You may know me best as ash, ketchum on Pokemon and I'm also Delia, ketchum and finery and chassis and dig and a bunch of other stuff and today I'm gonna be improvising voices based on characters I've never seen before.

你可能最瞭解我，我是《寵物小精靈》中的灰燼、凱旋，我也是迪莉婭、凱旋、底盤、挖掘和其他一堆東西，今天我將根據我以前從未見過的角色即興發聲。

What's the matter?

怎麼了？

This is a vampire person, He's got his little fang teeth, he's got a little fang gears, he's got, I love his eyebrows there like he's a little, he's like what what what what does it matter?

這是一個吸血鬼，他有他的小獠牙，他有一個小獠牙齒輪，他有，我喜歡他的眉毛在那裡，就像他有點，他就像什麼什麼，這有什麼關係？

What did I do?

我做了什麼？

What did I do?

我做了什麼？

What did I do?

我做了什麼？

Something I did that I didn't do that already.

我所做的一些事情，我已經沒有做了。

He could be Transylvanian, he could be a little a little Transylvanian boy, He could be, he could be a little Transylvanian boy.

他可能是特蘭西瓦尼亞人，他可能是一個小的特蘭西瓦尼亞男孩，他可能是，他可能是一個小的特蘭西瓦尼亞男孩。

He's got a big cheek boy, it wasn't me, that was not me at all.

他有一個大臉蛋的孩子，那不是我，那根本不是我。

There.

在那裡。

Yeah, there we go.

是的，我們走吧。

That's he's got, he's got like a thing in there, you know, I did not steal his homework, I did not tip over the lunch tray.

他有，他有一個東西在那裡，你知道，我沒有偷他的家庭作業，我沒有把午餐盤翻過來。

I did not trip the teacher and I definitely didn't put a worm in that sandwich.

我沒有絆倒老師，我也絕對沒有在那個三明治裡放一條蟲子。

I'm the best little vampire boy ever lived.

我是有史以來最好的小吸血鬼男孩。

I'm a good vampire boy.

我是一個好的吸血鬼男孩。

Oh God, okay.

哦，上帝，好吧。

She's mad.

她很生氣。

She's actually, she's okay, hang on, let's break this one down a little bit here.

她實際上，她很好，等一下，讓我們在這裡把這個問題分解一下。

This is a witch, she's on a broom.

這是個女巫，她在掃帚上。

Her favorite color is obviously purple, but she has these really bad stockings that don't match the outfit quite frankly.

她最喜歡的顏色顯然是紫色，但她有這些非常糟糕的絲襪，坦率地說與衣服不匹配。

Um you could give her a really, really witchy voice.

嗯，你可以給她一個非常，非常巫婆的聲音。

Um but you could also, I mean she's not, she doesn't always have that face.

但你也可以，我的意思是她不是，她並不總是有那張臉。

Sometimes she has a different face sometimes, sometimes her face is really worried, sometimes she's worried for the Children.

有時她有時會有不同的表情，有時她的臉真的很擔心，有時她為孩子們擔心。

She put in her cauldron because she maybe left them in there too long and when you leave Children in the cauldron too long, they turn into rats.

她把它們放在她的小耳朵裡，因為她可能把它們放在裡面太久了，當你把孩子放在小耳朵裡太久時，它們會變成老鼠。

Right, I think that's true.

對，我想這是真的。

Oh, aren't you cute?

哦，你不是很可愛嗎？

Um so this is a photographer, monkey person and she's got these fabulous glasses and this fabulous lipstick and this fabulous bow and a very old camera.

嗯，所以這是一個攝影師，猴子的人，她有這些美妙的眼鏡和美妙的口紅，還有這個美妙的蝴蝶結和一個非常老的相機。

She's a fabulous photographer, she's Annie Liebowitz.

她是一個神話般的攝影師，她是安妮-利伯維茨。

Um she's working at Conde Nast, she's definitely here un retainer, she's always available, except not sometimes she's like, I'm sorry, I can't come in today and you guys are just like, that's that's fine ma'am, that's, that'll just take your time, do whatever you need to do.

她在Conde Nast工作，她肯定在這裡沒有保留，她總是可以，除了不有時她會說，我很抱歉，我今天不能來，而你們就像，那是那很好的女士，那是，那就慢慢來，做任何你們需要做的事。

She could be, she could be older.

她可能是，她可能更老。

She, she she could be older, she could be a grandma because she has these uh these lines on her lips and she does wear glasses, which I wear glasses but that, you know, she could, she could be an older woman who you know, lives in Williamsburg with all the young kids, she's very active, she definitely works out and goes hiking and you know, she never had Children, God, no, um she's fat, she's my friend.

她，她她可能是老年人，她可能是一個奶奶，因為她有這些呃這些線條在她的嘴脣上，她確實戴著眼鏡，我戴著眼鏡，但是，你知道，她可能，她可能是一個老年婦女，你知道，住在威廉斯堡與所有的年輕孩子，她非常活躍，她肯定鍛鍊和遠足，你知道，她從來沒有孩子，上帝，不，嗯她很胖，她是我朋友。

Oh okay, so this one's gonna get a real funky little voice.

哦，好的，所以這個人會得到一個真正的時髦的小聲音。

Who is this a demon nerd or what, what do you call this thing.

這是誰的妖怪書呆子還是什麼，你怎麼稱呼這個東西。

Okay, so I think this guy actually has no friends, he's just oh come on, will you be my friend?

好吧，所以我認為這傢伙實際上沒有朋友，他只是哦，來吧，你會成為我的朋友嗎？

And he's starting to get a real chip on his shoulder too because he's been trying for a long time.

而且他也開始有了一個真正的籌碼，因為他已經努力了很久了。

He's a real nice guy.

他是一個真正的好人。

Really nice guy man.

真的是個不錯的人。

Okay, I just wanna break.

好吧，我只是想休息。

I just, I have I have scrambled have monopoly, I have everything in my house, I have amazing parents who are gonna cook you dinner, they'll cook you a nice meatloaf and you just come over, come on, come on, he's a real desperate character.

我只是，我有我有炒有壟斷，我家裡什麼都有，我有了不起的父母，他們會給你做晚飯，他們會給你做一個漂亮的肉餅，你只要過來，來吧，來吧，他是一個真正絕望的角色。

There's gotta be something likable to him but that's for the writers, it's not magic I like to play and I like to play a fairy.

他必須有一些令人喜歡的東西，但這是為編劇準備的，這不是我喜歡的魔術，我喜歡扮演一個仙女。

Yes, Okay, so this is a sheep, a lamb, I'm not sure she got, she's pieces, she's like Nixon, she's got a wizard hat, she's got a little wizard wand, she's wearing little little heels, she's cute um and she's very, she's very satisfied with herself, she's very, very satisfied with herself.

是的，好的，所以這是一隻羊，一隻羔羊，我不確定她得到了，她的作品，她就像尼克松，她有一頂巫師帽，她有一個小巫師的魔杖，她穿著小高跟鞋，她很可愛嗯，她對自己很滿意，她對自己非常，非常滿意。

I kind of want to make her a baby acre as a, as a little wizard person, I am a wizard and if you're a good person, I will grant you three wishes but they can't be to kill someone, they can't be to steal someone and they can't be to eat someone or you could do a more, I'm a sheep and I will grant all your wishes.

我有點想讓她成為一個嬰兒，作為一個，作為一個小巫師的人，我是一個巫師，如果你是一個好人，我會滿足你三個願望，但他們不能是殺人，不能是偷人，不能是吃人，或者你可以做一個更，我是一隻羊，我會滿足你所有的願望。

Just come step into my office.

只要走進我的辦公室就可以了。

My office is beautiful.

我的辦公室很美。

It's all yellow because yellow is the happiest color in the world and it's also the color of urine that comes out of bad people.

都是黃色的，因為黃色是世界上最幸福的顏色，也是壞人身上流出的尿液的顏色。

All cute characters do tend to have high pitched voices.

所有可愛的角色確實傾向於有高亢的聲音。

Like if you gave this one a, hey, my name is she p shoe and I got a big wand over here, I'm gonna hit you with it.

就像如果你給這個人一個，嘿，我的名字是她P鞋，我有一個大魔杖在這裡，我要用它來打你。

She'd hit you with it.

她會用它來打你。

She wouldn't be like, I'm gonna grant you wishes she would just hit you over the head with a wand and see what falls out, you know?

她不會說，我要實現你的願望，她只會用魔杖打你的頭，看看會掉出什麼，你知道嗎？

But uh, but she's a cute like what you do, you decide to put it in the comments, What do you think is a better voice for this character?

但是，呃，但她是一個可愛的像你做什麼，你決定把它放在評論中，你認為什麼是一個更好的聲音為這個角色？

Probably the first one.

可能是第一個。

Oh, my favorite.

哦，我的最愛。

A little boy.

一個小男孩。

I do this a lot.

我經常這樣做。

Oh, he's got a tummy ache.

哦，他的肚子疼了。

He has thick calves, poor guy, real small feet.

他的小腿很粗，可憐的傢伙，真正的小腳。

This kid's not playing soccer anytime soon.

這孩子很快就不會踢足球了。

So I think he's, he think he's a pretty nervous kid.

所以我認為他是，他認為他是一個相當緊張的孩子。

Oh man.

哦，夥計。

He's got groans disease for sure this kid and he, he brought it on himself to it.

他肯定得了呻吟病，這個孩子，他，他自己帶來了它。

It wasn't natural.

這並不自然。

It didn't occur in his family or anything.

在他的家庭或其他地方沒有發生過這種情況。

He just a boy.

他只是一個男孩。

Oh boy.

哦，孩子。

Uh, when he sits in a classroom, he's always in the back row, he raises his hand, but then he puts it right back down again.

呃，當他坐在教室裡時，他總是坐在後排，他舉起手來，但隨後又馬上放下。

He's not, he's not going to answer the question.

他沒有，他不打算回答這個問題。

You know, he has friends.

你知道，他有朋友。

You know, he's got friends, but they tolerate him more so than anything.

你知道，他有朋友，但他們容忍他比什麼都重要。

Poor unfortunate little kid.

可憐的不幸的小傢伙。

Oh man, this clown's pissed.

哦，夥計，這個小丑很生氣。

Uh, so this is an angry clown.

呃，所以這是個憤怒的小丑。

Uh, he's got big red nose and a triangular face voiceover.

呃，他有大紅鼻子和三角臉的配音。

That really helps, especially when you're creating a character is to take the stance of the, of the critter you're trying to do here.

這真的很有幫助，特別是當你創造一個角色的時候，是採取你想做的那個小動物的姿態。

Where is this clown?

這個小丑在哪裡？

Let's put this clown somewhere.

讓我們把這個小丑放在某個地方。

I said, no, I will not take this treatment anymore.

我說，不，我不會再接受這種治療。

Okay.

好的。

I say I'm calling my union.

我說我要給我的工會打電話。

I'm sick of this crap.

我受夠了這些廢話。

Okay, next time you want to hire a clown clown, why don't you go into clown academy and hire some new clown?

好吧，下次你想僱傭一個小丑的時候，為什麼不進入小丑學院，僱傭一些新的小丑？

I don't know what he's doing.

我不知道他在做什麼。

I've been doing this for 70 years.

我已經做了70年了。

My lifespan is 100 and 40.

我的壽命是100歲和40歲。

You think I'm done?

你認為我已經完成了？

You think I'm done?

你認為我已經完成了？

I'm not done today.

我今天還沒說完。

This kind of cartoon character would probably, he could show up in a kid's cartoon and an adult cartoon.

這種卡通人物可能會，他可以出現在兒童卡通片和成人卡通片中。

This could go two ways, Joaquin phoenix plays the clown and what movie gets an Oscar.

這可能有兩種情況，華金-菲尼克斯扮演的小丑和什麼電影能獲得奧斯卡獎。

I've been a clown all my life, what do I get nothing?

我一輩子都是個小丑，我什麼都沒有得到？

So this is a grumpy cat, God rest his soul.

所以這是一隻暴躁的貓，上帝保佑他的靈魂。

He's got a little strawberry and it's mine, This one is mine.

他有一個小草莓，它是我的，這個是我的。

This rubber is mine.

這塊橡膠是我的。

You can't have it.

你不能擁有它。

It's mine.

這是我的。

You won't have it.

你不會有的。

That's right.

這就對了。

That's right.

這就對了。

Yeah, keep moving, keep, keep walking.

是的，繼續前進，繼續，繼續走。

Yeah get out of here.

是的，離開這裡。

Get out of here.

離開這裡。

Yeah.

是的。

Or he could be Russian woman come you sit sit I sit on your lap, sit down sit down.

或者他可能是俄羅斯女人來你坐坐，我坐在你的腿上，坐坐坐。

Huh?

嗯？

This cat is very quietly nasty.

這隻貓是非常安靜的討厭鬼。

He also has this awful snarl.

他也有這種可怕的咆哮。

No I don't like this food at all.

不，我一點也不喜歡這種食物。

It's not good for me.

這對我來說不是好事。

It hurts my balls my balls balls in my stomach move.

它傷害了我的蛋蛋，我的蛋蛋在我的肚子裡動。

I eat your food.

我吃你的食物。

I'm done.

我已經完成了。

Oh boy.

哦，孩子。

Okay well this is this is it's it's santa time.

好吧，這就是這就是，這是聖誕老人的時間。

It's santa time in turtle ville.

現在是海龜村的聖誕老人時間。

And boy am I happy?

而男孩我很高興？

He's a turtle So he's gonna be real slow.

他是一隻烏龜，所以他的速度會很慢。

He's gonna be a good guy.

他將成為一個好人。

He's gonna be real happy and he can't wait for christmas, santa claus.

他一定會非常高興，他已經等不及要過聖誕節了，聖誕老人。

Hi I'm your new helper.

你好，我是你的新幫手。

No nobody hired me.

沒有人僱用我。

I'm a volunteer.

我是一名志願者。

I'm gonna help you drop off all the presents to all the good chill.

我將幫助你把所有的禮物送給所有的好心人。

What if he had a warm best friend kind of voice.

如果他有一個溫暖的最好的朋友的那種聲音呢。

Hi I'm mr Turtle and I'm your best friend.

嗨，我是烏龜先生，我是你最好的朋友。

I am the warmest most cuddliest little thing with a little house on his back.

我是最溫暖的最可愛的小東西，背上有一個小房子。

You ever have did seen we are slow.

你曾經看到過我們很慢。

We know that we are slow and that's okay.

我們知道，我們的速度很慢，這沒關係。

It's okay if some of the Children get their presence tomorrow or the day after or even well into next year.

如果有些孩子明天或後天，甚至到明年都能得到他們的存在，這也沒什麼。

They will wait and if they don't wait we will put them on the naughty list.

他們會等待，如果他們不等待，我們會把他們列入淘氣名單。

Okay.

好的。

I'm a cookie.

我是一塊餅乾。

I'm a mean old cookie and I'm gonna eat you.

我是一塊刻薄的老餅乾，我要吃掉你。

He's obviously really strong.

他顯然真的很強壯。

He's a cookie is a cookie among men.

他是男人中的餅乾，是餅乾中的男人。

You know, he's a guy who goes to Gold's gym and uh you know all these humans here and they think they're hot, whatever whatever whatever he rolls in, he doesn't walk, he's got no legs.

你知道，他是一個去戈爾德健身房的人，呃，你知道這裡所有這些人類，他們認為他們很熱，不管什麼什麼，他滾進來，他不走路，他沒有腿。

He has to, he has to roll so he rolls in and he gets he sits himself down on his fat little bottom and he picks up the way you can do it just like you can, I'm amazing.

他必須，他必須滾動，所以他滾進去，他得到他自己坐在他的小胖屁股上，他拿起你可以做的方式，就像你可以，我很神奇。

All the ladies come to me.

所有的女士都來找我。

That's who he is.

這就是他的身份。

He's got bright blue eyes, gorgeous, gorgeous, just beautiful.

他有一雙明亮的藍眼睛，華麗、絢麗，簡直美極了。

This is a Girl scout experiment gone wrong.

這是一個出錯的女童子軍實驗。

So I hope that gave you a little insight into my process, into my genius, into my life as a voice actor.

所以我希望這能讓你對我的過程、對我的天才、對我作為一個配音演員的生活有一點了解。

We never quite do this but it's it's very much it's this is pretty close to what we do.

我們從來沒有完全做到這一點，但它是它是非常多的，這是相當接近我們所做的。

So it's pretty great.

所以這很好。