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Victory is mine!

勝利是我的!

[groaning, panting]

[呻吟聲，喘息聲]

Come back here, you little whippersnapper!

回來，你這個小毛頭！

You kids get off my lawn!

你們這些孩子從我的草坪上滾開！

Oh, boy. I'll catch up with you, boy.

哦，孩子。我會追上你的，孩子。

I'm catching up with my knitting.

我正在追趕我的針織品。

That's it! Knit, little nitwit!

就這樣吧!編織吧，小傻瓜！

That was almost too easy.

這幾乎太容易了。

What? No!

什麼？不！

I demand you geezers release me!

我要求你們這幫傢伙釋放我!

Right after the party. The piñata party.

就在聚會之後。皮納塔派對。

What?

什麼？

That's for calling us old.

這是對說我們老的。

Hey, quit it!

嘿，別鬧了！

I want candy!

我想吃糖!

No!

不!

One squirt plus adult... carry the two...

一個噴頭加一個成人......攜帶兩個......。

gas vector minus body weight, mm-hmm...

氣體載體減去身體重量，mm-hmm...

square root of SpongeBob. Of course!

海綿寶寶的平方根。當然了!

The final ingredient that I've been lacking!

我一直缺少的最後一個成分!

It's so simple yet so evil!

它是如此簡單卻又如此邪惡!

And I know just the place to get it.

而且我知道有一個地方可以得到它。

Excuse me, what aisle did you get that from?

對不起，你從哪個過道得到這個？

You mean the Kelp-O?

你是說海帶O？

No, that thing, the ugly, drippy, smelly thing.

不，那個東西，那個醜陋的、滴水的、發臭的東西。

Are you talking about my baby, creep?!

你是在說我的孩子嗎，討厭鬼？

[panting]

[氣喘吁吁]

Ow, ow, ow!

嗷，嗷，嗷!

[moaning]

[呻吟聲]

Baby powder?

嬰兒爽身粉？

This could be just what I need!

這可能正是我所需要的!

Hey, buddy, is this made from real or artificial babies?

嘿，夥計，這是用真的還是人造嬰兒做的？

Ow, ow, ow, ow!

嗷，嗷，嗷，嗷!

Everyone say your ABCs!

每個人都說你的ABC!

Now when you turn into babies...

現在，當你們變成嬰兒的時候...

[crying]

[哭聲]

...you stay babies!

......你留下來吧，寶貝們!

Hey, Krabs, catch!

嘿，蟹老闆，接住！

[crying]

[哭聲]

What's wrong, little feller?

怎麼了，小傢伙？

[crying]

[哭聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[crying]

[哭聲]

My moment of triumph!

我勝利的時刻!

What the-?

什麼...？

Oh, gross! I command you to stop drooling on me!

哦，噁心！我命令你不要在我身上流口水!

Goo!

Goo!

Put me down!

放我下來！

Ow! Stop it! I'm an adult!

嗷!別鬧了！我是個成年人！

Goo.

Goo.

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[farting]

[放屁聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Huh? I don't believe it!

嗯？我不相信!

The Krabby Patty formula! He's teething on it!

蟹皇堡的配方！他正在用它出牙!

Give it here, you big stupid baby!

把它給我，你這個大傻子！

Ow!

嗷!

[laughing]

[笑聲]

[laughing]

[笑聲]

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]